It’s Way Too Cold!...The Reindeer...Will Freeze!...And...Rudolph’s Nose...Won’t Work!...Should We...Just...
…Call It Off?”...
Just Being on the Red Carpet…
…Gets
People Noticing!
"Martial Arts!...
...Anywhere!
The Winter is Back
...and...
...so are the Sports!
This gives a Rush like
...Nothing else!
You and Your
‘I want presents that don’t take up a
lot of space'
Smiles
are
thinking about
Vaults!
This
'too much cold is only good for Popsicles'
Episode
is
brought to you by
Mysterious Icicles!
"Please be careful while traveling on
Icy Roads!
OMGosg!...
That's so True!
Be careful this Winter!...But...
as you know HSR
should be careful, too!
He needs to practice Prevention!
However, he didn't practice it
in
and in
...and...
'Prequel'
to that,
during
So, of course,
we predictably
find
HSR,
WHILE HE IS ON BREAK FROM USC
DENTAL SCHOOL,
BUT NOW,
HE'S AT
THE ONLY BAR IN
KINNIKINNICK
CAMPGROUNDS
BY PORT EDWARD,
BRITISH COLOMBIA, IN CANADA,
AND HSR GOES THROUGH
AND MUCHO ISSUES,
FROM DRINKING TOO MUCH
AND
HE...WHOA!...
EVENTUALLY WAKES UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
...OR RATHER,
IN THE MIDDLE OF
"SNOW
WHERE!"...
...WITH A CONTINGENT OF
BEAUTIFUL
SLED DOGS AND
A SLED
SO, WITHOUT THINKING
TOO MUCH AS TO
HOW HE GOT THERE,
HE JUST GOES AHEAD AND
SAYS,
"I THINK I'LL JUST START
GOING EAST
BUT
AS THE SUN
STARTS TO SET
IN THE "FROZEN ZONE,"
HE AND THE DOGS,
VERY FORTUNATELY,
AND BY
SLIM CHANCE,
ENCOUNTER THIS LADY
OUTSIDE
AND SHE OFFERS HER PLACE
TO COME IN FROM THE COLD...
AND THIS WOMAN
ALONG WITH THE FIRST ONE,
MAKE HSR
VERY
HAPPY FOR THE SHELTER!
BUT,
AFTER A DAY OR TWO
OF
'GETTING HIS BEARINGS STRAIGHT'...
HE DECIDES THAT
HE MUST KEEP MOVING,
SO,
HE TAKES OFF EAST AGAIN
BUT,
...CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!...
A REALLY BIG
AND BAD
SNOW STORM
HITS!
AND NOW...
...HSR CAN'T EVEN SEE IN FRONT OF HIM
SO, HE TRUDGES AHEAD A LITTLE MORE,
THEN,
HE,
WITH HIS FREEZING SELF,
PITCHES A TENT
AND HE AND
THE DOGS
RIDE OUT THE STORM SOME,
AND,
WHILE DOING SO,
HE DREAMS ABOUT
A WOMAN THAT'S
TRYING TO TELL HIM SOMETHING...
BUT
HE JUST CAN'T MAKE OUT
WHAT SHE'S SAYING,
HOWEVER,
IN THE MORNING,
HE GOES OUTSIDE THE TENT
AND HSR IS SHOCKED TO SEE
OMG!...A HOT SPRING!
PLUS,
A PRETTY
AURORA!...
SO,
AS HE WARMS UP IN THE WATER...
...HOLY COW!
A HUNGRY AND SAVAGE
WOLF APPEARS!
BUT...WAIT!...
WHAT'S THIS!...
...THAT WOLF MORPHS INTO
A SNOW WOMAN
AND SHE LOOKS AT HIM FOR A COUPLE OF MOMENTS...
THEN SHE SAYS,
"I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
LONGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE!
BUT,
NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE,
I WILL BRIEF YOU!...
...
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE
ALIVE
THAT
HAS THE TRAITS TO UNEARTH
THE TREASURES NEEDED TO SAVE
THE STATUS QUO
OF THE EARTH!...
BUT...
...BEWARE!
THERE ARE OTHER
COMPETING
POWERS, FORCES, AND EVEN
'PLASMATIDS'
THAT ARE
TRYING TO TAKE AWAY
WHAT YOU WILL FIND!"
"POWERS LIKE WHAT?" ASKS HSR,
JUST BARELY BELIEVING
WHAT HE IS NOW SEEING...
"FROSTMANON
WILL TRY AND
FREEZE YOU IN YOUR TRACKS...
AND
SNOWDALITH
WILL TRY TO
SUCK THE LIVING HEAT
OUT OF YOU
AND YOUR DOGS!," THE WOMAN
WARNS,
"AND EVEN VERY ATTRACTIVE, HUMAN-LIKE
FORMS WILL TRY TO TRICK YOU!" SHE RELATES...
"WELL, WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR,
AND WHERE WILL I GO?" ASKS HSR...
"FIRST, YOU WILL PROCEED TO THE EXACT
MIDPOINT BETWEEN TRUE NORTH
AND
MAGNETIC NORTH!"
"HOW WILL I KNOW WHEN I'M THERE!"
DESPERATELY ASKS HSR...
"FIRST," SHE SAYS,
"YOUR COMPASS WILL
SPIN LIKE CRAZY,
AND THEN,
THE AURORAS
WILL APPEAR!
BUT THE AURORAS THAT YOU WILL SEE
WILL BE FAR FROM "NORMAL!"
BUT REMEMBER...
...FROM THERE...
YOU WILL RECEIVE FURTHER GUIDANCE
FROM THE VOICE OF
THE FORCE CALLED,
'BORIS BOREALIS!'"
"YOU'RE NOT PLAYING WITH ME ARE YOU!" CRIES HSR...
"NO," SAYS
THE SNOW LADY,
AS SHE TURNS BACK INTO
A WOLF!
BUT, BEFORE SHE
WALKS AWAY,
SHE SAYS,
"BEWARE OF THE FORCES TO YOUR LEFT!"
AND HSR LOOKS TO HIS LEFT
AND HE SEES
SOME OTHER WOLVES!...
"NOW...
...BE GONE!"
ORDERS THE WOMAN!
...
NOW, IN THE
MIDDLE OF ALL OF THIS...
THE SLED DOGS
THAT ARE WITH HSR,
ALL OF A SUDDEN
WAKE UP
AND
COME TO HIS AID AND
SCARE AWAY THE
HUNGRY WOLVES!
...OMGOSH!...
SO, AFTER
GETTING READY FOR THE
MORNING JOURNEY,
THEY'RE
OFF AGAIN!
HOWEVER,
AFTER COVERING
A LONG DISTANCE...
AND THE SUN STARTS TO
SET AGAIN,
HSR, FEELS
STRONG AND VARIABLE WINDS
LASHING OUT AND WONDERS,
"I'LL BET THAT
FROSTMANON
AND
SNOWDALITH
ARE GOING TO BE
'UP TO NO GOOD,' TONIGHT!"
...
SO,
AFTER A LONG DAY'S RIDE
HSR
PULLS ASIDE AND
CLEARS OUT A SPACE
TO SHELTER HIM
AND HIS DOGS
AND AFTER
EATING SOME CHOW
AND FEEDING HIS PARTNERS,
HE AND HIS DOGS
CATCH A MUCH NEEDED NAP...
AND WITH THE
HARSH SNOW AND
WINDS,
FACILITATING THEIR SLEEP,
HSR ENTERS INTO AN
UNUSUAL
AND FITFUL REST!
NOW,
AFTER SOME PRE-DREAM
CHAOS,
WHICH MAKES LITTLE
SENSE...
THIS LADY
APPEARS TO HIM
AND SAYS,
"PLEASE FOLLOW ME THROUGH
THIS PORTAL AND
LEARN WHAT YOU MUST!"...NOW,
THE LADY
SAYS, "ARE
YOU READY?"
AND HSR REPLIES
A SLOW
"YES!"
"FOLLOW ME OVER
THESE MOVING
FLOORS
AND NOW,
PAST THESE
FLOWERS...
AND OVER
THIS BRIDGE...ARE YOU
WITH ME
SO FAR?"
"YES, MAM,"
SAYS HSR...
"NOW THAT YOU ARE WITH
ME IN
THIS HIGHLY ENCRYPTED DREAM,"
SAYS THE LADY,
"I AM INSTRUCTING YOU TO
PROCEED TO THE
NORTHWEST TERRITORIES
BY THE
GREAT BEAR LAKE...
..WHERE YOU WILL THEN GET
FURTHER ENLIGHTENMENT!"
"IS THERE SOMETHING
FOR WHICH I SHOULD BE LOOKING?"
ASKS HSR...
"ON A DAY
AT HIGH
NOON,
YOU WILL BE OBTAINING A
SPECIAL CRYSTAL
LENS
WHICH WILL HELP YOU
DIFFRACT THE LIGHT
OF THE AURORAS...
AND,
WITH FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS FROM
BORIS
BOREALIS,
YOU WILL MAKE
YOUR NEXT MOVE!...NOW...
I MUST
GO!"
OKAY, SO NOW,
HSR IS THROWN BACK INTO
HIS
UNENCRYPTED REALITY,
AND HE STARTS THE
WAKING PROCESS
WHICH IS AIDED BY HIS
CHURNING AND HUNGRY
STOMACH,
AND AFTER
HE AND THE DOGS PREPARE
THE SLED AND EAT,
THEY ARE,
ONCE AGAIN,
OFF AND RUNNING!
Love Toothbrush®
“Giving and Receiving
are both Two-Way...
Streets!”
This World’s Climate Change
...is for Real!
Weather patterns and their effects
are getting more extreme!
Recently, the Polar Caps have been
seeing a lot
more ice and snow.
And,
this year,
just before Christmas,
the City where
Santa’s Workshop and Warehouse
are located,
is seeing unusually large amount of Snow!
It seems like there’s
just more and
more,
and it’s not
stopping!
The City usually looks picturesque…
..like this!...
But today,
almost just before Christmas,
there’s so much snow
that now,
the whole city is covered over
and looking
like this!
Fortunately, there’s oxygen
still in all of the buildings…
..but…shortly, people are going to need to be
rescued!
Now,
some people
are used to lots of snow,
but
this time,
it’s like 20
times more!
And some people
are taking refuge
wherever
they can!
So,
faced with this
Emergency of Epic Proportions,
a Dentist in the Area,
Doctor Ciji Enamelot,
calls a Friend at the
National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration,
and
she
appraises them
to what the situation is,
and if anything can be done.
And
after a while of deep thought,
one of the Engineers there
gets an Idea!
He programs the Radar Dish to send signals,
which then direct the satellites
to
align properly,
with their complicated
guidance systems,
and then discrete electromagnetic energy
is supplied
to the needed
areas,
in the form of
ice melting lasers,
which are harmless to Humans, and
the snow is
starting to
go away in a
hurry
with
the melted ice
going down to
the
many rivers and streams,
which is
probably a-okay
with the fish,
and Wow...
...look at those waterfalls
Now,
only a few people needed
minor rescue
help,
and things get back to normal
very quickly so that
all plans
for the Holidays
continue on,
which pleases one main Happy
Camper!
May you have many...
...Smiles!
“My Geographic Specialty is...
...
Southern South America and Antarctica!
“After debridement and this here disinfectant…
normal vascular function...
should return!”
“Hey, Hollywood!...
...What are doing after your shift?...
…I have
some Friends who want to meet You!”
“There are more Biofilm Germs in this City...than Rats!...
…I guess I...
better get started!"
"I'm the New Kid on The Block
but
No One wants to Play with Me!"
“All of the Plaque Germs run away quick…
…when They see Me Coming!”
“My Host’s
Mouth
is so dirty that…
…it’s filling up My Trash Can!”
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