Hello, there!
My name is
Dentalia Fictionala!...
and I am a...

Tooth Fairy!...
...or at least one of them!
And I have a special job where,
when called upon,
I secretly exchange
a Child's tooth that has
otherwise fallen out,
for something of Real

or Sentimental,
or Cultural, or may be even After Life
value!
I usually am requested
by a complying Parent to bring
Momentos
of one
kind
or
another! And
sometimes I get notes
of Appreciation from
Happy Kids!
But,
Nowadays,
especially in Western Countries,
a number of kids
don't want the
Small Money stuff...
...they go for the
big, bigger,
and
biggest
Options!
But,
those expenses are totally
funded by the
"All Mighty and
Deep-Pocketed"
Parents!
So when a child's tooth falls out
unless I'm
Overloaded with Clients,
...I
sometimes, with Associates,
retrieve a tooth
and replace it with
the requested item(s)!
Some people,
however,
have tried to fool me
with
Garlic!
That is not nice, People!
...And it's bad Karma
to trick the
Tooth Fairy!
There are Karma Fairies
that may try to
"Rebalance The Imbalanced Equation!"
Now, there is room
for all Tooth Fairies...
...with some having
different
features and
attributes
and all,
but,
and I repeat,
we do not take out
any teeth!...
...no matter
how loose teeth are!
...We do not control that process!
And we don't check for any
Dental Health Signs, either!
And,
you can best believe that
there is a
story behind each and every
Lost Baby Tooth!
...Yes!...some kids
have no problem
telling you about it...
...all day!
Now,
I do remind parents
to leave the
tooth near
the edge of the pillow...
so if a child starts
to wake up,
I might have to use
some means,
like Fairy Dust...
for me to remain undetectable!
Now,
I at least go over
all requests for my services,
but when people want me for
things other
than Baby Tooth Stuff,
like this guy
I almost invariably decline!
I have enough business,
so I can't
fool around,
except on vacations!
Then,
I hang out with my
BFF (Best Fairy Forever)!...
Or, I just enjoy
all of the
Natural Things
in Nature!
I do have a Sister that
covers many parts of
Southern Europe,
and
another one that
frequents
the North and South Pole Areas!
And there's even one that
operates during
Halloween-Time Tooth Loss!
And...for sure...during the Daylight
I need to get my
Beauty Rest!
...I need to stay on top
of My Game!...
because
"A Tooth Fairy's Job
Is Never Done!"...
So, now,
if you'll please excuse me...

I'm off to Work!...
May you have many...
...I'm sort of like a Tooth Fairy,
but,
I deal in Love...
So I guess that I'm a
Love Fairy!
And my job is
harder than many
people think!
Because some people want love,
where they really don't
stand a chance of getting it!
And others want Love from someone else,
when all they really need
is for them to start
Loving themselves!

So,
when I initiate the "Start Of Love Sequences,"

I need to see the right justifications,
because
on the Coin,
is on the other!...
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