A Dentist Asks…The Forbidden Question:…"Will The Real Santa Claus…Please...Raise Your Hand?"

So, one day

a Dentist and 

his Patient

were talking,

and the Dentist asks,

"I wonder what

a 'Real and Best' Santa 

would look like?

And

the Patient responds,

"I know some Reporters and we

can ask 

the Public for an answer!...

...That should be 

an interesting 'Fluff Piece' 

for the Station!"

So, the next Day,

some reporters go 

out in the Field:

"Good Afternoon, Everyone!...

I'm from

Washington, D.C....

...This year, we want 

to get to the bottom of it all!..

...We want to see who is the 

'Most Real' and 'the Best' 

Santa Claus!"

"Now, some that we have looked at 

seem to have special talents, like...

the ability to negotiate 

any chimney, whereas others get stuck, 

OMGosh!...

and where others get 

burned!"...

"Santa also needs 

to be able to 

bond well 

with People

and others

and

not have seemingly 

ulterior motives,  however,

the Jury is still out

on the 

Issue of

'Innocent

twerking!"

"Reporting from Pittsburg,

Mr. Claus 

shouldn't be too forward 

with the

Ladies...

...He should be Neutral 

and 

not scare 

the Kids!

And, 

if needed, 

he should have a strong lap, 

if so 

called upon!"...

"Coming at You from

Spokane,

...Now...

...Santa should be 

apolitical and 

not get into 

heated discussions

about 

Protests 

and the workings 

of Government...

It should be a plus for

Santa to be in good physical shape,

with the ability to run 

and lift weights 

and even a little gymnastics

is advantageous!...Oh...

and 

Santa must know how to Run a

World-Accommodating Workshop!"

"Straight from

Los Angeles,

We are noticing that

the ability to 

quickly de-escalate 

any potential situations between Kids 

and between Adults 

will definitely come in handy in these Times!"

...And a 

Sense of Humor

will come in handy!"

"Video Games are 

all the rage and 

a knowledgable Santa,

can discuss the Games

with some authority!"

"And from 

Wonderful Houston,

The knack of 

Walking Softly but 

Carrying a 

'Big Sack' 

will prove helpful!" 

"And as for the 'Customary Attire,'

in some cases,

Some Flexibility

is allowed!"

Now, a Santa should

be a

Positive Role Model

by acting Responsibly

without excessive Behaviors

so that our Future Santas will

be 

Good Citizens!"

"So,

with all of these

factors to consider, let your local

News Department know of

Your selections!...Even if  she 

is a 

Santita Claus!"

This Christmas...

...May you have many...

...Smiles!

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