Friday, July 9, 2021

Finally!...I Can Show... My...Expensive White Teeth ...In Public...Again!...

 "Ha Ha!...I Can Catch...Any Man...I Want...And Tease Any Competitor...


...I Choose!"...























“Hi!...  


...Everybody!”

















“I'm Living...   



...‘The Endless Summer!’”




































What's on the other side...

of Your Next Hill?...






















You and Your, 


‘that Handsome Man 


over there is checking out 


My 


New Designer Smile!...  


…I think I’ll 



go over and Introduce Myself'


Smiles 


are


hoping to hit it off 


after All!

 



















































































This

'that's it!...Show Your Stuff!'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

the Golden Proportion Ratio 



and Fibonacci Numbers



of Nature!

























































"Yes!...No more Masks

while outside!...

...Hip Hip Hooray!"






"It's Time to

Show My 

'Juicy, $80,000, Perfect Smile' 

Again!...And...

...I love it!"



Many People on the street are 'Just Ecstatic' 

to be able to 

'Show Off'  their

'Best That Dentistry Can Buy' 

Smile!...Because...

it's an asset they paid for

...and...

they just

want make the World 

'Prettier Place,'

however...

some other People 

pursue 'Dental Perfection' 

for other reasons,

such as,

to keep that 

'Special One' 

Even Closer!




There are 

many people who also 

only want to 

improve their lives:


“Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!... 


...My Mom Actually Likes My 



New Millionaire Boyfriend!”






However...


there are People who 


won't hesitate to 


use their 


‘Smile Weapon’ 


to 


flirt with another Person’s Boyfriend, 


and maybe even 


Ultimately, 


Steal



another's 



Significant Partner!




In Dentistry, as well as

in other 'Natural 

Disciplines,' 

there are

proportions and ratios

seen

among naturally connected elements,

that provide a 

'Form' 

which is 'Genetically-expected' 

from an observer.

And, 

as far as Teeth 

are concerned,

the Central Incisors,

in the upper middle

of the Top Arch,

are 1.618 wider

than the Lateral Incisors,

which imparts a 

DNA-founded

interrelationship

resulting in the

subjective areas of 

Beauty and 

Attraction!

Your Dentist knows this

and tries to deliver the 

'Golden Proportion Curvatures'

whenever possible!



This 'divine ratio is also known as

'Phi' 


which is the 21st letter

of the Greek Alphabet,

and is equal to

1.618033988749895...

an irrational number like 

Pi (3.14...).




So, 

a Person with an 

'Ultimate Smile Archetype' (USA)

can reliably produce a '

'Genetically-forced, knee-jerk reaction'

in a Susceptible 


Observer! 


But it's

hard to tell,

at times,

a Beautiful Smile's Intentions

by it's cover!






Some People 

with those 

'Shocking Pretty Whites'

 just want to see

how much

'Chaos'

they can create

by 'Electric-smiling' 

and 

staring at People straight in the Eyes!...

...making a lot

of Guys 

'Go'

like this!






Let's hear from some more

People

about how 

they have

benefitted from 

'Upgrading'

their

'Dental 

Gems!



...



"I used to work

at the Reception Desk

on the first floor,

but


my 


New Teeth helped me



land a position as the


Chairman's 


Executive Assistant



on the 



Top Floor!"




...





My Boyfriend, who

has been 'Slacking Lately,'

sees how other guys are 

'Coming at Me'

with my New Teeth,

is more 'Clingy'

like I


like it!"



...




"Ever since I got my


'Concern Satisfied,'


in a Gorgeous Way,

I have been offered rides


Everyday!"




...






Try to Talk to My Man?...  


...You 'gets' the Hand!"



...




"I see exactly what that Woman 

with the White Teeth and the Short Skirt 

is doing 

to that Guy over there...and... 


...He doesn't stand a Chance!"




...





"Never bet against My


...'Pretty Little Girls!'"



...






"This millionaire is trying to

whisper to me!...Hey!...

...Wait a Minute!...


...There's That Billionaire!"



...




"My Ultimate Smile Archetype


Helps Me Everyday!"



























Love Toothbrush®  































“That Smile of Hers 


just generated 




a Billion Likes!”








































 

If You have Expensive Veneer Work, 


You shouldn’t just 



‘throw Caution to the Wind!'



Wise Words!...Please take heed!

Waste not, Want Not...Especially Teeth!...


But someone, beside HSR

had Their Teeth 

'Prioritized' 

in

"Thanks For My Bangin’ New Smile, Dentist, Man!…Now...  



...Girls Are Calling Me...  .



..Left and Right!"...Part 6...

and,

prior to that

in

"Thanks For My Bangin' New Smile, Dentist Man!...Now... Girls Are 



Calling Me Left and Right! Part 5."


and before that,

during

"Supermodels Who Have "Blazingly Haute" 


Winge Smiles!...Part 1!...,"

AND 

IN THOSE POSTS,

WE LEARNED THAT

HSR COMES FROM A FAMILY



THAT JUST LOVES

GARDENS AND

GREENERY,

AND HIS GRANDPARENTS



WERE THE SAME WAY!...

...EVEN HIS UNCLE


LIKES MOUNTAIN HIKING!

FROM A YOUNG AGE, 

HSR

KNEW THAT


"HANGING OUT WITH THE GREEN"

WAS FOR HIM!

HSR'S PARENTS

REALLY MADE SURE THAT

HE WOULD GROW UP TO BE

A 'NATURE'S MAN'

BY

ALLOWING THE TODDLER

TO JUST ROAM AROUND

FREELY AND

UNATTENDED...


...IN THE DEEP WOODS...

...FOR HOURS!...

AND THE LITTLE TYKE 

HAD NO PROBLEMS WITH 

ANY WILD ANIMALS....

...PROBABLY BECAUSE...


THE CREATURES KNEW 

THAT HE MEANT THEM

NO HARM...AND...

THAT THEY COULD TELL THAT 

HSR WAS ON 

THEIR SIDE!...

AND...WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT...

HSR GREW UP...

AND NOW...


HE'S STUDYING ADVANCED

BOTANY 

IN COLLEGE!

AND HIS BUCOLIC GIRLFRIEND


JUST LOVES TO PLAY 

'FOREST GAMES' 

WITH HIM!

...AND

HE ALWAYS JUMPS AT THE CHANCE 

TO MAINTAIN FOIALGE 


AND TO 

BEAUTIFY NATURE!

THEN, 

ONE SUMMER DAY, 

HE HAS A JOB CHOICE 

TO EITHER CLEAN 

THE SIDES,


AND THE WINDOWS 


OF



 AN

ENORMOUS 

GLASS

SKYSCRAPER...


OR 

MAINTAIN THE MANY PLANTS 

OF STEFANO BOERI'S 

"BOSCO VERTICALE"... 


IN MILAN!...

AND NEEDLESS TO SAY...

HSR CHOOSES TO...


KEEP THINGS 

"CLEAN WITH THE GREEN!"

AND THE MANAGER TELLS HSR...

 "JUST KEEP THE PLANTS 

PROPORTIONATE IN SIZE 

AND BUSHINESS

AND MAXIMIZE THE 

CHLOROPYLL POTENCY AND ACTIVITY 

WITH THE PROPER MEDIUM AND 

FERTILIZING FACTORS...

SO, DO THESE TWO BUILDINGS

AND 

LATER ON, 

FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER,

YOU CAN CHOSE TO WORK ON 

THE "BOTANICAL SKY TOWERS"...


OR 


THE "GARDENS OF THE GALAXY"...

WHICH ARE BOTH 

SELF-CONTAINED CITIES 

IN A PRINCIPALITY BETWEEN 

ARGENTINA AND PARAGUAY," 

SAYS THE MANAGER...

...

SO, 

IN THE LAST POST

OF THIS THREAD,

HSR HAD A CHANCE 

TO DO 

HIS JOB, 

PLUS MEET A LOT OF 

DIFFERENT PEOPLE 

WHO JUST HAPPENED 

TO BE THERE 

WHEN HE TRIMMED 

THE PLANTS!

...LIKE THE PREGNANT LADY

WHO WANTS HER CHILD

TO GROW UP

IN AN


'OXYGEN-RICH'

ENVIRONMENT!

...AND THE STRANGE PLANT

THAT


SEEMED TO ACTUALLY

SPEAK!


...PLUS THERE WAS ONE LADY

THAT

TOOK A SERIOUS LIKING


TO HIM!...



SO AFTER THAT WHOLE

BUILDING WAS DONE,

THE OWNERS LIKED 

WHAT HE DID SO MUCH THAT 

THEY

PUT HIM IN CHARGE 

TO DO


THESE FIVE TOWERS!


"I'M GOING TO HAVE TO 

PACE MYSELF HERE!...

BUT,

HE GETS STRAIGHT TO WORK

AND ON THE 

SCAFFOLD, HE LOWERS

HIMSELF,

AND

STARTS TO DO SOME TRIMMING!

AND WHILE DOING SO,

SOME PEOPLE ARE AT

HOME...AND HE SEES 

ONE PERSON


JUST WALKING ABOUT,

AND A COUPLE OF OTHER LADIES 


LOOK ON


SILENTLY

AND,

...ON 

ANOTHER 

FLOOR,

SOME FRIENDS ARE

PARTYING


IT UP!...


NOW,

FURTHER ON...

...THIS LADY IS 

DANCING SLOWLY 

AMONG THE PLANTS AND 


SHE GRACEFULLY OPENS HER EYES AND

ASKS,

"WERE YOU SENT TO GIVE ME A MESSAGE?...

...TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE READY...

OH!...

...MY MOM SAID A YOUND AND HANDSOME MAN 

WOULD EVENTUALLY

'DROP IN OUT OF THE SKY' 

FOR ME!...

...ARE...


YOU 'THE ONE?"




"I'M JUST MAINTAINING THE FOILAGE, MAM..." SAYS HSR...



NOW, 

THIS NEXT ONE MAKES 

HIM THINK, "SHE SURE IS


TAKING TIME TO 

DO THE RIGHT THING!"



OKAY...ON THE NEXT LEVEL

A RESIDENT

SURPRISES HIM AND BLOWS SOME


CIGARETTE SMOKE


A LOT INTO 

HIS FACE!


...AND...

...ALMOST IMMEDIATELY...

HSR STARTS TO FEEL WARM

AND 

'THINGS START 

BECOMING A FANTASY!'...





...





SO, 

WHAT EVER THAT WAS 

BLOWN IN HIS FACE,

...HE'S FEELING 

VERY AFFECTED BY IT NOW!...



"I HAVE TO GET

 OFF OF THIS SCAFFOLD," 

HSR TELLS HIMSELF,



SO 

AS HE IS GOING 

BACK UP TO THE TOP


HE LOOKS OUT 

TO THE CITY

AND SEES A 

'CRAZY' BUILDING


ACROSS THE WAY

AND THEN, 

AS HE GOES IN THE

GREENHOUSE PENTHOUSE,

HE FINDS THAT

...IT'S REALLY THICK

WITH PLANTS


NOW,

AS HE WALKS,

HE TRIES NOT TO TRIP


OVER THIS,

AND WHILE BEING 

WARMED BY


THE RAYS,

HE SEES A 


PRETTY BUG!



NOW HE PULLS BACK 

SOME LEAVES AND

SEES IF THERE ARE


MORE THINGS...




"THAT SEAT OVER THERE 


LOOKS INVITING,"

SAYS HSR AS HE

TAKES IN


SOME RELAXING 

VISUALS!


NOW,

SOMEONE SWINGS BY


WHERE HE IS,

AND SHE 

SAYS,

"WELCOME TO


THE TOP!



I SIT HERE WITH YOU, 

AS WE


CLOSE OUR EYES

AND


FEEL THE GASEOUS EXCHANGE,

AS YOU



RISE 

IN THE DIMENSIONS OF


YOUR INFINITE MIND!"






















May you have many...

...Smiles!


































“I’m really liking this 


Peace and Quiet! 


...It’ll be dark in two hours 


and then I go


on my Tooth Fairy Route!"



























































"I'm running to get that


Food over there!"








"Sorry...You're too late...

...I just ate it!"













"I set Plaque up wit some 


Hard Blows,

then She

Knocked It  Out!"











“Hi!...I’m Rainbow Plaque!... And I...

...Love Everybody!”


































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