Here's Why Elvis Presley's Smiles Always Knocked 'Um Out!...

Fly using just your body...tonight...in your dreams!...you'll always fondly remember it!


You and your "thanks to modern tech...and the Internet...I can get to know someone...on the other side of the world!...and...fall in love with them!" smile, is part of the scene, as everybody's slowly taking their seats, and talking loud, like an auditorium full of junior high schoolers, but eventually things get quiet, and a one man show starts, starring HSR's continuance of "They Say That In The End...You Can't Take Anything With You...But, Wait... You Can Take...Your Smile!," AND WE CATCH HIM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF BEING DROPPED OFF BY HELICOPTER

INTO A VERY DENSE, MISTY, AND FULL-OF-LIFE JUNGLE,

AND HE IS SENT THERE BY HIS CONTRACTOR, THE BIOTECH FIRM CELLULARPHARMACEUTICALS.COM,

AND THEY PROMISE HIM NICE COMPENSATION

BUT NO GUARANTEES FOR HIS SAFETY,

AND HE IS TASKED WITH FINDING AT LEAST THREE OF THE MOST POWERFUL MEDICINE-LADEN PLANT SPECIES, AND BRING THEM BACK TO THE COMPANY,

BUT AS THE COPTER DROPS HIM ONTO THE JUNGLE FLOOR, HSR LANDS HARD AND BREAKS HIS TWO WAY RADIO

AND CELL PHONE

SO NOW, HSR HAS TO USE HIS WITS ABOUT HIM AND FIND THE PLANTS AND GET BACK TO THE BIG CITY

SO HE KNOWS THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT PLANT FOR HIM TO FIND, IS THE "SUCCULENT OF DOOM,"

WHICH GROWS WELL ON THE FACES OF STEEP CLIFFS...

LIKE THIS ONE...

SO HSR DUSTS HIMSELF OFF AFTER THE NON-INJURIOUS FALL

AND LOOKS ONE WAY

AND THEN ANOTHER WAY

WHICH ALSO HAS NO PATHS TO WALK DOWN...BUT HSR REMEMBERS...

THIS IS THE JUNGLE!

...AND THERE AIN'T NO STINKIN' PATHS!...

WELL, LOOKING ANOTHER WAY

HSR ALMOST FALLS BACK IN FEAR, BECAUSE THAT THERE DOESN'T LOOK FRIENDLY...OR NATURAL!...

SO HE LOOKS THE FOURTH WAY

AND SAYS, "SHEESH!...GIMME A BREAK!"

SO, HSR CAUTIOUSLY TIP TOES AROUND THE FUZZY AND FUNNY-LOOKING PLANT 

AND...

AFTER WALKING FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE MILES...

HE EMERGES FROM A SMALL VALLEY AND 

LOOKS TO THE RIGHT...AND SEES...

"YIPEE!...THERE'S A PRETTY CLIFF!

AND THERE'S SOME GREEN STUFF ON ITS FACE, 

WHICH MEANS,

I JUST MIGHT FIND SOME OF WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR!...

SO, HSR MAKES HIS WAY OVER THERE,

BUT ONE PART OF THE FACE IS

JUST TOO WET--AND SLIPPERY! "OUT OF THE QUESTION!" CONFIRMS HSR...

SO, HE REACHES A DRIER PART AND STARTS HIS ASCENSION...

AND AFTER ATTAINING A GOOD DISTANCE UP

HSR SLIDES TO THE SIDE AWHILE

AND AFTER SOME TIME...

HE SEES IT!..."THERE IT IS... THE "SUCCULENT OF DOOM!"

AN EXCITED HSR SAYS IN JOY!

"I THINK I'LL KEEP ON GOING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS CLIFF...

"I MIGHT GET LUCKY!," GUESSES HSR...

AND GUESS WHAT...

HSR COMES ACROSS A PARTICULARLY RARE...AND POTENT...

"FALL FOR ME" FLOWERING BUSH!

"I'M ON A ROLL, NOW!" 

EXCLAIMS HSR!...

AND OF COURSE HSR DOES THE ONE THING THAT CLIMBERS NEVER DO...

..."DON'T 

LOOK DOWN!"...

SO, HE PACKS THE SECOND SPECIMEN INTO A POUCH, BUT, RIGHT THEN...

HSR IS SOMEWHAT STARTLED!...

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS, "HEY, BUDDY...

...IT LOOKS LIKE YOU FOUND SOME OF THE GOOD STUFF, MAN!"

AND HSR TURNS TO THE SIDE AND SEES

AND HSR SAYS, "WHOA! YOU HAD ME THERE FOR A MINUTE!...HEY, MY NAME IS REPORT!"

"NICE HANGIN' WITH YOU, REPORT! MY NAME IS ATTABOY, ATTABOY FLY," CONTINUES THE OTHER CLIMBER, "I WOULD SHAKE YOUR HAND NOW, BUT..."

THEN THEY BOTH LET OUT A CHUCKLE...

"HEY, REPORT...THAT'S MY WIFE OVER THERE

HER NAME'S NIMBELLA...

AND OVER THERE'S MY DAUGHTER

"LEDGE!"

SHE'S BEEN ACTING SOUR TODAY...SO WE HAVE HER COOLING HER HEELS ON...

...A LEDGE!"...

"AND FURTHER DOWN, IS MY SON

"ROCKY!"

"AND WAY OVER THERE IS MY SISTER

"SNOW!"

"SO, SHE'S SNOW FLY?" OBSERVES HSR...

"GOT THAT RIGHT, REPORT," SAYS ATTABOY...

"HEY MR. REPORT, WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH, 

PLEASE COME ON OVER TO OUR PLACE DOWN THE HILL

SO, WITH TWO MAGICAL PLANTS IN HIS POSSESSION, HSR CALLS IT A DAY...

AND WILL SEE WHAT'S UP WHEN TOMORROW COMES!...

SO EVERY ONE HEADS OVER TO ATTABOY'S PLACE AND

WHILE THEY'RE FIXING DINNER,

HSR SAYS, "I CAN TELL THAT YOU GUYS REALLY LOVE IT UP HERE!...BUT MR. FLY, WERE YOU RAISED IN THE MOUNTAINS, TOO?"...

"I SURE WAS, MR. REPORT," CONTINUES ATTABOY, "TO US, OUR CLIFF WALLS ARE JUST LIKE SIDEWALKS...

"BUT,

 WE LIVE OUR LIVES NINTY DEGREES 

DIFFERENTLY THAN CITY FOLK!

"SOME PEOPLE GET OFF ON THE HORIZONTAL...WELL...WE GET OFF ON THE VERTICAL! 

YES, WE REALLY DO, LITERALLY, LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE, RIGHT LEDGE!" SAYS ATTABOY...

"RIGHT, ERR, RIGHT ANGLE, DAD," RESPONDS LEDGE...

ATTABOY CONTINUES, "I DON'T THINK THAT WE COULD MAKE IT OTHERWISE!...

ATTABOY'S SISTER, SNOW FLY SAYS, 

"SO, MR. REPORT, THOSE TWO PLANTS YOU HAVE...THEY'RE ALMOST THE STRONGEST...

"THERE ARE A BUNCH MORE RARE MEDICAL PLANTS OUT HERE,

MAYBE I CAN SHOW TOMORROW!"

"WELL, THANK YOU, SNOW FLY!," SAYS HSR...

AND SNOW ADDS, "THERE ARE  TWO THAT I KNOW YOU'LL REALLY LIKE....

"ONE'S VERY IMPORTANT TO US...IT'S FOR 

"VERTIGO!

"BUT, THEY'RE  ON THE MOST RUGGED CLIFF OUT HERE"...

NOW, ATTABOY'S WIFE, NIMBELLA, HAPPILY ANNOUNCES, "DINNER'S READY...

COME AND GET IT!"

SO WE ALL TAKE A SEAT

AND EVERY ONE CHOWS DOWN LIKE THEY MEAN IT...WITH LITTLE TALKING!...

THEN, AFTER DINNER, SNOW FLY SAYS TO HSR, "CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING OUTSIDE?"

AND HSR AND SNOW GO TO A LOUNGE AREA AND SNOW SITS DOWN FIRST

IN THE RARE AND FRESH SUNSET AIR...

AND SNOW ASKS HSR, "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE PLANTS?"...

"I'M GOING TO TAKE THEM TO A PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY ...AND THEY'LL MAKE MEDICINES OUT OF THEM!" EXPLAINS HSR...

"THAT MEANS THAT YOU'LL BE LEAVING HERE?" LAMENTS SNOW FLY.

"YES...BUT VERY LIKELY, I'LL BE BACK!" DELIGHTS HSR, "BECAUSE SO MANY CURES ARE IN THE PLANTS OF THESE FAR AWAY MOUNTAINS!,"...

"MR. REPORT... I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING..." SAYS SNOW FLY...

"AND WHAT'S THAT, SNOW?

"WHEN THE PLANTS ARE PREPARED AND CONSUMED WHOLE, LIKE THEY ARE TONIGHT, THEY ALWAYS HAVE BEAUTIFUL SIDE EFFECTS..TELL ME, MR. REPORT...WHAT DO YOU SEE NOW?" ASKS SNOW...

THEN, HSR LOOKS TO THE SKY AND SEES

"OMG!" SAYS AN ASTONISHED HSR, "HEY, CHECK THAT SUNSET!...AND THAT LADY NEXT TO IT!...SHE LOOKS A LOT LIKE YOU!"

NOW, HSR FEELS HIS REALITY GETTING "DIMENSIONALLY RICH"

AND HE'S STARTING TO FEEL WHAT IT'S LIKE AROUND THE STAR SYSTEMS ALPHA CENTAURI AND POLARIS...AND EVEN OUR MILKY WAY'S BLACK HOLES!...

HSR IS NOW REAL-TIME CONNECTING WITH THE UNIVERSALLY-UBIQUITOUS AND PERVASIVE MACRO-FREQUENCIES!...

AND NOW, A THUMPING, IS FELT ALL OVER!..

HSR STILL LOOKS THE SAME, BUT HE FEELS LIKE HIS LIPS, FACE, AND OTHER PARTS ARE SWELLING TO MANY MULTITUDES OF LOVELY BURSTS!

AND HIS NERVES...ALL OF THEM...SEEM TO FEEL SWEET...AND..."LIT UP!"

AND, THEN, HSR TURNS BACK AROUND TO SNOW,...

...AND HE CAN'T HELP... 

...BUT 

BE STRONGLY, DREAMILY, AND MAGNETICALLY PULLED IN...

...CLOSER AND CLOSER...TO...

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"Anything you want, can be yours!...The trick is actually doing what's needed to obtain it!" 

Elvis Aaron Presley started out like the rest of us...

...as a small little tyke!

Born January 8, 1935 to father Vernon Elvis Presley and mother Gladys Love Smith

he probably started out as a generous, perceptive, and engaging young man.

I feel that, at an early age, the young Elvis could see that he could make a big and needed difference.

...probably by being a little different and thoughtful in his actions.

...and in the way he wore his hair...like a pretty boy!

...and that shirt!...

I'll bet you that the girls would fight every day over 

who would be lucky enough to sit next to him in school!...and dream about it!

A Real Man that really loved the ladies, Elvis just may have had the "Busiest Lips in the Country!"

And yes!...All kinds of gorgeous females would patiently wait in line 

for their turns...their enlightening chances...to personally meet and greet, and softly touch... "The King!"

"Please, Elvis, please," they scream and shout, and sometimes "Bum Rush" him!

What can I say..."when you got it...

...you got it!"...

...It seems that everyone wanted a piece...a huge piece!...of him!

He literally had the power and the persona to have many millions of women hermetically sealed and twirled around his wee finger!

But the Teeth!...his Teeth and that lovable 

sneering smile!...A "Snile!"

...have a lot, and debatably, the majority, to do with his enduring and immense

popularity!

Of course, the teeth, along with his swagger and "suggestive moves," and...

Wait, he wore white socks...to match the white teeth...

...and to let the eyes know where the fast-moving feet were going!

Hey!...There was another, big-time entertainer...

that got up on his toes like this!

Tell me...what woman in her right mind...can't be hypnotized

by these "see-you-down-to-your-Soul" eyes!

Back in his day, "Elvis the Pelvis" pioneered moving like this onstage,

making many think that he was singlehandedly ushering in the conditions that would accelerate the fall of our "Decent and Upstanding Society!"

Well, the people spoke...loudly...and they wanted more and more...and Elvis boldly stepped forward and 

was more than willing to deliver on his promises of giving an all-out effort

during his shows!

Mr. Elvis Aaron Presley...I need to say that...

you made America look in on itself...and made this place...

...a better place!

And I stand and applaud you, my Man!

May you have many...will what was, be better than what will be?--hope not!... the parts of the wind play and laugh with each other all the time!...harmony is so much smaller than its partner--dissonance...smiles!