How Does Your Smile Look…Naked?

I’M SO PROUD OF THE HSR—JUST LOOK AT IT STANDING THERE ALL HANDSOME AND STUFF, RAMROD STRAIGHT POSTURE, IMMACULATELY TAILORED, AND BASKING AND SOAKING IN A LOUD, TEN MINUTE STANDING OVATION,

AFTER GLORIOUSLY AND RUTHLESSLY CONDUCTING AN IMPRESSIVE COMMAND PERFORMANCE FROM THE BIGGEST AND MOST WIDELY-ACCLAIMED WEST COAST SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA,

ACCOMPANIED BY EUROPE’S MOST POPULAR AND ECCENTRIC PRIMA DONNA,

WHO SANG MULTIPLE OCTAVE NOTES SO PERFECTLY, AS IF THEY WERE TRUMPETED BY THE HEAVENLY VOCALIZED ANGELS THEMSELVES, but I must exit stage left immediately, because I have to catch a "shadow"flight to a secret island off of Bermuda

that no one is supposed to talk about, and which is not even registered on any GPS system (not even Bill Gates or Sir Richard Branson know about this one!), which means that your “I just want to rush back home and get back to my Netflix” smile, will have to carry all of her hundreds of beautiful, post-performance, long-stem red roses

out to the Rolls by yourself! Ouch...those thorns!

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“Don’t clap…just throw money!” 

Yes!

Let’s see it!

Take it all off!...

Rouf, rouf!…

…Hey! No Heckling from you degenerates in the peanut gallery!

…It’s fine now, my little one…don’t be ashamed…it’s only you…and this session is private!

If you are missing some teeth, get a good, close look in the mirror.

Take out those partials, or full dentures, or anything that’s removable if you have them.

Now take inventory, and account for the dental blessings that you do possess!

At least you have jaws!

Did you know that millions of people over the world over are missing one or more teeth...

because of a multitude of reasons, including getting into auto, bicycle, and other accidents, or engaging in risky behaviors, also, chronically consuming nutritionally-deficient diets, complications from toxic environmental exposures, congenital problems while developing the mouth as a fetus, and a lack of adequate implements to perform daily care of the teeth, among other things.

Now, we come to the conclusive question: are you really where you want to be dentally?

If a person regularly uses any removable replacements, then there is a chance that the denture can be lost or broken. Or stolen by an underhanded competitor!

Are you about to meet some people, and you mistakenly broke your upper front teeth partial? Believe me… that would be the ultimate terror…in social situations where now people can peek into your incomplete “unclothed mouth!”

Because of this potential for loss, many people opt for permanent replacements like implants

and bridges to replace teeth that are missing, just so they won’t have to worry about losing anything.

And that way, when you orally “take it all off,” and “let the drapes open up so the sun can shine in,” there will be nothing visibly missing anyway, and the cupboard won’t be bare, and people can jealously stare…all they want at your beautiful, healthy, and potentiating…full and naked smile!

Hey, sneak us a little peek, won’t ya!

Ahh, yes!

May you have many… my friends don’t believe me, but I happen to like engaging in and tending to my garden and watering and pulling weeds and stuff to groom it…I heard a cool saying today: life is not about finding yourself, life is about creating yourself!...ahh, the depths, widths, and the heights achievable through relaxive meditation…smiles!