How Does Your Smile Look…Naked?

I’M SO PROUD OF THE HSR—JUST LOOK AT IT STANDING THERE ALL HANDSOME AND STUFF, RAMROD STRAIGHT POSTURE, IMMACULATELY TAILORED, AND BASKING AND SOAKING IN A LOUD, TEN MINUTE STANDING OVATION,

AFTER GLORIOUSLY AND RUTHLESSLY CONDUCTING AN IMPRESSIVE COMMAND PERFORMANCE FROM THE BIGGEST AND MOST WIDELY-ACCLAIMED WEST COAST SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA,

ACCOMPANIED BY EUROPE’S MOST POPULAR AND ECCENTRIC PRIMA DONNA,

WHO SANG MULTIPLE OCTAVE NOTES SO PERFECTLY, AS IF THEY WERE TRUMPETED BY THE HEAVENLY VOCALIZED ANGELS THEMSELVES, but I must exit stage left immediately, because I have to catch a "shadow"flight to a secret island off of Bermuda

that no one is supposed to talk about, and which is not even registered on any GPS system (not even Bill Gates or Sir Richard Branson know about this one!), which means that your “I just want to rush back home and get back to my Netflix” smile, will have to carry all of her hundreds of beautiful, post-performance, long-stem red roses

out to the Rolls by yourself! Ouch...those thorns!

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“Don’t clap…just throw money!” 

Yes!

Let’s see it!

Take it all off!...

Rouf, rouf!…

…Hey! No Heckling from you degenerates in the peanut gallery!

…It’s fine now, my little one…don’t be ashamed…it’s only you…and this session is private!

If you are missing some teeth, get a good, close look in the mirror.

Take out those partials, or full dentures, or anything that’s removable if you have them.

Now take inventory, and account for the dental blessings that you do possess!

At least you have jaws!

Did you know that millions of people over the world over are missing one or more teeth...

because of a multitude of reasons, including getting into auto, bicycle, and other accidents, or engaging in risky behaviors, also, chronically consuming nutritionally-deficient diets, complications from toxic environmental exposures, congenital problems while developing the mouth as a fetus, and a lack of adequate implements to perform daily care of the teeth, among other things.

Now, we come to the conclusive question: are you really where you want to be dentally?

If a person regularly uses any removable replacements, then there is a chance that the denture can be lost or broken. Or stolen by an underhanded competitor!

Are you about to meet some people, and you mistakenly broke your upper front teeth partial? Believe me… that would be the ultimate terror…in social situations where now people can peek into your incomplete “unclothed mouth!”

Because of this potential for loss, many people opt for permanent replacements like implants

and bridges to replace teeth that are missing, just so they won’t have to worry about losing anything.

And that way, when you orally “take it all off,” and “let the drapes open up so the sun can shine in,” there will be nothing visibly missing anyway, and the cupboard won’t be bare, and people can jealously stare…all they want at your beautiful, healthy, and potentiating…full and naked smile!

Hey, sneak us a little peek, won’t ya!

Ahh, yes!

May you have many… my friends don’t believe me, but I happen to like engaging in and tending to my garden and watering and pulling weeds and stuff to groom it…I heard a cool saying today: life is not about finding yourself, life is about creating yourself!...ahh, the depths, widths, and the heights achievable through relaxive meditation…smiles!

The Many Winge Smiles Of President Barack Obama!...

HSR, EVER SINCE HE WAS A BABY BOY, HE DREAMED...

OF BECOMING AN ASTRONAUT, SO AT 26 YEARS OF AGE, HE IS FINALLY CLEARED TO SERVE AS A PILOT ON HIS OWN SPACE SHIP AS PART OF THE UNITED STATES OF THE MILKY WAY, AND HE IS TASKED WITH CLOSELY OBSERVING UNUSUAL STARS, PLANETS, AND OTHER SPECIAL OBJECTS DETECTED BY THE NEW RONALD MCNAIR INTERGRAVITATIONAL LENS PROJECT, 

WHICH CAPTURES GRAVITONS FROM EXTREMELY DISTANT OBJECTS AND FOCUSES THEM TO YIELD THEIR DISTINCT ENERGY PATTERNS, SO NOW, HE WALKS TO THE LAUNCH PAD...

AND IS READY TO TAKE OFF ON THIS SOLO MISSION...5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

BLAST OFF!...

AND WITH THE PROPER TRAJECTORY, HSR PENETRATES THE CLOUD COVER...

AND IS WELL ON HIS WAY TO STARTING HIS DEEP SPACE JOURNEY...

AND AFTER REACHING THE PROPER ALTITUDE, HSR AND HIS SPACE SHIP SEPARATE FROM THE BOOSTER ROCKETS, AND HE'S READY TO GO!...

NOW, THIS SPACE JET IS NO REGULAR NONLINEAR-TRANSVERSING VEHICLE...

IT USES AN "INSTANTANEOUS TIME DRIVE," WHICH ACTUALLY TRAVELS FASTER THAN TIME ITSELF, YET ALLOWS HIS SHIP TO NOT CRASH INTO PLANETS AND ASTEROIDS AND THE LIKE...

SO HE RADIOS TO EARTH, "I'M ABOUT TO TRANSVERSE TO MY FIRST LOCATION, THE ZANDIAN LOCAL GROUP,"...

"ROGER, HSR, GOOD LUCK AND GOD -SPEED," SAYS THE MAN AT CONTROL CENTER...

"WE'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK WITH THE DATA, DO YOU COPY?" THE MAN CONTINUES...

"ROGER, COMMAND, I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I GET BACK!," SAYS HSR AS HE SIGNS OFF AND ENGAGES HIS TIME DRIVE...WHOA!

,

AND, OF COURSE, AT NO TIME AT ALL, HE'S STRATEGICALLY LOCATED JUST OUTSIDE THE ZANDIAN LOCAL GROUP...

WHICH IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT TO BEHOLD! SMILING WITH AWE...

AND FOCUSING HIS STELLAR CAMERA, HE GETS A FIRST-EVER-FOR-HUMANS GLANCE AT A GASEOUS OSCILLATING INTEMAR GIANT...

AND HE VISIONS AND RECORDS THE CONTINUOUS TECTONIC ACTIVITY ON ONE OF ITS MOONS!...

THE SCIENTIFIC THEORISTS WILL CERTAINLY HAVE FUN TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE SEEMINGLY PERPETUAL MOTION HERE!...

OMG! A GIGANTIC ANTI-MATTER CLOUD IS COLLIDING WITH A DARK MATTER CLOUD!...AND, OF COURSE, ACCORDING TO NUCLEAR SCIENTISTS...THE ATOMS, MOLECULES AND FAST-MOVING CHUNKS VIOLENTLY POP AND ANNIHILATE EACH OTHER!...

IN A MORE SPECTACULAR AND MORE MASSIVE WAY THAN OUR OWN 4TH OF JULY!...

"TIME TO TEST OUT THE TIME DRIVE AGAIN," SALIVATES HSR AS HE GETS ANOTHER CHANCE TO PRESS THE BUTTONS ON HIS NEW TOY ONCE MORE!...

AND HERE HE GOES!

HSR NOW REMEMBERS A FRIEND THAT GOT CAUGHT UP IN A  CONTINUOUS SPACIAL LOOP, TRYING TO GET CLOSER TO LAND HIS SHIP...

BUT NEVER REACHED THERE...SO HE HAD TO LAND SOMEWHERE ELSE!...

NOW HE REACHES HIS NEXT DESTINATION...THE WINGE FURY NEBULA...

"DANG!...THE FOLKS BACK HOME HAVE TO SEE THIS! WE CAN'T EVEN SEE THIS OUT-OF-RANGE STELLAR SYSTEM, EVEN WITH OUR MOST POWERFUL SCOPES!"

"THE THEORETICAL PHYSICIST ANTON VON WINGE BET HIS CAREER THAT THIS FORCE WOULD BE HERE...AND, WOW, HERE IT IS!," SAYS A SURPRISED HSR...

MAYBE HE'LL GET A NOBEL PRIZE!

GEE WILIKERS! THE FIRST THING HSR SEES IS THE ACTIVELY DECAYING REMNANTS OF A ONCE-HEALTHY EXOPLANET, WHERE THERE IS AN OUT-OF-CONTROL AND SWARMING INFECTION OF MINI BLACK HOLE MARBLES THAT ARE "GOING VIRAL" AND "EATING AWAY" ,

AT WHOLE HEAVENLY BODIES! AND KILLING OFF MILLIONS OF PROTOEARTHS!

BUT, THANKFULLY, IT WILL TAKE TRILLIONS OF YEARS FOR THESE BAD BOYS TO REACH THE MILKY WAY!...

DANG! WHAT'S THIS! A RESTLESS NEUTRON MEGABODY?...IT MUST BE AT LEAST 10 MILLION SOLAR MASSES!

WHICH, ACCORDING TO PREDICTIONS WILL COLLAPSE AT A GREAT PRESSURE AND BECOME EVEN WORSE THAN A BLACK HOLE...THE YET-TO-BE-SEEN HEAVEN POINT!

"OH, NO,"THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME MACRO-TRANSITIONAL FORCES TAKING PLACE RIGHT NOW!...

"THIS NEUTRON MEGAOBJECT IS PROBABLY ABOUT TO COLLAPSE PAST A BLACK HOLE!...RIGHT NOW!"...

"THANK GOODNESS I'M RECORDING ALL OF THIS!" EXPLAINS HSR...

"YIKES!..IT'S GROWING EVEN MORE UNPREDICTABLE AND ENERGETIC!...

WHAT'S THIS?...COMING IN AT A MILLION MILES A SECOND FROM THE SIDE...AND ABOUT TO SLAM INTO THE UNSTABLE NEUTRON HYPERGIANT IS A...

 

A FERMI-CYRIL VAPORIZATION VORTEX....

HSR NOW FEELS THE SHIP BEING SUCKED INTO THE EMERGING MULTI-GALACTIC SUPER CATACLYSM...

AND LOOKING INTO THE REARVIEW MIRROR SYSTEM...

HSR EXCLAIMS, "I'M BEING SUCKED IN FASTER THAN THE STARS!...

NOW I MUST USE THE TIME DRIVE IMMEDIATELY!...

BUT, AFTER PUSHING THAT DRIVE BUTTON ONCE...TWICE... CRAP!!...IT'S NOT WORKING!...

I'LL HAVE TO USE THIS NEW UNTESTED BACK UP DRIVE...THE "GHOST DRIVE" NOW...

I JUST HOPE IT WORKS!

HSR PULLS THE LEVER TO ENGAGE THE GHOST DRIVE...

AND HE PLEADS, "GET ME OUT OF HERE!

"BUT, OMG!... WHERE WILL  I END UP?"...well, gosh...I'm just glued to my seat enjoying the suspense and all...and I bet that you would like to do a little space travel yourself, if certain guarantees are made...but there aren't any safety guarantees out there buddy...so let's keep this a vicarious experience, oh yes, and your "I like the way that Mother Nature allows our minds to be like trees, so we can grow and expand and reach for the stars as much as we can!" smile, is just arcing and white and giving the bright Milky Way some stiff luminous competition!

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"What's very important to you right now, is only very important to you...right now!"

Our beautiful First Family, and the President himself, 

the likes of which we have never seen before in the vaulted and valued White House, 

all have world-class dentitions and smiles that make any smile-centered, patriotic American dentally-grateful. 

They are our leading governmental family, and the President has had to make some tough and controversial policy decisions, in his search to find debated, common political ground, 

but all of the First Family members have performed their roles with respect and admirable class and grace!

President Obama is a very affable person and is quick to see the humor 

in things!

He undoubtedly is the most photographed President to date, and many of his documented smiles show him experiencing the "most intense smile possible," the Winge Smile, which is basically a Duchenne Smile with an important addition...

...the closed eyes.

This short-lived, singular, pinnacle of the highest elatedness possible, also demonstrates a total muscular and emotional commitment and vulnerability like no other facial expression.

President Obama has been documented elating with the Winge Smile more that any other American President in history.

And here are some examples of our very handsome Leader engaging in the biggest and happiest smile known to Science:

The happiest place on Earth is not Disneyland, it's on the faces of each and every one of us...when we giggle and laugh in the most unrestrained way possible!...

Aah, yes...put this one under "a warm and fuzzy gift from a Republican?"

 

This following one might go in the "Politics is so sweet...especially if you're on top!" category!

Here, the President might be responding to the Congress just now passing some of his much-needed legislation, and that the Camp David Golf Course is finally back open after upgrades!

This one's a "throw caution to the wind" laugh!

Here, the President's smile includes more Procerus, Nasalis, and Corrigator Supercilli muscle action to squint the nasal skin areas between the eyes and eyebrows. And, I'll bet that his bite strength almost approximates that of a moderate-sized T-Rex!

"Joe Biden...that was a great joke!"

This "ultimate belly laugh," maybe upon learning that he has just won a second term!

I'll tell ya, when ya got it, flaunt it, you handsome guy!

The smile's minimum to maximum action explained through video:

See how President Barack Obama has single-handedly influenced the American Aesthetic Dentistry Industry in a major way.

May you have many...speaking out space travel, if a traveler can't just walk outside of their structure and live like on Earth, then the slightest mistake can be fatal!...you might be surprised what you might find looking at least 15 degrees above the horizon!...if it weren't for art, Mankind may be just a pack of heathens!...smiles!

The Mirror Can Be A Smile’s...BFF…Or… It Can Be A…! Part 2.

Wow! You guys have the fullest bags of treats!...

And you're having the most fun, acting out fantasies that would otherwise not materialize, and that's okay, because you, readers, are going to dress up too, and your "I'm glad that there are nice bright lights replacing the total darkness" smiles are just giggling like an anticipating kid getting ready to experience the furthering of the preface first found in the post, "The Mirror Can Be A Smile’s...BFF…Or… It Can Be A….! Part 1," and we pick up where HSR IS TRYING TO FIND A GIFT FOR A FRIEND WHO IS THROWING A JAMMIN' ANNUAL HALLOWEEN PARTY, AND HSR IS JUST A-WHISTLING AND A-DRIVING ALONG...

BUT HSR STILL HAS AN EERY AND STRANGE FEELING ABOUT THINGS, AND HE'S GOING TO A STORE ON A SIDE OF TOWN WHERE HE'S NEVER BEEN BEFORE, AND IT'S DARK OUTSIDE ALREADY, SO HE FINALLY GETS THERE, AND THE STORE IS JUST ABOUT TO CLOSE, BUT THE OWNER SAYS THAT HE CAN STILL COME ON IN AND TAKE A QUICK LOOK AROUND, AND HSR SEES...

A GOODIE BASKET!...WHICH MIGHT BE OKAY...

AND... HE JUMPS!...WHEN HE SEES...

SOME SCARY EYEBALLS AND GLASSES, HOWEVER, HE DOES LIKE A...

JAR WITH LIGHTS, AND HSR CALLS OUT,  "SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS LIGHT JAR?" AND THE OWNER SAYS, "OH, THAT THERE'S FOR FREE!...YOU CAN TAKE IT!...OH YES, AND THE LIGHTS NEVER GO OFF...ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?...HEY, SONNY, I'M GOING IN THE BACK YARD FOR A MINUTE"...

AND THEN HSR HEARS THE SCREEN DOOR SHUT...

AND RIGHT AFTER THAT, THE HSR HEARS THE SOUND OF TWO DIFFERENT CHAIRS SLIDING ON THE FLOOR FOR JUST A SECOND...

AND HE LOOKS AROUND, BUT DOESN'T SEE ANYTHING THAT COULD CAUSE THAT COMMOTION, SO HE THINKS TO HIMSELF, "WELL, THE OWNER DID SAY THAT THIS JAR IS FREE...

AND WITH THESE CREEPY SOUNDS...I'M OUTTA HERE!"

BUT WHEN THE HSR TRIES TO LEAVE, THE DOOR DOESN'T BUDGE...

 SO HE SHAKES THE DOOR HARDER, BUT NO GO!...

THEN, HSR CALLS OUT FOR HELP!...

TO SOME PEOPLE WHO JUST HAPPEN TO BE WALKING BY..."HEY THERE, PLEASE HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE!," HE SCREAMS...

...AND THE PEOPLE,  NOW FRIGHTENED, WALK FASTER TO GET AWAY..

PROBABLY THINKING, "IT'S A TRAP!"...

SO, SINCE HE CAN'T LEAVE NOW, HSR IS ABOUT TO LOSE IT!...

AND LOOKING AT THE SIGN ON THE FRONT DOOR THAT SHOWS OUTWARD, HE SEES THE WRITING "CLOSED...FOREVER!," AND THE HSR SWEARS THAT IT SAID "OPEN" WHEN HE CAME IN...

SO NOW, FEELING LIKE AN EIGHT ON THE FRIGHT SCALE, HE CAUTIOUSLY TURNS AROUND TO LOOK IN THE STORE, AND HE WALKS UP TO THIS MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHICH DOESN'T SHOW A REFLECTION...IT JUST SHOWS

CLOUDS AND SMOKE CHANGING SHAPES...INTO THINGS, AND THEN BACK INTO CLOUDS...

SO A CURIOUS HSR STEPS CLOSER TO THE MIRROR...

AND HE REACHES OUT A FINGER TO TOUCH THE MIRROR...

BUT A VOICE CALLS OUT TO HIM AND SAYS, "I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT IF I WERE YOU!"...

AND HSR LOOKS AROUND, BUT NO ONE IS THERE!...NOW, HE STARTS TO GET HOT UNDER THE COLLAR AND SWEAT A LITTLE MORE...

"WHERE DID THAT VOICE COME FROM?," THINKS THE HSR,  AND HE SEES ANOTHER MIRROR...AND WALKS OVER TO IT...

BUT IT DOESN'T GIVE A REFLECTION BACK!...WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!...

AND WALKING OVER TO ANOTHER REFLECTIVE GLASS, HE LOOKS AT IT...

BUT IT ONLY GIVES A FAINT FUZZY PICTURE BACK...BUT HSR HEARS WORDS FROM IT THAT  SAY, "BEWARE OF THE OUTSIDE"...

SO HSR LOOKS OUT OF ONE WINDOW, AND SEES...

AND OUT OF ANOTHER WINDOW, HE WITNESSES...

WHICH ONLY MEANS HALLOWEEN'S IN FULL SWING!...

AND HE REALLY STRETCHES TO LOOK OUT OF A THIRD WINDOW PORTAL AND SEES...

"OH, NO! I ONLY CAME HERE TO BUY A GIFT!...

AND NOW I'M IN A BAD DREAM!," EXCLAIMS HSR...

"OH, SHUT UP AND STOP YOUR WHINING!," SAYS ANOTHER MIRROR!...

IT CONTINUES, "ALL RIGHT, IF YOU'D LIKE, JUST GO AND SEE MY COUSIN!"

AND SENSING SOMETHING, HSR TURNS AROUND...AND WHOA!...HIS COUSIN?!

"NO ONE'S GOING TO BELIEVE ANY OF THIS...IF I GET OUT OF HERE!"...

"YOUNG MAN...CALM DOWN!...I NEED YOU TO DECIDE YOUR FATE", SAYS A PERSON THAT HSR JUST NOW SEES OFF TO THE SIDE...

"EITHER YOU ENTER INTO THE "MIRROR OF DESIRE" HERE...AND GET JUST WHAT YOU ASK FOR...WITH ONE CATCH, OF COURSE...

..."OR ENTER INTO THE "MIRROR OF THE LOST" OVER THERE...

...AND FIND MY DAUGHTER...

..."LOCATE HER, AND BRING HER BACK TO ME!...YOU WILL BE COMPENSATED VERY HANDSOMELY...IF...YOU MAKE IT BACK!...

"WELL SIR," HSR REQUESTS, "WHAT IS HER NAME?"

"MY NAME IS SIR RALPHIE  RALEIGH, KING OF GRINATION...AND SHE IS MY DAUGHTER, MORGANITY.

"BUT YOU MUST MAKE HASTE,  SIR...CHOOSE A MIRROR WITHIN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS..." THE MAN WARNS...

"OR ELSE WHAT," ASKS HSR...

"OR ELSE CLAWLITA, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT WINDOW...WILL COME IN HERE...

AND MAKE YOU ALL HERS!"

HSR THEN TAKES A BIG GULP, AND SAYS, "I WOULD LIKE TO GET MY WISH...BUT I DON'T LIKE THE CREEPINESS OF THAT ONE CATCH YOU JUST MENTIONED...

"SO...MMM...OMG!...SHUCKS!...

"AND I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ENDANGERED PLAY TOY OF CLAWLITA!

"DANG!...!...

"I'LL TRY TO SAVE YOUR DAUGHTER MORGANITY!," FINALLY CHOOSES HSR...

NOW, HSR PACES OVER TO STAND IN FRONT OF THE "MIRROR OF THE LOST"...

KING RALPHIE THEN ASKS, "BY THE WAY SIR, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"...

"HSR" SAYS HSR...

"WELL, WHAT DOES THE "R" STAND FOR," ASKS THE KING OF GRINATION...

"REPORT...MY NAME IS "HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT," TEACHES HSR... 

"YOU MUST BE A JOURNALIST!," THE KING SURMISES...

"NO, KING, SIR...I AM JUST A SIMPLE ADVENTURER," RESPONDS HSR...

"WELL, THEN, I PROMISE THAT YOU'LL HAVE THE ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!"... 

"PLEASE, TAKE YOUR PLACE IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR," COMMANDS THE KING...

WHILE WALKING OVER TO THE "MIRROR OF THE LOST," HSR THINKS ABOUT THE PARTY HE'S MISSING, THEN CLAWLITA, THEN WHAT HIS WISH MIGHT BE IN THE "MIRROR OF DESIRE," THEN HE HEARS A WINDOW BREAK!...

IT'S CLAWLITA!...COMING FOR HIM!...

EEEK! OH, MAN!...

HSR NOW RUNS OVER TO THE "MIRROR OF THE LOST"

AND ESCAPES INTO THE GLASS...

BUT CLAWLITA FOLLOWS HIM IN!...WHAT THE HECK!...

HSR NOW BECOMES EXTREMELY DISORIENTED...LIGHTS FLASH!...SOUNDS BLARE!...

AND HE SEES A SIGHT THAT HE LIKES TO STARE AT, BECAUSE IT MIGHT GIVE HIM SOME ANSWERS...

THEN THINGS BECOME DEAFENINGLY SILENT, WITH STRANGE LIGHTS ALL AROUND!...

"I FEEL LIKE CALLING OUT TO SEE IF MORGANITY IS AROUND, BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME TO WAIT,!" CONTEMPLATES HSR, AS HE PERCEIVES THE WONDERS OF THIS NEW SURROUNDING PARADIGM...

SO, HE LOOKS IN FRONT AND IN BACK...AND..."YIKES! WHAT IN THE WORLD?!..."

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"Be scared of what you perceive...or...don't be scared...the choice is up to you!"















One of Man's most significant and enduring inventions, and one that directly effects self identities and personal pursuits...is...taa-daa...the mirror!

Even since the old days...when mirrors were first constructed...

...people paid attention, and "followed the mirror!"

Mirrors play a powerful part in the growth, development, and the evolving self-surface of all of us.

"What you see is what you are" is true in many cases.

And the question "Does your image comply with established social norms?" makes many people uneasy, and, in some cases, may cause a conflict...

 ...with their own inner workings.

But do mirrors have more powers than we casually think?

We recognize our faces in the mirror...of course...and hopefully, we love ourselves...

But, is there such a thing as a "Mirror Image Universe," and what and/or who inhabits it?

Do mirrors keep track of us on their own insides?

And do very old mirrors...

...have many stories and powers inside of them?

Are we strong-hearted enough to stand the truths and images that we "think" may pour out from them?

And more importantly, are there activities and goings-on within mirrors when those mirrors have "down time," when they aren't engaged with and showing a person his or her mirror image?

Are there families, homes, and communities in these theoretical, un-seeable worlds?...

And is there something and/or someone lurking behind the glass that we should know and be warned about?

...Or are our imaginations "just running wild" about this very controversial and debatable place?

And would you dare to behold and gaze into, and possibly be unknowingly and irreversibly influenced by a historic, centuries-old, "concentrated" mirror that still "hotly" harbors its many owners' secret thoughts, opinions, rivalries, and their "implanted psychological stains" from royal family squabbles and conspiracies, and even the contorted facial looks captured by the mirror during the rise and fall of their many great kingdoms?...

...and which may have numerous and disperate sets of deep-seated spirits inextricably entwined?

Would you like to have a seat in front of this "portal to your own inner and outer self?"

...and discover all of the mysteries, truths, lies, and ramifications behind your own conscious and subconscious facades?...Yes, have a seat...surely you can't be fooled by this guy...

...or this woman...

...because all smiles mean well, right?


May you have many...don't look at me for your answers, I've got my own quizzes to take!...make it so your teeth can bite hard, but don't do it very often...do ghosts eat?...smiles!