"Hi!..My Prize Rooster Morpheus...And I...Just Love Turkeys!...And I'll Give Shelter...To As Many Of Them...As I Can...To...Perpetuate Their Species...For...
...The World's Benefit!"...
"I...Love These Walks...
...in the Parks!"
"Good!...They went...
...the other way!"
"Food and Drinks
are everywhere!"
You and Your
'we all need a Sanctuary Place to Stay in that is Safe, Secure,
and Friendly'
Smiles
are
sometimes still
looking
for One!
This
'come on in...We'll look out for you'
Episode
is
brought to you by People that want to help you
Live and Thrive!
Aaah, Yes!...
I just love the
Big City!
OMG!...This famous artist...
...or rather,
"Arteeest"
is at the Museum
now!
I just Love
Her work
...and so do many
others!
But...
upon leaving,
I see this Kid Crying
on the sidewalk...
And he's saying that His Pet Turkey...
...is gone...stolen!...
And it's
...Thanksgiving,
and
He knows He'll
never see his pet
again!
That's sad!...
This reminds me
of another kid
that felt bad
about something!
...
My name is Doctor Danny Dentation...
I'm a Dentist, and
I have a Farm upstate and
I think I have
just had
'The Last Straw!'
I'm sick and tired
of Everyone
picking on Turkeys!...
...Every year!...
Ever since
the Pilgrim Days!
...If we don't stop...
There'll be
...no more Turkeys!
You know the story!...
...The Families get together
for Fun, and Good Times, and,
yes!...Food!...Turkey!
OMG!...I still have a Soft Spot
for
Cold
Cranberry Sauce
and
Candied Yams!
Now, don't get me wrong...
...I grew up with the Turkey and Thanksgiving Thing!
There are
Parades,
with memorable characters
that are the
crowd Favorites!...And the Football
Games, and stuff, but
there are also the Jokes
that are sort of
insensitive!
I know that if I was a Turkey...
...around this time of year,
I'd
be
So Scared that I would
find it hard to Control Myself!
And I would immediately
scram...any way that
I could!
And many people just love to Hunt
them
for
"Sport!"
But Turkeys do
fight
back!
They'll run up on you...
and maybe run you
out of town!
So today,
I'm going to go out
and start the
"Shush Farm!"
I'll call it "Shush"
as a code word to
"tell no one about it!"
...
So now, I'm driving up into the
Countryside to start a sort of
'Sanctuary City'... to save the Turkeys!
Now,
here's my place
for them to stay!...
All Turkeys are Welcome!...
...Black ones,
White
ones,
brown ones,
and even green and blue ones...
plus all the other colors...
...of the Rainbow!
Virtual ones
are welcome
too!
You know my Dog's name has to be
Fido!
I still try to do
the living here naturally,
where the Hens can lay their eggs
where they like...
unharmed...
and the Chicks
are free to roam
as much as
Mom lets them!
Do the little chicks have funny
dreams?...
I like seeing the Little Ones grow
and get bigger
and their personalities
start to emerge!
Gimme a Kiss!
...Just Kidding!
"Oh man...
the Word about this Free
'Sanctuary City For Turkeys'
is
getting around fast,"
says Doctor Danny Dentation,
"there's thousands of them!...
...They're coming through the back way, too!
And, on the way over,
some are checking out a
Dead Predator!"
'The Wicked Witch is Dead!'
So, some of the birds that
are now here are
just kickin' it!
in the shade...
Gobble, Gobble!
...You Pretty Thing!
OMG!...it's a bird...it's a plane...
It's a...
Turkey!...
...so happy!
There's enough food for
everybody!
...
Uh oh...Something's up!
The Ostriches and
the Turkeys can feel a change
in the Air!
It's starting to snow...
a lot!
Everybody!...Now!...
...in the
warehouse!
Let's go!
...Hurry!
It's coming down
hard!
Where'd the grass go!
...just like that!
All of this reminds me of a TV
Show!
Oh no!...
I hear some
Wolves...that might be
Hungry!...
Okay...everyone's
inside...
Wow!...I can see
some coming from
both
sides!
"I know," thinks Danny Dentation,
"I'll quickly get on my 'cellie'
and call for Neighborly back Up!...
...And these People are 'Gung Ho!'
...
However,
I tell them to
just fire
some warning
shots!
But one of them replies,
"Aww, Doctor, You know that
I Love me some
Wolf Meat!"
Well, they do
their thing and
the coast is clear and those Wolves
won't be coming back soon!
All right,
...back outside!
So, the weather finally gets back
to being Just Right
again,
and Everybody's Happy!
And "Big Turk" sees the lady
that helped him escape
a Cage
a while back,
And the Big Turk walks up to her...and...
It says,
"Hey, Young Lady,
I'm glad that you're Happy
that you saved me...and
I'm very happy, too!
And I want to Thank You for
jiggling that cage
a little bit back there
last Time...
...so I could
shimmy out through it
and escape!...
...Freedom feels great here
at the "Shush Ranch!"
I plan to cool it here, Forever!...
...Here, at this Ranch, we never have to say,
"Okay, Lady...
...put down the knife and
step away from the Turkey!"
We have lots of
Love here!"
"So, 'Happy Thanksgiving,'
to You and
to all People!...
...Just try
being a Vegetarian
this or next Year!...
There are lots of Fruits and Vegetables...
...to be Thankful for!
Or have some Ribs
or some Chicken, instead!
I'll even help
You go
Shopping for
another
Type of Meal!...
...Plus...
I want to be around
to enjoy
Christmas
with my Family!
So, People!...
Peace out and
Let's All Get Along...Ya Hear!"
...
"Thanksgiving and
'Friendsgiving' is around the Corner again,"
says the Dentist/Farmer,
Doctor Danny Dentation,
"but many People are
still gearing up to
Slaughter and eat
any Turkeys that they
can get their hands on," as he looks out
over his huge
and healthy
'Shush Ranch' Farmland...
Wait a minute!...What's this?
The Dentist/Farmer can't
believe his eyes!
A whole bunch of Turkeys are
gathering at the front
of
his Ranch Farmland
again...
...just like last year!
Now,
a friend calls the Dentist
and tells him that
things are
'Going Crazy'
and that
People are trying to get
Fresh Turkeys by chasing
and grabbing them
on the streets
and
in the Countrysides
all around!
I mean,
it looks like
Turkeys are
running
for their very Lives!
And some Turkeys are
fighting
back against
possible
Abductors!
Here,
an Uber Rider
in the city,
tries to catch up
to the Driver,
so that he can
find a Wild Turkey too!
This time, the Dentist
is seeing
all kinds of them
entering the 'Shush Ranch'...
including
Eastern Wild Turkeys,
and
Osceola Wild Turkeys
Gould's Wild ones
Merriam's Wild Turkeys
Rio Grande Wild Turks
and even some
Ocellated Wild Turkeys
and,
to his surprise,
a couple of
hand fulls of
Midget White Turkeys
and some rare
Burbon Reds,
and tagging along,
a few Bronze
ones!
Wow!...now even a Peacock
decides to
join us!...
So,
the quick thinking Dentist,
who has been
storing lots of
corn feed
in a cave,
leads the whole bunch of them
to that cave
and signals for them to
Now,
they all file in
in an orderly fashion,
and now,
they are safe and free from
the
Turkey Grabbers!
Now,
even though there are
some emergencies
where
'Nature
Calls,'
among all of the Fowl,
time quickly passes and
after all of the
'Thanksgiving Crazy Stuff'
is over,
all of the
Birds come out
of the Cave,
and head back out into the
Wild
where they
belong!
Now...
way in another far away place,
this Turkey has a
Revelation and thinks,
"Is this what
I think it is?"
Love Toothbrush®
"As soon as We were Born, we were protected and nurtured, and we need to
return the Favor!"
Not all People will take your Well Being to Heart...
...and...
...They
need to Be Told!
Yes, be careful of your
surroundings, and the time ,
because here,
HSR aka Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report
misses
his Connection...again...
like during
...and there
WE SEE THAT
THIS WOMAN IS
BORED AT WORK,
AND
HSR'S BORED
AT WORK,
AND A LOT OF OTHER
PEOPLE
ARE
BORED TOO!...
BUT,
AS IF BY MAGIC,
WHEN
THE CLOCK HITS FIVE...
IT'S TIME TO
'VAMOOSE!'
AND PEOPLE FIND
'NEW ENERGY'
TO MAKE IT ON OUT!
AND IT SEEMS
LIKE EVERYONE'S
MAKING IT HOME...
BUT,
PLEASE
BE AWARE OF
STREET LAMPS
AND
TRY NOT TO
TEXT AND
WALK!...
BECAUSE
EVEN
REALLY
WORSE THINGS
CAN HAPPEN...
AND EVEN MORE WORSE
THINGS
CAN GO WRONG!
SO,
AS HSR IS
ON HIS WAY HOME,
HE SEES A REAL
FUTBOL PRO!
"HEY, LADY!...
PLEASE BE CAREFUL!
AND FURTHER ALONG...
"HEY, HSR...
WHAT CHA
DOIN' TONIGHT,"
ASKS THIS LADY...
"OH," SAYS HSR,
"I'MA JUST TAKE IT EASY!"...
SO,
WHEN HE GETS HOME,
HE PLOPS DOWN
ON THE
SOFA
AND
DIVES INTO
SOME DEEP SLEEP
...QUICKLY!
AND, OF COURSE,
HE SOON STARTS
TO DREAM!
AND BOY...
ARE
THEY
EVER
STRANGE!...
BUT, SEEMINGLY
PEACEFUL!
WAIT!...
...WHAT'S THIS?
A
HUGE TURKEY IS
LOOKING AT ME...
...IN MY DREAMS!
NOW IT RUNS UP TO ME
AND PICKS AT ME,
AND SAYS,
"DON'T EAT ME...
OR MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS,
YA HEAR!"
THEN,
THE TURKEY
WALKS QUIETLY AWAY,
AND THEN
'BOOM!'...OUT OF NOWHERE...
ITS HEAD GETS BLOWN
RIGHT OFF!
NOW, HSR THINKS
"OH
THAT
AIN'T RIGHT!
I AIN'T GOBBLING UP
NO TURKEYS THIS YEAR!"
SO,
THE NEXT DAY,
WHICH IS
THE DAY BEFORE
THANKSGIVING,
HSR GETS A
BIG IDEA!
AND HE CALLS HIS MOM
AND SAYS,
"HEY, MOM...DON'T COOK
THE TURKEY AND STUFF
FOR TOMORROW...I'LL
BRING THE FOOD!"
AND SHE ASKS HER SON,
"HSR, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU ARE DOING?"
AND HE SAYS, "YES, MOM...
I HAVE IT ALL
PLANNED OUT!"
SO,
HSR SHOWS UP
ON THANKSGIVING
AND BRINGS IN SOME
REALLY NICE
VEGETABLE
AND FRUIT
PLATTERS!
"HOLLYWOOD," SAYS HIS MOM,
VERY SURPRISED, "I COULDN'T GET
YOU TO EAT
YOUR VEGGIES BEFORE...
AND NOW...
...YOU'VE CHANGED!"
SO,
THEY SIT DOWN AND HAVE
FUN JUST
SAMPLING EVERYTHING!...
AND AFTER
ALL OF THAT,
MOM SAYS,
"I REALLY LIKED THIS TIME
WITH YOU, SON!...
AND I LOVE YOUR PLATTERS...
THEY ARE
TOTALLY HEALTHY!"
SO,
THEY TALK MORE,
THEN,
FINALLY,
HSR GOES HOME...
AND ...WOW!
THAT THANKSGIVING EVENING,
AS HSR IS
ASLEEP AND
DREAMING AGAIN,
THE SAME TURKEY APPEARS!...
AND IT SAYS,
"BETTER KARMA IS COMING
TO YOU BECAUSE YOU
DID YOUR PART, SIR!"
AND HSR'S MOM CALLS
THE NEXT MORNING
AFTER THANKSGIVING
AND
SAYS,
"SON...I REALLY ENJOYED
YOUR COMPANY YESTERDAY...
AND...
MY STOMACH
IS SO CALM
BY NOT HAVING
ALL OF THAT
HEAVY FOOD!
...MAYBE WE TRY IT
AGAIN SOMETIMES, OKAY, SON!"
"OKAY, MOM," SAYS HSR...
AND WITHIN A COUPLE OF SECONDS,
HSR'S PHONE RINGS!...
"IT'S THAT PRETTY WOMAN
DOWN THE STREET
WHO HARDLY NOTICES HIM!
AND SHE SAYS,
"HSR!...I JUST GOT SOME
'GARDEN-FRESH VEGETABLES'...
WANNA TRY SOME?'
AND HSR ASKS,
"DO YOU HAVE THA
SOUR BLUE CHEESE DRESSING?"
AND SHE RESPONDS,
"OF COURSE I DO!"
"THE...I'LL BE RIGHT OVER,"
HE SAYS...
AND NOW,
HSR IS
SO HAPPY!
NOW, A GREAT FORCE
IN THE TURKEY UNIVERSE
SAYS,
"WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
PROTECT THAT HSR,
WITH HIS BUNGLING,
BUT GOOD-HEARTED SELF,
BECAUSE,
IT SEEMS THAT
HE IS ON OUR SIDE!"
...
OKAY...
...NOW THE YEAR
PASSES BY
VERY QUICKLY,
AND IT IS NOW
THANKSGIVING TIME
AGAIN AND
HSR
'POPS UP'
OVER TO
HIS MOM'S HOUSE
AND HIS MOM
OPENS THE DOOR AND
GIVE HSR A HUG AND A KISS,
AND SHE ASKS HIM,
"HI, HANDSOME...
...WHAT'S IN THE
BASKET?"
AND HSR SAYS,
"I HAVE SOME
SURPRISES FOR DINNER
AND I'M GOING TO
START PREPARATIONS
RIGHT NOW!"
"CAN I SIT BACK
AND WATCH," SHE ASKS...
'SURE, MOM,"
HSR SAYS
AND
HE GET STRAIGHT TO
WORK OVER
THE STOVE,
FIRST FIXING A SHRIMP
DISH
AND HIS MOM'S
FAVORITE
VEGETABLE OMLETT...
"WOW!..
...IT LOOKS LIKE
HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!"
AND WITH
THIS DISH
AND SOME
VERY SOFT AND
TASTY STEAK
AND FINISHING WITH
SOME
SESAME-FLAVORED STRING BEANS
AND A GREAT
SALAD
AND SWEET POTATO
..
CASSEROLE.
DINNER IS
'READY TO ROLL!'
"I TELL YOU, SON,
I'M GETTING HUNGRY
JUST WATCHING
...YOU PERFORM!
SO, THEY
TALK AND LAUGH AND EAT
AND LATER,
HIS MOM SAYS,
"DO YOU REMEMBER, WHEN YOU WERE
YOUNGER, AND
I WOULD MAKE A
HOT APPLE OR BLACKBERRY OR CHERRY PIE,
OR ALL THREE,
FOR YOU, AND
I WOULD LET IT 'COOL'
ON THE
WINDOW SILL,
AND AFTER WHILE, I
WOULD ALWAYS SEE A
PIECE MISSING!...BUT...
I NEVER DID
FIND OUT WHO TOOK IT!"
NOW,
HSR CLEARS HIS THROAT
AND
SCRATCHES HIS NECK AND SAYS,
"OMGOSH!...A
FRESH-OUT-THE OVEN
BLACKBERRY PIE!"
NOW,
HE LOOKS CLOSER AND CLOSER,
AND HE HAS A
'MEMORY WARP!'
NOW,
MOM SAYS,
"WELL...INSTEAD OF JUST
STARING AT IT,
...GO ON AND GET A SLICE!"
"YES, MOM...I...
...THINK I WILL!"
May you have many...
...Smiles!
…You can’t take my Route!”
“This Doctor needs to hurry up
so I can go
...buy My Party Dress!”
Life
under the Microscope
can be…
…Yucky!
“I’m glad that I took the
Test before this Movie!”
“I should have started
spraying these
‘Eradication Lasers’
Years ago!”
“My Thanksgiving is
Great Now!”
“These
'Flash/Bang'
Antimicrobials
are
Melting the Enemy!”
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