"OMGosh!...I Finally Have a Moment to Myself!...My New White Teeth and My New Bikini...Are Making Admirers...Come Out Of The Woodwork!...Making Me Think...Is...
...This What I Really Want?"...
"Hollywood!...
Whenever we're at
The Beach,
I don't know whether to keep
looking at You
or
The
Beautiful Sunset!"
"Ah-ha!...
Another One!...
It Never Fails!
When I Meditatively Breath In,
and Spin Slowly
'New and Fresh Perspectives'
Always Emerge!
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I'm on My Way
to
My Dentist, Dr. Report
and he told me
over the phone
that
If I have been flossing,
I have nothing to
Worry About!"
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Welcome!...
And a Great and Glorious Day
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The Words in this Blog Post
Carry Meanings that are
Deeper than what is First Apparent!...
And They will
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yielding the
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Time for the Hammer!
Yes!...
She's Got It!...
And so does
This Guy!
With much
'Venting Testosterone'
to Boot!
But...
...here we go...
...with...
our Much Beloved HSR!...
...trying to
'Get with the Program!'...with almost
no
Testosterone!
Dang!...
I hope HSR didn't
Hurt Hisself!...
But 'Stuff Like That'
always happens...sooner...and later...to Him!
However,
we never know what
form
HSR's 'Comeuppance' may take!...
You can bet, though,
that He's
'Gonna Get What He Deserves!'
Just look at how
everything just
'Splattered all over the Floor'
last time
during,
OMGosh!...AND THERE,
HSR FINDS A SHIPWRECK'S
TREASURE
NOT TOO FAR
FROM SHORE,
THAT'S THE SPANISH SHIP,
THE "SIN NOMBRE,"
WHICH SANK
WAY BACK WHEN,
BUT
FEW PEOPLE KNEW
THAT IT REALLY CARRIED
THE TREASURE
THAT
THE NINA, PINTA, AND SANTA MARIA
WERE
SUPPOSED TO CARRY...
...IN CASE THE PIRATES
HIJACKED THE SHIPMENTS!...
BUT
ANYWAY,
HSR
FINDS 'MUCHO LOOTO'
AND GOLD
ON THE SHIP
AS IT RESTS IN PEACE
AT THE BOTTOM
OF THE SEA...
AND,
AS HSR
INVESTIGATES THE WRECK
IS TOTALLY
ASTONISHED THAT
THERE ARE 'GOODIES'
UPON GOODIES
UPON
MORE GOODIES GALORE!...
YES!...
THAT 'GOLD STUFF'
AS FAR AS
HE COULD SEE!
SO,
HE TAKES A
BIG, FIST-SIZED NUGGET
AND
ONE OF THE
PALM-OF-THE-HAND-SIZED COINS
TO PROVE THE FINDINGS!...
AND,
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S GOING TO
ATTRACT SOME
MAJOR ATTENTION, OKAY!...
SO,
WHEN HSR
GETS BACK TO TOWN
A BIG-TIME APPRAISER
WHO DEALS IN
HUGE DIAMONDS
AND VERY INTRICATE GOLD...
AND THE APPRAISER
ALMOST
FALLS OUT OF HIS SEAT
WHEN HSR
SHOWS THE COIN TO HIM!...
"WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?"
THE STUNNED APPRAISER ASKS...
"OH, IN THE OCEAN...
...A LITTLE BIT
OFF THE COAST,"
LETS ON HSR...
"YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE?" THE APPRAISER ASKS...
AND HSR REPLIES,
"MUCH MORE...LOTS MORE!...
...ALL THREE FLOORS OF THE SHIP
ARE JUST 'LOADED DOWN'
WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF...
...I MEAN...
'REALLY HUGE BOOTY!'...
...AND...
MOST OF THE HAUL IS PURE...
RIGHT OUT THE GROUND!...
LIKE THIS
BIG CHUNK
RIGHT HERE!" SAYS HSR...
"SHEESH!," EXCLAIMS THE APPRISER,
"THIS BIG ROCK,
AS IS,
CAN PAY MY LEASE
IN THIS BUILDING FOR
AT LEAST FOUR YEARS!"
"YEP!"
SAYS HSR, "AND IT
CAN BUY ME A LOT OF HAPPINESS
FOR YEARS
IN ROMANIA AND NORWAY!,"
COUNTERS HSR...
"WHO DO YOU KNOW IN
ROMANIA AND NORWAY?"
INQUIRES THE APPRAISER...
"I DON'T KISS AND TELL...ESPECIALLY
WHEN THE KISSES ARE...
...OMGOSH!..."
DREAMILY SMILES HSR...
AND THE APPRISER COUNTERS,
"I FIND THAT THE LADIES FROM
ITALY AND HUNGARY
ARE
THE MOST
ROMANTICALLY MYSTERIOUS!...
...THEY MAKE YOU
SEVERELY ADDICTED TO THEIR
POWERS...
HE CONTINUES,
...AS SOON AS THEY
'LET THE CAT OUT THE BAG'...
...IT'S ALL OVER!"
"WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'LL JUST
HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL
I GO OVER THERE,
AND FIND OUT
FOR MYSELF!"
SAYS HSR.
"HA HA, YOUNG MAN...
...WHAT IS YOUR NAME," ASKS THE APPRAISER...
HSR SAYS, "HOLLYWOOD!"
WELL, MR. 'HOLLY--WOOD'...
I CAN OFFER YOU 3 MILLION DOLLARS
RIGHT NOW!...
FOR THE LOCATION OF
WHERE YOU GOT THIS!"
THEN
HSR MAKES SOME
UNSURE FACES
AND
SAYS,
"BOY, I AM
INCLINED TO SCREAM,
'YES!'
BUT,
I CAN'T
ACCEPT THAT RIGHT NOW!...
...THAT'S
WAY TOO MUCH
MONEY TO HAVE
ON THESE STREETS
IN THIS CITY!...
...BUT
I CAN BREAK OFF
A PIECE OF THIS NUGGET
AND...
...UMMPH!...HERE!...
MAYBE I CAN
CASH THIS
IN
FOR SOME...
'WALKING AROUND MONEY'
...WHAT'S THIS WORTH?...EHH?" ASKS HSR...
THE APPRAISER TAKES A LOOK,
THEN PLOPS SOME CASH
ON THE TABLE,
AND SAYS..."HERE'S
FOR YOU
AND
A LITTLE BIT OF
DOWN PAYMENT
FOR THE REST!...
...BUT...WHEN
WILL YOU
LET ME KNOW,
MR. HOLLY--WOOD?"
"I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE NOW,
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU...
...SOON!" SAYS HSR...
"PLEASE DO!...
YOU CAN TRUST ME TO...
...DO YOU... RIGHT?,"
HE SAYS WITH A 'SINISTER SMILE!...
"THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR!,"
SAYS HSR,
"OH, CAN I GET
THE COIN BACK, NOW?"
"OH EXCUSE ME, SIR...
...HERE YOU GO!...
...I'LL HOPEFULLY SEE YOU SOON!,"
PLOTS THE APPRAISER...
"YEAH...SEE YOU SOON!..." SAYS HSR...
SO, HSR STUFFS THE CASH IN HIS POCKETS,
ALONG WITH
THE COIN AND THE
REST OF THE RAW GOLD
AND...
UPON WALKING OUT
OF THE BUILDING'S
FRONT DOOR,
HSR SEES A BAR ACROSS THE STREET...
AND HE
MAKES IT ON OVER...
AND ONCE INSIDE,
HE TAKES A SEAT
AND ORDERS
HIS FAVORITE...
...ORANGE JUICE
WITH HEAVY PULP,
BLENDED
WITH ICE AND
TWO CHERRIES ON TOP!
THEN,
HSR PAYS
WITH A GENEROUS TIP,
AND TAKES A DEEP SWIG
OF THE JUICE,
BUT...
...OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE,
HE NOTICES THAT
A GUY
JUST WALKS IN
AND SITS DOWN...
AND HSR THINKS
"THAT IT'S ONE OF THE
APPRAISER'S GUYS
KEEPING A TAIL ON ME"...
SO,
HSR HATCHES A PLAN TO LOSE THAT GUY...
...AND...
HE
GOES TO
THE MEN'S ROOM
AND SEES A WINDOW
THAT'S TOO SMALL
TO CRAWL THROUGH,
BUT,
THAT'S OKAY!...
BECAUSE HE
IS MOLECULARLY,
A
GASEOUS/PLASMA SILICONE HYBRID!...
...A HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS!
SO,
HE OPENS THE WINDOW
JUST A BIT,
THEN
HSR TURNS INTO GASEOUS SMOKE!...
AND DRIFTS AND
TRAVELS OUT OF THE WINDOW!...
...WHOA!...
AND
JUST SECONDS AFTER THAT
THE GUY FOLLOWING HSR,
BURSTS INTO
THE BATHROOM
TO SEE WHAT'S UP...
BUT, HSR IS LONG GONE!
SO,
THE GUY RUNS OUT OF THE BAR
LOOKING FOR HIM,
BUT HE CAN'T FIND HIM
WHILE HSR IS MAKING HIMSELF SCARCE,
HE TURNS FROM A CLOUD,
BACK INTO A MAN, AND
AS HE'S
WALKING FAST
DOWN THE STREET
HE SEES A FRIEND
AND ASKS,
"HEY, ARE YOU
ADELANA BLACKWOOD?"...
"WHAT A SURPRISE!"
"HOW'D YOU KNOW, HSR...
I JUST DYED MY HAIR,
SO PEOPLE
WOULDN'T NOTICE ME,"
SAYS ADELANA,
"IT'S BEEN, WHAT, TWO YEARS?"
AND
HSR ASKS,
"I WANT TO GO TO YOUR PLACE RIGHT NOW!...
YOU'RE NOT TOO FAR, RIGHT?"
"I'M RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER...WAIT...
YOU KNOW THAT
YOU OWE ME, HOLLYWOOD!...
...OMG!"
LAUGHS ADELANA...
SO,
THEY GO UP TO HER PLACE
AND ONCE THEY GET IN THE APARTMENT
AND CLOSE THE DOOR
THEN
HSR SAYS,
"I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!"
"OH...NOW YOU WANT TO TALK," SHE SMILES,
AS SHE COZIES UP TO HIM...
"NO, REALLY...
HANG ON FOR JUST A HOT SECOND," BEGS HSR...
"OKAY," SAYS ADELANA,
AS SHE FOLDS HER ARMS AND PAUSES...
"I NEED YOU TO KEEP THIS FOR ME," SAYS HSR...
AS HE PULLS OUT 10
BUNDLES OF HUNDIES,
AND THE GOLD COIN AND THE NUGGET,
WHILE
HE KEEPS
TWENTY GRAND HIMSELF...
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON, HSR,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH ALL OF THAT!" EXCITEDLY ASKS ADELANA...
"IT'S FROM SOME SUNKEN SHIP TREASURE!...
"JUST PUT IT AWAY...
...IT'S NOT STOLEN!...
...IT'S MINE...AND YOU CAN HAVE SOME...
...BUT JUST HIDE IT
SO
NO ONE
WILL FIND IT...
...NOW!" DIRECTS HSR!...
"ARE SOME PEOPLE
AFTER YOU, HOLLYWOOD?," SHE ASKS...
"MAYBE,
BUT,
I GOTTA GO NOW,
SO THEY WONT BOTHER YOU...
I'LL SEE YOU LATER,"
SAYS HSR,
AS HE HURRIES OUT THE ROOM,
SLAMMING THE DOOR BEHIND HIMSELF...
"BON VOYAGE!...
...BOY, THAT HOLLYWOOD," SAYS ADELANA...
"ONE DAY, I'MA CORNER HIM,
AND WHEN I DO
...I'MA LET MY...
CAT
OUT THE BAG!"
SO,
HSR RUNS OUT
OF THE APARTMENT,
AND,
MAYBE THREE BLOCKS AWAY,
TWO GUYS SEE HIM
AND POINT TO HIM AND
START RUNNING TO HIM
AND HSR SEES THIS
AND
METHODICALLY
THREADS THROUGH
HEAVY TRAFFIC AND
INTO
THE FIRST BUSINESS DOOR
THAT HE CAN FIND,
WHICH IS A
AND
WHEN THOSE GUYS
RUN INTO
THE ESTABLISHMENT
LOOKING FOR HSR,
WELL,
YOU KNOW THAT
HE'S
LONG GONE!
...
BUT, WAIT!...
AS THE GASEOUS HSR
ASCENDS OUT OF THE
PIPE SEEN ABOVE,
HE IS INADVERTENTLY
SUCKED INTO AN
AIR CONDIONING DUCT
HIGHER ON THE BUILDING
NOW,
HE
SUDDENLY
MATERIALIZES
AND
FINDS HIMSELF
IN A DARK ROOM...
..."WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!
...OH NO!" HE SCREAMS...
'STRANGE PLACE!'
NOW...
HE SEES A WOMAN,
AND
SHE WAKES UP
AND SHE SEES HIM
AND SHE
"WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR:
"MY NAME IS H-H-HOLLYWOOD!" HE
BARELY GETS OUT!...
"WELL, HOLLYWOOD...
YOU'RE MY
FIRST CUSTOMER!
AND WITHOUT A WORD,
SHE
PULLS HER HAIR BACK
AND
BUT ,
BEFORE SHE CAN
DO ANYTHING,
HSR RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM,
PASSING THIS GUY
OUTSIDE THE HALL DOOR
AND PAST THIS GUY
ON THE STREET!
"WOW...THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL!"
THINKS HSR...
SO NOW,
HE
MAKES IT BACK OVER
TO
HIS LADY FRIEND'S
PLACE, AND
SHE IS
SO GLAD TO SEE HIM...
"HSR,"
SHE SMILES,
"WITH SOME OF THAT
MONEY,
I PREPAID
THE RENT HERE
FIVE YEARS IN ADVANCE...
...SO YOU ALWAYS HAVE
A PLACE TO STAY!"
THEN,
SHE JUMPS INTO HIS ARMS
AND SAYS,
"THANK YOU SO MUCH,
AND, HEY......
RIGHT NOW...
I HAVE A
LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU!...
...I JUST GOT NETFLIX!"
SO,
THEY SETTLE DOWN
ON THE
COUCH FOR A
GOOD MYSTERY SHOW...
...OR THREE...
THEN,
THEY
HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING TO
DRINK...
THEN
HSR GETS A
BRIGHT IDEA!...
BUT
THEY
JUST END UP
'CATCHING SOME...
....ZZZ'S!'...
"I'm having
A Ball!...
How about You?"
OMG!...
What an
'Extremely Pretty'
sight!
What I wouldn't give to truly
enjoy all of this with...
no 'Strings' attached!
Okay...
So,
I have a new
"Oh So Sweet String Bikini"
...as bluish and
as greenish as
the
Deeply Hypnotizing Waters
themselves...
...and...
...this new
Two-Piece
heavenly and playfully
intersects
with my Freshly-Optimized,
paper-white,
cosmetic oral anatomy!...
...Provided by the Wondrous
Dr. Pearladont!...
And I've got the guys
checking me out
to prove it!
But...
My Life
right now is anything
but...simple!...
You see,
I met
a very Enlightening Gentleman
...at his personal table
on this Magical-Looking Beach
with a front-row-seat View...
And he,
Mr. Nacio, or
"Nana" for short...
related to me
that I must help
many others
in this world
...and...
I am the one who must do it!...
And that
I must not shy away
from the things that
literally beg to be done
...to help Humanity!
He said that
when I need to know
the
'Real Truths That Matter in Life,'
I can look
to the farthest edges
of the Sea's Horizon
and ask myself,
"What must be?"
And then,
the things that
must be done
will make Themselves Duly Apparent!...
Then,
Mr. Nació says that
he may
never see me again,
but that
he could tell right off that
I am an Important
and an Integral One to help this World,
by assuming needed,
world-Impacting Responsibilities!
So,
after we finished
our talk,
he left
and
I walked more
down the beach and...
I took another peek
at the far horizon....
I am pleasantly surprised
by the last bit of Ocean Wave
struggling
up the Sands
to reach out
and touch
and
refreshingly cool
Me and My Toe-Zee-Toes!
"Thank you!"
So,
I close my eyes
for a while
and just feel the Sun's
And now, I walk,
in no hurry...
further down the beach...
...OMG!...
...a desperate hand
reaches out to me!
for help!
I must help...
just like Mr. Nana said!...
So,
I quickly
uncover the sand
off of the person...
And that person,
a guy,
was just...playing...with me!...
...he covered his own self
with sand
because he
saw me coming his way...
...and wanted to get my attention...
...and he sure did!
And, of course,
his name
is,
of all names...
Sandy!
And...
he tells me that he's
selling his biotech start up
to
Europa Pharma
for 3 billion dollars,
but that he's still holding back
something from the negotiations!
Then,
some Big Brute Agent-looking Guys
in Black Suits and Sunglasses,
are coming our way...fast!
So, Sandy sees these guys
then
he kisses me and
whispers in my ear,
"Immediately,
go to my Penthouse Suite
at the Sunset Sea Cliffs Hotel...
the access code to the elevator
and to the room is
6886...
...get the briefcase
under the Master Bed,
and keep it safe...
I'll find you later!...
...Go now!"...
Then,
he runs a ways
down the beach,
and those guys grab him
and
take him away...
I can tell that are not the police!...
...something's fishy!
So,
I decide to
walk back
to my car
in a relaxed fashion...
not letting on
that
I have what may be some
life-saving knowledge!
So,
I get back to My Car
...and this Man comes up to Me
and asks,
"Did the Guy back there
say something to you?"...
And I said, "Yeah!...
...He told me that he wanted me
to hold him tight...
...and not let go until he was finished!...
...Can you believe the
nerve of that Guy!"
So,
the Bodyguard leaves it at that,
and I drive away...
But,
I notice that he's following me
in a...you guessed it
...a big SUV!...
So,
I turn a couple of ways,
and then...
I lose him...
by...
...successfully making it
under a Tanker
Truck!
...Now,
I hurry to my private Parking Space,
which just happens to be close
to the Hotel
that I need to get to...
And,
after changing clothes
and My hair in the process,
I enter the Hotel,
then go
to the Penthouse Level,
and punch in the Codes!...
Next,
I enter the torn up room
and retrieve
the briefcase
hidden under the mattress
that the other Agents missed.
But wait!...Oh, my Gosh!
Will you look at that
View!
But...
I can't lounge around!...
I have to leave now...
...with the case...
So,
I get downstairs...
And one of those Agents
is waiting in the Lobby!
So,
I duck into
a nearby room...
And as some guys are talking,
they
start to
come into the room!
Sensing that,
I now
I quickly duck into
a closet
and hurriedly undo
the air vent
and I
gymnastically
shimmy
into the AC duct
with the briefcase,
and close the air vent,
and move down
the vent labyrinth
and exit the building,
by opening the vent gate
to the outside!
Whew!...
So now,
I walk to my
other, non-obvious car...
...but I feel so...
...and painfully vulnerable!...
But, nonetheless,
I make it
and drive off!
However,
in my hurry
to get away, I
have to put
'The Pedal to The Metal!'
Now,
I look at the brief case
And...Wow...
...I need a key!
...then,
all of a sudden
I feel something in
my bra scratching me...
So, I dig in there...
And it's...What!...the Case Key!...
Oh, Boy...that Sandy put there,
probably when We hugged!
Now that I think about it,
that hug did
'Feel More Than A Hug!'...
...He was purposefully
hiding this key!
Tell me...
Do you "Gotta Love Him?"...That Sandy!...
...Hey, Cupid!
alone!...
I don't want to be
a willing participant
in any of this
"Falling in Love Stuff!"
that is...
...if I can help it!
I always get Walloped
and Discombobulated
and stretched out
on a conveyor belt
whenever I 'Fall In Love!'
...Anyways,
telling myself to
'Stick to the Point,'
I open the case
while still driving,
but
I soon pull over
to concentrate...
And
there's a strange
...dried flower, and a piece of paper
with an Address and a Name.
So,
I drive to that Place and
it's a Nursery, and I meet a man.
"Hello there, Sir!
Are you Jamalito?" I ask.
"Si, Señora,"he responds...
I hand him the flower and ask,
"Is this an important flower?"
Immediately,
his Eyes Widen,
and he looks around to see
if any one is looking!
"Lady...where did you get this?"
he begs an answer.
"I got it from a friend...who might be in trouble!," I admit.
"What's so special about it?" I ask.
"This flowering plant is supposed to be a secret...
...it's the Best Medicine for any Ailment!
This Plant developed and evolved with Mankind
and "Proto-Mankind"
for millions of years!...
...and this,
My Dear,
...not the dog,
is really 'Man's Best Friend!'
Drug companies are trying to kill off
this plant,
so only they can 'so-called' cure people,
after people pay money...
...lots of money!"
And Jamalito continues,
"How'd you get this?...
...There's only one man I know
that knows about this,
and his name is Sandy."
"Sandy told me where
he was hiding this
before some Guys took him away,"
I tell him,
and, now, I'm feeling a little shaky.
"Sandy got this plant from a
disappearing mangrove island,
where I'm from,
that's off the coast of Venezuela,
but,
it's Foggy almost all Year,
so people don't really see it...
but, actually...
...the local people who know,
are afraid to go there,
because Strange and Dangerous Sea Creatures
stay around
protecting it!...
...The plant only grows well there.
...I told Sandy to
not rush things,
but the word is getting out
about the Wonders
of the Medicine
that comes from this Plant.
...Lady, you may have to go
to that island
and bring back more
of this plant...
especially some of the seeds
to see if you can
make them Germinate!
But Lady...tell no one!...
...and...
I hope that
no one followed you here,"
emphasizes Jamalito,
who is
starting to perspire a bit,
as he nervously
looks about.
...He writes on a piece of paper
the name of the Island
and its Coordinates...
and gives it to me.
"Lady, please...
...try not to come here again...
...things are too Dangerous!
Those People want to
keep their Billions rolling in!
...and I hope that you
see Sandy,
and that he's well!"
"Gracias, Jamalito!" I say as I leave...in a hurry!
So,
I'm driving away, feeling a little down,
but
I do think Sandy is a nice person,
who
desperately needs to be saved!
...I need a plan,
and I need it soon!
Hey!...
...I know what I'll do!...
I'll go to the beach!...
...but
...a different beach...
...and in a different
bikini,
and look out to the horizon,
and figure out
...
And after some
Meditative Analyzing,
I decide to follow
Jamalito's advice and go to
Venezuela!
So, I travel
under an alias, and
after
take off,
everything seems to be okay...
but there is one guy
behind this Lady
that I keep an eye on...
Then,
in a while
People are fast asleep!
And as the
Flight ends
We come in
for a nice landing...
and
I get off of the plane
without a hitch!
Now,
I quickly
head to the Marina!
"Hi there, Mam...may I help you?"
asks
this Boater...
I say to the
Boat's Captain, "I need to Charter you and your Boat
to take me to these Coordinates, Please!"
"Sure for the right Price," he answers...
So,
I peel off the required Cash
and he says,
"Thanks much, Miss...
...What's your name?"
I almost make a mistake
and
say my real name but...
...at the Last Microsecond,
I answer, "Janice!"
"And what's yours," I ask
as we get under way...
"I'm Mercury Mike!" he smiles, "What's
a Lady like you doing
out here?"
"OH, I'm just doing some research on
the Mangroves," I answer.
"They have all of those funny looking
Monster Fish around that area!" he says.
"Yeah...and I can't wait to see them!" I say.
So,
we keep
We finally get to the Mangrove
area...
"Whoa!" I say,
as a lot of sea gulls are
feeding on something!
"Here's your scuba stuff, Lady!" the Captain says,
like he wants me to hurry up!
So, I get in the
water and...
"Golly!...
...Stingray
Hangout!
Now...
looking around the Mangrove Roots...
OMG!
"There's lots of these little Plants!"
And there are other Plants
and Fish all around!
So, I gather
as much as I can
in a pouch!
Now,
I go back up to the surface and
"WT _!"
I scream!...That jerk
left me out here!
So...
...switching into
...Survival Mode...
I start to seek shelter
in the Mangroves!
Wait!...What's this?
Now, I, Aleece, think, "I'm getting hungry...hey...
...there's some fruit!"
"I'll have to take a chance and
eat it!...or eat nothing!"
But,
while munching on the Fruit...
it suddenly...
starts to
rain
with a
Vengeance!
"What shall I do now?"
"I must remember why
and for whom
I am doing this!
And I must
use my
'Nicole Factor'
Strength!...
...The Devil has already Been Defeated so,
I know that
I will make it!...
Yes!...
I must...
...embrace...
the Difficulties of
my Adventures!"
So,
'Bring It On!'
...
So, after a while of
Inner Soul Searching
and
Self-Affirmation,
Aleece
swears,
"I'm
going to make this work!...and
Save Sandy!
This Weather and other
obstacles are not going
to Stop Me!
I promise
Myself!"
Now,
she relaxes
and begins a
Sleep on
The Island Floor,
and when Her
REM Sleep comes...
...Oh Boy!...
...some Strange
Visions show up!
"Now, this...
...I don't mind at all!"
me being alone right now?"
"What does this mean?...
...We'll see!"
"Surrounded by
'Cloudy Chaos?'...Mmmm!..."
"Wow...Is that
My
Stomach Growling?"
"OMGosh!...I remember
this just like it was Yesterday!"
"What!...Oh No!...
This can't Be!...
And...for sure...this scene
Wakes Her Up!
Now, Aleece thinks,
"Just as sure as the waters
are now
Beautiful,
I'm going to
think about
how I want
My New Dream Sleep
to unfold
and when I wake
tomorrow...
God Willing...
I'm giving All Things...
my
'Best Shot!'"
May you have many...
..."We all are expected to
become something in this World
and 'Contribute to Society!'
But,
Some of Us are so gifted that
if we just become one thing
we won't be able to
'Really Shine' in other Fields of Endeavor,
and the Universe will 'Miss Out!'"...
..."Doctor Report!...This My Sister,
and
she wants to become
a Dentist
Like You!"...
..."Hi there,
Doctor Hollywood...
I'm Danita the Detective!...
I just
have a couple of questions about
you using a
Glider over Moldova!"...
...smiles!
"Doctor!...
Now that the Show is over,
some People at the
Picturesque Point Loma University
want you to
come and
speak to some
Current Students!"
A Healthy Mind is Very Important
To Keep Rational in this
Consumer-Driven Society!...
...And while
...it may not
...be in our Best Long-Term Interest!"...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where A Pretty Stellar Phenomenon
Takes Place!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Your Hygiene Group
can't work here...
unless
You Pay
Me Taxes!"...
"I Hope Our Guy Wins
because
30% Taxes is...
...'Usury!'"
"I'm from the
United Hygienists of The World!...
And...
We've 'Got Your Backs!"
"I just
Love it when
Those Humans
do their Infighting!...
That gives
Me and My Friends
more
'Mucho Chances' to
'Bite Off More Gum Tissue Than We Can Chew!...
...and Look!...
There's More...Fresh Inflammatory Substrate!...
Isn't it Ironic
that My Extremely
Small Bacterial Teeth
can
'Lay Waste' to
Those
Huge Human Dentitions!"
"I see Some of Them
trying to
'Sneak In'
under that
Third Molar Operculum!
I'm gonna
'Electro-Zap 'Um Good!"
"I was
'Last In My Class"
but now
They want
Me to
'Kick some ___!"
"Hey!...I don't mean
to be
starting any
Dental Hygiene Wars and Stuff
but,
Here's Your Favorite!"
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