A Dentist Asks…The Forbidden Question:…”Will The Real Santa Claus…Please...Raise Your Hand?”

 "Hey!...Over Here!...I'm The Real...And...The Best Santa!...Not those Also-Rans!...I'll Even...

...Prove It To You!"...

People Love to see

the 

'Action'

...on 

'The Red!'

Winter Sports are

sometimes a 'Little Tricky!'

Wow!...

...You're Fast!...

“Henry!... 

...Stop Playing with the Lights!”

And...all is fine...

on the Prairie!

You and Your

'there's nothing like the 'Real McCoy' 

Smiles 

are 

True to Yourselves!

This 

'Tell the Whole Truth and 

Nothing but the Truth'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

a 

Lie Detector Test!

Do You believe Me...

...or...

...Your 'Lyin' Eyes?

People!...believe your

Own Eyes!...Please!

There are

Signs and Signals the

we Must Trust!

If you don't, 

things will happen like

what happened to HSR in

The Winge Institute...For  The...Oral Sciences!...The World's...Most Unique... 

...Virtual/Cyber Dental School!'...Part 1...

and before that

during

"Tell Me The Truth!...Now...What Would You Do...Without...Your...Friendly, 

Neighborhood Dentist?"

which happened after,

"Billions Of People Can 

Stop Snoring Tonight…

With This One Simple Trick 

Of The Tongue!,"

AND THERE,

HSR NEEDS MORE HELP!...

...THIS TIME...

...HELP IN SLEEPING SOUNDLY!

...BECAUSE, NOW...

HE HAS

SOME ISSUES TO RESOLVE,

HOWEVER,

HE REALLY DOESN'T

CLEARLY KNOW WHAT

THOSE ISSUES ARE,

SO SOMETHING 

TELLS HIM TO

'GO TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP,'

AND SEE IF 

HE CAN HAVE SOME

'RESOLUTION OF HIS

COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!'...

SO, 

HE GETS TO ONE

EXTREMELY HIGH

MOUNTAIN,

AND HE LOOKS AROUND,

AND

SEES OTHER 

MOUNTAINS 

AROUND 

HIM,

AND WITH

ALL OF THAT

HIGH-ALTITUDE,

'RARIFIED AIR,'

HE GETS A LITTLE 

LIGHT-HEADED AND 

SLEEPY!...

AND,

AT FIRST,

IN HIS

'SOMNIA,'

HE DREAMS ABOUT

'NORMAL STUFF,'

LIKE

THIS 

AND 

THIS AND

THIS,

BUT, 

CREEPING

INTO HIS SLUMBER,

SOME ODD VISIONS 

APPEAR!


AND IT IS 

WITH THESE

UNPREDICTABLE,

AND SOMETIMES 

'SHOCKING,'

MANIFESTATIONS

 THAT,

SOME INSIGHTS,

OR MAYBE

EVEN WARNINGS...

MAY COME TO HIM!...

NOW...

FROM ANOTHER PART OF

HIS

DREAMY SUBCONSCIOUSNESS...

...WHAT'S THIS!...

...SOME

ALIENS APPEAR,



...DO THEY...WANT TO INTERVENE?...

OR...

ABDUCT HSR?,

...OR...

...EVEN PRY INTO HIS BRAIN?...

...OR...?...




HEY!...

HSR!...WE NEED YOU TO



WAKE UP!...

AND MAYBE

LOOK AT THE

ENDURING MOUNTAINS

FOR

SPIRITUAL STRENGTH!...


BUT...

...IT LOOKS LIKE

HE MIGHT HAVE TO

'SETTLE THINGS'

AGAINST THE

'AMORPHOUS AND INTRUDING



FORCES'

BY HIMSELF,

TO OVERCOME

THE FRICTION THAT'S INSIDE OF HIM!




...



...NEXT UP IN HSR'S HEAD

IS A VISION

OF AN



ANT 'DANCING' WITH HIM!


THEN, SUDDENLY...

A PSYCHIATRIST

COMES TO HIM IN 

HIS DREAMS AND

SAYS,

"AFTER LOOKING AT

YOUR PROFILE, SIR,

I'M COMING TO THE CONCLUSION

THAT

WHAT YOU NEED

IS TO

MORE CONSISTENTLY

ALIGN YOURSELF

MORE WITH YOUR

'CORE BELIEFS,'

AND

TRY NOT TO

'FIND YOUR WAY'

THROUGH

THE CHAOS

AND COMPLICATIONS

THROUGH

'FUSSY CONNECTIONS'

WITH OTHERS!...

YES...

SETTLE



YOUR SELF DOWN

BY SINGULARLY

DIRECTING

YOUR

SIGNIFICANT AND NATURAL

COGNITIVE

FORCES

IN

A UNIFIED DIRECTION

TO ACHIEVE

AN

UNDISTURBED

STATE OF BEING!...

SO WHEN,

'UNENVISIONED INTERSECTIONALITIES'

OCCUR...AND THEY WILL...

...YOUR



'WHOLE BEING' WILL

REMAIN

UNPERTURBED!"




AND AFTER THAT

INTERACTION,

ANOTHER

'SWIRLING COSMOLOGICAL VORTEX'

SAYS TO HSR,

I HAVE MY EYES ON YOU!...

AND I WANT YOU TO



'SEE PAST' ALL OF THE

DISTRACTIONS OF

DAILY



LIFE ON EARTH, AND

ENGAGE AND CONNECT WITH

THE

BEAUTIFUL



OUTER SPACE!...

YOU, HSR, ARE AN

OUT OF THE BOX THINKER, I KNOW!...

YOU ASK QUESTIONS LIKE,

"IF THIS IS A REPRESENTATION

OF THE UNIVERSE, WELL,



WHAT'S ALL THAT SPACE

OUTSIDE OF WHAT SEEMS TO BE

A LIMIT?"...

..."HSR, I NEED YOU TO



CONTINUE BEING THE WAY YOU ARE!...

...JUST BE MINDFUL OF

ALL OF THE



'STUFF OUT HERE!'...AND REALIZE THAT,

FOR THERE TO BE A

SELF-SUSTAINING

TRANQUILITY 

ON EARTH

THERE MUST BE

MIND-NUMBING

CELESTIAL VIOLENCE ELSEWHERE,

WHICH IS

AT ONCE, MYSTERIOUS

AND

AWE-INSPIRING!...

...IT'S NOT

NECESSARY TO

 TRY AND  UNDERSTAND

THE 'NANO' OF THINGS...

...JUST...

ACCEPT THE WONDERFUL!"

AND NOW,

ANOTHER 

'FORCE OF THE COSMOS'

CHIMES IN,

DURING HIS SLUMBER,

SAYING,

"THERE IS NO ONE ELSE LIKE YOU, 

YOUNG MAN!...

I SEE THAT

YOUR NEURAL

CIRCUITRY 

MAKES YOU YEARN 

FOR A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THINGS!...AND THAT'S GOOD!

HOWEVER,

JUST REMEMBER THAT

YOU ARE NOT

ALONE!...AND THAT...YOU, HSR...

ARE A GRAND PART OF

 WHAT MAKES

EVERYTHING

HAVE A

SUBSTANCE 

AND A

'RELATIVISTIC GLOW!'"

OKAY...SO THE STILL



 'UNWOKE'

...HSR  MUST

SEE DEEPER INSIDE ...

AND OUTSIDE

OF HIMSELF

WITH HIS OWN

MULTIPLE EYES

TO ACHIEVE THAT 

'HARMONIOUS ONENESS'

WITH THE INNER AND OUTER UNIVERSES!

...

THEN, SUDDENLY, 

THE SLEEPING HSR IS AWAKENED 

BY A HARD BLAST 

OF VERY ICY-COLD WIND, 

THE KIND THAT PRESAGES 

AN OMINOUS SNOW STORM…

”I THINK THAT I BETTER MAKE IT 

BACK DOWN TO MY CAR,” 

HE THINKS, AS HE 

WALKS DOWN A TRAIL, 

BUT 

HE CAN SEE THAT 

THE FRONT OF 

SNOW IS COMING HIS WAY, 

AND...

...WHAT’S THIS?... HE SEES A TENT!...

AND HE 

WALKS OVER TO IT 

AND A LADY’S THERE, 

AND 

SHE ASKS, 

“HEY…WHAT ARE 

YOU DOING WAY UP HERE?”   

“HI THERE,” GREETS HSR, 

“I’M UP HERE FOR SOME 

ENLIGHTENING MEDITATION 

AND I DOZED OFF, 

WHEN IT,

ALL OF A SUDDEN, 

GETS REAL COLD!”  

“WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE, 

I HAVE PLENTY OF ROOM FOR YOU 

IN MY TENT, IF YOU 

WANT TO GET OUT OF THE ELEMENTS,” 

SHE OFFERS...

”SURE, I DON’T KNOW 

IF I COULD MAKE IT OTHERWISE!” 

HE PRAISES...

SO THEY TALK AWHILE, 

AND HE FINDS OUT 

THAT 

SHE’S UP THERE 

TO CONNECT WITH 

NATURE HERSELF…

...AND…AS THE WIND AND SNOW 

PUT UP A RUCKUS OUTSIDE, 

THEY BOTH PLAY MUSIC 

AND STREAM 

ON THEIR PHONES, 

AND LAUGH A BUNCH, 

AND BASICALLY CALL IT A NIGHT 

IN HER 

HEATED 

AND COZY TENT!

Love Toothbrush®                                      

"Take Your 'True Path' in life...but...there may be 

Detours!"

So, one day

a Dentist and 

his Patient

were talking,

and the Dentist asks,

"I wonder what

a 'Real and Best' Santa 

would look like?

And

the Patient responds,

"I know some Reporters and we

can ask 

the Public for an answer!...

...That should be 

an interesting 'Fluff Piece' 

for the Station!"

So, the next Day,

some reporters go 

out in the Field:

"Good Afternoon, Everyone!...

I'm from

Washington, D.C....

...This year, we want 

to get to the bottom of it all!..

...We want to see who is the 

'Most Real' and 'the Best' 

Santa Claus!"

"Now, some that we have looked at 

seem to have special talents, like...

the ability to negotiate 

any chimney, whereas others get stuck, 

OMGosh!...

and where others get 

burned!"...

"Santa also needs 

to be able to 

bond well 

with People

and others

and

not have seemingly 

ulterior motives,  however,

the Jury is still out

on the 

Issue of

'Innocent

twerking!"

"Reporting from Pittsburg,

Mr. Claus 

shouldn't be too forward 

with the

Ladies...

...He should be Neutral 

and 

not scare 

the Kids!

And, 

if needed, 

he should have a strong lap, 

if so 

called upon!"...

"Coming at You from

Spokane,

...Now...

...Santa should be 

apolitical and 

not get into 

heated discussions

about 

Protests 

and the workings 

of Government...

It should be a plus for

Santa to be in good physical shape,

with the ability to run 

and lift weights 

and even a little gymnastics

is a plus!...Oh...

and 

Santa must know how to Run a

World-Accommodating Workshop!"

"Straight from

Los Angeles,

We are noticing that

the ability to 

quickly de-escalate 

any potential situations between Kids 

and between Adults 

will definitely come in handy in these Times!"

...And a 

Sense of Humor

will come in handy!"

"Video Games are 

all the rage and 

a knowledgable Santa,

can discuss the Games

with some authority!"

"And from 

Wonderful Houston,

The knack of 

Walking Softly but 

Carrying a 

'Big Sack' 

will prove helpful!" 

"And as for the 'Customary Attire,'

in some cases,

Some Flexibility

is allowed!"

Now, a Santa should

be a

Positive Role Model

by acting Responsibly

without excessive Behaviors

so that our Future Santas will

be 

Good Citizens!"

"So,

with all of these

factors to consider, let your local

News Department know of

Your selections!...Even if  she 

is a 

Santita Claus!"

May you have many...

...Smiles!

Meanwhile...Back In Tooth Fairy Land!...

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a Minute!...

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What I don't eat...

...many others will!"

"You're not going to

make it...

...out of here Alive!"

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...from different Mothers!"

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...but now..."

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