“Geee…Big Boy!...You’re Making Me Hot!...Oh My!...Is That Your Girlfriend…That Just Went…To The…Ladies Room?...Don’t She Know That…Well...I've Got Something That...You'll...Love Forever!...
…Here's My Number...
...Just Call Me!"...
"We All have Our Own
Star...that shines Brightly!...
...and...
if You Excel in Life
by
Helping Others gain Benefit...
...then...
Your Star will
'Go Super Nova!'"
"I was there
when Hollywood
got his Braces off!...
And, right after that,
all of the Girls
came around
and kept looking at Him
and Admiring Him...
...it was like He
became a Giant Handsome
Billboard!...
It's okay with me
if They
Crowd Around and
Giggle a Lot...but...
...I know that Hollywood
knows...
...'Which Side His
Bread is Buttered On!'"
“Doctor Dentation
did some Minor Ortho
on me
and
I always go to the
Rechecks…
…because…
….he has Pretty Eyes!”
"I helped
were
USC Dental School,
as a Patient,
during Their Clinical Exams
and They both Passed...
become
Excellent Practitioners!"
“Doctor Report!...Like last week’s Post…
I was in My Dreams,
and
I was Smiling and Walking in the Park,
and
I was Smiling and Walking in the Park,
And it was Crazy!...
…So now, I’m walking in the Park…
...And I see You!”
“Hollywood was not
with another Woman
when I met him!...
…He was by himself,
and he asked me,
“What’s Up?”…and I said,
“All You ever Want and Need!”…
And from then on,
well,
you know!”
"HSR...Your Story
is Most Unique!...
I'd Love to
hear more of It
Over Dinner!"
They say that
‘All Is Fair In Love And War!’
‘All Is Fair In Love And War!’
Especially if You are…
You and Your
‘I like to eat Chicken, but once You get to know One,
it’s impossible to kill them to eat,’
Smiles
are
just eating Eggs
instead!
it’s impossible to kill them to eat,’
Smiles
are
just eating Eggs
instead!
The
'Standing In The Shadows of Love'
Episode for Today is
brought to You by an
Endangered Species of
Butterfly!
In the Beginning,
when Hollywood Smiles Report was a Young Adult,
He tried Tow Truck Driving...but
He had a lot of
'Near Misses!'...
And when the
Near Misses
became
'Real Misses'...repeatedly...
He finally called it
'Quits' and
went on to
become a Dentist!
Lucky for a
lot of People...and Cars,
HSR stopped Towing, and then
went 'Teething!'
Now,
how Dangerous
can Dentistry Be?...Well that's Debatable!
But one thing that's not debatable
is that...
He's got some more
'Intractable Twists and Turns' coming up
in his Life...Once more!...
...Starting Now!...
...And it's not a 'Walk in the Park,'
like Last Week!...
It all started with the Post
"My Boyfriend Just Got His Braces Off…And Now Lots of Gorgeous Women Are
Shamelessly
Hitting On Him—Right In Front Of Me!...Part 5."
and before that,
in
In The Mouth?"
and
previous to that,
in
and
even before all
of that,
during
AND THIS THREAD HAS
HIM
AS A
MAN IN FLIGHT!...
IN A GLIDER...
WAY UP IN THE AIR!...
AND EVER SINCE HE WAS A
LITTLE BOY
HE HAS ALWAYS LOVED
"BEING UP IN THE
ATMOSPHERE!"...
BUT,
HE DOESN'T LIKE
FLYING
AT NIGHT!...
HEY...
HE ALSO HAS
A FRIEND FROM SCHOOL
WHO
IS ALSO
A
FIGHTER
PILOT!
AND SHE CAN
DO STUFF LIKE
THIS!...WHOA!...
BUT NOW,
HSR IS FLYING
TO DIFFERENT PARTS OF EUROPE
WHILE HE IS
ON BREAK
FROM DENTAL SCHOOL
AT
U...S...
...C!
AND HE STARTS FROM
WESTERN CRIMEA,
SPECIFICALLY,
FROM THE CLIFFS
OF THE TARKHANKUT
PENINSULA
NEAR OLENIVKA!
AND WITH NEAR-PERFECT WEATHER,
HE
GLIDES OFF INTO
THE
WILD BLUE YONDER!
HE WANTS IT THIS WAY,
BECAUSE HE WON'T HAVE TO
USE A LOT OF THIS!...
...THUS,
HE WILL
LEAVE A SMALL
CARBON BURDEN!...
SO, HSR HEADS WEST
CHORNE SEA
PART OF THE BLACK SEA...
AND HE PASSES THROUGH MOLDAVIA AND
THE BEAUTIFUL ROMANIA,
WHERE MANY PEOPLE SAY THAT
THE MEANING OF "ROMANCE"
AND
HE PASSES BY
SVISHTOV, BULGARIA,
WHICH IS
BY THE SPARKLING DANUBE
RIVER!
AND HE HAS HAD
ALL KINDS
OF THINGS
HAPPEN TO HIM
IN THE PAST EPISODES,
BUT TODAY...
HE TAKES OFF FROM SVISHTOV
AND IS HEADED
TO FYROM (MACEDONIA)...
BUT OH NO!
SOME
PROLONGED WIND GUSTS
PUSH HIM WAY,
I MEAN WAAAY
OFF COURSE!...
...OVER TO GREECE!
AND HE BARELY GETS THROUGH
THE
OMG!...
...ROUGH,
WING-SHAKING
TURBULENCE!
AND NOW, HE FINDS
HIMSELF OVER THE
HALKIDIKI (THREE FINGERS)
PENNINSULAS!
SO THE WEATHER'S
BETTER NOW, AND
HE FINDS A NICE HILL OVERLOOKING
KASSANDRA
THAT WILL ALLOW HIM TO EASILY GET
AIRBORNE AGAIN!...
SO HE TURNS
AND COMES IN FOR
THE LANDING,
AND HE NAILS
A SMOOTH ONE AGAIN!
AND NOW
HSR GETS OUT AND STRETCHES SOME
ON HIS BLANKET!
AND ONCE HE
LAYS HIS HEAD DOWN,
HE'S IN
DREAMLAND!
WHERE EVERYTHING
MAY OR
MAY NOT
MAKE SENSE!
"HSR," SAYS
THIS LADY,
"THANKS FOR COMING TO GREECE...
...MY COUNTRY!...
I WAS TOLD THAT
YOU WOULD BE
FLYING HERE!...
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW!...
I, AND OTHERS, NEED
YOUR INTUITIVE HELP...
DESPERATELY!
WE NEED TO FIND THE REALM OF
OUR POSEIDON!
THE RULER OF ALL
OF
THE SEAS!
HIS REALM IS SOMEWHERE
OFF OF THE
"THREE FINGERS"
OF HALKIDIKI!...
THE THREE FINGERS ARE SAID TO
REPRESENT
POSEIDEN'S
TRIDENT!
AND IN THAT
UNDERWATER REGION
IS WHERE POSEIDON'S REALM IS LOCATED!...
WE NEED TO FIND IT
SO THAT WE CAN
REAWAKEN THE GOODNESS
AND PROTECTION THAT WHICH
HE BRINGS TO OUR
OVERWATER AND
ESPECIALLY OUR
UNDERWATER
WORLDS!
HE NEEDS
TO BE
FREED!...
ALONG WITH HIS WIFE
AMPHITRITE!
...THE MODERN WORLD TODAY
IS COLLIDING
IN SO MANY WAYS
WITH THE TRUE OLD WAYS!
CLARIFICATION
AND REDEMPTION
ARE BADLY NEEDED!...
...FOR IN
THE REALM
IS
THE INFORMATION AND
THE RESOURCES REQUIRED
TO OVERCOME OUR NEW
AND OLD
ADVERSARIES
LIKE
THE WICKED ATHENA
AND OTHER ENTITIES,
INCLUDING
ZEUS,
IN HIS
MANY FORMS,
THAT WOULD DO
AWAY WITH US!
EVEN THOUGH YOU
ARE NOT FROM HERE,
THE SOVEREIGNTY, AND
SERENITY,
AND OUR
PAST, PRESENT, AND
FUTURE ARE AT STAKE HERE!
I COME TO YOU
NOT AS A PERSON
BUT AS A PEOPLE,
PLEASE HELP US!...ALSO...TO GET
WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN ON THIS JOURNEY,
YOU MUST COME FACE TO FACE,
AND UP CLOSE AND VERY PERSONAL,
WITH YOUR MANDATE
OF THIS MISSION!...YOU MUST
COMMIT YOURSELF TOTALLY...
YOU MUST,
LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY,
'DIVE INTO THE MIDDLE OF THINGS!"
NOW HSR
IS GETTING
ALL OF THIS
IN
HIS SLEEPING AND
UNCONSCIOUS MIND!...
...BUT WAIT...
IN THE "DREAM SHADOWS"...
THERE IS SOMEONE
LISTENING!
BUT NO MATTER!...
BECAUSE WHEN HSR
WAKES UP EARLY THE
NEXT MORNING...
HE INSTINCTIVELY WANTS TO
SEARCH THE SEAS!...
WITHOUT HIS GLIDER OF COURSE!
BUT, FOR
SOME REASON...HE SEES A VISION OF
ZEUS!
BUT...NO MATTER...
THERE'S
WORK TO BE DONE!
...
SO THE NEXT DAY,
HSR
VENTURES OUT
AROUND
THE MIDDLE PENINSULA NEAR
SITHONIA,
BUT THEN
SUDDENLY,
AND WITHOUT EXPLANATION,
A TREACHEROUS WHIRLPOOL
SHOWS UP!...
AND IT GETS WAY BIGGER!...
OH NO!...
SO HSR,
SEEING THIS AS
AN ADVANTAGE AND
A SIGN,
AND REMEMBERING THAT HE MUST
'DIVE INTO THE MIDDLE OF THINGS'...
HE
DIVES INTO THE WATER,....
YES...
DIRECTLY INTO THE
EXACT CENTER OF
THE
WHIRLPOOL..
ALONG WITH A HUGE CHEST
FULL OF PRECIOUS AIR,
AND HE'S MOMENTARILY DISORIENTED,
AS ONE WOULD NATURALLY BE
WHEN ENTERING A NEW
'UNEXPLAINABLE REALM!...
...AND HE LOOKS AROUND
FOR A SECOND,
THEN HE SWIMS
WHERE HE FEELS
THAT HE NEEDS TO GO...
NOW, HE SEES A PLACE THAT
SEEMS A LITTLE FAMILIAR,
AND HE GOES INSIDE
AND RIGHT THERE, IN
PLAIN VIEW,
IS NOT JUST
ANY STONE,
BUT ONE
WITH A REALLY
'ROYAL AND ACTIVE RADIANCE!'
SO,
HE PICKS IT UP
AND, AFTER EXAMINING IT CLOSELY,
HE THINKS,
“THIS GEM JUST MIGHT
FIT AS A CAPSTONE
ON THE
OTHER END OF
OTHER END OF
POISIDEN’S
TRIDENT!...
TRIDENT!...
...AND IT JUST MAY
EXPAND HIS POWERS AND INFLUENCE
JUST LIKE
THE LADY
REQUESTED
IN MY DREAM!”
SO NOW,
HSR SWIMS BACK TO SHORE
WHERE HE SEES A SETTING OF ROCK
AND HE PLACES
THE HUGE STONE ON TOP!...
...THEN HE SIMPLY WALKS AWAY.
THEN SUDDENLY,
HE HEARS A HUGE WAVE
CRASH VIOLENTLY
ONTO THE SHORE!
AND HSR QUICKLY LOOKS BACK AT THE OCEAN AND
OMGOSH!,,,
THE STONE IS GONE!...
LIKE...LIKE...
THE 'PEOPLE OF POISIDEN,
NOW HAVE POSSESSION
OF THE MIGHTY GEM!...
..."GREAT!," THINKS HSR...
"MAYBE...JUST MAYBE...
MY WORK IS FINISHED HERE!...
HOWEVER...IN THE FUTURE...
I MIGHT BE ASKED BY THE ROMANS,
TO HELP THEM!...
...I NEVER KNOW,
IN THIS PLACE!"
AND NOW, HSR IS SO GLAD THAT HE
CAN GET BACK TO WHERE
HE BELONGS!...
HE BELONGS!...
...IN THE SKY!...
SO,
AS
HSR CONTINUES
HIS WAY STRAIGHT TO THE GLIDER,
HE THINKS,
"WOW!...I HAD TO
LITERALLY DIVE INTO THE WHIRLPOOL...
...INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE WHIRLPOOL...
...JUST LIKE THE
LADY SAID...
...TO GET
TO THAT 'MAGICAL LOCATION'
OF THE REALM!
...BUT,
NOW I KNOW THAT THE
WARS BETWEEN THE
GREEK AND ROMAN GODS
ARE NOW
'BUMPED UP'
A COUPLE OF NOTCHES,
WHAT WITH POISIDEN'S
NEW
'PARADIGM POWERS!'
...ALL OF THESE THINGS THAT JUST HAPPENED
WERE SO MAGICAL, THAT,
IT WAS
JUST LIKE...
...LIKE...
MAGIC!"
HSR IS NOW
FINALLY BACK AT THE
TOP OF THE HILL WHERE
HE LEFT THE GLIDER...AND...
IT IS CONVENIENTLY
CLOSE TO
A GREAT
TAKE OFF POINT!
...AND HE SMILES TO HIMSELF,
"GREECE...
I AM GOING TO REMEMBER
YOUR LANDS...
...ALWAYS!"
THEN,
HE DOES HIS FAMILIAR RUN
TO
TO START HIS NEXT
UNPREDICTABLE
YET, ALWAYS-INTERESTING,
JOURNEY
TO
WHO KNOWS WHERE!...
"Ice Cream on a Hot Sunny Day?...
...Yes!"
Good Day, Ladies…
I probably don’t
Need to tell you!...but…
If You have a Good Man,
Watch Out!...
…I mean…
My Sweet Sweet Boyfriend
just got his Braces off last week,
and
everyday…
…I mean everyday,
Women,
and some of them very Beautiful,
have been trying to ‘Get To Him,’
with me even standing right there,
even while He's in
My Arms!...
My Arms!...
...I can’t believe how desperate
some of them are!
On the first day that
he got the braces off,
we went to go pick up My Car,
and these
‘Desperadoes’
were trying to ‘Hook Him!’…
...Even the Ladies who were the Mechanics!...
Then…
...the next Day,
We were at the Mall,
and,
Chicks were sashaying
and ‘Shaking It’
and ‘Shaking It’
while walking by Us and
They kept bumping
into him
on purpose,
and calling me his ‘Little Sister!’…
…I tell you,
I deserve an Award
for showing a lot of
‘Self Restraint’ on some of Them!....
Oh, and then the next day,
we tried to get away from it all
by going Bike Riding!...
...Wrong Move!...
...It seems like they came out in ‘Droves,’
just to mess with me and get to Him!...
What those Women
will do
on a Bicycle Seat
on a Bicycle Seat
to get His Attention…
...I never thought that
I would see it!...But…
Today…in this
‘too Hot’ weather…
...I really need to go to the Beach!...
...A secluded Beach!...
Where a lot of Them…
...aren’t!...
...aren’t!...
And
then I can
finally relax
and let my hair down
and show My Man
the Love He So Naturally deserves!
So
we’re on our way to
‘Hidden Shores Cove’
right now!...
...Yes...
...that One!...
And
on Our way,
there are the obligatory cars with Girls
waving at Us…or rather,
Him,
but as long as they
‘keep going,’
I’m fine!...
Then,
there are the
Girls walking on the Street
and, I’m glad that We are passing
Them by!...
...So now,
we are at the Beach Parking Lot,
and
We make it out to the Sand and Shore, and
it’s so Beautiful,
with a Cool Breeze, and
nobody's around!...
...Finally!...
...I can Relax!...So,
I go out
for a quick dip in the cool water,
and
after a while,
I come back and
give My Honey,
who is standing there
waiting for me,
a Hug!...
...Sweet!...
...OMG!...Wait!...What's this!...
A Bunch of People are
rushing onto
And...
all of them
...are...
...Clothing Optional People!...What?...
And they are choosing
'The Option!'...Not!...
Now...They are gathering
all
around Us and especially
My Boyfriend!...
So I grab My Stuff,
and grab His Arm...
and we March On Out
of there, immediately!
And on Our Way out of there,
I now see the Clothing Optional Sign!
I guess that I didn't see it, in
my Rush to get here!...
...But You can Bet
that
We Ain't Never Coming Back Here!...
May you have many...
...“I have known HSR since We were
in Elementary School!...
…Sure, back then,
he would laugh and
pull My Hair
and Run,
but
other than that,
He was always happy and
would even walk me Home
from School!...
…So…
I know that He has
a Good Heart…
...and…
That’s what Counts, Right?”...
...
...“Hollywood!...
I’m a Professional Hypnotist…
...but…
I’m the one…
…Hypnotized when I look in You!”...
...“Would You like Your Headache
cured
Pharmacologically…
…or Physically?”...
...smiles!
“Our Whole Society is
based on Relationships…
...Some Undercover,
and
Some ‘Overcover!’”
"I know there's a
Hurricane...but...
...We still must
find that Child...
...and her Baby Tooth!
Help Others Who Have Lost Their Ways Get Back To
...A Safe Place!...
Meanwhile...Back At The Class Where There Are Lots Of Like-Minded Meditaters
'Having A Ball!'...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"This Wingnium-coated Cavitron Tip
twirls easily in my Hand!...
..That Biofilm is
gonna be 'Mince Meat,' now!"
"I'm a New Neighbor in the
Biofilm Community
of the Hygienist's Water Line!...
...And Right Now...
I feel like
Infectin' Something!"
“Wow!...There’s a New Instructor in our Hygiene School!...
...and...
...He is So Fooooine!...
I’m going to
sit at the
Very Front of His Class!”
"Doctor Report!...
...We need to Run!...The...
...Mother of All Plaques...is Coming!"
"Dang!...
...It's Time to
leave the Party...
...and go back to
the
Front Lines Already?"
“Wanna see Me Shoot the…
….Core out of an Apple?”
“I hear Voices over there!...It must be
...where My Team Members are
...where My Team Members are
held Captive!”
"Believe Me!...I'd rather
have those Two Ladies
'Watch My Back,'
than any of
You Knuckle Heads!"
"You Messin' with
...My Hollywood!’…
…Right in Front of Me?...
…Take This!”
“Starting All Over Again with You is…
…As Good As New!”…
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