"Hey!...I'm Just...Too Lazy...To...Lift Up My Arm...And Brush!...And I hope that...
...I don't get Toothpaste All Over!"...
"So...You're a 'Godfather'
of that part of Dentistry?
Well...
...that makes You seem
sort of Edgy and
maybe
a little Dangerous!
Let Me...
Take a Good Look at You!"
"Versatility is a Virtue!
It's not easy to get
to a Place like that!
Prolonged Study and
Analysis is
required!
And all of the Conditions
have to
'Brew Properly!'
Oh...and
One has to ask
and actively seek
what they want...
then...
when the Universe is
'Ready'
for that
Advancement...
...It'll be Born!"
"I Love My Virtual LoveToothBrush
so Much
that
I'm inviting Doctor Report to...
...Ride with Me!"
"Hi!...
I just want to
"Doctor Cyril,
walk through the field
like in
the Sound of Music!"
"Doctor Cyril,
...I'm glad that
We could touch base
Last Week
at the
Algorithm Conference
Downtown!...
...Me?...
Sure, I'd like to
before the Next Class!"
"Thank You for your help
trying to restore
Our Forest's
Chlorophillic Circulatory System last week!...I hope
You Succeed!
"Good to See You
Today,
My Godfather?"
'Serial Inventor Types'
My Godfather?"
"With
Unbridled Imaginations
and
Unhinged Enthusiasm,
One can Discover Many Things!"
"I'm well aware of You
that get
...what ever They Make Up!"
You and Your
'Enjoy it!...This may be the
...what ever They Make Up!"
You and Your
'Enjoy it!...This may be the
Last
Toothbrushing Variation invented that
you'll ever see'
Smiles
are
just saying,
"Oh Well!"
This
This
'Never been done before in Humanity'
Episode
is
brought to you by
an Artistic Choreographing Dentist,
with some parts...
...Classical
and other Parts
Cool!
Keep your Eyes on the Prize...
...or...
you may
Miss Something!
That's Right, People!
And You know that
HSR
Misses
A lot of Things!...
But...What else is New?
...Besides this Episode!
Well...'The New' started
with the post,
"Sweet Earth, Oh
...Sweet Earth!
Blessed by the Lord,
Yes...The Lord made the Earth...
...for His Flocks!...
And now,
we have a 'More Advanced
Global Civilization!'
But now they
studied them, and
they have
Your Teeth Are So 'Shockingly Great' That...I Must Ask You..."What's...
...Your Secret?"...
And...
...It Is As Follows:
"Sweet Earth, Oh
Blessed by the Lord,
Yes...The Lord made the Earth...
...for His Flocks!...
And now,
we have a 'More Advanced
Global Civilization!'
However, some 'Galactic Super Beings'
from
an extremely far
Other World
are in big trouble!
They need to learn
to live else where,
because their Home Solar System
is being destroyed!
They already have learned how to
travel through space instantaneously,
by overcoming linear
relocation restrictions...
need
to learn how
to travel to other Dimensions
and conquer all of the New Beings
and
New Realms
that they come across!
Their species began in a
Very Violent Section of Space,
where ‘Voracious
Black Holes’
travel faster than the speed of light
and
‘tear up whole Galactic Superclusters in a
Heart Beat!'
The Black Holes
swallow stuff
swallow stuff
that cannot
escape!...
Then one day,
a Wise Person among them
says,
“Oh, Commander
Cyril,
I have detected a Planet which seems
‘Biologically Self Sustaining!
And perfectly suited as a source of
Dreamers!
It seems to be a Whole Planet of
Dreamers!…
...which is what we need
to Transcend and Explore
past this Dimension
We inhabit!
I have
studied them, and
they have
an Atmosphere
that is
compatible
to Our Needs!...
We can
to Our Needs!...
We can
land there and
locate a viable
'Being'
on
said Planet
said Planet
with whom,
We can
'Establish Mind Links
with The Dreamers
and
'Inter-Engage'
with them
and
Copy and Improve
on their 'Dream Randomness
Maximizers'
to...achieve
Our Needed Cerebral Breakthroughs
and Our
Improved Looks!
Now...
with our 'Hybridized' selves,
our First Task
our First Task
is to
Master the Elegant Scientific
Processes needed to make and
enter those
kinds
of Dimensional Portals!"
And Commander Cyril responds,
"Let Us
proceed immediately
and get what We need to
'Rule All Of Everything!'"
So,
enter those
kinds
of Dimensional Portals!"
And Commander Cyril responds,
"Let Us
proceed immediately
and get what We need to
'Rule All Of Everything!'"
So,
they reach Earth
with little delay
and seek out
the
Perfect Human Specimen by
Secretly scanning
everyone!
And..of course...
they
quickly pick HSR out
of the
Masses!
Yes!...This Feat is
...
with little delay
and seek out
the
Perfect Human Specimen by
Secretly scanning
everyone!
they
quickly pick HSR out
of the
Masses!
Now that they have
Him
on their ship,
they are
ready to 'Aquire the Dream Factors'
and Hybridize
their Galactic
Super Being Surrogates!
"We must get this 'Being' to
Hybridize at least 100 of Ours!" says
the Wise One...
"Is the Chamber ready?"
asks the
Commander
Cyril...
"Yes it is,
says the Wise One!..."We have
the First One ready,
right now!"
Now Commander Cyril Orders HSR
to start The 'Inter-Entanglement!'
So,
under threat of harm, HSR
sees
the first Surrogate,
as the Aliens
Ready HSR's
'Dream Mind Factors'
to be shared with the
Surrogate,
and it is required that
they
Hold Hands!
And the first
Neuronal 'Sharing'
commences with
billions of Nerve Bursts
happening all at once,
making HSR
Put Out
his Factors!...
Which the
Surrogate amply receives!...
Then,
the next Alien
and the next
and the
Next
receive their
Dream Factors
after
Embracing Hands!
And this goes on
and on
repeatedly
until the last One
receives Her
Dream
Share!
My how Time Flies
When You're
Having
Fun!
Yes!...This Feat is
Nonstop!
And afterward...a Human Medical Person examines HSR on the
Alien ship...
and She observes,
"His
'Dream-sharing Fatigue'
is Profound!"
..."But while the Aliens evaluate
their 'Dream Factor Sharing' Success Rate,
I'll
try and make sure
this Highly Unusual Man
Recovers!!"
...
Then, later on, after all the
Commotion dies down,
Commander Cyril seems happy
about how things are going!...
...and He asks the Wise One,
"Please give Me
some Good News on
Our Grand Experiment!"
Now,
The Wise one says,
"Commander Cyril!... After seeing
"Commander Cyril!... After seeing
how Our Humanoid Surrogates
Dream with Imagination,
it has
come to my attention
that
many of the Surrogates
don't dream about solving
Our Scientific Dimensional Needs, ...instead...
They are dreaming about...things that
really don't
matter much!...
...And sometimes they even have
Nightmares...
that don't
make
sense at all!...And now..
One of the Humanoid Surrogates
needs
some
Serious Help!
"Do You think that the reason
is 'Contaminated Dream Factor?"
asks the Commander Cyril...
"I'm not sure...Maybe We can
train them
to dream
about what
We want them to!"
"Well, I only want
'Postive
Reinforcement!'...
...No Torture!...
...Do You Understand?"
"Yes,
breakthroughs!"
Here We have it, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Here We have it, Ladies and Gentlemen!
'The 90'
Toothbrushing Method!
...Which is a 2020 version of the Default
...Which is a 2020 version of the Default
Horizontal
Technique, only with the
toothbrush handle
pointing up,
or down.
It has been asked...
It has been asked...
...why does everyone,
from a Young age, start out brushing
Horizontally?
This Dentist thinks that since the
Mouth has a Horizontal,
not Vertical, fissural opening,
that's the easiest, 'No Brainer,' way!
And that's the way that Parents
'Naturally Use'
to start their Kids out!
The Author of this Blog feels that
'The 90'
and the 'Crank'
Brushing Styles,
both developed in 2020,
were constructed as a
'Visceral and Emotional Response'
to the World's COVID Crisis!...
...With the Crank being
the
'Most Violent Toothbrushing Method known to Man!'
The other four Brushing Procedures,
all elucidated by Winge,
are
the Winge Bounce,
The Swing,
The Slide,
and The
Pendulum...
So,
with more ways to brush the teeth,
many People are
happy
to have more
versatility
I'm sure, the
Enthusiams of others,
may be
'More muted!'
And that's Okay!...
'More muted!'
And that's Okay!...
Because the People and Inventors in
Dentistry, are
'Bringing more
to the People!'
And, Yes!...
I'll Dance
to that!
May you have many...
...Many of Us
May you have many...
...Many of Us
Have Big Plans!
Keep Coming for You!"...
..."To tell the Truth, Instructor Report,
We wake up each Day
and
'Get Up and On with Things!'
But...sometimes
We need to Stop
and Back Up!
and refer to Our Priorities!
We can't take for granted
that We are Alive!...First!...
...And also
May the days
..."To tell the Truth, Instructor Report,
I do like you in
..."HSR says that
those Choreographer Tights!"...
..."Okay, now that's done...
...What would You
Like to Do Next?"...
..."HSR says that
He's a Real Pirate now!
Christen Pirate Ships?"...
And He's coming to show me his ship!
...I wonder...how They
Christen Pirate Ships?"...
...Smiles!
"You should see Doctor Report
on the Dance Floor!...
He really gets into It!
I'm not surprised that
He comes up with these
New Things!
...With His
'Interactive Dancing!'"
"Young Lady!...I have a
...Imagination Always Wins!"...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"I don't like you...You Hygienist!...
...I'm warning Ya!"
"Noo!...That Taste!...
...Where's My Toothbrush!"
"I really like the View
from this Cusp Tip!...
But...
I see that...
...We're getting
Slaughtered Down There!"
"This is
My Part of the
Mouth!...
...Get Outta Here!"
"I always like to...
Swim in my Food!"
"Oh Well... It was
all quiet...
for a Long Time...
...but...Now...
...Here They come!"
"I said...Scram!...
..Take this!"
"I really Love Her...
...but somes...
She...
...!'
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