Thanks For My Bangin’ New Smile, Dentist Man!…Now Girls Are Calling Me Left and Right! Part 1.

LOST DEEP UNDERGROUND IN THE FAINTLY CANDLE LIT, COBWEB-FILLED, OLD-STAINED-CONCRETE-AND-USED-RUSTY-CHAINS BOWELS OF A GARGOYLE-AND-STATUE-FILLED, GIGANTIC, 11^TH CENTURY ENGLISH CASTLE DUNGEON, COMPLETE WITH A CIRCUMFRENTIAL, HUNGRY-ALLIGATOR-FILLED MOAT, A DRAW BRIDGE, MYRIAD FAIR MAIDENS SCAMPERING HERE AND THERE, AND MANY VALIANT KNIGHTS IN SHINING ARMOR ATOP THE BEST HORSES, THE HSR LOOKS INTO AN OLD MEDIEVAL FORBIDDEN MIRROR THAT’S PARTIALLY BROKEN, UNEVENLY-CRACKED AND FUNKILY-FADED FROM NUMEROUS SPIRITS AND SOULS CONSTANTLY FLEETING IN AND OUT OF IT, BUT WHICH IS STILL AT FULL MAGICAL STRENGTH, AND HE SOMEWHAT COVERS HIS EYES, SO AS NOT TO TOTALLY WITNESS THE SCARY IMAGES THAT WOULD MAKE ORDINARY PEOPLE REPEATEDLY YELL BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAMS, however, he is barely pulled back from this daydreaming fantasy realm, by a wet-nosed four year-old-patient pulling on his doctor’s coat telling him that she just wants some more sugarless gum for your “I’m going to sit down right here and thoroughly enjoy this super tall delicious sandwich that I constructed this morning (almost needed a crane!)” smile!

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“While some say that even fire cannot destroy enamel, it is your “makes me melt” smile that will never perish from my memories!”

No kidding, man!

I spent a fortune on this grill!...

…In time and in money!...

…And what do I have to show for it?...

…I can show THIS!...

Yes!...My own personal Babe Magnet!

Let me tell you what just happened at work today…

Reebee, who’s really way up there on the hotness scale, sashayed over in front of my desk, coyly dropped her dainty hanky, which slowly and dreamily floated down to the carpet…

Oscar-worthy acting surprised...she exhaled, "Oh, my!!"...

…She then proceeded to provocatively pick up the soft doily, using a physically elegant swooping sequence that would make any man suddenly stop in his tracks and stare with intent.

Before twisting a walk away, she inhales deeply and purrs out, ”I know that smile is just one of your many good things, you Tiger!

The guys in the cubicles next to me saw it all, and lost grip of their phones, bit their teeth into unbelieving smiles, and almost fell out of their seats!

What is this!...

She never paid attention to me before like this…especially when I was wearing those gol-dern braces!

And check this out…

I was in line at StarBucks during my break, and this sweet young thing, fakes a bump into me, throws me a wink, and smiles at me with her icicle-white teeth, cooing  “Oh, my, are you a dentist?”...

...Man, I ain’t lyin’!

Other people around me also notice that my smile now has major zap to it, and freely give me council on how to use it to get a much bigger slice of the “Pie of Life!”

Check out some of these recommendations I took in!:

…My momma told me that to keep my smile nice, all I have to do is brush a lot…and mind my own business!...

…Oh, and my stylist also recommended that I should start wearing a part in my slicked-back hair, just off center…

…and one of my hanging out buddies said I should slow my stride to a cool mph…

…Janet, my hygienist, told me to give a little-bit-sly smile like I know a big secret…

…Rollo, the neighbor around the corner, implored me to add an imperceptible bounce to my stroll…

…Neesha, my barber, said I should slightly lift one side of my upper lip, show a small sneer of my "stare-worthy brights,” and accompany these with a nod of the head, when folk step to me wrong…

… and the Man Upstairs revealed to me that there are no truer and more transparent smiles than the ones that are made for Faith, Hope, and Love!...

So, like, I’m giving off a whole different life-style-changing vibe, thanks to my fresh and friendly Dentist Man!

Cause now, whenever I’m dressed to the nines, with fancy designer clothes to augment my “Solar Flares” smile, l feel more than… “GQ-ian”… and more than a metrosexual…hey….I know…a “dentrosexual,” no?

I’ll share with you a couple more real experiences…soon!

May you have many…when I learned how to turn my creative juices faucet on, a lot came out. Then, when I tried to turn it off, the faucet burst and broke, and creativity has been flooding out from me nonstop ever since!...it has been prophesied that when that brilliant young mathematician professor finally works out on the large blackboard, the final calculus equation of all of life, I hear that the universe will sit up and take notice, and it will make us all “kaleidoscope” into new and fascinating realities…my smile’s so bright, I feel like somebody’s going to get electrocuted!…smiles! 

Smiling And Laughter…Open Up Wide, Say "Aah," And Take These Medicines Now! Part 2.

STOP, LOOK, LISTEN, FEEL, SMELL, AND TASTE WHAT THE HSR IS COOKIN’ IN THE LARGE GOURMET KITCHEN FOR TWO HUNDRED OF ITS CLOSEST FRIENDS AND COMPETITORS GATHERED IN THE MUSIC CENTER’S DINING HALL, TO CLEAR THE AIR AND MAKE IT KNOWN THAT THERE IS INDEED OPERATIONAL ROOM FOR ALL OF US, because your “this guy said that there is another twin Earth that is always on the exact opposite side of the sun, so that we can’t see it ever…is that true?” smile, likes going up brooks, streams, waterfalls, cataracts, and, yes, creeks, but, of course, with a paddle!
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“Live life on your own terms within the general parameters of civil society.”

Exploring and enjoying our lives with optimism, inspiration, gratitude, love,  laughter, and sincere smiling infuses and strengthens us with many short-term and long-term psychophysiological advantages, including helping us to:

-have more situational insight and be more creative and imaginative in answering questions and finding solutions

-feel more in control

-improve digestion

-think outside the box

-lower excess blood sugars

-uncover the fact that UCSF researchers have identified 19 different types of smiles

-admire the electroencephalograph’s revelation that brain waves are widely stimulated as humor is being analyzed and responded to in the brain

-discover that the brain’s frontal lobe, cerebral cortex, and other areas contribute to the pleasantly-unexpected experience of comedy-initiated laughter

-lighten our burdens with a better perspective

-heal and renew from any of life’s scrapes and bruises

-improve resistance to disease

-release endorphins and other “feel good” neurotransmitters to promote feelings of well-being

-limit feeling overwhelmed

-raise the threshold of possibly getting upset

-increase tissue oxygenation from better blood flow

-eliminate cognitive dissonance

-elevate the threshold for pain intolerance

May you have many…some say that we only use 10 to 15% of our brains, so what happens with the other 85% --is it secret, undiscovered dark matter or something, or is it the part that goes "boom" when we experience ultimate pleasure?...is it just me, or does anybody else also think that the Internet one day will be most powerful,  and instead being like a helping hand, it will be more like a strangling grasp?...if you want to be rich, act like you are already, because in many ways, you already are, then just figure out and piece together the rest of the minor details to complete the cycle!…smiles!

Why Do The Other Run Way Models Hate My New Smile! Part 1.

WITH UTTER AMAZEMENT, THE STUNNED HSR BEHOLDS FOR THE FIRST TIME, BY ANY SCIENTIST, A NEW HYBRIDIZED LIFE FORM WITH HIS OWN EYES, LOOKING THROUGH A REGULAR OLD HIGH SCHOOL MICROSCOPE, BUT, THE BEHAVIOR OF THIS NEW FORM IS ODD, AS IF IT CAN SENSE THAT IT IS BEING OBSERVED, SO NOW, THE NEW LIFE FORM TURNS ITS HEAD AROUND AND LOOKS STRAIGHT AT THE HSR—WHITE COAT, POCKET PROTECTOR, GOGGLES AND ALL—THEN THE HSR SAYS, “OH MY GOSH!” AND THE LIFE FORM AUDIBLY SPEAKS BACK, “OH MY GOSH!,” THEN THE HSR THINKS QUICKLY AND SAYS, “LET’S DO LUNCH!” AND THE NEW LIFE SAYS, “YOUR PLACE OR MINE?”, SO WHAT DOES THE HSR DO NEXT?...Timmy, I thought I told you not to go staring at that broken TV! It’s bad for the eyes, and it will have you thinkin’ crazy things!...so now your “please tell me more about the new life form” smile, will just have to wait till next week for more info!

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“Mirrors, mirrors, on the wall, post-surgeries, I'm fairest y'all!”

I must preface by first saying that I do have a quote, unquote, attitude, but who doesn’t in this business?

I do, at least, try to be civil and accommodating, especially when networking!  

But in this atmosphere, shucks, you have to watch your back more than you have to watch your front!

The other girls will put gum or thumb tacks in my chair when I’m changing outfits during a show, or they might put something in my drink—as a matter of fact, I saw a fellow model, who’s more like a competitor, standing over my drink when I came back in from the catwalk, then she saw me, and just quickly waltzed away…Hmmm!

You know I just tossed that cup without blinking an eye!

But she is the same girl that caught her boyfriend staring at me at the fashion designer’s after party…while his arm was around her!

…he was talking to her and stopped mid sentence to watch me walk by with my drink!...

So what if I can make my dress snap like a whip when I walk!…I have a Ph.D in "Prance!"

…I can’t help it if her man wants to look at me more than he wants to talk to her!

I must admit that I had all of my teeth “fixed” by my dentist…she’s so adorable, and kind…

…but she did warn me that more men than ever will want to get close to me with the “shock beauty” that my new teeth now have.

I don’t know if I’m ready for all of this new double edged attention, but I’m beautiful…so what the heck…I’ve got problems that billions of other women wish they had!

Okay…I’ll admit that I was wearing a….tight…Versace dress that was guaranteed to make men’s jaws…tight…but what’s a girl to do…I’ll dress more frumpy when I’m older!

Oh, and that hussy girl, well, she has a model friend that I have to keep tabs on, too!

At that same party, I saw the other girl out the corner of my eye, coming my way with a drink and surreptitiously winking at her friend…

...I knew what was coming next…

…when she got close enough, I quickly, but  nonchalantly, turned to the side, and the drink that was meant to spoil my new dress, actually doused this handsome millionaire that I was talking to.

His white Hugo Boss outfit was now red and white!

So, during this big scene, I tried to wipe off some of the drink with a napkin I had, and the guy wanted me to keep on wiping away the drink!...

…from the look in his eyes, I could see that he wanted me to get it all off…if you know what I mean!

Well, I sponged off as much as I socially could…a girl can’t go too far in a crowd like this…

Then I went into the Ladies Room…

…Where the drama just keeps growing!...

I just wanted to check things, and “powder my nose” a little bit in the bathroom mirror, and…

…some other model girls in there started talking louder, saying, “Hey, are those your real teeth or are they fake slip-ons?”

I shot back, “Pure me, baby!...you’re the one that needs to see the dentist!... yesterday!"

The other girl and her friends started fuming!

They then started circling around me, like they had something that they want to teach me…

…then the main girl blurted out… “…"

TO BE CONTINUED…

May you have many…may you have many tomorrows!...well-kept, moderately long, and sufficiently attractive finger nails can broadcast and give a woman a distinct arsenal advantage, and act as a preventive measure for other women to consider, when verbal discussions between them get emotionally heated!...if a person was on a perpetual vacation, wouldn't they sometimes need a break from that vacation?…smiles!

Instantly Amp Up Your Smile Style With These 5 Tricks!

Your “I know I’m in the snow, but I only want to take off my jacket just for a second to feel the crispy cold, then put it back on again, then challenge some one to a snowball fight” smile, STANDS TO BENEFIT NICELY AND CONTINUOUSLY FROM ALL OF THE LUCUBRIOUS STUDYING AND BURNING OF THE MIDNIGHT OIL DONE BY THE HSR, IN ITS GRAND ATTEMPT TO BRING FORTH INTO THE WORLD, SMILE CARE PRODUCTS THAT YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO BE WITHOUT AGAIN!

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"When I want black…I’ll take patent leather shoes…when I want white…

I’ll take those frosty and glossy veneers!” 

  

Let’s quickly put more “power in your pucker” by following these rules:

1-    Floss first with toothpick flossers or with dental floss or dental tape (but wash the hands thoroughly first to eliminate introducing germs into the mouth from dirty fingers…or just wear gloves!)

2-    Brush with a refreshing toothbrush and toothpaste to make your whole mouth taste free at last (again)!

3-    Rinse awhile with a revitalizing wash that tops up your protection and provides preservation!

4-    Men: Moisturize the lips using a nice SPF balm to prevent cracking and to soften them up nicely for your partner.

5-    Women: Moisturize the lips using a suitable protective balm, then maybe add Lipstick, Lip Gloss, and other leading-edge adjuncts such as Violent Lips Tatoos (from YouKnowIt.com—and it pairs synergistically with their Glimmer and Theatrical Contact Lenses!), and even some out-of-the-box facial make up themes that shock, awe, inspire, and entertain!

That’s right! Knock ‘um out!

Wow! Women have so much more social latitude and leeway in dressing up the face than guys!

To that, I can only laugh, rub my chin, and say: "Vive La Différence!"

May you have many…compliment, don’t complicate…the heavy rain last night washed my car well and left no streaks! Thank you, Mr. Rain!...I think I’ll go totally natural and have an exotic fruit salad right now!…smiles!

Poetry About The Beautiful Smiles Of Lovers! VI

SWIMMING THE ENGLISH CHANNEL, THEN FROM CUBA TO FLORIDA, AND NEXT, FROM CHINA TO CALIFORNIA, STOPPING BRIEFLY IN HAWAII, THE HSR, AN ELITE AND WELL KNOWN TRIATHLON COMPETITOR, IS REALLY LOOKING FOR A BIG TSUNAMI WAVE TO CATCH AND MAKE IT’S JOB OF CROSSING THE WIDE WATERS MUCH EASIER, so your “please get back to me next week because I’m reading your current blog post” smile, can build up enough courage to place your big toe in the warm shallow waters!

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“Beautiful skies just love beautiful seas”

Lounging around

On this tropical island

Where it seems that

Time doesn’t pass at all

I take a look at your sleeping face 

In the chair next to me

Your lips have a Mona Lisa 

Curl to them

It’s almost like your secret dream 

Is a closely-guarded secret

But that’s okay…because…

Beautiful secrets keep the heart warm

And make life worth living

And make one eagerly wake up 

With verve and purpose the next day…

A sea gull walks right up to me

And seems to signal to me

To follow it

Into the palm trees, and thick ferns

So I follow it

Maybe it has some secrets, too…

We walk a little bit

And it stops by an old bottle

Then looks at me

Right in the eye

Then back to the bottle

I bend over to pick up the bottle…

I uncork what seems to be 

A very old rum bottle

Not too unlike 

The ones that pirates used to use

Hundreds of years ago…

There’s a rolled up paper 

In the bottle

It’s a map…of this island…

And, yes, there are directions

With a large X marking a spot

Where maybe another secret is safe…

Now the bird loudly calls and flies off

After doing its job…

Hmmm!

Maybe there’s something in it

For the bird, or its interests…

I look up to the sky

Then around the area

To line up my directions

And start walking the way that 

The map shows

But I stop in my tracks

Because I can’t just up and

Leave you

On the beach…

TO BE CONTINUED…

May you have many…are secrets Nature’s way of keeping our ears perked up?...a person is like the ocean, we can see and relate to the character and look of the surface, but what’s underneath, what’s hidden?…perfect storms merging together create gigantic gusts, so take cover!…smiles!