...That I Know You'll Love!...
“With Your Blue and White Outfit…
…We’ll both look very Patriotic
at the Governor’s
Star Spangled Ball!”
“With all of the Things
He has Invented,
He has Invented,
Doctor Ralph Winge,
Who also gives Me
‘Another Life’
on This Blog,
is
My Favorite Dentist/Revolutionary!"
I have been doing
Doctor Winge's
'Fireworks' Toothbrushing Moves
with
The Love Toothbrush®
“Someone asked me
to give them My
‘John Handcock!'…So…I did!...
Then,
I read about him,
and,
I found out that His Signature
almost took up
all the space!
“When ever I’m around you,
...I get Liberated!...
...Hey!...
...Can There be
...Another Liberation?”
“Hey, HSR!...
...Can You tell which Two of Us
...Can You tell which Two of Us
had a Crush on You
in High School?”
"How do you
Like My
"Firework Feathers!"
"The Flag
doesn't Make
Our History...
...Our History
Makes the Flag!"
You and Your
‘I like to prune My Pretty,
Award-winning Rose
‘I like to prune My Pretty,
Award-winning Rose
Bushes,’
Smiles
are
are
confessing that You
also Love the Smell
Afterward!
This 'Revolutionary Episode'
for Today
is brought to you by
a 'Mission Impossible' tape recording,
that will
self-destruct after five seconds!
Swing on the Swings!
It's
So Much
Some People take it...
...easy...
while others,
like the young HSR,
just
takes the
Punishment
as it Comes!
Okay!...So HSR
Doesn't really go
'Looking for Punishment!'...
but...in the end of
Some Efforts...Punishment finds
Him!...
So what's that Boy
Going to do
with Hisself?...I guess he'll
have to just keep
'Plugging Along In Life!'
But sometimes HSR is
STILL UNSURE ABOUT HIMSELF
SO HE SEEKS OUT A
'BATTLE MEDITATING EXPERT' TO
HELP HIM DEAL WITH
THINGS INSIDE
OF HIS MIND!...AND...
SO HE CAN
SLEEP BETTER!...
SO,
HE GOES TO THIS PLACE
THAT WAS
'HIGHLY RECOMMENDED,'
AND
A WOMAN GREETS HIM,
"HOW MAY
I HELP YOU, SIR?"
"THANK YOU, AND GOOD EVENING MISS!...I'M
TRYING TO GET
MORE POWER AND CONTROL
OVER MY THINKING PROCESSES
SO I FULFILL MY
GREATEST ASPIRATIONS!...THAT'S ALL!"
"THAT'S WONDERFUL," SHE REPLIES,
"ALL WE WANT IN THIS LIFE
ARE THE
KEYS TO
PROSPERITY,
PEACE AND LOVE
AND
AT LEAST SOME
CONTROL OVER OUR EXISTENCES!...LET'S
GO OUT BACK
WHERE THINGS ARE
A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE!
SO, THEY GO
INTO THE BACK ROOM
AND HSR IS REQUESTED TO GET
INTO A COMFORTABLE POSITION.
"THAT'S GOOD RIGHT THERE,"
SHE SAYS.
"NOW, I'LL
CLOSE MY EYES AND START TO
'SEE' WITHIN
MYSELF" HE SAYS...
"THAT'S RIGHT!" SHE EMPHASIZES...
SO,
HSR DRIFTS AWAY AND
FIRST SEES HIMSELF
WITH ANOTHER
GREAT MEDITATOR!
NOW THE LADY
SAYS,
"PLEASE LET ME
KNOW WHEN ANY
PROBLEM AREAS ARISE!"
AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY,
HSR SEES HIMSELF
DROWNING!
"I'M DROWNING, LADY!...
...PLEASE HELP!" SAYS HSR.
NOW THE LADY SAYS,
"SEE IF YOU CAN HEAR
ANY OTHER VOICES
INSIDE OF YOU
THAT TAKE YOUR SIDE
IN THIS FIGHT!"
NOW
HSR LISTENS TO
SEE IF ANY WORDS CAN BE HEARD
FROM ELSEWHERE
IN HIS MIND!
OMGOSH!...NOW
A VOICE SPEAKS INSIDE
TO HSR, "TAKE A
DEEP BREATH AND
REALIZE
THAT YOU HAVE THE
POWER OF THE BREATH!"
SO,
HSR BREATHES DEEPER,
THEN THE 'FALSE THREAT'
THAT SCARED HIM
SEEMS TO JUST 'GO AWAY!'
NOW,
A PERSON
IS IN A CAVE WITH HSR
AND THAT PERSON/THING
DOESN'T SEEM TOO FRIENDLY..AT ALL!
WHAT'S THIS!...ANOTHER VOICE COMES TO HIM
TO HELP HIM
IN
HIS
'INNER COMBAT!'
"YOU HOO...HSR!...I SEE YOU
OVER THERE
WITH THAT THING!
WHY
DON'T YOU JUST COME OVER
TO ME!...WE CAN
CONNECT WITH
THE WHOLE UNIVERSE...WITH LOVE!"
WOW!...HSR IS FEELING
LIKE HE HAS
SOME GREATER
CONTROL OVER
WHAT
SOME ELEMENTS OF
HIS MIND
ARE
THROWING AT HIM!...GREAT!...
NOW
THE LADY
TAKES A SEAT AND
ASKS HIM,
"CONQUERING SOME THINGS,
YET?"
"YES!" SMILES THE
CLOSED-EYES HSR...
BUT...RIGHT THEN,
HE SEES HIMSELF
FALLING
WITH A
PARACHUTE THAT
DOESN'T WORK!...
AND IT SEEMS
'SO REAL!'
"FEAR NOT, MY FLYING FRIEND," SAYS
THIS LADY!...
...YOU CAN
DELIBERATELY SLOW YOUR FALL
AND
RISE UP TO MY ALTITUDE
WHERE WE CAN
BE TOGETHER!
AND HSR CHANGES HIS DIRECTION!...
...JUST LIKE THAT!...
AND MEETS
THE WOMAN
IN THE SKY!
TALK ABOUT MIND POWER!
BUT NOW...SHEESH!...HSR
FEELS THE PAIN!... OF...
REALLY BEING
ON
FIRE!
NOW HSR ASKS HIMSELF,
"WHAT'LL I DO NOW?"
AND...YOU KNOW IT...
TO HIS RESCUE
IS THIS WOMAN
WHO
SAYS, "I JUST PUT THAT
FIRE OUT FOR YOU!...
WANNA GRAB A BITE TO EAT?"
OMGOSH!...NOW HSR
SEES HISSELF
IN A
PIT OF
SNAKES!...OH NO!
NEXT, 'A WONDERMENT''
TESTIFIES
TO HIM AND
TELLS HSR TO TAKE CONTROL!...
AND YOU KNOW
WHAT HAPPENS?
HSR
'SMACKS
THEM INTO OBEDIENCE!'
NOW THE LADY SAYS,
"IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU CONQUERED
A LOT OF THINGS TODAY!...
...AS YOU WIND DOWN...
THINK OF SOME
'CLOSING THOUGHTS!"
"OKAY," SAYS HSR, "IM
SEEING YOU MEDITATE
FOR YOUR SELF,
AND
EVERYTHING'S PEACEFUL
AS WE DANCE
A BALLET!"
"WOW!," SMILES THE LADY, "SHALL
WE CONTINUE THIS
NEXT WEEK?"
"YES, WE SHOULD!" GRINS HSR...
"To Keep All of Your Fingers and Toes...
This Year...
...please...
...be careful with
The Fireworks!"
It is ‘Rumored’ that
A Brilliant Young Man,
from New York,
who was a Dentist/Apprentice,
a Furniture Maker,
and a Gourmet Cook, went by
the name
Doctor R. C. Winge-ly.
One day in the year 1781
He and His Brother are talking,
And the Doctor’s Brother says,
“I got beat up pretty bad in the
Revolutionary War the other day!...
...But…
…We just don’t want the British
here ruling over Us!...
...So I’ma heal first…
...and then…
...I’ma go back out there
and put some more of 'My Two Cents In!'"
Now Doctor Winge-ly says,
"I really admire you
Big Brother!...I think that
I'll do something
to help Our Country, too!"
And his Big Brother says,
"You...You...You're a Dentist!...You got it Easy!...
Don't go roughinin' Up
Your "Dainty Hands!'"
"Aww Shucks!," says the Doctor, "You
made me tough Big Brother!...I'm
going to
contribute the Best Way I Can!...
I'm gonna cook some
great food for our
General George
Washington
and our Soldiers
so they can
'Have The Strength'
to be Victorious!"
So, the Good Doctor Winge-ly
leaves the Comforts of New York,
and he takes his
cooking utensils
and makes it
on down to
Philly,
then Baltimore,
then Washington,
D.C.,
and ends up in Richmond, Virginia,
where some people
tell him to make it
on East to West Point
then go down the
James River,
but
they tell him to be careful,
because there's a
Battle going on with
General Washington's
Continental Army and
many British Soldiers!
So, He travels down
the Lazy-flowing
James River
in a small boat and
his pots and pans
and some food that he picked
up on the way,
and he
stops not too
far from Yorktown,
and parks his boat,
and cooks a nice meal
by the river!
But,
just then someone
sneaks up behind
Doctor Winge-ly!...
Fortunately, it's an
American Soldier!
"What's that you're doing
there, Sir," asks the Soldier.
"Good Day There, Soldier!," smiles
the Doctor,
"I'm just fixing up some
Vittles!...As a fine Soldier for
Our Country,
You're more than Welcome
to have some!"
"Why, Thank You, Sir...
...I could
smell the Fresh Aroma
of your Great Cooking
from way down the Way!"
So, the Doctor and the Soldier
talk and joke around and have fun
swapping stories,
then the Soldier says,
"I think I
ate too much...but
I haven't had a meal this good
for a long, long time!...Hey...
...I'll
bet that General Washington
and his Soldiers
would love Your Food!...
I'm sure that
it would lift the morale
of everyone
and
maybe they'll enjoy
'Loosening their Belts'
for a Good Cause!"
"I've got plenty of food!...
...Why don't I surprise them," smiles
Doctor Winge-ly.
"It's going to be
a lot better on horseback,
and
My Family has
a couple of good Steeds to
get you over there!...
...Follow me!" says the Soldier.
So the Doctor packs his things and
they make it on over to
the Soldier's
place, however, none of the
horses out front
take a liking to the Dentist.
But, Wait!...what's this!...
another horse
steps around
from behind the barn
and looks Dr. Winge-ly right in the eyes
as if to say, "Let's Go!"
Now, the Soldier and his family say,
"You may not want
that horse, Mister!...Because
it only does what
it wants to does!"
However, The Dentist, says,
I'm going to give
this Horse a Purpose!...And...
expect him to do it!"
"Well, You can just have him, Mister,
cause he ain't no good to Us!..
He just 'Mopes Along!'"
"Well, what do you call him," asks the Doctor.
"We just call him, 'Hey, Horsey!"
"Well, after we win this Revolutionary
War thing, I'm coming back here to
Thank You Guys Properly!"
"That's Fine, Mister...Good Luck!"
So, now,
Dr. Winge-ly takes the horse
and they
walk a while.
And He gives the horse
some fresh carrots and
apples, and...OMGosh!...The horse
just Loves It!...
But a
'Whole New Personality'
comes out of the horse,
when the Doctor gives him
some
Cherry Tomatoes!
"Hey, Buddy," says the Doctor, "I'm
calling You 'Lightning' from now on,
because
I know that You're that Fast!"
Now, Lightning
rears up
as if in real agreement!
And after He gets his
supplies and food
together...
...They're Off!
...Wait!...Has Lightning
ever run like this before?...
Dang!...
So,
in no time at all,
they get to Yorktown,
but there's no
fighting at this time.
The Continental Army
has the British contingent
'Under Siege!'
"I think I'll
Cook Up something
Special for The General
and His men!
And after making a fire,
he makes
some Culinary Delights
that befit an
Honorable General!
Plus,
He makes some more
of what he
made before!
On top of that, he makes something Special for 'The General!'
Now, He and Lightning
trot
the Gourmet Meals
over to the Army Camp
and some guys
stop Him and
ask Him what his Business is,
all the time eyeing the
Food that was made!
"I'm just an Ordinary Dentist from
New York, showing
My Appreciation for what
You and General George Washington
are doing for this Country!...That's all!...
...Please, Soldiers, help Yourself, and
this here
is for The General!"
Now, the Army Men
talk among themselves,
"Should we
just let this New Yorker
just Waltz on in and
do this?" And another Soldier
says, "I like his Style...and the Smell
of his Food!"
"So do I," says another One!
And a third one says, "Okay...You
wanna watch
me Eat?"
So,
you know that
Bad News Travels Fast, and
Good News about Food Travels Even Faster,
which means that
everybody,
including the French Soldiers,
are crowding around to get
some good ol' Soldier food!
And General George Washington
asks
for a second
and third helping!
Now, General Washington says,
"Young Man, My Soldiers
and My Stomach Thank You!"
But Wait!...
The British Army that's under siege
and all tired
and
especially hungry,
look across the Way
and see and smell
the Excellent Food,
and Their Leader Cornwallis
agrees to surrender
If they can also get
some of that Good Food, too!
Needless to say,
Dr. R. C. Winge-ly was
busy for the rest
of the day and
into the night
preparing the food for the
Soldiers on both sides!
And after all of the eating was done...
...for a while...
...The Doctor and His Horse Lightning,
were declared 'Heroes!'...
the Ways to a Man's Heart, and a
Nation's Heart,
are through their
Stomachs!
Yes!...
...'Super Thanks' is in order
to
Our Soldiers and Their Families,
that helped to
Secure Our Country!...
...And Yes!...
Especially
to the
General and Future President
of the United States...
...General George Washington!
“President George Washington!...
You’ve…
…Got the ‘Juice!’”
And the Rocket's Red Glare,
the bombs bursting in Air!
Hip Hip Hooray!...
...U-S-A!
May you have many...
..."I Grew Up not too far
from YorkTown!
and every Year
We Celebrate Our Victory there!...
Hollywood and I are
going to a ball there tonight
And we'll be wearing costumes
of that Time Period!...
...That's why I'm wearing this
Eighteenth Century Hair Style!"...
...“Hurry Up, Hollywood!...
…We don’t want to...
…Miss the Fireworks!”...
"The Fireworks
are about to
come on TV!...
Do
You wanna Watch?"...
..."Hey, Hollywood!...
Wanna see my New
Revolutionary War Hero Cards!"...
...smiles!
"I really
Look Forward
to
'Coursing Through Nature'
With You!"
I have been the
…all of the
Past Presidents' Children!"
Your All-important Capillaries
just Love it When
You exercise
So They Can
Remain Patent!
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where Nothing But Relaxation..
....Is Allowed!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
“Wow!...With the Push of a Button…
…I’m Dangerous!”
“This Hygienist tastes
;
a Little Salty!”
and Wait...
...for the Right Time!...
Then I Strike!"
"My 'Concentric Cuts' are just as
lethal as a
Circular Saw!"
“Hi there, Lady Hygienist!...Would you like to
Adopt me as Your Pet?”
"Wow!...
...My New
'Dental Hygiene Wars'
Designer Outfit
is 'Just Right' for Me!
It's comfortable, I can
stretch anyway
I need to,
and
it matches the
Seriousness, Dedication, and
Professionalism I bring
to this Job!...
...Plus,
...It Highlights My Attributes!"
"Go Ahead!...
I want You
to
Scale and Root Plane Me!"
"I routinely can Defeat
Four Hygienists
At Once!"
"One Billion, Two Billion, Three Billon
Bacterium's Destroyed!"
My Heart Gives A…
…Burst of Love!”
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