...Wait!...What’s This?......It Looks Like…
We’re Gonna Call…
Another Mouth…Home Sweet Home!...
“I’m so Glad That
My Mouth
Is
Monogamous With You!”
“Hold Up…
…Wait A Minute!...
…'fore' You go and
‘Get Down In It!’”
"Greetings!...
And Remember...
...Don't do anything
that You Can't Do Twice!...
...and...
Don't Catch What You
'Cain't' get Rid Of!"
"My Hollywood is
Clean, Lean
and
Fresh On The Scene!"
"I remember when
Doctor Report
and I
First Met in this
Same Spot!"
"Doctor Hollywood Report!...
A Meteor Shower
is about to Strike Our
Dental Office
On the Moon!
We need to
retreat to the
Pressurized Cabin!"
"Now that You're here...
let's continue
reading 'War And Peace!'"
"I know that I'm 'Busted,'
but...
I Promise to Brush
after
I'm Finished!"
"Well...
What ever makes
you think that
I Like Roses?"
"I've met a
Lot of Cute Guys...
But..
I'm Sticking with
Hollywood!"
You and Your
‘I want to swim with
the Sharks’
Smiles
are
only willing to do it while in
a Cage!
The 'In Touch' Episode
of Today's Blog
is brought to you
by the Rhytmic
Renderings of
a
Super Cool
Bongo Player!
OMG!...
HSR
needs to work out more
and build up
some more
Muscle Mass...
quickly...
because...
She
is
'Way Bigger'
than Him!...
Well I guess that
She is more hefty and
can ‘Beat Up’
HSR IF SHE
WANTED TO!…
HEY…LAST WEEK…
THE AUTHOR OF THIS BLOG
TOOK HSR’S PLACE
JUST TO SEE IF
HE COULD
HAVE SOME OF THE FUN
THAT HSR ALWAYS
SEEMS TO HAVE…
…AT TIMES…AND…
DOCTOR WINGE
WANTS TO DO IT AGAIN
SOMETIME IN A NEAR
FUTURE POST…
BUT FOR NOW,
WE CATCH HSR
AS A SOPHMORE
IN DENTAL SCHOOL
AND THIS TIME…
HE’S WAKING UP
AND GETTING OUT
OF THE HOUSE EARLY…
AND,
ON HIS WAY TO
USC DENTAL SCHOOL
HE PASSES BY A PARK,
AND SOME PEOPLE
ARE DOING TAI CHI,
SO HE JOINS IN
FOR A SHORT WHILE,
THEN
HE PLAYS
A LITTLE BASKETBALL,
AND THERE,
SOME OF THE PLAYERS QUICKLY
SCORE ON HIM,
WHILE
‘TALKING TRASH!’...
SO,
AFTER THAT,
HE MAKES IT
ON TO THE SCHOOL,
AND
WHILE PREPARING
TO SEE HIS
MORNING CLINICAL PATIENT,
HE HEARS ON
THE SCHOOL
PA SYSTEM,
“DOCTOR HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT!...
…PLEASE REPORT
TO THE TUITION DEPARTMENT!”
SO,
HE STOPS WHAT HE
IS DOING
AND HEADS ON OVER,
AND HE
IS THINKING WHILE HE WALKS,
“AWW, MAN!...
IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN?...
…SO SOON!...WELL,
I’LL SEE HOW IT
TURNS OUT THIS TIME…
…I WISH THAT I COULD
GET A FREE SCHOLARSHIP,
CAUSE ‘THIS _______
BE COSTIN’ TOO MUCH!’”
NOW, AS HE
OPENS THE DOOR
TO THE TUITION OFFICE,
A SECRETARY REMARKS,
AND JOKES,
“GOOD DAY, YOUNG DOCTOR REPORT!...
…YOU PROBABLY KNOW
THAT IT’S
THAT TIME AGAIN…WHERE
YOU GIVE US ANOTHER
SUITCASE FULL OF CASH
FOR YOUR SCHOOLING AGAIN, RIGHT?”…
AS SHE SMILES…
AND,
DR. REPORT ANSWERS BACK,
IN A JOKING MANNER,
“YEAH, SO YOU GUYS CAN
GO ON
ANOTHER CRUISE, RIGHT?”
“OH, STOP IT, YOUNG MAN!...
…YOU’LL GET YOUR TURN!...
…HSR, PLEASE MAKE ARRANGEMENTS SO THAT,
IT’S TAKEN CARE OF BY NEXT WEEK, OKAY…
BYE BYE!” THE SECRETARY SAYS STERNLY,
AS SHE
GETS BACK TO
OTHER WORK ON HER DESK…
NOW,
FEELING A LITTLE SAD
AND SOMEWHAT
UNDER A NEW PRESSURE,
HE FINISHES HIS WORK FOR
THE MORNING, AND HE JUST
HAPPENS TO HAVE THE AFTERNOON OFF
TODAY,
SO HE
STARTS WALKING BACK HOME,
AND HE THINKS,
“MAN, I GOTTA GET ME SOME DUCKETS…
…AND REAL QUICK!”
“YOUNG MAN,”
SAYS
THIS LADY…
‘THERE’S A JOB OPENING AT THIS
DAY SPA FOR WOMEN!...IT PAYS WELL!...
…THINK YOU MAY BE INTERESTED?”
“MAYBE,” SAYS HSR, “WHAT DO I
HAVE TO DO?”
“OH…JUST MAKE OUR CLIENTS
FEEL ‘GOOD AND
PAMPERED!’…THAT’S ALL!”
“WELL, LET’S SEE…MAYBE,
I’LL GIVE IT A TRY!”
SO,
HSR GOES IN
TO TRY OUT THE JOB, AND
HE PUTS ON ONE
OF THE ESTABLISHMENT’S
CLINICAL JACKETS,
AND HIS FIRST TASK IS TO
GIVE FACIALS
TO A COUPLE OF LADIES
AND SOME OF THEM ALSO WANT
CUCUMBERS ON THEIR EYES,
AND OTHERS WANT THEIR
ARMS AND FEET RUBBED…
SO AFTER ALL OF THAT
HE’S TOLD THAT
HE CAN NOW TAKE A
SHORT BREAK!...
NOW,
ON THE BREAK,
HE TALKS TO A CO-WORKER,
AND SHE SAYS,
“HEY THERE,
HOW YOU LIKE IT SO FAR?”
“WELL, IT’S OKAY SO FAR,” HE SAYS BACK…
NOW, THE CO-WORKER LETS ON,
“LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, OKAY…
…TREAT YOUR CLIENTS
WITH A ‘CARING
AND
NO NONSENSE’ ATTITUDE,
AND,
YOU’LL GET BIG TIPS
AND THEY’LL
REQUEST YOU NEXT TIME!”
“ALRIGHT, I WILL” SMILES HSR…
SO,
AFTER BREAK,
HE’S READY TO GET
BACK TO WORK!...
NOW, THE MANAGER
CALLS HSR OVER AND
SAYS,
“SO FAR,
I REALLY LIKE
THE WAY YOU
TREAT OUR CLIENTS!...SO…
…THIS NEXT ONE,
WHO CAN BE SORT OF DEMANDING,
IS YOUR NEXT CASE!...OH…
AND SHE TIPS
VERY WELL, SO,
GIVE IT ALL YOU’VE GOT!, OKAY?”
“OKAY,” HE RESPONDS…
SO, BEFORE HSR GOES INTO
THE
MESSAGE ROOM, HE THINKS,
“SO FAR THIS
IS A SORTA NICE GIG…WITH THE
CUTE LADIES AND ALL!”
HOWEVER, AS SOON AS HE WALKS IN…
THIS LADY
LOOKS UP AND SAYS,
“MY AREN’T YOU A
FINE YOUNG THANG!...
…COME HERE!...
I WANT YOU…TO…
“KNEAD ME...
LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!...MKAY!”
AND HSR TRIES TO SMILE,
AND THINKS,
“MAN…THE THINGS I
DO FOR
DENTAL SCHOOL!”
"Live Your Life Your Best...
...For You! "
"All of you
Ladies,
and
Gentlemen
and
Non-Binaries
Out There...
Be Careful,
I say!...
In this
'New Age,'
We have
New Germs
showing up...
...and We must Be Careful
not to
'Get Infected' with
Germs
that we don't want!
It has been said that
when you
'Get Intimate'
with some one
and do
stuff
like
'Deep Kissing'
and stuff like that...
...you are actually
'Getting Intimate'
with all
of the 'Other People' that
'This Special Person' has
has been Intimate with in the Past...
...Germs
and All!
"Wait, Young Lady...
You're telling me
That the Guy that
I had a
One-Night-Stand with,
Last Night,
might
give me
'Way More Than I Bargained For?...
...With his 'Fine Self!'"
"Yes, I am!...
...That's a
'Distinct Possibility!'...
..Now I'm not trying to
scare anyone but...
the stuff out there...
can be Very Brutal...
and
...is Very Real!...
...And...
once you
Catch It...
There's
No Going
Back!"
"Yes, that
Bacteria can travel
and spread very easily!"
"My Friend Kisses Me
'So Deeply'
that I have to
put
a Prophylactic
on 'They' Tongue!"
"My Best Friend and I
are 'Sort Of' Serious,'
and
We are agreeing that
We aren't going to
Cheat on Each other...
...with out Permission First
Right, Honey!"
It's not funny, People!
You have germs out there
now that
look very Intimidating
and Dangerous,
and are extremely
Contagious
and I wouldn't want to
wish 'Those Things'
on anybody!
And
the kinds of
Sores that
can come about
are
Just Yucky!"
"There's that guy over there...
...and....
...my Heart is
telling Me That
He Is 'The One!"
"We are committing to each other!...
But,
we are both
'Playing It Safe'
...until our
'Test Results'
come back!"
"We're going to play it
'Safe,' too!
So,
Short and Sweet...
there You have it,
You
'He, She, and 'They'' Lovers out there!...
...I'm
talking to You!...
....
May you have many...
..."Oh, Man...
I am Knocked Out!"...
..."Relationships
are what we need the Most!...
If we have
a Partner,
we have to give and
get Respect!
On Top of Love,
of course!
But when there are Difficulties...
...and they are bound
to happen...
We should
act like
Responsible Adults!"...
..."I've known Hollywood
Since High School!
And I know
What He Likes
and
what He doesn't Like!
And He
Likes What I Like!"...
..."As your Therapist,
Doctor Smiles Report...
I only want
what's Best
For You!"...
...smiles!
"I'm just going on
A Nature Walk...
...Would You like to
Come Along?...
...Well, let's go!
Tell Me...
What would You do
If We Became 'Lost?'...
You Would 'Hug Me Tight?'...
Well...
...guess What?...
I don't know
Where We Are!"
HSR!...Can You Show Me a
Judo Hold That
You Can't Get Out Of?"...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where Flirting Goes On Here...
...There...
...and..
....Everywhere!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
In My Many Years of Martial Arts Training...
and Dental Hygiene School...
I have never
come across
an Adversary
like...
strep mutans
and
carious predatorus wingeulus!"
"OMG!..
...Now I have to Chase
and Find
those
'Mouth Invaders'
by going
Room to room
in this
'Forsaken Place!'...
...Please...
Pray for Me!"
"I wasn't always
like This!
But,
My Gum Disease
Spread Everywhere!
But, look...
I just met
a Lady that
Looks just like Me!...
...and...
She Wants to take
Another Chance
at Love!"
"My Aviary Friend!...
This Battlefield
is no place For You!...
I'll see you after
My Shift!"
"I hope that
Reinforcements are
coming soon!...
Six Patients
in a row...
...with no Break is
making my Fingers and Arms
too Fatigued!"
"For Millions of Years
we Haven't
been able to
Conquer
Dental Disease!
So...now....
I'm seeking Help
From
'Other Powers!'"
"Hey, Ladies!...
'Lookie' what I
picked up at
The
International Dental Hygiene Convention!
"Wow!...
My Anti-Plaque
Bio-luminescent
Electric Field
seems to
Be Working!"
"You're 'Goin' Down, 'Biofilm!...
You Ain't Gonna make Me
Miss Out on
My Quarterly Production Bonus!"
"I have been in
Thousands
of Hygiene Wars!
And I must let you know...
...that...
...The Most Important
Thing To Remember is..."
"Honey...
Can We
Stay Together Forever?...Please!"
"Believe Me!...This World
Really Does Need More Love!...
As Much as It can Get!....
But Please..
...Be Careful!"
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