Hollywood Smiles Report: Where Dentistry Meets The Red Carpet!...: "Hey!... Have You...Ever Seen These...Tooth Fairies!

“Lost A Baby Tooth Lately?...I Keep Track Of…Billions of Them!...And I Check Them…And Bring New Ones In…Frequently!...

And…Please Excuse Me While I Also…

...Drop Off Some…Goodies…Under The Pillows!...

"Hi!...

...It's about Time

you got Here!...

But...

...Don't Worry!...

I won't

take anything

that

You haven't given Already!"

"Hey!...

...You Like My

Tooth Fairy Wings?...

I help

Take Out The Old...

So You can...

Bring In The New!"

"Losing Baby Teeth is

sort of like...

...necessary!

...So that Our Mouths

can get Bigger...

and especially...Better!"

"I like the Tooth Fairy

more than

Santa Claus!...

The Tooth Fairies

can make

Many Fashion

Statements!...

While

Santa Claus

is stuck with

One Outfit!"

“Yes, We Did!...

If You

Don’t believe Me…

…We can do It Again!”

“Hollywood!...

…Of course I still

have those

Two Baby Teeth

That You gave Me

In Elementary School!"

You and Your

‘the Ying

part of Me

wants to keep exploring all of the outside

and the

Yang

part of me

wants to continue

Discovering the

'New Uncovered Depths'

inside of me!’

Smiles

are

Revolving in

Complimentary Circles!

The Exotic Episode for Today is

brought to You

Some Boxing and Kicking

Kangaroos!

But to get the Story...

You'll have to go

a couple of Rounds

with One or Two

Of Them!

Racquet ball is a Sport

where one has to

'Fully Commit' many times!

But HSR Sometimes

'Commits'

the Wrong Way!...

And He needs

to

'Watch Out'

for the

'Family Jewels!'

So…

…Sometimes you Win,

and ,

Sometimes You Lose!...

..And We all know who

that happens to…

...especially the Losing Part!...

…But HSR still comes back For More!...But he

Admirably...

…keeps Plugging Away!...

That’s what makes Him So

Adorable to The Ladies…

...I Guess!... However,

now,

While on Break from…

You Guessed it…

….You……Esss……See!....Dental School…

He decides to

‘Reach Deep Down’ and go

and Conquer a Rare Feat!...

This Time,

This ‘Crazy Boy,' wants to Climb Mount

Everest!...

What’s Gotten Into Him?....

WHY CAN'T HE JUST GO BUNGEE JUMPING...

OR..

TRY OUT FOR AMERICAN

NINJA,

INSTEAD?...

WELL, TO GET TO THE MOUNTAIN,

HE TAKES A PLANE,

A TRAIN,

A LYFT,

AND HE WALKS A WHILE,

THEN HE GETS

ON A

BURRO!...

AND HE SCRATCHES AND CLAWS AND

SLIPS AND FALLS HIS

WAY UP TO

CAMPSITE 4

NOW, ONCE THERE

HE SEES A TENT

AND A WOMAN COMES

OUT TO HIM

AND, SHE SAYS,

"HI!...MY

NAME IS ICEE...ICEE DE FROST!...

...COME AND KEEP FROM FREEZING

IN MY TENT!...I HAVE

HOT CHOCOLATE!"

NOW...

...SINCE

THIS IS AN OFFER THAT HSR

CANNOT REFUSE,

HE

HE WALKS INTO THE

TENT AND

STAYS FOR

MAYBE

...A DAY OR TWO...

THEN

HE STARTS THE

LAST PART OF THE CLIMB!...

BUT

WHEN HE GETS

CLOSE TO THE TOP..

IT LOOKS LIKE THIS!

AND WHEN HE IS JUST

ABOUT AT THE TOP...

A SMALL

EARTHQUAKE HAPPENS! AND

THE SHAKING MAKES AN

AVALANCE!...

...AND OH NO!

SOME PEOPLE MAY FALL!

BUT...

...CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?...

HSR IS PREPARED

FOR THIS EMERGENCY!...

NOW...

INSTEAD OF TUMBLING

HELPLESSLY DOWN THE SIDE

OF THE MOUNTAIN,

AS

HE IS ABOUT TO FALL,

HE JUMPS AWAY

FROM THE MOUNTAIN

AND DOES A

SWAN DIVE!

AND AT THAT TIME

HE PULLS THE STRING

TO ENGAGE

HIS PARACHUTE!...

AND...

MY OH MY!...

HE

JUST SAILS ON OUT...

TO A PLACE

FAR AWAY FROM ICEE DE FROST (TOO BAD)...

AND FAR AWAY FROM

THAT MOUNT

NAMED

EVEREST!

Love Toothbrush®

"Travel

The World!"

"Angels, and

especially Fairies,

have been part

of Folklore

in many

Western countries,

some

for maybe Hundreds of Years!"

"In this Post,

We

are talking about

Fabled

Tooth Fairies that

take Kid's Teeth

left under

Pillows, and leave something

Nice!"

"In some Countries a

Mouse

does the Job!....

but, Please...

keep that thing

Away

form Me!"

"The average amount

of Money

many Kids get in the U. S.

is about 3 to 4

Dollars...

Some more...

...Some Less!"...

"Fairies in some Countries

are said to leave

Gifts

and even

Coins that

get 'The Point'

across!"

"Hey... You

Gotta Problem with Me?"

"I 'Delivered A Package'

to the Child of a Single Dad

and we talked and talked...

...and now...

We're like...

Best Friends!"

"I'm a Tooth Fairy for

My Spieces!"

"You Guessed It!...

My...

Work is Never Done!"

"I'm a

ToothFairy after

Young Vampire's Teeth!"

"Hey, Flapper!...

...Here comes

A Tooth

This Way,

right Now!"

"I am a Fairy of the Lost!...

I help People t Find Their True Ways!

And for me to Help You

Just write what You Need to Find

and, Of Course,

Place it under

Your Pillow at Night!"

"I Lost Hollywood's Phone Number!... Maybe

you can Help Me

Find It...Huh, Fairy Of The Lost!?"

"I'm a Multitasking Fairy!

I even talk to People

Who can See Me!"

"And I am

Another type of

Winged-Creature

that Delivers Some Goods!

However...

...Instead of Seeking To Recognize

Baby Tooth Loss

I come

In The Night

and I

help to

Deliver

Idea Breakthroughs

and

Problem Resolutions!

...As a Matter of Fact...

You might say that

I am an

'Ah ha Fairy!'"

"So,

Tooth Fairies

and Creatures

Like Us

fulfill a Need

of Fantasy, Fun, and Fantasticness

for Many Occasions and

in Many Places of

Our World...

So, Please...

Use Us...

...and...

Keep In Touch!"