"My Childresn!...I Call Upon You...To Awaken!...It Is...Time To Celebrate!... And...We Are...Proceeding Forth...Into...
...'Our New Eras!'"...
"I just saw HSR!...
He's traversing this
'Forbidden Forest'
in Transylvania
to Win the 'Million Dollar Prize,'
so that He can
pay for His
USC Dental School Tuition!
...But...
...He looks
'Scared Out Of His Wits!'...
I just Hope
that He
Survives this
'Particularly
Weird and Dangerous' Night!"
"Tonight is the Night!...
...And...
the 'Party of All
Halloween Parties'...
is about to Start!...
Some will be
'Embarrassed'
The Next Day,
by
Their 'Behavior
and Antics'
at this 'Free For All'...
...while...
Others...will be
So Proud and Satisfied!"
"Doctor Report!...
I won't Be Coming to Your
Party Tonight, but, You
know that I am
looking out
for 'Your Interests'
in
The Southern Hemisphere!"
"I know You, HSR...
...You didn't come
Two Thousand Miles
to See Me,
only to
Say "Hello!""
"I am entering 'The Party' through
an Unknown Underground Tunnel
leading to
one of the
Basements
of The Castle!...
Then I'll Give
Hollywood Smiles Report
the
"I am
Picking Up
some
'Strange Aberrations'
In the
'Intertwinements'
of the Upcoming Festivities!...
I must
Inform Him At Once!"
"I am
Head Of Security
for the Party Tonight!
And if
Anyone
'Tries Anything Crazy'
They will Pay
with
Their
'Most Precious'
of
'Humeral Elements!"
"I am HSR'
Personal BodyGuard!
And No One will
Be Closer to
Him...
Than Me!"
"I plan on
'Seeing'
Everyone with
All Of My
'Mysterious and A.I.'
Eyes!"
"Just Look at
All of Those People Partying!...
...Little do They
know
of
My Plans...
...in Store For Them!"
You and Your
'no matter how Dark and Spooky
the Night,
the New Day
is
Always Bright'
Smiles
are
Your 'Deep Thought'
Halloween
Episode is brought to you by
a Friendly 'Trick Or Treat'
Giver!
Are You...and HSR...
going to be
One of those that
have too many
Halloween Candies?
...Maybe You will be...
...and...
...maybe You won't!...
But We'll see just how big
Your
Bag Gets!
And We'll just see
how 'Outlandish and Crazy'
Hollywood' Smiles Report's
Third Annual
Halloween Party Gets Tonight!
I tell Ya...
that...if it is
going to be
anything like
Last Year during,
" I Bought A 193 Year Old Dental Practice…That I Now Know Has
Ghosts!...So...Here’s What I Am Going
To Do!...Part 4..."
or before that
during
"I Just Bought A 192 Year Old Dental Practice…That I Now Know Has
Ghosts!...So
then
WE BETTER
STRAP ON OUR SEAT BELTS
AND HARNESSES,
BECAUSE PEOPLE AND 'THINGS'
DON'T WANT
'PRIM AND
DURING HALLOWEEN...
THEY WANT
'RAUNCHY
AND
TELL ME DOCTOR REPORT,"
ASKS
HAVING YOUR 3RD ANNUAL
PARTY?"
AND HOLLYWOOD SAYS,
I FOUND A
COUPLE OF PLACES
THAT ARE
SORT OF OUT OF THE WAY,
BUT
THE NEIGHBORS WON'T COMPLAIN!"
THEN SHE ASKS,
"ARE YOU
WITH THE
MOAT?"
YEAH!...THAT WILL BE A GREAT
'CONVERSATION STARTER'
AND A REMINDER FOR PEOPLE
TO BE ON
GOOD BEHAVIOR...MAYBE!" HE RESPONDS...
"AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A
COUPLE OF SURPRISES
"YES, MY DEAR...LIKE
NO ONE HAS
DONE BEFORE!" HSR SMILES...
SO...
WITH THE PARTY ABOUT TO START...
IT SHOULD HAVE A
GOOD TURNOUT
BECAUSE THE BEST
ADVERTISEMENT
IS THROUGH
'WORD OF MOUTH'
AND FROM PARTIERS
FROM PREVIOUS YEARS!
"I WAS HERE LAST YEAR
AND
I MET SOME
'LIKE-MINDED' PEOPLE
AND
"YES!...
PEOPLE
ARE GETTING READY
AND LOOKING
THEIR
'HOTTEST!
AND
THEY ARE
ARRIVING AT THE CASTLE
IN MANY WAYS,
LIKE...
...THROUGH THE AIR
AND BY
TRAIN,
AND BY
WITCH'S BROOMS,
(WHAT A DRONE-LIKE VIEW!)
...BY
CAR, AND...
...ALSO BY
PLAIN OLD WALKING!
AND THIS PARTIER SAYS,
EVERYONE'S GONNA
REMEMBER
NOW,
THE LINE AT THE CASTLE
LOOKS LIKE THE
LINES AT
NIGHT CLUBS!
NOW,
THIS LADY,
WHO GREETS PEOPLE,
SAYS,
"GOOD NIGHT...PEOPLE...
YOU CAN
BUT
THAT...
YOU
'ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK...
...AND...
...REWARD!'"
AND, SO...
THINGS ARE
REVVING UP!...
AND THE BANDS ARE
SETTING THE PEOPLE
OFF!...
AND IN SOME OTHER
CAVERNOUS ROOMS
THE BANDS
PLAY ON!...
OMGOSH!...
...DON'T
HURT YOURSELVES!
WHOA!... HE'S DANCING LIKE
HE WANTS A
DATE LATER ON!...
WILL YA
JUST LOOK AT THESE GUYS!
THE MUSIC AND
THE BEATS...
ARE INFECTIOUS!...
AND IT'S ONE FOR ALL
AND
ALL FOR ONE!
HEY!...HOW DOES
HE DO IT?
"GO ON AND...
GET IT SISTAHS1"
"HEY, SWITCH BLADE!...
YOU'RE ALWAYS
LOOSING YOUR HEAD AT THESE THINGS!"
WAIT!... AM I
SEEING WHAT
I'M SEEING?
...NO...
...COMMENT!....
IT'S AS IF...
'MAGIC IS IN THE AIR!'
EVEN THE GHOSTS
ARE 'INTO IT!'
NOW THESE GUYS SAY,
..."WE WANT THE AWARDS!"
THEN,
THE CROWD CHANTS,
"WE WANT AWARDS, WE WANT AWARDS,
WE WANT AWARDS!
SO,
A SHOW HOST CALLED
ARM-ENIA ARMY, SAYS,
"IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE
AT THE
PART OF THE SHOW
WHERE WE RECOGNIZE
THE
'BEST OF THE BEST' AND THE
'WORST OF THE WORST!'...
SO,
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
THE AWARD FOR THE
'COOLEST ZOMBIE,'
BY POPULAR VOTE,
GOES TO
MORTEMER 'SCABBY' JONES!...
...COME ON UP, SCABBY!"
"THANK YOU MISS ARMY...
...THIS IS THE
THE BEST THING
THAT'S
HAPPENED TO ME...
...EVER!...THANK YOU,
MY FELLOW _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E R S !
NOW THE CROWD ROWDILY CHEERS
WITH A VENGEANCE!
"OKAY, YOU SCUMBAGS" SAYS ARM-ENIA
MAKING THE PEOPLE CLAP
LOUDLY...AGAIN...
"THE WINNER OF THE
'PRETTIEST VAMPIRE'
GOES TO
DOROTHY
HEMOGLOBIN!...COME ON UP DOROTHY!
HERE YOU ARE!"
AND...
THE WINNER
OF THE
'UGLIEST SMILE' CONTEST
IS
MATILDA
BONE MARROW!"
NOW...
...'THE COUNT', PRESENTS HIMSELF TO
THE CROWD AND SAYS,
"NIGHT LIVERS' AND 'DAY LIVERS'...
IT HAS BEEN MY DISTICT PLEASURE
TO CELEBRATE THIS
TIME OF YEAR WITH YOU!...
I HAVE HAD A
'GHOULISHLY GOOD TIME!...
...HOW ABOUT YOU?"
AND THE WHOLE CASTLE ERUPTS
IN A THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE!
"WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL!...
...ALL OF YOU...
GHOSTS, GOBLINS, ZOMBIES,
WITCHES, VAMPIRES, FREAKS,
...OH...AND I CAN'T FORGET...'HUMANS'"...
AND THE CROWD GOES
CRAZY AGAIN!...
..."THE SUN
IS ABOUT TO RISE, MY BRETHREN,"
CONTIUNES
THE COUNT, "AND...
...THAT'S MY SIGN
TO
'CALL IT A NIGHT!...
BUT... I LEAVE YOU BY
THANKING
DOCTOR HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT,
AND EVERY 'BEAST' HELPING OUT...
...AND ...ESPECIALLY...
TO ALL OF YOU 'DEGENERATES'
...AT THE PARTY!...
GOOD NIGHT
AND SEE YA NEXT YEAR!"
AND THE PARTY 'KEEPS HOPPING'
ALMOST UNTIL THE
NEXT AFTERNOON!...
"HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD...
WHO THROWS GREAT PARTIES IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!"
"GLORISSA, MY LADY!...
...WE'VE GO TO FIND A WAY
TO HAVE A BETTER PARTY
THAN HOLLYWOOD ,
NEXT YEAR!"
"Some of those Hallowen Costumes Sure are
So...OMGosh!..."
Well!...
Things are 'Looking Up!
I just Graduated from
USC Dental School!...And...
I'm about to
Get My
First Dental
Office!...Yay!...
All those years of
Study...
are about to
'Pay Off!'...
...Big Time...Yes!...
So...as I drive down the
highway,
to the Dental Building,
I think about some of
My
Professors
and some of the Clinical
Instructors
that helped Me!
Oh,
...and I also think of some of
My Classmates
and Dental
Auxiliary
help...
and especially
my Dental School
Patients
who helped me
keep a
'Proper Perspective!'
Yes!...I'm going to
make a lot of
Patients Smile
better through My
Efforts!
So, I'm on My Way
to see
The Place I
just bought
to Practice
My Profession
of
Dentistry!
Hip Hip Hooray!
But the only Time I can Visit the Building,
without
waiting a long Time
is to
just drive there Myself!
Right Now!...
So, I'm
almost there!
This
Dental/Medical Office Building
that I have yet to see...
has been
on the market
for Years,
and...
...it is priced
almost
'Next To Nothing!'
So, I bought it!...
...Sight Unseen!
Which...now that I think
about it...I'd wonder if...
...I'd
do it again!
But...be that as it may!...
Now,
I'm at the place
and I
park my car
across the street from it!
"Wow,"
I exclaim...
"One can say that
it
'Has Potential!'...
However...it does look a
'little scary'
right now,"
I think to myself,
"but in the day light,
I just know that
it looks Just Great!"...
So, I
get to one of the Front Gates,
and I think,
"My...what opulent
Iron Work!...
Then...
...the gate...OMG!...
opens for me!...
"But, wait!"
I ask myself,
"is someone here expecting me?"
So,
not at all scared...too much...
I stride along
the walkway
to the front door,
and to the side I see
'Something...
on
the Lawn!
Now I think,
Wow!...That sure
is a
'Conversation Starter!'"
But Suddenly...
some
frightened Bats
Scatter!..
But Wait!...Oh No!
Now...
They...
...Have Their Eyes
...on Me!
So I run and
hide behind some Bushes
and cover Myself
with My Arms
trying to swat Them Away!
And after a short while,
"Whew!," I say
to myself, "that was a close one!
...I think I'll go to the
Front Door and See inside!"
And on my way,
I see
some
'Unusual Flowers!'
And further along, Whoa!...
there's a
Statue that
I may have to
Remove later on!
"Oh," I think, "and there's
one Statute that
I'll just leave!"
"Hey!...Am I seeing Something?" I say,
as I think I see
Something on the side
moving
in the Dark!
Well, whatever!...
Okay...
...so...
I cautiously
walk up the stairs
and...
on the way to the Door...
...Crap!...
...I
fall
into a
Trap Door
Hole!
Ooooh
Nooooo!....
So, after taking a quick
Inventory...
..I'm not hurt!
"Prezalo!"
And,
I get up and
look around the Room
and...
"I need to get away from this
Interrogation Chair!" I think...
Now,
I hear some footsteps
coming from a Hallway...
...and...they are getting louder...
...and louder...and...
Okay...
...I see another door
opposite the
coming Foot Steps
which I open with
No Hesitation...and Run!
And after a while, I
slow down to a walk
and
pass by an open door and
see
a person with a
Witch kind of Laugh, saying,
"Come and Join Me!"
...Which I don't,
and
I
run some more
with renewed Vigor!
And then...
after a while of
more running,
I think, "Man...just how big is this house?...
I keep going and
discovering new places!...
So after resting and
Catching My Breath,
I think, "I'm going to
call an Exterminator
and
have
Them get rid of
all of the
'Bad Stuff' Here!"
Now...
I hear a 'Suspicious Sound'
not far away so I
take
a peek around a corner,
then quickly
go down a hall
and pass an open door
with some
'People who
ask Me,
"Please Come in
and We'll Make it so
You never want
To Leave!"...
..."Or can't" says this
One!
Not
wanting any part
of That Deal...
I run to another
Room and go inside...
.."Oh No, I'ma
Gonner, Now!" I
cry!
Right then, a Voice
says,
"Leave Him!" and that
Scary Thing doesn't attack Me...
Then,
I
turn behind Me
to see
where that voice
came from!...
"Sir, Doctor!...says this
being in a
Crystal Ball, "I know all About You and
Your Purchase of
this Place!...
...Let's make a Deal!...
...Pick Me up and carry Me...
...and...
I'll
help You Navigate This
Mansion!...
...How does that
Sound to You, Sir Doctor?"
May you have many...
...Some People
only concentrate
on How they will
Live Life
Here on Earth
...while others
want to get a
'Head Start' on
Their 'Next Segment' of...
...Eternity!"
..."As the Official Caterer...
I'm glad that...
...They Ate Up All The Food!"...
..."Of Course...
I go to
Hollywood's Party Every Year!
But I have to Leave
a little Early
Because,
Some People
and 'Things'
want
More Attention
than I can Give!"
...smiles!
"Every year,
the Week after Hollywood's Party...
...We
'Heatedly Discuss'
how we can Improve Things!...And
I Love it
when We
'Exchange Our Pieces Of Minds!"
"Dang!... I know that
I should've
done my
Baby Tooth Route...
Only At Night!"
I Feel
So Good After My... .
.. 'Morning Mix!"...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where
You're Not The Only One
Who
Has To ....
...'Watch Your Back!'...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"You should
see how those
Hygienists
Fight and Wiggle
While I
Spin them in My Web!"
Dental Hygienist
from the
Planet Xylo!...
We don't use
Our Lips
when We Kiss...
We 'Play...
...for the 'Most Thrilling Feelings!'...(Guf, Guf!)."
"I am the
Only One
that emerged from My Mother,
because
of the 100 Developing Babies in
Her Womb,
We all had to...
Eat each other...or
...Be Eaten!"
"Wow!... I'm just now
thrown into
this New Mouth
by a
'Kissing Couple!"
...I now Wonder...
what...
...New Opportunities...I might find!...
"I might have
Lost some of my Colleagues
but...
They 'Ain't Gonna'
Get Me!"
"I had the
'Strongest Bite'
in My
'Survival Skills Class!"
"I'm the first Bacterium
with an
'Opposing Thumb'...and...
...I...
...Destroy Things So
Easy Now!"
"Forget Seconds and Thirds...
I'm going back at least
150 Times!"
"Love is the
Greatest Force
in the Universe...
...Bar None!"
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