“Ha Ha Ha!...Hey!...I Ain’t Givin’ Up No Parts…Of My ‘Lightning Grill’…Right Here…For Nothing!...
…Why Should I?”...
“Don’t get it ‘Twisted!’…
...First…There’s God,
then Self,
then Family…
…Then Teeth!
“My Smile
is what first caught
Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report’s Eye!...
..And as We talked More…
He Liked My Personality!...
…Then He learned more about
how I care about The World!...
…Now,
I really Care about Him, and
He cares about Me…
...and...
…What I Believe In!”…
“Yup!...
…I just filled It Up…
…and…
…We’re Ready To Go!”
“Helena!...
…Doctor Report sure does
‘Cut A Nice Figure’
coming down
those stairs!...
I can tell that...
…We’re in
for A...
“Sure!... I’ll tell You what
the World needs more of
Right Now!...
…Peace, Baby!”
“Many of Us Want something that
is not easily Obtained!
We,
for sure,
Must 'Pay the Piper,'
if We want to 'Dance
to that Nice Music!'
However...
...if You want Something Bad Enough,
...don’t sell your Soul,
or Your Front Teeth
to get It!...
And,
if,
in the end,
you really can’t Achieve It,
well then...
...Shoot For another 'Lofty
Goal' that You can get!”
“Wow!...I know what I’d give up Two Teeth for!...
…For the Love of Hollywood!...
...But then…
Things might ‘Change!’...
…Forget it!...
...I’m keeping My Teeth!
You and Your
‘I like to,
and I need to,
keep on helping out the Less Fortunate
in Our Society’
Smiles
are
really trying not to become
one of those Less Fortunate
yourself,
and joining them
on the Cold
Streets!
‘I like to,
and I need to,
keep on helping out the Less Fortunate
in Our Society’
Smiles
are
really trying not to become
one of those Less Fortunate
yourself,
and joining them
on the Cold
and Cruel
Streets!
This Delicious Episode
for Today
is brought to you by
the Cookie Monster,
who will say
and do anything
for his Favorite Baked
Dough!
for Today
is brought to you by
the Cookie Monster,
who will say
and do anything
for his Favorite Baked
Dough!
This Time...
HSR wants to meet some Pretty
and Strong Women
so
He signs up at a
Women's Boxing
Gym!...
But...
...almost Instantly!... He...
finds out the 'Hard Way'
that
he is
'Out Of
His Territory!'
And
One Women teaches him a Lesson..in and Out
of
The Ring!
Okay...
so...
...Nature has its way
of 'Socking It To' HSR...
...Every week!...
So, what else is New?
This time, however,
we pick up where we
left of in
"She Had The “Bucked-est” Teeth
As A Kid, But...
...You Should
See Her Now!"
"Beautiful Spy Tricks Dentist To Help Get The "God Algorithms"
From Google, Amazon,
And Facebook! Part 2."
and even
before that in
is WHERE, AFTER YEARS OF
HE FINALLY
DECIDES TO STUDY
THE DEEP BLUE OCEANS,
JUST LIKE HIS
HIS GREAT GRANDPA,
WHO HAD
THREE DOCTORATE DEGREES
AS AN
EXPLORATORY OCEANOGRAPHER!...
...
BUT,
HSR'S DREAM IS
TO GO EVEN DEEPER...
...ALL THE WAY TO
THE BOTTOM
OF THE UNKNOWN
SEAS!...
AND HE SORT OF SMILES AT
THE OLD DIVING SUITS...
AND EVEN THE LATEST ONES
ARE FUNNY-LOOKING TOO!...
BUT HSR
HAS A DEPTH-CONQUERING
SUIT IN MIND...
FOR BATTLING
EVEN
THE MOST
FEARSOME
OF SEA OGRES!...
...
SO, THIS DAY,
HE GETS TO DO
A SOLO VENTURE
NEAR THE ATLANTIC'S
"MARIANA'S TRENCH"...
WHERE THE SEA
IS THE DEEPEST, AND,
NEW OCEAN LIFE IS
SO ABUNDANT!...
AND,
SO IS
THE FAST MOVING,
MINERAL-RICH,
SEA-FLOOR VOLCANO'S
HOT ,
LAVA!...
SO,
HE'S IN HIS
ONE-PERSON
HIGH-PRESSURE-TOLERANT
SMALL SUB...
AND HE
DETACHES FROM THE MOTHERSHIP...
AND HE SAYS "SEE YA!"
TO THE
AIRY ATMOSPHERE ABOVE...
...FOR A WHILE!...
AND
HE SLOWLY MAKES HIS WAY...
WHILE CHECKING AND RECHECKING
HIS CONTROLS AND
CALIBRATED INSTRUMENTS...
AND, HEY...
AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT!...
THERE'S STUFF
TO
SEE!
OMG!...
SO NOW,
HSR IS
JUST WHISTLING AND
SAILING ALONG...
"OMG!...
SHUCKS!
A SURPRISED HSR
SHIFTS IN HIS SEAT!
"HEY!" SAYS HSR,
"THAT ONE'S
CUTE!"
"WAIT...WTF!..." SAYS HSR!
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!
A
SHARP-TOOTHED
SHARK IS
BITING MY PROPANE TANK!
OH NO!...
NOW
IT'S LEAKING!
CRAP!...
AND WHAT'S THIS!
A GIGANTIC, SPARKING
ELECTRIC EEL!...
HEADED THIS WAY!
NOOOOOO!...
PROPANE AND SPARKS
DON'T MIX!...
SO, HSR
QUICKLY RELEASES
THAT
LEAKING TANK!
"I CAN FEEL A
SPARK
ABOUT TO COME!
OH NO!
THAT TANK'S
GONNA BLOW!"...
BOOOOOM!
THE BLAST FORCE
PUNCHES HSR DOWNWARD...
BUT
LUCKILY,
NOT INTO THE ROCKS!...
...
SO, WITH HIS SUB
STILL OPERATIONAL,
HE CHECKS THE TERRAIN...
"I'LL HIDE IT OUT
FOR A WHILE IN THIS CAVE!...
THERE!"...
AND
AFTER A BIT,
THE NOISES AND
RUMBLINGS DIE DOWN...
NOW,
IT'S TOTALLY QUIET
IN HERE...
NOT WANTING TO
TURN HIS
LIGHTS ON JUST YET...
TO CHECK THE CONTROL PANEL..
HE WAITS
A MINUTE OR TWO...
TO MAKE SURE
THAT HE IS
THE ONLY THING DOWN HERE!
"IT SEEMS SAFE..FOR NOW!...
BUT...
I'LL WAIT A LITTLE LONGER"...
AND THEN,
HE STARTS
TO GET A LITTLE DROWZY
THEN
HE DOZES OFF...
...
WHOA!
A DREAM SHOWS UP!
...
WOW!...
THESE FISH ARE
OBEYING
HSR'S COMMAND!
"WHAT VIBRANT
COLORS!" THINKS HSR...
"I'M REMINDED OF MY VISIT
TO
SEA WORLD!"
THEN,
THIS
SEA OGRE SAYS TO HSR,
"OH, SAILOR OF THE
DEEP BLUE SEA!...
YOU ARE ON A MISSION
TO STABILIZE
THE OCEAN'S CURRENTS!...
IT
MUST BE COMPLETED!...
I NEED NOT REVEAL
WHAT YOU ARE TO DO YET...
BUT JUST
REALIZE THAT
IT IS
EARTH-SAVING...
OH...
AND
ONE MORE THING...
YOU NEED TO
WAKE UP...
NOW!"
"YES...
WAKE UP, SAILOR!
IT'S
TIME TO LEAVE
YOUR SPOT!"
SAYS THIS
CHARACTER!"
THEN...
THIS DREAM CREATURE,
SEEMS TO CRAWL TOWARD HSR!"
WHICH,
FOR SURE...
MAKES HSR OPEN HIS EYES...
...AND
LOOKING AROUND...
...IT'S STILL NOISELESS
AND MOTIONLESS...
AND
IT'S STILL
PITCH BLACK...
BUT THEN,
AN ALMOST
IMPERCEPTIBLE FORCE
DISTURBANCE
IN THE MATRIX WEB
IS FELT BY HIM...
AND HE
DECIDES TO LOOK
IN BACK
ONE MORE TIME!
AND
IT'S GOOD THAT HE DID...
BECAUSE,
NOW...
HE SEES
THE EYES OF
SOMETHING
THAT COULD BE THIS...
THAT COULD BE THIS...
OR THIS...
OR EVEN THIS!...
WHICH MAKES HSR
"STEP ON THE GAS!...
AND SHOOT
OUT OF THERE
LIGHTNING QUICK!...
...LIKE THIS...
BUT
ONLY UNDERWATER!
AND
THE NEXT THING
WE SEE IS
HSR
"BURNING BUBBLES!"
AS HE
IS NOW
"GONE...
WITH THE WATER!"
SO NOW
THAT HSR IS FREE
FROM THAT DANGER
BACK THERE,
HE STARTS TO ENJOY
LOOKING AT SOME
OF THE SEA
LIFE
AGAIN!
"DON'T LET
THIS THING...
GET ANY CLOSER!"
HSR SCREAMS..
SO, AFTER GETTING AWAY
FROM THAT THING,
AND SAILING
A LITTLE WHILE LONGER,
HSR FINDS OUT THAT
HIS GPS
IS DOWN!
"SO,
WHERE AM I,"
HSR ASKS
HISSELF,
WHAT'S THIS!...
...DID SOME ANCIENT CIVILIZATION
MAKE THIS?...
OR SOME ALIENS?...
AND DID THOSE ALIENS
LIVE UNDER
THIS
WATER?"
NOW,
HSR PULLS UP
TO THE SURFACE...
"WOW!...
HE SAYS,
AS HE JUMPS FOR JOY!
SO,
AS HE PARKS HIS
CRAFT,
AND WALKS TO THE SHORE,
HE SEES
SOME SEALS
AND A NATURAL BREAKWATER,
AND A BEAUTIFUL
NOW,
A RELIEVED
AND THANKFUL
HSR PRAYS
TO THE 'MAN UPSTAIRS,'
"I'M SO VERY
THANKFUL
TO YOU
FOR HELPING ME
MAKE IT
THIS FAR!"...
...
AND WITH THAT,
HSR STRETCHES OUT AND
MAXIMALLY RELAXES
AND
BEFORE HE NODS OFF,
HE WISHES THAT HE
HAD SOME
BEAUTIFUL COMPANY!...
BUT HE
DOESN'T
HAVE ANY BEAUTIFUL
COMPANY, SO
HE JUST
GOES TO SLEEP,
AND,
OH BOY,
HIS SUBCONSCIOUSNESS
...WAKES UP...
...TO ENTERTAIN HIM!
AND HIS FIRST DREAM SCENE
HAS HIM IN CLASS...
AT USC DENTAL SCHOOL!
AND THE TEACHER ASKS HSR,
"DID YOU TURN
YOUR HOMEWORK IN...
BECAUSE, I DON'T SEE IT!...
PLEASE REPORT TO
MY OFFICE
IMMEDIATELY AFTER
THIS SEMINAR!"
SO,
HSR GOES TO HER OFFICE,
AND HE STEPS INSIDE...
"HAVE A SEAT, DOCTOR REPORT!...IF
YOU INTEND
ON GRADUATING ON
TIME AND
BECOMING A DENTIST,"
THE PROFESSOR STARTS,
"YOU WILL NEED TO
HONOR ALL OF YOUR
GIVEN ASSIGNMENTS!...IS
THAT UNDERSTOOD?"
AND HSR REPLIES,
"YES, MAM...THAT
WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!"
NOW,
ANOTHER SCENE COMES
INTO FOCUS,
"HSR...THERE YOU ARE...
...I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!...BUT...
I NEED TO KNOW IF
YOU WANT IT WITH
JUST PLAIN!"
BUT
BEFORE HE CAN
SAY ANYTHING,
THIS 'WATER GUARDIAN'
SPEAKS TO HSR,
"HI THERE, EXPLORER!...
I SAW YOU
PASS BY
MY PART OF
THE SEA!
I DON'T GET MANY
VISITORS...BUT...
YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!
PLEASE EXCUSE ME FOR
BARGING INTO
YOUR DREAM,
BUT
WE MERMAIDS CAN DO THAT
TO HELP US COMMUNICATE WITH
YOU 'AIR BREATHERS!'
OH YES!...I CAN HELP YOU
BECOME A
'MERMAN' IF YOU WANT...BUT...
...I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN
YOU BACK INTO AN
'AIR BREATHER!'...BUT...
I KNOW THAT WE CAN HAVE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL
TIME TOGETHER!...ALL YOU
HAVE TO DO IS
WALK INTO THE SEA, AND
DON'T GET BACK INTO
YOUR VESSEL, AND,
ALL OF THE
BEAUTIFUL OCEANS
WILL BE OURS
TO PLAY IN!...
I'LL BE WAITING!"...
AND HSR TAKES A
'MENTAL NOTE' OF THAT
THEN HE HAS 'VISIONS'
OF
PARTIES,
AND A GIRLFRIEND
BACK HOME
AND THEN
MORE PARTIES
AND
FLYING IN A SUPERJET!...
BUT AFTER A WHILE HE WAKES UP
AND STRETCHES SOMEWHAT
AND THEN
SOMETHING INSIDE
OF HIM TELLS
HIM TO SEEK THE SAFETY
OF HIS
PERSONAL SUBMARINE
AND 'GET OUT OF THERE QUICKLY'
INTO THE
ADVENTURES
THAT LIE AHEAD!...
"Don't
Be Evil!"
"Hi there, Once Again,
People!...
Please be careful
of what
You Wish For...Or Beg For!
It's not good to
'Be Really Desperate!'
...For Anything!
I heard some
People talking
the Other Day that
They would give
Their
Beautiful
Two Front Teeth Up...
For Some
Material
Things!
Here's what some of Them
said:
"I would
gladly
'Give Them Up'
if My Family and I
never had to
go Hungry Again!"
"Man...if I could
only get
that Pretty
Rolls Royce...I'd do it!...and
for the Solid Gold Phantom...
...Man...
...You can have...
all My Top Teeth!...Shucks, Dude!"
"But...
We All have our own
Lives to Live!
And we have Choices!"
"I'd do that
if I could
be a Millionaire...no...
...a Billionaire!"
"Yes, Dahhling!...
I'll take an
Estate
in the
Hamptons,
of course,
and one on
Jupiter Island,
Florida...
but...
...Don't tell My Hubby!"
"Let me Discover a
New Planet or Comet
and...
...Ouch!...
...I'll do it!"
"If I can Marry a
High Tech
Billionaire...
I'll do It!"
"And,
this Person says,
"I’ll let You
have 'um,
right now...
if I
can be a
Rich and Famous
Movie Star!...
...Yeah...Right Now!"
"Not surprisingly,
some People would like to
Help Humanity in
a Big Way!:
"Man, If I can Find a
Cure for
all Cancers...well...
we can Negotiate!"
"OMGosh...Who knows what I'd do...
If I could
be the First
Woman
to Give Birth and
have a
Family On The
Moon!"
"And then...of course...there
always
has to be one Outlier!:"
""Come On..Why are you
asking a silly Rhetorical Question
like this?...You know that
many People
won't take
You up on
that Offer!...If
They do...
they must be
Really 'Hard Up'"
"You know what?...
You're probably right!
...But These times are
getting Harder for many People!...
And a talk show Host
Posed the same Question
and many
people in the
Audience said,
"Yes, They would give up something
'Very Significant'
to get what They Want and Need!"
"So, Ladies and Gentlemen,
is there something
that
You want so Bad That You'd
'Give Up The Front Two?'"
"Before You go!...
My Dentist, Doctor Olah Orala...
...you know...
the Dentist to the World's Billionaires,
well,
He noticed that
my Enamel is Extremely Rare!... It has
special and specific,
'Anti-antigenic' and
'Morphogenic' 'qualities,
which will allow hm
and his researchers to
clone its structure,
and make fillings
that are
'Extremely Biomimetic!
So I gave him
all of
My Enamel!...
...And...
...In return...
he gave me
This Cool
Superyacht
and
a very rare
Picasso!...But I had to sell the
Picasso
to pay for the upkeep of the
Superyacht,
and all of
My Beautiful Friends!...
Yeah, Baby!...Because
I gave up My Special Teeth...
...now...
...Life...
...Is Too-Sweet!"
May you have many...
...”Now that you
pulled me out of
My Dental Hygiene Class…
…What do
You want to ask Me?”...
..."People!...
...Everyday,
‘Come On Out’
with a ‘Strong and
an Undeniably You Statement!’…
…You are here to ‘Be Seen and Heard!’…
…Do not
‘Go Quietly Into The Night!...
…Uncover New Knowledge
...and…
…Advance the State of the World!...
...“I can tell that I’m Dreaming about You, because…
…Stuff is Happening Sideways!”...
..."Now that Your
Dental Office is
closed for the Day...
...Doctor Report...
I'd like to
surprise You
with Something!"...
...smiles!
“I Love It that,
no matter where
in the World
We travel,
You and I are
Always ‘Fashionalicious!”
“Keepers of The Deciduous Teeth!...
...From the Past…the Present…
And of the Future!...
...I Call Out…And…
...Connect With Your
Precious Promises!”
On The 'Fast Freeway Of Life'...
...One Is Alll...
...And...
...All Is One!...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where
This Lady Says,
"I Am Warning The Inhabitants
Of Earth
Lose Our
Pristine And Lovely
Naturalness,
And Be Left With A Predictable
And
Nightmarish Wasteland
Everywhere!...
...Some Scientists Reveal That
If We Don't Change...
We,
As A Species,
May Have Only
...About 300 Years Of 'Livability' Left!"
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Don't Be Afraid,
Dorothy!...
You're My
Favorite Hygienist!...
...For Lunch!"
“Yes!...
...Look at Me!...
…I’ve been abandoned
by My Colleagues in this
Forsaken Peridontium
for Fifteen Years!”
My Separated Eyes give Me an…
…Unmatched Stereoscopic Perspective!”
“Why, I’ve been working the ‘Nocturnal Shift for...
...Five Years now!”
“Come to think of it…
...Who’s
...Side are you on anyway?”
“If I can only Survive this…
…Decalcification Cyclone!”
“Do You Hygienists
have…
…Any Last Wishes?”
"Holy Calculus!...
How'd those
Hygienists get in Here!"
Peace…
…Love…
…and...
…Tranquility!...
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