Hello, Reader!
I have a bird in the hand...and now,
I just got one more out the bush!
...
And, people, please!
HSR told me to tell you that
today's post is in no way saying
that's it's okay to go out and start using
profanity ad infinitum!...Understood?...
...
Well, that's so good to hear, because I'm
just a Simple Country Girl who loves the peace and quiet!
...
And today's Episode is very reachable... the old fashion way...
by reading...
...however, this is no ordinary tome...
This book,
tells you all you need to know about...
...what you need to know about!...
And all of this is the result of HSR's love of reading ever since he was a toddler
with his pet cat...
and HSR caught "The Disease of the Prints!" and became
a full blown bibliophile early on,
reading everything in sight,
to try and satisfy his voracious appetite
for fiction and fairy tales!
And his Mommy nurtured this every night
to the point to where
he started putting her to sleep with
magical stories!...
...Yes, he is quite the opposite of this guy...
But today, our Episode is coming from this
very "Old World Text" Edition!
...and you will understand every word...Understood?
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
I am your Narrator Of The Blog this episode
and I
went to high school with the cute HSR
and sometimes he would outright help me with my
test questions!...
Don't you just love him?
...
"Well hi there, Narrator!
Can we put HSR through a
little test right now?
...
Hi there, Narrator!
I've got my place ready for the party!
It's not his birthday today, I know, but
anytime I can celebrate with HSR...I will...because...
when all of the ladies are
looking at him...
he's looking at me!
...
Hi!...Can you tell HSR that I said thanks for the
Banana Split after our Bike Ride today!
...
"Thank you, ladies!
And now folks..."
"Excuse me...I have a question...
Do you think that this blog should charge a nominal fee
for admirers to give shout-outs to HSR?"
"No!," says an audience crowd!
"Well, this is a free blog...at least for now!
And maybe you and your
"save your self today, and try to pull others to safety along with you!"
smile,
want HSR as available as...
...the air you breathe!...Anytime you need it!
Well, I can't argue with that...
at least, I'm not supposed to...
But, you will get an argument out of HSR especially as he
goes through
quicksand traps
and booby
traps
and even cute venus fly
traps!
But now he must once again
be tested beyond more than he can stand because
HSR, WHO IS TOTALLY LOVED BY HIS LITTLE
SISTER, IS ASKED BY HER,
"HEY BIG BROTHER HOLLYWOOD...CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE ZOO TODAY!"
AND HSR, WHO HAPPENS TO BE IN THE BACK YARD
WITH HER SAYS, "LET'S SEE...JANET...
HOW'S ABOUT LATER THIS AFTERNOON?"
AND SHE SAID, "GREAT!" AND SHE WAS SO HAPPY!
AND SO THE TIME COMES, AND THEY
DRIVE ON OVER
AND WALK ON IN
AND JANET ASKS, "CAN I GET SOME COTTON CANDY, BIG BROTHER?"
AND NOW SHE
IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD!...
AND SHE SAYS, "THANKS, HOLLYWOOD!"
AND SISTER JANET AND HSR WALK AROUND LOOKING AT THE ANIMALS
AND OTHER PEOPLE AT THE
ZOO SOME MORE...
"OMG!," SAYS HSR, AS HE SEES AN OLD MAIN SQUEEZE,
YAYA,
WHO CAME WITH HER LITTLE COUSIN!
"SO WHAT YOU BEEN DOIN', HOLLYWOOD?
I STILL REMEMBER WHEN WE HAD TO
WALK ALL THE WAY HOME FROM THAT DANCE!...
YOU REMEMBER?"
AND HOLLYWOOD JUST STARES...
"HOLLYWOOD, ARE YOU LISTENING!"
"YEAH, YAYA, SORRY ABOUT THAT!"
...
SO, NOW, ALL OF THEM WALK A WHILE MORE,
AND THE TWO GIRLS LEARN THINGS ABOUT
FRIENDLY TARANTULAS!...
THEN HSR SAYS, "HEY, LET'S HAVE A SEAT...
I'M A LITTLE TIRED OF WALKING!"
AND YAYA SAYS,
"GO AHEAD, 'WOOD...
HEY...I'LL TAKE THE GIRLS TO CHUCKIE CHEESE
AFTER THIS AND DROP YOUR SIS HOME AFTER THAT
IF IT'S OKAY, SO THEY CAN HANG OUT TOGETHER!"
"SOUNDS GREAT, YA YA" SMILES AN EXHAUSTED HSR.
AND IN NO TIME,
HSR IS NODDING OFF!
FOR A GOOD WHILE...
BUT UNBEKNOWNST TO HIM
THE ZOO CLOSES!
OH NO!
THAT MEANS
NO ENTERING!...AND ESPECIALLY...
NO EXITING!
WELL, HSR WAKES UP AND SEES NO ONE AROUND,
BUT HE'S NOT TOO
UPSET...YET!...
SO HSR WALKS AROUND A LITTLE
AND HE'S BY THE GORILLA EXHIBIT NOW...
OOPS!
IT APPEARS, UP CLOSE,
OUT OF NOWHERE!
THANK GOODNESS THERE'S A SEPARATOR BETWEEN US!
SO IT WALKS AWAY... BUT...OH NO!
IT'S COMING BACK!...
MY PANTS ARE
SOILED A LITTLE NOW!
JEESH!
NOW HE'S GOING
AWAY!...
OH BOY!...
I'M NOW REMINDED OF A TURTLE THAT I SAW
HAULING ON OUT QUICKLY!
OKAY...NOW...
I WALK SOME MORE AND...
NOT AGAIN!...
A LION IS OUT OF HIS CAGE AND
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
WELL, I
DON'T FREAK OUT,
BECAUSE
IF HE WAS HUNGRY,
I'D BE GONE ALREADY!
SO I TAKE A DEEP BREATH
AND ZEN MYSELF AND
WALK UP TO HIM AND DO WHAT IT LIKES THE MOST!...
I
GIVE IT A GOOD RUBDOWN!...
THEN IT WALKS AWAY!
THAT'S ALL IT WANTED!
WHEW!...
HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
I GUESS IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM,
ONE HAS TO STAY FIT!
HEY! KANGAROOS ARE
AT IT TOO!...
WOW!...INTERSPECIES
FIGHTING!...
WHAT'S NEXT?
OH WOW!
ALL OF THIS STUFF HAPPENS
WHEN THE ZOO'S CLOSED...MAN!
I REMEMBER A COUPLE OF KANGAROO/ HUMAN BOXING FIGHTS, AND
THOSE MATCH UPS
DIDN'T GO WELL FOR THE HUMANS!
YIKES!... I'M WALKING BY A BUFF,
AND BODYBUILDING
KANGAROO!
I'M OUTTA HERE!
...
SAY, WHERE ARE THE EXITS!
I'MA CLIMB A FENCE OR SOMETHING!
UH OH!...
DID
SOMEBODY LET ALL OF THE ANIMALS OUT?
'CAUSE HERE COMES A
TIGER... THAT'S GETTING
CLOSER!...
CRAP! HERE IT
COMES!
I GOTTA BOOK ON OUTTA
HERE!
SO HSR FINDS A BUILDING AND
BANGS THROUGH THE DOOR!
GREAT!
BUT...
NOW HSR IS IN A DEN OF
SNAKES!...THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH!...
SO HSR
DOES A SYNCOPE!
AND A KING SNAKE
CHECKS HIM OUT VERY UP CLOSE...AND PERSONAL!
OH NO!
"If someone smiles
in the forest
and nobody sees it...
...did it really happen!"
in the forest
and nobody sees it...
...did it really happen!"
Sometimes, it seems like this world is the greatest place on Earth (Duh!)
and then,
sometimes it seems like this world
is going to the
dogs!
And when people are having a tough time with things or with life,
in many instances, they internalize things and try to work them out
or work through them.
And when that doesn't work,
some people will vent off steam with
nice, innocent terms
like "Holy Cow!"
or "Aww
Shucks!"
And then there are others who just, without hesitation
use swear words or insults or curse words
when somethings don't go their ways,
or other people or things, or even they themselves,
contribute to unwanted outcomes!
...
However...
when it comes to "expletives deleted,"
believe it or not,
there are certain scientific observations noted and possible benefits derived from
the acts of determined cursing and swearing!
...
Examples of contemporary cursing using the Dental Mouth are shown,
followed by a Health Professional giving the scientific and
psychological low-down and possible benefits from the swearing.
...
"_ _ _ _ _!
_ _ _ _ _ _ hammer! It ain't broken, but _ _ _ _ _!"
"When met with a
painful event, an appropriate period of cursing and swearing,
with it's attendant adrenaline rush, may also be
coupled with an analgesic effect!"
...
"I got the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ power!...
Dey cain't beat me!...I control dis _ _ _ _, _ _ _ _ _ yeah!"
"By not being a passive victim and,
instead, empowering and asserting your self,
you increase your strength and confidence
to take the proper preventive and corrective actions!"
...
"Oh _ _ _ _ _!
What the _ _ _ _ was I thinking when I did that?"
"Sometimes, we surprise ourselves, when things go wrong,
or when they go right!...even by mistake!"
...
"Don't _ _ _ _ wit me, or
I'll...!"
"Warnings can be given to stop a situation
before things go too far!"
....
"Get dat
_ _ _ _ outta my house, _ _ _ _ _ _!"
"Asserting territorial supremacy
is a protected right of ownership!...
You are the queen of your own Castle, young lady!"
...
"Hey, man! Let's go out to the Club
and find us some good _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!"
"Language-specific peer group activities
can promote social bonding with friends, and they can feel comfortable
with each other...
and have fun!"
...
"Hey, man, _ _ _ _ _ _ _...
and that's the way I _ _ _ _ ing feel!"
"Here, a little extra "nudge"
is added to the message, and afterward, a better sense of
overall athleticism is boosted,
and a concomitant calmness
and ready-for-more-action state of mind
is thus achieved!"
...
"I'm going to finish this _ _ _ _ _ _ 4,000 word
essay, and get it out the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ way!"
"People can use
profane words as a coping mechanism to successfully finish things to the end!"
...
"You better
get that _ _ _ _ in' smoke out my face!
If you don't want second hand smoke to hurt you,
you may have to put distance between you and the smoker...
...see if you can just walk away!
...
"If you _ _ _ _ _ touch my _ _ _ _ _,
...I'ma whip yo' _ _ _ _!"
"Sometimes people, and even family members,
need to know their limits,
and if needed, remind them,
if they don't do "diplomatic!""
....
But remember that "what goes around, comes around,"
and the fallout from a cursing or insult session may not be pretty!
Feedback from offended people
who offend you
may run from
evil
looks,
to possible threats of real retribution
and/or a step up to physical confrontation
with one, or
multiple individuals involved!
However, some cursing recipients
may have quite different reactions,
from unbelievability
to unexpected
playfulness to downright
humor!
Watch out, however, because some skinny
Calculus-Knowledgable, and obnoxious genius
may,
if adequately provoked,
turn into
"The
Hulk!," and have his own choice words to say, or actions to do!
Needless to say, some confrontations can get
ugly!
And reinforcements may be
called in!
Now, we all know that innocent mistakes can happen,
and,
there are times when
there's no need to pull out the "Bad Words Guns!"
But we all know that when driving on the road, Road Rage
may give some
unexpected results!
Just let it be known that if you say the wrong thing
to the wrong person...
...it will get "hot under the
collar" and...in the room...real quick...in a "New York Minute!"
And who knows what will happen
next!
So, don't let your mouth get you in trouble!
And the same goes for the
nonverbal
versions!
...
Just Stop It!...Okay!...
...and let's just all get along...
...Okay, People!
May you have many..."hey, Dr. Winge! I'm so happy that you make this blog that
I'm doing the two-step!--
--because of you, I have a voice and a presence in cyberspace
that I otherwise would not enjoy, and
while others may or may not offer a comment or feed back to you,
I am prepared to give you
all the quantity and quality that you could ever want!...
Hollywood! I am writing a Romantic Love Story, and
I am looking for the male lead
and for you to actually get the part
you are to hold me tight, and look far into my eyes
and convince me that there's really no one else for me!...
my love for you goes from here--all the way
over to here!...smiles!
Dr. Report, I know that the party is over for the week,
but, if you help me finish here, I'll make
your After-Party...better...
...than the Party!
Hello, Sir...I'm Meritta Joy and
I'm just waiting for Hollywood
to come out of the Production Studio after the show, to try out
for his best two positions!
