Friday, November 27, 2020

Santa Claus Gets A...Blank Check...From... Billionaire Dentist...Doctor Olah Orala...To Get A...New Sleigh!...And...Boy...You Should...See His Choices!...

"Hey!...This Is The Coolest Sleigh!...I'll use this to...

...deliver on Short Runs! 

















































“OMGosh!...I won the chance to 


Walk the Red Carpet 


after 

a Free Body and Teeth Makeover!...  

…I can’t believe It!”




















































“Now that the Snow’s Back… 

…I’m Lovin’ it!” 






























“The Pond in My Backyard is Frozen again!...  

…Hip Hip Hooray!”







































You and Your

'there aren't many Sleighs out there, but

one may still need Sleigh Insurance'



Smiles 

are

counting out the



Premiums!















































































This

'when things are new, everything feels better'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

Sleigh Makers 

of the World!






































































Don't forget to give 

Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer

enough Carrots, 

to keep his

Nose 

shining Brightly!



That''s right!...

follow the light!...


We're talking to You,

HSR!

You know, folks...

He might get Lost Again

like he did in,

Brand New Smile...Part 1'...   


and,

in order, 

before that, 

during,

"I Love Her...And I Even Write Poetry About Her 



Lovely Smile!...But She Doesn't Even Notice Me!...Part 1.,"


and,

before that,

in,

"Will Your Mouth Catch The New 


"Predator Supercavities!?," ...

and do You

REMEMBER THAT?...

WELL, LET ME REMIND YOU,

THAT WAS WHERE

HSR

IS HIP-DEEP

IN THE WHITE STUFF


AND HE'S

LOVING EVERY SECOND OF IT

AT 'THE GLOBE'


IN NORDKAPP,


WHICH IS WAY UP

AT THE TOP OF THINGS,

AND...

IT'S WHERE HARD ROCKS

AND STONE

AND SNOW

CLASH FACE TO FACE

WITH

UNFORGIVING,


SUBZERO WATERS,

WHERE EVEN THE CREATURES IN THERE

CAN GET 

TOO COLD AND

QUICKLY AND PROBLEMATICALLY

GET DISORIENTED!...

BUT,

ANYWAY,

LAST TIME,

HSR GOT A JUICY SEND OFF

BY A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

(YOU SHOULD CHECK IT!)

AND HE STARTED

HIS PATH SOUTH,

TOWARD

LAKSELV, ON A

HIGH-TECH SNOWMOBILE!...

AND HSR GETS BRAVE ENOUGH

TO TRY SOME TRICKS!

ON HIS WAY...

AND HE QUICKLY LEARNS

TO STAY ON THE SNOW

AND NOT...

...ON THE WATER!...

BUT

MOSTLY

IT'S JUST QUIET GOING,

EXCEPT FOR WHEN HIS MOBILE

GETS LOOSE AND

LIGHTLY SCRATCHES HIM

UP A BIT

AND

WHEN A MOOSE WANTS TO KNOW

IF HSR HAS A

PEANUT BUTTER

AND JELLY SANDWICH!...



HOWEVER,

JUST BEFORE IT GETS DARK

HE PASSES BY A LADY PLAYING

IN THE SNOW

AND SHE INVITES HSR

TO STAY

AT HER PLACE

SO HE WON'T GET

'FROST-BITE' OVER NIGHT,'

"IF AND ONLY IF

YOU GIVE ME A RIDE TO LAKSELV TOMORROW...IS THAT OKAY?"

ASKS THE WOMAN,

AS THEY SHARE

HOT CHOCOLATE AND TREATS,

AND HSR SAYS

"YES,

I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU TO LAKSELV TOMORROW!"...

AND

THEY TELL EACH OTHER

STORIES AT FIRST

BY THE WARM FIREPLACE, AND

EVENTUALLY,

THEY CALL IT A NIGHT,

BUT WHEN TOMORROW COMES

SHE ASKS, "WOULD YOU WANT TO

JUST RELAX MORE TODAY

AND JUST GO TOMORROW?"

"SURE...LET'S...!" SMILES

HSR AS HE STRETCHES...

BUT...

THEN...

IT SNOWS TOO MUCH

TO TRAVEL

FOR 

THREE MORE DAYS!...

AND ON THE FOURTH DAY

THEY FINALLY HEAD ON OUT TO LAKSELV

AND ON THE WAY,

THEY PASS BY SOME HARD-CORE SURVIVALISTS

AND SOME KIDS PLAYING

IN THE SNOW

AND ANOTHER

TRYING TO

MAKE A SNOWMAN!...

"LAKSELV IS

JUST DOWN THIS ROAD,"


SAYS HSR'S FRIEND...




...AND THEY STOP BY A HOTEL/DINER

TO GRAB A BITE

AND SHE SAYS, "HSR, HERE!"

AND THEY

SLOPPILY KISS IN THE SNOW

AND HSR SAYS,

"I HAVE SOMETHING THAT

I WANT TO GIVE YOU!"...

SO,

HE

BENDS OVER

AND REACHES INTO A BAG...

AND HE TURNS AROUND

TO GIVE HER...

...WAIT!... SHE'S GONE!

...JUST LIKE THAT!

"MAN, SHE IS TOO SWEET...

...BUT...

...WHAT CAN I DO?" LAMENTS HSR...


"I GUESS I'LL JUST

GET A BITE TO EAT!"

HE SAYS,

SORT OF FEELING LOW...



NOW,

HE GOES INTO

THE RESTAURANT

AND

A WAITRESS ASKS

HIM FOR HIS ORDER...

WHICH REMINDS HSR

OF WHAT

HE LIKED AS A KID

SO,

HIS ORDER IS PROCESSED,

AND

A WAITRESS COMES BY

AFTER HIS MEAL AND TELLS HIM,

"YOU LOOK LIKE

YOU'RE INTO

'BODY PHYSICS!'...

...WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT

THE ANNUAL 

JUDO/JUJITSU EVENT

DOWN THE STREET?"




"I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE MY GI!...

...I THINK I WILL...THANKS!,"

REPLIES HSR...



THEN,

HE WALKS ON OVER

TO THE GYM

DOWN THE STREET

AND

THERE'S A LONG LINE OF

FREEZING PEOPLE

BUT

A GUY COMES UP TO HIM

AND SAYS,

"I SEE YOU HAVE YOUR GI...

...YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE!"




SO,

THEY WALK INTO THE

'COMBAT PLACE,'

AND PEOPLE OF ALL AGES ARE

'GETTING DOWN'...

...SERIOUSLY!



NOW,

HSR DAYDREAMS BACK

TO WHEN HE WAS AT A

SUMO TOURNAMENT!

AND THE CROWD WENT

'EARTHQUAKE CRAZY!'...




BUT, HERE... THEY ARE DOING STUFF

LIKE THIS!

AND THIS

...WHOA!




"GO AHEAD AND GET DRESSED

AND WARMED UP!"

SAYS THE USHER TO HSR..




NOW, HE SEES

SOME PEOPLE WORKING OUT AND

GETTING SWEATY AND...

MAKING OTHER PEOPLE...

HAVE DOUBTS..."LIKE ME!" THINKS HSR!...




"OMG! AND THIS PERSON

AIN'T PLAYIN'


EITHER!"  






"HEY, HANDSOME!...I HOPE 

THAT

I GET MATCHED 

WITH YOU!," 

SAYS THIS


LADY!...AND... 

...WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT!

THEY BOTH ARE SELECTED FOR THE NEXT BOUT...

WHICH ENDS IN A TIE...


BECAUSE OF HER

'UNBREAKABLE GUARD!'





OKAY...SO...

AFTER THE MATCH,

SHE COMES UP TO HSR AND SAYS,

HELLO THERE, YOU GLADIATOR!...

...AFTER THE TOURNAMENT,

I CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO

GET OUT OF MY GUARD

IF YOU WANT?"




AND HSR SMLES, "SURE!"

THEN,

HSR LOOKS AT HIS NEXT OPPONENT...OMG!...REALLY!...



AND THIS WOMAN HAS JUST BEEN

'THRASHING'

THE COMPETITION...

...I MEAN...

...'ROYALLY'...

...AND NOW,

SHE SETS HER  6 FOOT 7,

310 POUND EYES

ON...(GULP!)...

...HSR

AND SHE

GOES,

"AAARRRGGGG!...

COME ON...AND...

'MAKE MY DAY,' BOY!'"



NOW,

HSR STARTS TO CRY,

"I THINK I MAY NEED

TO MAKE A

QUICK RESERVATION

 AT THE


NEAREST HOSPITAL!...

...OH NO!...




.......




 SO...

THEY BOTH 

BOW ON THE MAT

AND START 

RANDORI, AND

THE WOMAN IS 

SO OVERPOWERING THAT

SHE ENDS THE MATCH VERY QUICKLY

BY 'APPLYING'

A 'NO-ESCAPING'

AND LIGHTNING-FAST


ARMBAR!...WHICH MAKES

HSR PAINFULLY

'ZAP'


TAP OUT!...



NOW...HE'S ALL BEAT UP AND

HIS ARM REALLY HURTS,

BUT,

HIS FIRST OPPONENT


COMES BY AND SAYS,

"SIR...YOU ARE WELCOME TO

COME BY MY PLACE 

AND 

REST SOME,

IN THIS SNOW,

IF YOU'D LIKE!"




SO HSR, GETS HIS

SNOW MOBILE READY...BUT...


HE 'REVS IT TOO MUCH...

...TOO SOON!...




BUT...

AFTER THAT...

...THEY START THEIR WAY

ONTO



...HER PLACE!...




AND,

SOME OF THE PLACES

IN LAKSELV

LOOK

LIKE


NOWHERE ELSE!



...AND THEY PASS BY

SOME UNUSUAL


LANDFORMS...

...AND A


LAKE,

AND BETWEEN


SOME MOUNTAINS!...

AND THEY ARE FINALLY THERE!

AND WHEN THEY

GET INSIDE,

THEY 'FRESHEN UP,'

AND SHE

TENDS TO

HIS SORE 'ARMBARRED'

ELBOW,

AND AFTER SOME

DELICIOUS

FOOD,

AND SOME

'GIGGLING SOFA TALK'

SHE ASKS



HIM,

"I CAN SHOW YOU

HOW TO

'GET OUT OF MY GUARD'

NOW"...



AND HSR SAYS,

OKAY...MAYBE...JUST ONCE!"





...




NOW SHE SAYS,

"REMEMBER HOW WE WERE IN A

'TIGHT' GUARD POSITION?"



"YES," SAYS HSR...


NEXT, SHE POPS IN A CD TUTORIAL AND SAYS,

"HERE, I SEE A PLAYER 

GAIN AN ADVANTAGE 

TO ONE SIDE,

THEN,


'STEP OUT' THROUGH

THE BACK!...BUT DON'T

EXPOSE YOUR ARM

UNNECESSARILY,

OR YOU'LL


'GET BARRED!'"



"YEAH...TELL ME ABOUT THAT!"

SAYS A HALF-SMILING,

HALF-GRIMACING HSR!...



"SO, 

WHERE'S YOUR NEXT STOP," SHE ASKS...



"KARASJOK,

SAYS HSR...



"WELL, THAT'S

ABOUT 50 MILES SOUTH FROM HERE...YOU SHOULD

REST UP

BEFORE YOU HEAD ON

OUT."


SO HSR RESTS

AS MUCH AS HE CAN

AND HE LEAVES HER PLACE 

IN THE EARLY

MORNING AND 

..."WHOA!...

...WHAT A SUNRISE,"

AS HE 

MAKES SOME GOOD TIME...

AND HE PASSES SOME

UNUSUAL


...OMGOSH!...


PLACES!...



...AND HE STOPS A BIT

SO THAT HE CAN...

BE ON TOP OF THE WORLD!...



AND WHILE HE

KEEPS GOING...


HE THINKS,

"SOON...

I'LL BE IN 

KARASJOK!


BUT, 

BEFORE HE GETS TO  

PORSANGERMOEN, 

WHICH IS 


ON THE WAY...

...OMGOSH!...

HIS SNOWMOBILE

GIVES OUT!...AND IT'S FREEZING!


FORTUNATELY, 

SOMEONE IS PASSING BY

AND SHE SAYS,

"HI THERE!...NO ONE'S GOING TO SERVICE

YOUR MOBILE NOW...WHY DON'T YOU HOOK

YOURS UP TO MINE 

AND I'LL TAKE YOU 

TO MY SHELTER?"


"AWW, MAN...THAT SOUNDS 

TOO GOOD," THANKS HSR...

SO, 

HE HOOKS THEM


TOGETHER AND IN THE SNOWING WEATHER,


THEY FINALLY GET TO

HER SHELTER,

AND SHE SAYS,

"LET'S LEAVE THEM

HERE AND FOLLOW ME..."


SO THEY 

GET TO HER PLACE,

AND HSR SEES A

PRETTY SCENE

WAY ACROSS A BIG LAKE 


BEFORE HE GOES INSIDE...

THEN, 

THEY SHUT THE DOOR

ON THE SLED HOUSE,

AND,


...NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON!,

BECAUSE

IT' STARTS TO GET

'HOWLING COLD' 

OUTSIDE!



NOW, 

SHE TURNS ON THE HEATER 

AND THE COFFEE MAKER AND

THE FOOD COOKER

AND THE TV, AND 

HSR ASKS HER ,

"AM I LUCKY 

OR BLESSED OR

WHATEVER, 

THAT WE

FOUND

EACH OTHER?"


AND SHE SMILES BACK,

"IT SEEMS LIKE

YOU CAN...TAKE YOUR PICK!"
























































Love Toothbrush®                                      

































































"Is Something waiting for You...  

...just around the corner!"

























































So, 


one day, Olah Orala, D.D.S.


just happens to be 


flying by the North Pole, 


and he decides to give his Buddy, 


Santa Claus, a call…




"I'll meet you Home


in just a minute," says Santa,


as he and his Reindeer


come in for 



a landing...




And after


Doctor Orala


lands his



Personal Jet,


he meets with 


Santa in the 



Christmas Tree Room...




Now Santa smiles, "Good to see you


Old buddy


and


all of My Teeth are still doing just Fine!” 




“That’s good to hear,” 


says the Doctor, 


“but looking at your sleigh right here…


...it looks like it has a 


whole bunch of miles...and decades


 on it!”…  




“You’re right about that,” smiles Santa, 


“it’s been so long!” 





Now, 


Doctor Olah Orala thinks and says, 


“I’ve had so many 


New Billionaires retaining Me for $300,000 a year, 


Emergency Only, 


with a guaranteed  ‘Extremely Rapid Response Rate,’ 


should I be needed at the 'Drop of a Hat,' 


that, I want to say, 


“Santa, Go ahad and Splurge…on a new Sleigh…


...or...any variation thereof!...""




"Well, thanks, Olah!...I'll see what's


out there!"




So, they


sit and chat and shoot the breeze a


while longer,


then the Doctor, gets an


emergency call... "Brother Santa,


It looks like


I'm needed in Madagascar!...You know


that I'm going to stop by again


when I can!"




"Sure, Doctor Orala, and I'll


let you know what


New Sleigh I get!"




"Sure Thing, Buddy!" says the Doctor,


as he

goes to Antananarivo...which

is almost on the other side

of the world!...


So, Santa gets online 

and he sees some things

that look nice,

but, some are

impractical

for an

around the World Jaunt!



So, he goes in town,

and some salesmen are trying

to make him

buy

Jet Hoverboard,

and a 

way-out

Scooter,

and even

an

amazing


E-Bike...

and an


E-Unicycle!



But Wait!...

He goes to this one Lot,

and this salesperson says,


"I've got something

that may

knock your

Santa Socks Off!"



And he shows Santa...a...

...What's this?

...A Custom

Helicopter?...Whoa!...


And Next to it

is

the Mother of all Digital

Sleighs?

"What's this

New World coming to?" asks 

Santa,

as he smiles and says 'Thanks' and 

almost walks out...but the guy says,

Let me just show you

one more Choice...it's

a Family Heirloom, but no one

wants it!"



"Okay," says Santa as

he follows the guy back to a warehouse...



"Santa, I've got two things 

to show you!"...

..."This right here can get you around the 

Globe

'Supersonically Fast!'


"And what's the other Choice," asks Santa...


"The other Choice is this...

with a Heater and Headlights

and sturdy Reindeer Hookups!"



"I'll Take it!...and...

Please deliver it

Immediately!" smiles an ecstatic Santa!


Now, 

the sales man, 

after signing the papers,

does a song

and

Dance!


Now, as Santa is about to leave,

the Salesperson says,

"That Santa Jet is Made for you, though, Sir, and

please come back for a Test Drive!"



So, as 

Santa takes the New Sleigh 

out for 


some runs before the Big Night...

He thinks. "I think I'll test drive the Santa Jet

next time I see Doctor Olah Orala!"



















































May you have many...  

...Smiles!












































































“I picked this Battle-Ready Suit 


up in the 


Tooth Fairy Section of the 

Winge Institute’s Student Store!”









“Something’s Wrong!...I can’t get to the teeth now… 

...I’m Outta Here!”

























































































































































“Oh No!...  


...I’m Falling from the 


Maxillary to the Mandibular!”







"Doesn't that Bacteria,

carious predatorus wingeulus,

ever stop Dividing?"














“Stop!...


...Who’s following Me?...


Oh, Hi, Doctor Report…These Gingival Trenches...are particularly Dangerous!...


What?...

…You just eliminated 12 of the Enemy 

who were stalking my rear? 

...Well, Thanks!... 

When we get back to Base 

for some R and R, 

I’ll 

...buy you some rounds at the Canteen!”








Dental Bacteriologists just discovered that 


the 


Predator Supercavities Microorganism 


has just genetically altered itself to



join up in ‘Long Chains of Undefeatable Destruction!







“I used this the last Time 


those 

streps attacked Us!”















“Please...


...choose the Sugary Snacks!... 


…No Vegetables… 

...Please!...”














































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