Friday, August 29, 2025

Dr. Hollywood Smiles Report Wants To Travel The Seas In A Submarine!...Is He...Coo-Coo Or Somethin'?"




DR. REPORT, AFTER YEARS OF


SWIMMING HERE AND THERE,

HE FINALLY

DECIDES TO STUDY

THE DEEP SEAS,

JUST LIKE HIS


HIS GREAT GRANDPA,

WHO HAD

THREE DOCTORATE DEGREES

AS AN

EXPLORATORY OCEANOGRAPHER.

...

BUT,

HIS DREAM IS
 
TO GO EVEN DEEPER...

ALL THE WAY TO

THE BOTTOM

OF THE UNKNOWN

SEAS!...



AND HE SORT OF SMILES AT 

THE OLD DIVING SUITS...


AND EVEN THE LATEST ONES 

ARE FUNNY-LOOKING TOO!...


BUT HSR 

HAS A DEPTH-CONQUERING 

SUIT IN MIND...

FOR BATTLING 

EVEN 

THE MOST 

FEARSOME

OF SEA OGRES!...

...

SO, THIS DAY, 

HE GETS TO DO 

A SOLO VENTURE 

NEAR THE ATLANTIC'S 

"MARIANA'S TRENCH"...

WHERE THE SEA 

IS THE DEEPEST, AND,

NEW OCEAN LIFE IS 

SO ABUNDANT!...



AND,

SO IS 

THE FAST MOVING, 

MINERAL-RICH, 

SEA-FLOOR VOLCANO'S 

HOT ,


LAVA!...



NOW, 

HE'S IN HIS 

ONE-PERSON 

HIGH-PRESSURE-TOLERANT 

SMALL SUB...

AND HE 

DETACHES FROM THE MOTHERSHIP...


AND HE SAYS "SEE YA!" 

TO THE 

AIRY ATMOSPHERE ABOVE...


...FOR A WHILE!...

AND 

HE SLOWLY MAKES HIS WAY...


WHILE CHECKING AND RECHECKING 

HIS CONTROLS AND 

CALIBRATED INSTRUMENTS...

AND, HEY...


AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT!...

THERE'S STUFF

TO


SEE!


OMG!...

SO NOW,

THE DENTIST IS 

JUST WHISTLING AND 


SAILING ALONG...

"OMG!...


SHUCKS!

A SURPRISED HSR

SHIFTS IN HIS SEAT!

"HEY!" HE SAYS,

"THAT ONE'S 


CUTE!"

"WAIT...WTF!..." SAYS HSR!


WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!


SHARP-TOOTHED

SHARK IS


BITING MY PROPANE TANK!

OH NO!... 

NOW

IT'S LEAKING!



CRAP!...

AND WHAT'S THIS!

A GIGANTIC, SPARKING

ELECTRIC EEL!...


HEADED THIS WAY!

NOOOOOO!...

PROPANE AND SPARKS 

DON'T MIX!...



SO, HSR

QUICKLY RELEASES

THAT 

LEAKING TANK!



"I CAN FEEL A 

SPARK 

ABOUT TO COME!

OH NO!


THAT TANK'S 

GONNA BLOW!"...


BOOOOOM!


THE BLAST FORCE 

PUNCHES HIM DOWNWARD...

BUT

LUCKILY,

NOT INTO THE ROCKS!...

...

SO, WITH HIS SUB

STILL OPERATIONAL,

HE CHECKS THE TERRAIN...



"I'LL HIDE IT OUT

FOR A WHILE IN THIS CAVE!...


THERE!"...

AND 

AFTER A BIT, 

THE NOISES AND 

RUMBLINGS DIE DOWN...



NOW,

IT'S TOTALLY QUIET

IN HERE...


NOT WANTING TO 

TURN HIS 

LIGHTS ON JUST YET...

TO CHECK THE CONTROL PANEL..

HE WAITS

A MINUTE OR TWO...

TO MAKE SURE 

THAT HE IS 

THE ONLY THING DOWN HERE!...




"IT SEEMS SAFE..FOR NOW!...

BUT...

I'LL WAIT A LITTLE LONGER"...

AND THEN,

HE STARTS 

TO GET A LITTLE DROWZY

THEN

HE DOZES OFF...

...

WHOA!

A DREAM SHOWS UP!

...

WOW!...

THESE FISH ARE

OBEYING 


HIS COMMAND!


"WHAT VIBRANT


COLORS!" HE DREAMS...


"I'M REMINDED OF MY VISIT

TO


SEA WORLD!"




THEN,

THIS 

SEA OGRE SAYS TO HSR,

"OH, SAILOR OF THE 

DEEP BLUE SEA!...


YOU ARE ON A MISSION

TO STABILIZE 

THE OCEAN'S CURRENTS!...

IT 

MUST BE COMPLETED!...

I NEED NOT REVEAL

WHAT YOU ARE TO DO YET...


BUT JUST 

REALIZE THAT 

IT IS 

EARTH-SAVING...

OH...

AND 

ONE MORE THING...

YOU NEED TO


WAKE UP...

NOW!"




"YES...

WAKE UP, SAILOR!

IT'S 

TIME TO LEAVE

YOUR SPOT!" 

SAYS THIS 


CHARACTER!"



THEN... 

THIS DREAM CREATURE, 


SEEMS TO CRAWL TOWARD HSR!"


WHICH, 

FOR SURE...

MAKES HSR OPEN HIS EYES...



...AND 

LOOKING AROUND...

...IT'S STILL NOISELESS 

AND MOTIONLESS...

AND


IT'S STILL


PITCH BLACK...

BUT THEN, 

AN ALMOST 

IMPERCEPTIBLE FORCE

DISTURBANCE 

IN THE MATRIX WEB

IS FELT BY HIM...

AND HE 

DECIDES TO LOOK 

IN BACK

ONE MORE TIME!

AND 

IT'S GOOD THAT HE DID...

BECAUSE, 

NOW...

HE SEES

THE EYES OF

SOMETHING

THAT COULD BE THIS...


OR THIS...


OR EVEN THIS!...


WHICH MAKES HSR

"STEP ON THE GAS!...

AND SHOOT 

OUT OF THERE 

LIGHTNING QUICK!...

...LIKE THIS...


BUT 

ONLY UNDERWATER!

AND 

THE NEXT THING 

WE SEE IS 

DR. REPORT

"BURNING BUBBLES!"

AS HE 

IS NOW 



"GONE...

WITH THE WATER!"

...

SO NOW

THAT HE IS FREE

FROM THAT DANGER

BACK THERE,

HE STARTS TO ENJOY

LOOKING AT SOME

OF THE SEA



LIFE



AGAIN!

"DON'T LET

THIS THING...



GET ANY CLOSER!"

HSR SCREAMS...




SO, AFTER GETTING AWAY

FROM THAT THING,

AND SAILING

A LITTLE WHILE LONGER,

HE FINDS OUT THAT

HIS GPS

IS DOWN!




"SO,

WHERE AM I,"

HSR ASKS

HISSELF,


"AND...

WHAT'S THIS!...



...DID SOME ANCIENT CIVILIZATION

MAKE THIS?...

OR SOME ALIENS?...

AND DID THOSE ALIENS

LIVE UNDER



THIS



WATER?"



NOW,

HE PULLS UP

TO THE SURFACE...

"WOW!...

...LAND!" HE SAYS

AS HE JUMPS FOR JOY!


SO,

AS HE PARKS HIS



CRAFT,

AND WALKS TO THE SHORE,

HE SEES


SOME SEALS


AND A NATURAL BREAKWATER,

AND A BEAUTIFUL

SUNSET COMING!


AND A RELIEVED AND THANKFUL DENTIST PRAYS,

"I'M THANKFUL FOR


MAKING IT THIS FAR!"









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