“…I Like That!...Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report!...Your ‘Carious Lesion Devouring’ Nanobots Are…
Performing Admirably…
...I Like It!"...
"Hey Hollywood!...
I'm so Happy
that I can be a Regular
on Your Blog!...
...Really!...
People on the Street
say
"Hey!...You're That Skinny Girl
on the Internet!""
"I should 'Charge You'
for
Being In My Dreams
So Much!...
But I...
Wouldn't Have it Any Other Way!"
"Dr. Olah Orala,
I've know you ever since
you saved my
Uncle's Tooth
that was loosened up during
the Annual Polo Match
between Inchantedlandia
and Rubyopia,
years ago...
and now,
I'm just now
accepted into
USC Dental School
and,
I'd like to
Study Under You,
if possible,
and maybe
One Day...
when you
Retire,
I can
Take On
your Billionaire Patients
For You!...Maybe...
if Doctor Report Doesn't Want To!..."
I’m So Glad that
I was
Your Lab Partner
In Chemistry Class
At Point Loma University!...
Your Way of
Looking at and Questioning
Some of the
Long-held Assumptions
and Equations about the
Forces of Nature,
has me trying to
‘See Deeper,’
and
has me
coming up with
a lot of ‘Huge Questions,’
even today...
like, Is The Universe
really Spherical, and
does It Rotate,
and,
does It have a ‘North Pole,’ and,
what’s outside of
The Known Universe,
and…"
"Here it is!...The Antigravity
Propulsion System
I told you about!...
And,
it's on sale for
just Two Point Five Mill!"
"Hey!...Thanks
for the Celery and
Peanut Butter!
...Do You
Have Any More?"
You and Your
‘I’m about to
Blast Off into
Space’
Space’
Smiles
Are
Too Surprised when
You pass by
some
Aliens!
Aliens!
Today's 'Glorious and Glamorous'
Episode
is brought to you Today,
note for note,
and telling Our
'Harmonic Odessey'
by
one of the Best
Concert Violinists
in the World!
Cartwheels!...
They are just...
...Fun to Do!
But,
as HSR
Gets Older,
He still does them,
and He still thinks
His 'Technique'
deserves a 'Ten!'
...Hey!...We all can
have
'Delusions of Grandeur,' right?
However,
HSR shows
Clinical Signs and Symptoms
of 'Psychological Things That Haven't Been Classified Yet!'
But...
BE THAT AS IT MAY,
HE,
LIKE THE LAST TIME
IN
"Have You Heard That Nice Song
About The Smile? Part 1.,"
IS IN COLLEGE,
AND
HE IS INVITED TO CELEBRATE
AT A POPULAR
BUT ROWDY AND BELLIGERENT
FRAT HOUSE,
BECAUSE OUR SCHOOL’S
WOMEN'S SQUASH TEAM
WON THEIR 5th
NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP,
SO
THE MUSIC IS LOUD,
THE LIGHTS ARE DARK,
AND
HE IS ASKED
TO PICK SOME PUNCH
FROM ONE OF TWO LARGE BOWLS
ON THE TABLE
AND
HE CHOOSES THE ONE
TO THE RIGHT,
AND THE FRAT GUYS
SHOVE A LARGE,
OLD-WORLD-LOOKING
SILVER GOBLET,
WITH ALL KINDS OF CARVINGS
AND RELIEF PICTURES
ON THE SIDES,
INTO HRS'S HAND,
AND FORCES HIS HAND
TO DIP THE GOBLET
DEEP INTO THE PUNCH BOWL,
AND THEY
MAKE HIM RAISE UP
THE GOBLET
OUT OF THE BOWL,
AND
THEY MAKE HIM
PLACE IT RIGHT CLOSE
TO HIS FACE AND THEY
TELL HIM TO DRINK IT,
BUT
RIGHT THEN,
THESE
REALLY PRETTY
SOROR BLOGGER CHICKS
COME OVER
AND
GRAB HIS ARM
AND PULL HIM AWAY AND
THEY GO
OUTSIDE THE PARTY,
AND
THEY TELL HIM THAT
THE PUNCH IS 'SPIKED,'
AND HSR TELLS THEM,
"WELL, TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!,"
AND THEY WARN HIM
THAT
"THE STUFF IN THE PUNCH
WILL MAKE YOU HATE
THE THINGS YOU LOVE,
AND MAKE YOU START LOVING
THE THINGS YOU HATE,"
SO,
HE TELLS THEM,
"THANKS A BUNCH, BECAUSE
I'M NOT QUITE READY
TO HAVE MY WORLD
TURNED INSIDE OUT, WHICH
IS INFINITELY WORSE THAN
UPSIDE DOWN,"
SO,
THEY
INVITE HIM OVER
TO THEIR DORM ROOM
TO LISTEN TO
SOME OF THE LATEST GRUNGE MUSIC,
BUT THAT'S NOT HIS TYPE,
HOWEVER, HE STILL GOES,
AND,
WHEN THEY ALL GET OVER THERE,
HE ASKS THEM,
"COULD I GO OVER
YOUR LATEST BLOG POSTS,"
AND THEY HAPPILY SAY,
"YES, OH PLEASE, OH PLEASE, OH PLEASE!...
...LET'S DO IT!"...
SO,
AS HE
READS THEIR STORIES
IN THEIR POSTS,
WHICH ARE AMAZING
AND
AMUSING,
THEY ALL
LAUGH AND HAVE FUN
WAY INTO THE NIGHT,
AND HOURS LATER,
HSR JUST SORT OF
FALLS ASLEEP IN THE ROOM,
AND IN THE MORNING,
ONE OF THE FRAT GUYS
BURSTS INTO THE ROOM AND
SEES HSR
WITH THESE LOVELY LADIES,
ONE OF WHICH
IS HIS GIRLFRIEND,
AND
THEY WAKE UP
AND GET REALLY
UPSET,
AND THE
FRAT GUY
GETS THE WRONG IDEA...
...LIKE...
HSR HAS A
'SUPERHUMAN APPETITE,'
OR SOMETHING,
AND THE FRAT GUY GETS UPSET,
BUT
THE GIRLS TELL HIM TO
"GET OUT!"...
HOWEVER,
THE FRAT BOY
TELLS HIS FRIENDS
WHAT HE THOUGHT
'WENT DOWN,'
AND AFTER THAT,
STRANGELY,
ALL OF THE GIRLS
NOW PASSING HSR BY
AT SCHOOL,
WAVE AND SMILE WIDE TO HIM,
AND
ALL OF THE GUYS
HE KNOWS,
GIVE HIM A
'HIGH FIVE AND A THUMBS UP,'
WITH A 'WINK AND A NOD,'
AND LATER,
ONE OF THE
SORORITY BLOGGERS
FROM LAST NIGHT,
COMES UP TO HIM
ON CAMPUS,
AND SAYS,
"THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"...
AND SHE ALSO SAYS,
"WHEN YOU GET
INTO DENTAL SCHOOL ...
...I WANT TO BE
ONE OF YOUR
FIRST,
BEST AND
CRAZY PATIENTS,
OKAY!"
"Please keep helping People!...
like that Lady
Walking across that
Busy Street! "
Another Chance...
'Big Birthday Bash,'
and she wants to
make sure that
I'll Be There!
And I Still Have Some Strength!"
"Julie!...
I just met this Dentist,
Doctor Danny Dentation!
He is So Good!
I just met this Dentist,
Doctor Danny Dentation!
He is So Good!
You should let him
Fix Your Grill Up,
Girl!
And I told Him
about You!...
So,
he might be
expecting to hear
from You!...
No...
...I'm not
'Playing' Match Maker!'
I just
Thought You Should Know!"
"So, People!...
I'm Happy and
Loving and Living
My Life...
...and...
I'm Smiling A 'Good One!'...And,
I also Hope and Pray
that
You All
can Experience
Many Many Good Times!"
May you have many...
..."“These are
those
‘Self Lubricating Super Skates!...
...You think that
You Can Keep Up?”…
..."I've got to
Keep Being Me!...
and...
Keep Being
'True To Myself!'
There's No Other Way!...
I sometimes
admire the Mannerisms
of
some 'Big Time People,'
but
when I Communicate to Others,
I don't see Myself as
'Speaking Through Those 'Big Time People,'
...I see myself
'Speaking Through Myself!'
...And when We All
Speak Through Only Ourselves,
that's when Our
Unique Personalities
Brightly Shine Through!"...
…”Well,
I see that
Your People
Talked to My People,
And They said that
We Could Talk!”…
…”Some Sugar…
…For Some Sugar?”...
...smiles!
"You're Free Now,
Hollywood!...
So,
Come on In!....
...The Water's Fine!"
"When you think about it, All Understanding
in the Whole Universe
happens
Only
in the Minds Of The Living!..."
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where You...
'Ain't Suppose To Be!'
Dental Hygiene Wars!
“All of the
New Female Bacteria
are going to
just Love the
Way I Shine!”
"I know that
it's the Girls calling
My Cell Phone
from the Hygiene Office...
...but...
...I 'Ain't Pickin' Up Nuthin', Now!"
"My Burp
is Worse
than My Gulp!"...
"My Carpel-Tunnel
is killing Me!...
I'ma call
Doctor Molaar
for some Help!"
"That's it!...
I'm
'Goin' Nuclear'
on Those Microbes!"
"I find that
this is a
nice
Stress Reliever
to do
before
I Start
My Mouth Wars Shift!"
"As I Stroll and Explore
Deep in this
Periodontal Sulcus,
I really like My New
'Microbiological Haz Mat Sensors!'
...And as a Matter of fact,
...they are
picking up
Some Enemies approaching
Right Now!"
"That's Right!...
As soon as those
Hygienists
come around the Corner...
...Let's Get 'Um!"
"What the Heck
are you
Plaque Boys
Doing around Here?
...You 'Betta'
'Scram' Back into
Somebody's Mouth!"
"Swaying to this
Melodious Music
is how I
'Ward Off'
PTSD from
These Horrible Wars!"
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