IT'S NIGHT TIME, AND THE HSR IS IN A HURRY TO BUY A PRESENT FOR A FRIEND'S HALLOWEEN PARTY, BUT SINCE HE GOT OFF OF WORK LATE, THE ONLY STORE OPEN WAS THE FIVE AND DIME ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN AND AT THE END OF THE STREET, WHERE HE HAS NEVER SHOPPED AT BEFORE, SO HE WALKS THERE AND GOES IN, AND IT'S THE KIND OF STORE THAT HAS A BELL THAT CHIMES WHEN YOU OPEN THE DOOR, SO HE OPENS THE DOOR AND THE CHIME MAKES ITS PREDICTABLE NOISE, THEN AN OLD MAN THAT THE HSR CANNOT SEE SAYS, "COME ON IN SONNY, QUICKLY PICK A GIFT BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT CLOSING TIME!," SO HSR LOOKS AROUND AT THE ANTIQUES ALL AROUND, AND HE'S THINKING ABOUT AN ODD GIFT, BUT NOT TOO OBVIOUS AND SCARY, AND HE TURNS A CORNER IN THE STORE, WHERE THE LIGHTING IS A LITTLE DARKER, AND THE AMBIANCE A LITTLE SPOOKIER, AND HE COMES ACROSS A SMALL JAR, WITH LIGHTS,
THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE A SOURCE OF POWER, BECAUSE THE WIRE COMING OUT IS ABOUT A FOOT LONG BUT IT IS CUT AND FRAYED AT THE END, AND HSR CALLS OUT TO THE OWNER, WHOM HE STILL CANNOT SEE, AND ASKS THE PRICE OF THE JAR, AND THE PROPRIETOR RESPONDS, "OH, THAT THERE'S FOR FREE, AND YOU CAN HAVE IT, AND THE LIGHTS NEVER GO OFF! AIN'T THAT SOMETHING! AND HEY, SONNY, I'M GOING OUT BACK FOR A MINUTE!," AND HSR HEARS A SCREEN DOOR SHUT, AND RIGHT AFTER THAT, THE HSR HEARS THE SOUND OF TWO DIFFERENT CHAIRS SLIDING ON THE FLOOR FOR JUST A SECOND, AND HE LOOKS AROUND BUT DOESN'T SEE ANYTHING THAT COULD CAUSE THAT COMMOTION, SO HE THINKS TO HIMSELF, "WELL, THE OWNER DID SAY THAT THIS JAR IS FREE, AND THAT I CAN HAVE IT, SO, WITH THE UNEXPLAINED SOUNDS THAT I'M HEARING IN THIS SORT OF SPOOKY PLACE, I THINK I'LL JUST WALK ON OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW," BUT WHEN THE HSR TRIES TO OPEN THE DOOR, IT DOESN'T BUDGE, SO HE SHAKES IT HARDER AND TRIES TO TURN THE KNOB, BUT NO GO, SO TWO PEOPLE ARE WALKING BY PAST THE FRONT OF THE STORE, AND HSR CALLS OUT TO THEM, "HEY THERE, PLEASE HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE!," AND THE PEOPLE WALK FASTER TO GET AWAY, PROBABLY THINKING THAT HSR IS JUST PULLING A HALLOWEEN PRANK OR SOMETHING, SO THE HSR IS GETTING A LITTLE SCARED ABOUT RIGHT NOW, AND HE LOOKS AT THE SIGN ON THE DOOR THAT SHOWS OUTWARD, AND IT READS, "CLOSED...FOR GOOD!," AND THE HSR SWEARS THAT IT SAID "OPEN" WHEN HE CAME IN, SO NOW HE TURNS AROUND TO LOOK IN THE STORE, AND HE WALKS UP TO THIS MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHICH DOESN'T SHOW A REFLECTION, IT JUST SHOWS
SHAPE SHIFTING AND MORPHING CLOUDS INSIDE, THAT TURN INTO THINGS AND THEN BACK INTO CLOUDS, AND THE HSR DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK OF THIS, SO, HE WALKS CLOSER TO THE MIRROR, RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT, AS A MATTER OF FACT, AND HE REACHES OUT A FINGER TO TOUCH THE MIRROR, BUT A VOICE CALLS OUT TO HIM AND SAYS, "I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT IF I WERE YOU!," AND HSR LOOKS AROUND, BUT NO ONE IS THERE..."WHERE DID THAT VOICE COME FROM?," THINKS THE HSR, AND SO THE HSR LOOKS BACK AT THE MIRROR, WHICH STILL SHOWS SWIRLING CLOUDS, AND HE DECIDES TO STICK HIS TONGUE OUT AT THE MIRROR AND MAKE A RAZZY SOUND, WITH SOME SPIT COMING OUT, WHICH DOESN'T SIT WELL WITH THE MIRROR AT ALL, BECAUSE NOW THE MIRROR...stop, oh please stop right now, mister blogger, I'm getting scared, and...I'm also out of popcorn and soda, so I'm going to get some more, and I'll be right back, and if I pass any "I'm swinging my pocket watch while looking at it in the mirror, and now I'm starting to feel a little..." smiles, I'ma scream out loud, throw the popcorn in the air, and vamoose out of there!
"Mirror, mirror on the wall...lie to me, if you must!"
Wa...wa...wait a sec!
The mirror is actually a disinterested party!…
…because it only shows and tells what's there...the truth!...
...it can't be bought or bribed!...
...it can't be bought or bribed!...
And if you want to see the real truth...the way that your smile and face really look to the world…
…examine your image in a “true,” or non-reverse mirror…
…selling for about $200 for a 12” by 12” size on the
Internet right now…
...or you can see yourself the same as the world sees you when you video Skype...
...or by looking at a direct selfie not using a mirror...
A major point to observe here is that if you have facial symmetry, where one side is basically like the other, with no, to minimal flaws, then things are okay...
...but if there's a deviation that draws attention to an imperfect feature or features...well...accept it or change it...
...ladies have the latitude of wearing make up...which can be a big game-changer...
But don't forget this: you are the only you 'round these parts, so use your uniqueness to your advantage!...
...and the people that love you, are going to still love you anyway...
...and about that mirror...
...fortunately...
...what happens in the mirror, stays in the mirror!
May you have many…uh-oh, I shook this guy's hand, and afterward, his hand and arm came out of his sleeve!...if more extremely important, world-altering secrets were known by a lot of people, would the world be a better place because of these new known truths?...do you like doing more tricks or more treats?…smiles!
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