Watch Out…The New “Bust-A-Smile” People Profiling Program Is Here To Track You!...But Here’s How You Can Still Remain Anonymous!

THE HSR WENT TO THE DENTIST TODAY AND IS STILL A LITTLE GROOGY FROM THE MEDICINES USED, AND AS SOON AS HE GETS HOME AND OPENS THE DOOR, HE HEADS FOR, AND PLOPS DOWN IN, HIS FAVORITE CHAIR, BUT HE DOESN’T TURN ON THE TV—HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT IT ONE BIT—HE’S STILL IN HIS TWILIGHT SLEEP MODE, AND HE JUST STARES AT THE BLANK SCREEN, AND STARTS TO DAYDREAM ABOUT WHAT HE’D LIKE TO SEE ON THE IDIOT BOX, SO, AFTER A WHILE, HE ENTERS INTO A DEEP SLUMBER, PACKED WITH SO MANY DREAMS THAT HE DOESN’T KNOW WHERE TO START—THEY’RE PLAYING SIMULTANEOUSLY—AND THIS GOES ON FOR SOME TIME, THEN, HIS BEST FRIEND SLAPS HIM SQUARE IN THE FACE AND TELLS HIM TO STOP DROOLING ALL OVER THE FURNITURE, and furthermore, your “I like going to my dentist because I like the way he smells and I like to daydream and stare into his big beautiful eyes, and I know his dental assistant doesn’t like that one itty bit” smile, is caught between a rock (chocolaty sweets) and a hard place (time-consuming, assiduous flossing)!

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“Got good health, and a good socio-economic condition?…well then, you have it made!”

We’ve all heard that no two faces and sets of teeth, and fingerprints, for that matter, are exactly identical.

The facial recognition experts are sick and tired of fighting through sun glasses, fake contacts, thick make up, eye brow modification, lip-plumping lipstick, and head wear partially covering the tell-all facial real estate, making it so that they have difficulty finding a fool-proof, “gotcha” match.

                                                                                                                

There are some eyeglasses being developed right now to thwart many facial recognition efforts. However many of the possible matching source pictures of us are found on our Facebook account, IG, Snapchat, and other social media platforms. http://www.gizmag.com/avg-glasses-combat-facial-recognition/36357/

But now, some hot-shot, bright-ideaed, buckin’-for-sargent software meistro or two, are developing a cloud-based “Bust-A-Smile” virtual-neural network which includes scanning all possible frontal variations of the teeth, and basically 3D nano-size all of the smile’s virtually-interpreted construct zones, yielding an incontrovertible, 100% accurate, digitized identity pattern.

Most people are good citizens, however, and some prize their privacy and anonymity above all else. Why do you think many celebrities feel a need to go in the streets and to the supermarket “incognito!”

I don’t know, but with Google Glass, can the facial recognition function be enabled, and give the wearer the name, address, and phone number of anyone they look at and record?

Well…

… there maybe some easy and reliable methods to not register a blip on somebody’s nosy-without-asking scanning machine:

-don’t smile…but that’s a hard one, especially if you have a nice disposition (like most of the readers of this blog!)

-buy a couple of “snap on smiles” from your dentist that vary a little with each version and change them up frequently when you gather in privacy-free crowded places.

-get a rapper grill made by your dentist or other person that will fit over the top, bottom, or both. Just make sure that you are guaranteed the quality of the metal used (top-quality only, please…and no lead!).

-cover your upper front teeth with your upper lip, and stick your lower jaw more out in front, but that might make you look like a wannabe nine-year-old prankster.

You’ve heard the saying that goes “The only thing to fear is fear itself.” So don’t walk around scared!

But, what if you’re just an ordinary law-abiding family person and are mistaken for a terrorist or other social menace…and are renditioned to a “black site” …and you have to endure weeks of waterboarding before they reluctantly believe you…not cool!”

Hopefully, this will never happen to any of us, and that’s why I will work for all of us, to “keep our smiles free from real and virtual tyranny!”

“Down with Bust-A-Smile, keep the teeth free!"  

May you have many…why is that beautiful lady following me—does she think I’m handsome and all, or does she just want to get to know me, because I just stepped out of my new Maserati…I had a dream about a stack of hot pancakes right in front of me, and I put butter and strawberry syrup between each cake…bathe me in WiFi electromagnetic waves from now to Sunday, but don’t take away my Internet!…smiles!