...and...
So Cold!"
"Is that Santa taking
his New Sleigh...
for a Test Drive?"
"Hollywood!...
...Thank you!...
I still have
these headphones
you gave me Last year!
And This Year...
I'ma give you
a 'Huge Surprise!'"
"HSR!...
here's some clear tape
so that
we can wrap them!"
Greetings!...
...and
Happy Holidays!"
Doctor Report!...
Every Year, I like to
see your 'Big, Sweet Smile'
when
you open
My Gifts To You!"
"I've got to go
inside now...
See you
same time Tomorrow!
"It's so Beautiful!...
Let's make a
'Wish Upon A Snow!'"
"Now your
Nose is 'just right!'
And I'm going to tell
HSR that
you look just like him!"
You and your
"from above,
I have uncovered a Plot!...I must stop them from
stealing Santa's Sleigh! "
smiles
are
watching out for the
'Hot Mic!'
The Long-awaited Chapters
for Today
are brought to you by
a
Very Unique
Marching Band
and their
Cheerleaders!
"I think I now know
just
what to get him!...
Bowling Alley Managers...
Watch Out!
HSR is coming!
He sees
bowlers do this!...
and even this..
...but...
when it's his turn
he almost,
or does,
'Bring Down
The Roof!'
HSR has always
Loved him
some Ice!
He even likes
Icebergs!
Maybe there's something about
Ice's
Molecular
Structure and
Micro-Patterns
that fascinate him!
So, now that he's older,
and on break from
USC
Dental School,
he wants to
try out Skiing!...
...up in the
Rare Air!
But he's not afraid of
Avalanches!
"Hey," thinks HSR,
"Even Clouds have
Avalanches, too!"
Now,
HSR thinks that Skiing is easy
to Master,
because People make it
seem
so easy!
Even with
Avalanches!
But,
HSR might want
to do this,
...however he
ends up doing
this
and
this!
Okay...
So now HSR is
turning his
attention
(as short as that span may be!)
to
Snowboarding!
He's seen it on Video
Games,
and
even little
kids
and
teens
can make tricks
seem
so simple!
So,
he makes it out
with his snow board,
...and a little bunny
is trying to
give him a Message?
Well,
HSR is Ready to
Go!
But,
he goes
the wrong
way!...
Ouch!
However, he wants to
not give up
so easy!
So he tries one more time,
but,
this time,
an interfering
Powder
Avalanche
shows up!
But Wait!...
Now, he's all covered
up
in Deep Snow!
And...
it's
pitch
Black!...
Dang!....
And there's another Rumble
of a
New Avalanche!
Now, HSR thinks,
I should have
heeded the signs from that
Fluffy Bunny back there!"
"I hope someone
comes to
Save Me!
Oh please,
oh please,
oh please!...I promise to be good
Forever!...
Suddenly,
Some Force In
'The Ether Of The Ice and Snow'
Takes Form
and
Starts to
'Align The Natural Forces'
to influence
the Fate
of HSR,
because, as she puts it,
"He must be Saved!"
"Santa, Sir...
your
Hot Chocolate is ready!"
Will you look at this!...
People!...
It's 'That Time!'
...Yes!
Christmas
is coming!
And the Children of the World are
so
Happy!
And yes!...
The Adults
are, too!
But This Guy...
is about to get
'Real Busy!'
But he's just cooling it
at home, for now!...
However,
just then,
his Great Grand Daughter,
asks him to
get some ice cream
from the store!
And Santa says,
I want to get something, too!"
Then,
he asks Mrs. Santa
if she
wants some thing...
...and she does!
So,
he gets ready,
and makes it outside,
and
is just enjoying the fresh air,
with a little jump in his
stride!
Now,
he thinks back
to when he was
a younger
Santa
and he could
'Swoop around the World'
with
a Quickness and Easiness!
"Hi, Santa," says
this girl, as he
passes by...
"Yo, Santa, Dude...
you gonna
hook me up, right?"
asks another admirer!
And he passes by one
Store
Front,
and then
another!
"Hi, Santa!" say these Ladies,
"I hope that we all
make a lot
of People Happy this Year!"
and a little
further down...
Santa sees a little
Doggie
busy at work!
"Hi there, Mr. Claus!...
...I wish that I
could take you home
with me!" jokes this Lady!
And another Young One
says,
Hey, Santa...Where's your Sleigh?"
"Kris Kringle!,"
say these two
to
Santa as he
crosses the street,
"Keep up the
Good Work!"
"OMGosh!...Santa Claus!" says
this excited Lady...
Please come in and
see my Babies!...This one is Gary!"
"Gary's so cute!" beams Santa...
"And this is Holloway!" she smiles.
"Holloway is a big boy!" says Santa...
...and he gets closer...
and Holloway gets so excited that
he swings his Rattle around
and
accidentally hits Santa in
the Mouth!...
Oh No!...
Now,
Santa's mouth
looks like this!
Of course, Holloway's Mom is so
sorry that it happened,
but a friend just happens to be
visiting,
and she says,
I have a Dentist Friend that
flies around the World
fixing the
Teeth of Billionaires!...
I'm sure that he can
help you out
real soon!...I'll
call him now!"
So,
she gets on the phone!
Then she returns to the room
with a really large Smile!
"OMGosh!...Can you believe it!" the Lady
says,
"Dr. Olah Orala,
the 'Dentist of Billionaires'
just happens to be
close!...
...in
Nome, Alaska...
...right now!
And since he's a
Big Fan of Yours, Santa,
he wants to help
you out
ASAP!"
"Well that's just fine!" says Santa,
"Can he meet me in front
of my Abode?"
"Of course, I'll give him
directions to your place!
Now,
another friend walks in and says,
"What
happened to your
tooth, Santa?"
and Santa says back,
"it's a long story,
but...
I gotta go now!"
And Somewhere,
in the Earth's Ether...
A woman thinks,
"I feel that something
has happened
to Santa!...I
also feel that he will be alright!"
So,
with help
on the way from
arguably the World's Best
Dentist,
Santa
walks
back
home!
"Hey, Santa!...
...I see you!"
"Yes!...we
Love You, Santa!"
And not too far away,
Dr. Orala
takes off in his
Custom Supercopter,
and over the water
and
over the Clouds...
...Dr. Orala lands
perfectly!
"Santa," says Dr. Orala's
Assistant,
"The Doctor will see you now
in
in his office
on board the Supercopter!"
And, in no Time Flat,
Santa's 'Bling' is back!
Hip Hip Hooray!
"Oh ...Dr. Orala!" smiles
an ecstatic Santa,
I have an
Extra Special Gift
for you!"
Now, Dr. Orala thanks Santa, and gives
Santa a bag with something in it.
Then the Good Doctor
gets back into the Supercopter,
and
and is off into the
Wild Blue
Yonder again!
And later on that night,
Santa's Great Grand Daughter
asks,
"Did you get
the stuff from
the Store?
And Santa
pulls out the stuff
from Dr. Orala's bag,
and says,
"This is from
our
Dentist Friend!...
...Hope You Like It!
And,
as she tears into it,
she Smiles,
"Thank You, My Doctor Orala!"
"Please be careful
on the
icy roads, Everyone!"
May you have many...
..."It has been said that
it is 'Darkest before the Dawn!'
But now, they say
that it is
Coldest before the Warmth!
Thank Goodness that
this Cold
..."I will never get
'Too Grown Up' for Santa!"...
..."My...
it looks like
some Heavy Snow is on it's way!"...
...smiles!
"Yes, Doctor Olah Orala!...
All of your
Desired Preparations
have been made...
and we are
awaiting Your Arrival!"
Go ahead and Sweat
by using both
the Mundane
and the Unusual
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where I Open The Door For You!...
"Let's wipe out
all of these
Plaque Bacterial Monsters!"
"Yes!...
As the 'New Kid' In the Sulcus,
I plan to
Tear this PDL Space
to pieces!"
"I'm repelling down the Lingual Surface,
and entering the Vestibule
to take on the Enemy!"
The Antibiotics that they try
to use on me
don't affect me at all!...
As a matter of fact
I use their Medicines
as a
Great and Tasty Source of Nutrition!"
"Shhh!...
I see a whole nest of them
behind
those Collagen Fibers over there!"
"I better run!
This Super Streptococcus
is
way out of
My League!"
"These Creatures are
just way too many!...
...We need to fight fire with fire
and
fight Teeth with Teeth!"
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