Wow!...Here's What A Couple Of...Local Dental Offices ...Are So Happy To Do...When...Santa's North Pole Factory and Warehouse...Are Shut Down...For Health Reasons!

"This COVID...Has Most Of My Elfs Out!...I'll See If...Anyone...In This Town...Can Help...Make And

Package...

...The Billions Of Gifts!"...

Here She Comes...

And There it Goes!...

...Red Carpets Are Lost

without Pretty White Teeth!

What I can do with some

Turkey Leftovers!

Acrobatic Magic Happens

when the

 Thick Snows Come!

You and Your

'I hope Christmas 2021 is better…but…

I still like 2020!...

...Why?...Because I’m still 

Alive and Well!'

Smiles 

are

taking one day at a Time!

This 

'Please help Others in need'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

Grateful Kids 

opening Presents!

No Hoarding!... 

…Leave some

for Others!

That's a lesson

from which we all can learn...

...are you listening HSR?

...Or else 'Uncertainties' will follow,

just like they did 

in,

“Wow!...This Is What…A Dentist…Is Grateful For…    

... This Thanksgiving?...   

...Okay!...”

and previous 

to that 

in

Dental Plaque...By Any Other Name...Is Still... 

Yucky!...

and before that,

during

"You "Betta" "Sanitize, Deodorize, And Decontaminate" Your Mouth Frequently!...Or...

This May Happen To You! ,"

and 

way before

that,

in the Blog Entry,

"This 4th Of July, We Thank The Rumored Dentist Who 

Made The “Handsome, Alpha Male’” Dentures 

For George Washington 

To Look Great While Winning The War!,"

AND...

IN THAT SCENARIO

WE FIND

AN

ADVENTURE-SEEKING

YOUNG MAN

NAMED...

OF COURSE...

HSR, WHO

LOVES HIS BIKE,

AND PLAYING

THOSE

ONLINE

VIDEO GAMES WITH FRIENDS

BUT,

NOW

HE FINDS OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE

THAT

HE IS GOING TO

AGAIN

VISIT

HIS

GREAT GRANDPARENTS

IN THE

FORESTED



COUNTRYSIDE,

AND THE

LAST COUPLE OF

YEARS

HE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES!

AND,

ONCE AGAIN...

THIS YEAR...

WHEN HE VISITS,

HIS GREAT GRANDPARENTS SAY,

"HSR...YOU'RE TALLER!...

YOU HAD ANOTHER

'GROWTH SPURT!'"

THEN,

 THE GREAT GRANDPARENTS

LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND

GREAT GRANDPA SAYS,



"WHICH CAR

DO YOU THINK

THAT HSR IS

GOING TO

INVESTIGATE

THIS TIME?"




"I DON'T KNOW!...

...HE HAS A

SUCH A

BIG CHOICE BACK THERE!"

SHE SMILES!"




"I'LL SEE YOU TWO

IN A BIT!"

SCREAMS HSR,

AS HE BOLTS OUT

THE BACK DOOR!...




AND HE RUNS DOWN

THE

PRETTY PATH

TO THE CARS,

AND HE SEES

 THE ONE

HE



RACED

A COUPLE OF VACATIONS

AGO!...


AND...HE SEES THE ONE

THAT HE JUST LOVED

LAST YEAR!

OMG!

IT'S

STILL BEAUTIFUL!


THEN, 

HSR REMEMBERS

THE CHILLS, THE

SPILLS

AND THE

THRILLS HE HAD

LAST TIME...

...RACING TOO FAST!



BUT...HOLY SMOKE!

...TODAY...

HSR SEES

A REAL

'BEAUT!'


AND HE GUSHES,

"SO,

...YOU BEEN HIDING FROM ME, HUH!...

...LET'S

GO SOME PLACES...

...RIGHT NOW, BUDDY!"

OKAY...SO...HE

'GETS ON BOARD'

IMMEDIATELY

AND

THE INSIDE

OF THE 'RACE CAR'

LOOKS SORT OF

LIKE

THIS,

BUT THE

YOUNG HSR

'REIMAGINES'

THE 'COCKPIT COMMAND CENTER'

LOOKING LIKE

THIS!...



NOW,

LAST YEAR,

HE WAS A 'TERROR' ON THE

STREETS

AND

IN THE

STADIUMS!


BUT THIS TIME

HSR DELIGHTS,

"LAST YEAR I HAD

A SUPER CAR...

NOW, I'M

'STEPPING ON THE GAS'

OF MY OWN

STEALTHY FIGHTER JET!"...

...IT'S TAKE OFF TIME!"...


SO HE POWERS UP!

AND NOW

HE

TAKES

OFF!


AND AS HE

GAINS SPEED,

HSR SHOUTS,

I'M TESTIN' THIS BABY OUT!...

LET'S DO



SOME TRICKS!...

...COOL!...

NOW...

LET'S

BURN THE

AIR AT

MACH 5!"...


"YEAH, BOY!"



"I'M GETTING A LITTLE THIRSTY!...

I'MA DO A ROLL AND

POUR ME A

DRINK!"





"HEY...SOMEBODY'S ON MY TAIL

TRYING TO

MESS WITH ME!...

SO NOW,

I TURN AROUND AND

SEND THEM A

'LOVE LETTER'

STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART!...

...THERE YA GO!"...






"OKAY!...

...ENOUGH OF THIS CHILD'S PLAY...

...I'MA GO INTO

OUTER SPACE!"



"THAT'S IT...HIGHER...

AND...

HIGHER!"

"NOW, THERE'S

A COMMUNICATIONS

SATILLITE!"

"NOW THIS ONE IS

PROBABLY ON

A

SECRET MISSION!"

"WAIT...WHAT'S THIS...

SOME 

ALIENS!...OH NO...

THEY ARE NOT TAKING ME

PRISONER, BECAUSE

I SAW WHAT THEY DO

TO PEOPLE

ON THAT

TV SHOW!"



"OH NO!...



...THERE'S MORE

OF THEM!"...




WELL...YOU'RE IN LUCK,

MISTER ALIEN!...

I HAVE SOME



FIREWORKS FOR YOU"




BUT BEFORE HE CAN GET FURTHER

OUT INTO SPACE,

AND SAVE THE WORLD,

ONE OF THE NEIGHBORS

SHOUTS OUT TO

HSR,

"YOUR MOMMA SAID



COME ON IN FOR SOME

PUMPKIN PIE AND

BLACKBERRY PIE

AND SOME

ICE CREAM...

AND SHE HAS YOUR

FAVORITE MOVIE!...

AND YOU BETTER

COME IN RIGHT NOW!"



"BLACKBERRY PIE!...OMGOSH!"...

HSR EXCLIAMS...

..."FIGHTER JET...I'MA BE BACK IN

JUST A LITTLE BIT!...

CAUSE NEXT...

WE'RE

...GOING TO THE MOON!"

...

SO,

NEXT YEAR,

THE YOUNG HSR,

WHO IS NOW

A LITTLE MORE

ATHLETIC,

IS VACATIONING WITH HIS

PARENTS, WHICH MEANS THAT

HE IS LEAVING THE BIG

CITY FOR A WHILE,

AND

WHICH ALSO MEANS THAT THEY

ARE DRIVING FOR

HOURS AND

HOURS ACROSS THE 

NEVER-ENDING

AND BORING

DESERT!...

NOW,

FINALLY, 

AT HIS GREAT GRANDPARENT'S PLACE,

IN THE 

DEEP FOREST,

THEY SAY,

ONCE AGAIN,

"THAT HANDSOME BOY

SURE HAS GROWN!"

AND HSR SAYS, 

"THANKS, YOU ALL!"

AND THEY SAY, '"DON'T FORGET

THE SUPER CARS OUT IN BACK!"

AND HE RESPONDS,

"YES, SIR AND MAM!"

THEN,

AFTER PLAYING SOME

VIDEO GAMES, HE WALKS OUT INTO

THE BACK YARD AND

DOWN A 

TREED LANE

AND HE PASSES BY SOME 

OLD CARS THAT HE HAS 

'TRAVELED' 

IN BEFORE,

BUT, 

HE COMES TO THIS ONE

THAT HE HASN'T SEEN YET...

AND HE 

GLEEFULLY SAYS,

"HEY BABY, YOU AND ME...

...WE'RE GOING PLACES!...MAINLY...

TO THE 

MOON!

SO,

HE HOPS ON IN

THE CAB

OR, RATHER...

THE COCKPIT,

AND HE SAYS,

"PEOPLE, WE ARE 

TAKING IT TO THE SKY

IN

5, 4, 3, 2, 1,

...BLAST OFF!

INTO THE

HEAVENS WE GO!"

NOW, 

THINGS

SEEM TO BE A 

BLUR!...

"SEE YA LATER, EARTH!"

NOW, 

HE GETS PAST

ALL OF THE 

ORBITING SATILLITES, AND

HE'S ON HIS WAY!...

"I NEED TO CHECK MY 

BLASTER GUNS!

...THEY WORK!..NOW

I'M CHECKING MY

3D BLASTERS!

AND...

THEY WORK!"

SO HSR ZOOMS 

ON OVER TO THE MOON!

THEN, HE

TOUCHES ONE BUTTON AND

THE SHIP'S

'SKIN' CHANGES!

NOW,

AS 

HE SURVEYS

SOME LUNAR TOPOGRAPHY, 

HE SAYS,

..."WHOA!...

WHAT AN EARTH!

SO,

AFTER SCANNING FOR

A WHILE,

HE SAYS,

"HEY...SOME

MOON COLONIES!...THEY SEEM

SAFE

FOR NOW,

BUT,

IF I SEE AN 

ALIEN, ALL BETS ARE OFF!...

...AND... 

IF I SEE

AN ALIEN WARRIOR

...IT MIGHT...OR WILL...

'GET CRISPY'

OUT HERE!...

WAIT!...THERE'S ONE

TRYING TO GET AWAY!...SORRY...BUT

I GOTTA BLAST YA!"

BUT NOW,

IT SEEMS THAT A STORM

OF METEORS

IS HITTING

HIS

SHIP!

"IT'S TOO DANGEROUS...I GOTTA GO!"

SO HE PUTS THE PEDAL

TO THE METAL 

AND

...AWAY HE GOES!

"OH NO!...

I'M SWERVING TOO FAST 

IN MY SHIP

AND I AM ENTERING

A

'WORM HOLE

ZONE!'...

...BUT I STILL HAVE TO

CHASE THE ALIENS,

WHO ARE GOING TO EARTH,

AND GET THEM BEFORE THEY

TEAR THE

WHOLE 

PLACE UP!"

BUT...WHAT'S THIS...

A CALL COMES ON HIS 

SPACE PHONE

AND THE FAMILY IS 

ABOUT TO EAT SOME

BURGERS 

AND GO TO A

SOCIALLY-DISTANCED

VIDEO GAME PARLOR...SO HE 

'SKEEDADDLES'

ON BACK TO THE HOUSE...

...BUT,

ON HIS WAY BACK,

HE DISCOVERS THIS

NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN

'NEW ADVENTURE CAR,'

AND

HE SHRIEKS,

"AWW, BABY...

...YOU KNOW YOU'RE NEXT!"

Love Toothbrush®                                      

"Do we really need…Unbridled 

Consumerism?"

"I have Lists and Lists and Lists of Toys to deliver,"

says Santa, because 

he is really 

looking forward

to giving during this time of Year, 

and he wants people to get 

at least some of the things 

for which they Wish!

But now,

an Elf 

runs into the room 

and comes up 

to Santa and says, 

"The Health Department 

is 

shutting Us down!...and 

they will let us open back up 

when things improve 

but by then, 

...Christmas will be over!"

 

"OMGosh," glares Santa, "how could this happen?...

 

...We still need to process and 

deliver Our Vast Quantities!

...This is just...Unacceptable, because

...if We don't

have

Christmas,

people will be upset

and

there will be

Problems 

Everywhere!...

...We must 

fill up

our Workshops

and Warehouses!

But, just then

a friend of Santa's

visits and brings

him some 

donuts

and Hot

Chocolate!...And she says

to Santa,

"With all that virus stuff,

it's hard out there!...

...And this is the North Pole!

You know that I

practice Dentistry in

the suburb of the North Pole

called 'Snowlandia,'

and my whole Dental Building 

inside included,

is

totally Inaccessible!...

...But I'll see if any people I know

may want to help out!"

"Well, thanks a lot, Doctor!" say

a perturbed

Santa!

"I'll get back to you soon,"

says

the Dentist!

So, the Dentist asks one

of her friends if she can help,

but her friend

says,

"I don't think so!"

And one of her neighbors

also declines!

So next,

the Dentist goes to a couple of

CAD CAM Programmers,

who live

nearby, and

they both 

offer

their

services!

Now, the Programmers code 

into their machines 

the necessary

algorithms

and

very shortly,

many of 

the robots

'pump out'

all of the

presents in time

for the 

Big Night!...

Now,

Santa's so Happy 

that

he goes 'Boot Skiing!'

May you have many...

...Smiles!

Meanwhile...Back In Tooth Fairy Land!...

“He is 26 and he 

just lost his 

Last Baby Tooth…  

… My job is done here!”

Dental Hygiene Wars!

“I am not leaving this Mouth!...  

…And… 

You can’t make Me!”

“It’s all quiet now…

...but…

...Something may ‘Pop Out’...at any moment!”

“That’s it…over there!...

...Exterminate!...  

…While I inflict some of 

my own Serious Damage!”

“Doctor Report!...Can You please Grade My Prep…

...And Mine, too?...And Mine, too?...”

“I used to be Strong and Handsome!...

...But…

...Then came 

the Genetic Experiments!”

“Okay, Plaque!...Wanna see what happens if 

you Pull My Finger?”

“That New Oral Antiseptic that My Host is using 

...has me ‘Discombobulated!’”

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