"So... Now...I Am Closing My...Dental Office For The Night...When...All Of A Sudden...This Impeccably-Dressed, Dentally-Injured, Wise Guy Gangster...With His Big, Beefy, Scary-Looking ...And...'Hey!...Wha Chu Looking' At, Huh?'...Body Guards In Tow... Makes Me An Offer...That I Can't ...(Gulp!).... Refuse!"...

“Hey, Boss!...We Gotta Get You To…A…‘Dentist Man’…Real Quick!...The ‘Big Bosses’ are meeting at the ‘Café’ and…You…

…Gotta Look Top!"…

Just because I don’t walk around

with Big Guys with 

‘Hard Knuckles’ and 

‘Serious Pieces,’

 doesn’t mean

I’m ‘Not Protected!’

“Lifestyle is Everything!...

...If I had to walk around

with Big Body Guards, 

well, that’s not My Type!

So, I don’t need that…

Instead, I rely on

…the Thick and Protective Shield 

of ‘Good Karma!’”

"Welcome to Our BlogToday!...

...I say

'Our Blog' because...

...You are included!"

"The Dentexa

Assistant from

last week

was a Mistake!...

Sorry!...

To Compensate,

You get a

Free Week of My Digital Personal

Dental Assistant Services!"

"My Middle Name?......It's

'Eclectic!"

“People!...

...I am Mother Nature’s First Cousin!...

...I always get My Way, 

and

 I still Throw Tantrums!...

...How about a 

‘Tiny Taste of My ‘Tricity?’”

"Hi!...I'm looking



for 'Admiral Report' who was on last week's Blog Post about

Pirate's!...I have a

Message for him!"

“Hey,  Doctor Report!, 

...I’m Hungry!...

...You’re not 

doing anything 

with that 

Big Fat

Chicken Sandwich…   

…are You?”

You and Your

‘after tending to the

Yard,

it’s time to

sit down and relax’

Smiles

are

asked by the Neighbor,

“Can You do My Yard, too?”

Your 'Digitally/Binary'

 Episode

for this time

is brought to You by

a boring, and

talkative

AI Voice-Activated

Computer!

Be careful out there, HSR!...

directing airplanes is a serious

Matter!

Yes!...Many

things in Life are to

be 'Taken Seriously!'

However, that's a thing that

HSR needs serious re-education in!

He plays too much!...Then...

when Things aren't Optimal...he's

surprised...and

wonders why!


Well we catch the Young Man HSR,

while on

Summer Break from

USC

Dental School

AND THIS TIME,

HE HAS HIS EYES SET

ON VISITING THE



AMAZON

RIVER!

"HE THINKS TO HIMSELF,

"IT HAS A LONG HISTORY, AND

IS SAID TO BE

'THE LUNGS' OF THE EARTH,

BECAUSE IT MAKES

SO MUCH OXYGEN FROM ALL THE

FORESTS!...

AND...OF COURSE...



...THE RAIN!"

SO,

THE DAY COMES

FOR HIM

TO START THE TRIP,

AND,

SOME OF HIS

FRIENDS WERE

SORT OF SAD TO SEE HIM GO,

AND OTHERS

JUST SAID,



"HEY...SEE YA WHEN YOU

GET BACK!"


EVENTUALLY,

HE GETS TO THE AIRPORT

AND

CHECKS IN,

AND ONE LADY

TAKING A

DIFFERENT FLIGHT,

ASKS HSR,

"ARE YOU GOING TO

AMSTERDAM?...BECAUSE IF YOU ARE...

I'LL SHOW YOU

AROUND!"

AND HSR SAYS,

"NAW...I'M GOING TO

BRAZIL AND

FLOAT DOWN THE

AMAZON A LITTLE!"

AND NOW SHE

SAYS,

"WELL, I HEAR THAT IT'S

A



VERY LONG RIVER...SO IT'LL

TAKE YOU A WHILE!...AND

...WATCH OUT FOR THE

AMAZONIAN WOMEN!"


AND THE CONVERSATION KEEPS GOING

AND

THEY TALK AND

LAUGH A LITTLE MORE. THEN HSR FINALLY

GETS ON BOARD AND SAYS,

"HELLO" TO THE

PILOT...

...THEN

HE TAKES HIS SEAT,

BUT IT'S  A LITTLE TOO



ROWDY,

SO HE GETS ANOTHER SEAT...

THEN

THE PLANE GETS READY FOR



TAKE OFF,

AND

THINGS GO FINE AND THEY ARE



ON THEIR WAYS!...

...GREAT!...




AND, OF COURSE...

AFTER A WHILE...

HE FALLS ASLEEP,

AND HE TRIES NOT TO

DREAM ABOUT



FALLING!

AND THEN,

HE WAKES UP

AND

KEEPS

A SPARSE CONVERSATION

WITH ANOTHER

PASSENGER...

THEN AFTER SOME HOURS

THEY ARE READY

TO LAND!...

NOW 

HE MAKES IT ON OVER 

TO THE START OF THE 

NAPO RIVER,

WHICH TRIBUTES 

INTO THE

MIGHTY AMAZON!

AND NOW THAT 

HE'S AT THE WATER'S 

EDGE,

HE GETS ON HIS 

SPECIAL-ORDERED CRAFT,

WHICH WILL ALLOW HIM 

TO

'DO IT WITH STYLE!'

BUT BEFORE HE 

TAKES OFF,

A LADY SAILS

UP TO HIM 

AND

ADMIRES HIS CRAFT,

AND SAYS,

"I LIKE YOUR VESSEL, SIR!...

DO YOU NEED A GUIDE?...

...BECAUSE I'M GOOD...


DO YOU KNOW THAT

THIS RIVER SHIFTS AROUND



NATURALLY!"


"WELL, SAYS HSR, "THAT SOUNDS

GOOD!...WHY DON'T YOU HOP ON!"



SO

 THEY GO DOWN THE RIVER



SOME

AND THEY SEE

OTHER PEOPLE



HERE AND



THERE,

AND

WATERFALLS



AND

ALSO SOME

GATORS AND

PANTHERS!


NOW, THE LADY SAYS.

'I SEE THAT YOUR

BOAT HAS A

NICE KITCHEN!...

...I'M AN EXCELLENT COOK!

I ALSO NEED TO TELL YOU THAT

I'M GOING AS FAR

DOWN THE RIVER AS

SAN AUGUSTIN!"...


"OKAY, " SAYS HSR, "LET'S CATCH A FISH AND COOK IT!


SO THEY CATCH A COUPLE,

AND SHE

PREPARES THEM NICELY,

WITH A GOURMET TASTE!!...

"MAN, THIS SURE IS GOOD,"

SMILES A FULL-STOMACH HSR!


NOW THE GUIDE SAYS,

OH MY...

IT LOOKS LIKE A STORM



IS COMING!...LET'S PULL OVER TO THE SIDE AND

WAIT TILL TOMORROW!"


AND THAT TURNED OUT TO BE A GOOD PLAN,

BECAUSE IT RAINS WITH A



PURPOSE!...

AND OTHER RIVERS ARE

INUNDATED,



TOO!...

SO,

IN THEIR DRY CRAFT,

THEY TALK

AND EXCHANGE STORIES

INTO THE NIGHT

AS THEY REST AND PREPARE

FOR

THE NEXT DAY OF ADVENTURE!

Love Toothbrush®                                     






































































































“It’s so Hot…I want 

a Fan!”

As Life

in the 'Big City'

continues,

A Group of 'Affiliates'



is looking for  some

Emergency Dental Care

for their Boss!


This guy says,



"Hey, Boss,

I'm sorry that

You slipped and fell

while trying to..."


"Hey, Bruno," says the Boss

...don't tell anyone

what happened!...Just act like You don't Know...

cause, it's

sort of embarrassing,

and People don't needs to know!"

Now this guy says,

we need to find a

Good Dentist for you

real quick!"



And the Boss says,

"Yeah...But I just



want a Dentist that doesn't

know Me

and what we Do!...I gotta get a

'Stranger Dentist!'...I remember

passing by an office near here!...

I'ma go over there,

and see if He can Help!"




"Well, Boss...You know

how some

of those Dentists

can use a lot of

'Extra Stuff' and

may be even

a little

'Shot Happy!'...If that

happens...Just gimme the Word...

and

I'll...

"Equalize Him!'"



"Naw, don't do any of

that...we



can't make a scene!...I'll just

take the treatment like...a...

...a...'Wise Guy,' right!"



"Right,



Boss!...Just make sure you can

eat some at the

'Boss of Bosses' meeting

at 'The Cafe" this

afternoon!...Wait!

is that the guy over there

coming out of his Office?"


So...

a Dentist is closing up

his office

after a full day, when

the Group



approaches him...


"Hey Doctor, Sir,

I have a

Dental Emergency, and

I have a

real important meeting

in a few hours!,,,

I really need your help, Doc!"



"Good Afternoon, Gentlemen, and Sir,

I am Pleased

to meet You!...I was just closing up shop...

but...I'll open back up...

...just for You!"



"Hey, Doctor Danny Dentation...I'll

Stay late

and

assist you, okay?"



"Oh, You guys are



The Best...for helping Me out!"


"Why don't

your friends come in and



relax in the Waiting Room!...I have

some Ice Water, for you

Gentlemen!"




So,

They all go in

the Office,

and the Group relaxes

with some

Super Cold Ice Water,

and...

...the Good Doctor

Danny Dentation

does his 'Dental Magic'

on the Boss in

Short Order!




"Well, Sir," says

Doctor Danny Dentation,

It's been a

Pleasure helping you

'Get It Back,' you know"...




"Man!...You are the Best, Doc!...

And I can tell that



You're 'Good People!'"


Now the Boss gives the Doctor a hug at

the front door,

and he

shakes the assistant's hand and

thanks her,

then the Group

goes on Their Way!



And as They leave,

this guy says, "Hey, Boss,



You don't look like

nothing happened!...You look

just 'Regular!"



"Thanks, My Man!...

That Dentist is Really Good...and..

I think



that Assistant likes me,

because,

she kept calling Me,

'You Handsome Man!'"




"Well, Boss,

let's

make it on over to

'The Cafe!'...and...

here's a bottle of

Super Cold Ice Water

that the Doc

gave to me

for You!"



"Thanks...That



Doctor Dentation is

'Cool and GQ!'"



And that's 'The Haps'

in another Day

of Life

in the



'Big City!'
























































































































































May you have many...

“We All need Protection of some kind…  

...We All have Challenges, too!...

And there are ‘Missions’

in Our Lives that 

We must complete!...

Many times, 

we can ‘dig in’ 

and 

do it ourselves!...

...Other times, 

it’s nice to have 

Support and ‘Back up!’ ...

...Some People call it ‘Family!'

... Others may call it 

‘Muscle!’”...

...“Oh…   

…and one last thing!...  

…I Love You!”...








..."I know that I've seen You before...

but...

...I just can't place it!"...





..."No...I don't...

...' _____ '  and Tell!"...





...smiles!

“Thanks, Hollywood… 

…for saying that…  

…I look like a 

‘Fashion Plate!’… 

Sometimes, 

I imagine Myself 

as a 

‘Fresh Bowl Of Fruit!...  

…Just for You!...

“Yes, 

I’m going to Sweden and Zimbabwe 

to Pick Up and Deliver, 

but, 

I can’t… 

 …Drop Off a Package for You!”
















































































































"We have...

So Many Things' to do!...  

...Let's.... 

 ...get Started Now!"...

Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where All Of The Biggest Creative Answers To All Of Your Questions Are...   

 ...Inside of You Now!...  

...Just Find Them!

Dental Hygiene Wars!

“OMGosh!...

...That Hygienist is After Me!...  

...I have to 

jump Embrasures 

to Get Away!

“With My Six Upper Appendages, 

I can be Very Effective

 when I Multitask!.

.It's Great!....

...And...

...Bacteria can't...

  ...Stab Me in The Back!"

“My Shift is Finally Over, 

and 

I’m going to the 

...Movies…

...with Hollywood!”

"I'm the Last One left!...

...And there are

Billions of 'Um!'

I'll have to 'Zen'

My Way now !"

“Hip Hop Hooray!... 

…We gave them Gingivitis!... 

…Now…  

…Let’s give Them...

...Periodontitis!”

“You punched Me 

in the nose!...   

…Now...

...You're gonna Pay!”

“Ha Ha!,,,  

,,,Now,

I’m going to use 

...Your Own Sword…  

…against You!”

"That's It!....

...The Ribosomal

Reverse Transcriptase

We've been Looking for!...

With This...

We can Defeat The Hosts!"

“My!...This Hygienist’s 

Spinal Nerve has some…  

…’Pop’ to it!”

“Who knew that 

Diffracting Water Droplets... 

...could be So Beautiful!”

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