Monday, December 20, 2021

The Dentist...Who Saves Christmas...Part 7...(Santa...Catches...COVID!...So A USC Dentist ...Tries To...Still...'Deliver The Goods!')...

"There's the Sleigh And Stuff...

...But That...


..Ain't The Real Santa!"...
















 







"Santa Claus...

...Wants You!"















You and Your

'Best Friends' 

smiles 

are

having a good

Time!


















































This

'Gifts and more Gifts'

Episode 

is brought to you by

Presents that are competing


to be opened first!















"I Feel Good!" shouts

Santa, as he

fiddles around outside...


Then, 

later on he attends a huge track Meet


and everyone shows him Love!  




But maybe four days later,

he tells Mrs. Claus,

"I'm not 


feeling

too well!"


Then some of the 

'Coughs'

come on...for a long time!



"Why don't you just take it easy 

and go to bed?" she suggests...


"Sounds good," Santa smiles, 

as he

tucks himself in...



After taking Santa's temperature,

she says,

"You may have some of that

Pandemica Virus!"


And she continues,

"Does that mean that I'll have to


dress up and

deliver the goods on the Big Night?"



"No, Dear, I have a good friend who is

a Dental Student at USC, who's from our 

town,

and I know that he'd love to

'fill in!'



"Well, give me his number and I'll call him 

to let him know!" she confirms, "but in the mean time,

to stop the 'Collywobbles,'

let's drink more water

and

eat more healthy foods

to get you


going again, because 

I don't want you on a 


Respirator!"


So, after she takes care of 


a couple of things, she calls USC

Dental School


and Doctor Danny Dentation 

answers 


the Call and he


saves the 'Global Night Operations'

and the 

whole


Holiday!...



...And Doctor Dentation even 

gets one youngster

a replacement for his 


Bike!



And afterward,

Santa starts to feel a lot better over the 

days and he

says to himself,

"I'll be happy when I can 

totally be My Frisky

Old 

Self

Again,

and use 

some of that

New Tech Stuff next Year !"
























 


Love Toothbrush®                                      

















Every snow Flake is...


...a Miracle!
















What the World needs now...


...is Love, Sweet Love!



I still like that Song, and it's

'Most Appropriate for today's Times!


And HSR, aka Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report,

sees eye-to-eye with me on that!


Let's see what HSR's up to at this moment, which was chronicled 

on the post

"OMGosh!...Here's What A Couple Of...Local Dental Offices ...Are So Happy To 

Do...When...Santa's North Pole Factory and Warehouse...Are Shut Down... 

...For Health Reasons!"

and before that in,

“Wow!...This Is What…A Dentist…Is Grateful For…

... This Thanksgiving?...   


...Okay!...”


and previous 

to that 

in

"Dental Plaque...By Any Other Name...Is Still... 

Yucky!..."


and before that,

during

"You "Betta" "Sanitize, Deodorize, And Decontaminate" Your Mouth Frequently!...Or...


This May Happen To You! ,"


and 

way before

that,

in the Blog Entry,

"This 4th Of July, We Thank The Rumored Dentist Who 

Made The “Handsome, Alpha Male’” Dentures 

For George Washington 


To Look Great While Winning The War!,"


AND...

IN THAT SCENARIO

WE FIND

AN

ADVENTURE-SEEKING

YOUNG MAN

NAMED...

OF COURSE...

HSR, AKA 

DOCTOR HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT, 

BEFORE HE BECAME A DENTIST,

WHO

LOVES RIDING HIS BIKE,


AND PLAYING

THOSE 

ONLINE

VIDEO GAMES WITH FRIENDS

BUT,

NOW

HE FINDS OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE

THAT

HE IS GOING TO

AGAIN

VISIT

HIS

GREAT GRANDPARENTS

IN THE

FORESTED




COUNTRYSIDE,

AND THE

LAST COUPLE OF

YEARS

HE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES!

AND,

ONCE AGAIN...

THIS YEAR...

WHEN HE VISITS,

HIS GREAT GRANDPARENTS SAY,

"HSR...YOU'RE TALLER!...

YOU HAD ANOTHER

'GROWTH SPURT!'"

THEN,

 THE GREAT GRANDPARENTS

LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND

GREAT GRANDPA SAYS,



"WHICH CAR

DO YOU THINK

THAT HSR IS

GOING TO

INVESTIGATE

THIS TIME?"




"I DON'T KNOW!...

...HE HAS A

SUCH A

BIG CHOICE BACK THERE!"

SHE SMILES!"




"I'LL SEE YOU TWO

IN A BIT!"

SCREAMS HSR,

AS HE BOLTS OUT

THE BACK DOOR!...




AND HE RUNS DOWN

THE

PRETTY PATH


TO THE CARS,

AND HE SEES

 THE ONE

HE



RACED

A COUPLE OF VACATIONS

AGO!...


AND...HE SEES THE ONE

THAT HE JUST LOVED

LAST YEAR!

OMG!

IT'S


STILL BEAUTIFUL!


THEN, 

HSR REMEMBERS

THE CHILLS, THE

SPILLS

AND THE



THRILLS HE HAD

LAST TIME...

...RACING TOO FAST!



BUT...HOLY SMOKE!

...TODAY...

HSR SEES

A REAL



'BEAUT!'


AND HE GUSHES,

"SO,

...YOU BEEN HIDING FROM ME, HUH!...

...LET'S

GO SOME PLACES...

...RIGHT NOW, BUDDY!"




OKAY...SO...HE

'GETS ON BOARD'

IMMEDIATELY

AND

THE INSIDE

OF THE 'RACE CAR'

LOOKS SORT OF

LIKE



THIS,

BUT THE

YOUNG HSR

'REIMAGINES'

THE 'COCKPIT COMMAND CENTER'

LOOKING LIKE



THIS!...



NOW,

LAST YEAR,

HE WAS A 'TERROR' ON THE



STREETS

AND


IN THE


STADIUMS!


BUT THIS TIME

HSR DELIGHTS,

"LAST YEAR I HAD

A SUPER CAR...

NOW, I'M

'STEPPING ON THE GAS'

OF MY OWN

STEALTHY FIGHTER JET!"...

...IT'S TAKE OFF TIME!"...


SO HE POWERS UP!


AND NOW

HE

TAKES


OFF!


AND AS HE

GAINS SPEED,

HSR SHOUTS,

I'M TESTIN' THIS BABY OUT!...

LET'S DO



SOME TRICKS!...

...COOL!...

NOW...

LET'S

BURN THE

AIR AT


MACH 5!"...


"YEAH, BOY!"



"I'M GETTING A LITTLE THIRSTY!...

I'MA DO A ROLL AND

POUR ME A


DRINK!"





"HEY...SOMEBODY'S ON MY TAIL

TRYING TO

MESS WITH ME!...

SO NOW,

I TURN AROUND AND


SEND THEM A

'LOVE LETTER'

STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART!...

...THERE YA GO!"...






"OKAY!...

...ENOUGH OF THIS CHILD'S PLAY...

...I'MA GO INTO


OUTER SPACE!"



"THAT'S IT...HIGHER...

AND...


HIGHER!"




"NOW, THERE'S

A COMMUNICATIONS


SATILLITE!"



"NOW THIS ONE IS

PROBABLY ON

A


SECRET MISSION!"



"WAIT...WHAT'S THIS...

SOME 


ALIENS!...OH NO...

THEY ARE NOT TAKING ME

PRISONER, BECAUSE

I SAW WHAT THEY DO

TO PEOPLE

ON THAT


TV SHOW!"



"OH NO!...



...THERE'S MORE

OF THEM!"...




WELL...YOU'RE IN LUCK,

MISTER ALIEN!...

I HAVE SOME



FIREWORKS FOR YOU"




BUT BEFORE HE CAN GET FURTHER

OUT INTO SPACE,

AND SAVE THE WORLD,

ONE OF THE 

YOUNG NEIGHBORS

SHOUTS OUT TO

HSR,

"YOUR MOMMA SAID



COME ON IN FOR SOME

PUMPKIN PIE AND

BLACKBERRY PIE

AND SOME

ICE CREAM...

AND SHE HAS YOUR

FAVORITE MOVIE!...

AND YOU BETTER

COME IN RIGHT NOW!"




"BLACKBERRY PIE!...OMGOSH!"...

HSR EXCLAIMS...

..."FIGHTER JET...I'MA BE BACK IN

JUST A LITTLE BIT!...

CAUSE NEXT...

WE'RE


...GOING TO THE MOON!"



...



SO,

NEXT YEAR,

THE YOUNG HSR,

WHO IS NOW

A LITTLE MORE

ATHLETIC,

IS VACATIONING WITH HIS

PARENTS, WHICH MEANS THAT

HE IS LEAVING THE BIG


CITY FOR A WHILE,

AND

WHICH ALSO MEANS THAT THEY

ARE DRIVING FOR

HOURS AND

HOURS ACROSS THE 

NEVER-ENDING


AND BORING



DESERT!...



NOW,

FINALLY, 

AT HIS GREAT GRANDPARENT'S PLACE,

IN THE 



DEEP FOREST,

THEY SAY,



ONCE AGAIN,

"THAT HANDSOME BOY

SURE HAS GROWN!"



AND HSR SAYS, 

"THANKS, YOU ALL!"



AND THEY SAY, '"DON'T FORGET

THE SUPER CARS OUT IN BACK!"



AND HE RESPONDS,

"YES, SIR AND MAM!"




THEN,

AFTER PLAYING SOME


VIDEO GAMES, HE WALKS OUT INTO

THE BACK YARD AND

DOWN A 


TREED LANE

AND HE PASSES BY SOME 

OLD CARS THAT HE HAS 

'TRAVELED' 

IN BEFORE,

BUT, 

HE COMES TO THIS ONE

THAT HE HASN'T SEEN YET...


AND HE 

GLEEFULLY SAYS,

"HEY BABY, YOU AND ME...

...WE'RE GOING PLACES!...MAINLY...

TO THE 


MOON!



SO,

HE HOPS ON IN

THE CAB


OR, RATHER...


THE COCKPIT,

AND HE SAYS,

"PEOPLE, WE ARE 

TAKING IT TO THE SKY

IN

5, 4, 3, 2, 1,

...BLAST OFF!


INTO THE


HEAVENS WE GO!"


NOW, 

THINGS

SEEM TO BE A 


BLUR!...



"SEE YA LATER, EARTH!"


NOW, 

HE GETS PAST

ALL OF THE 


ORBITING SATILLITES, AND

HE'S ON HIS WAY!...



"I NEED TO CHECK MY 

BLASTER GUNS!


...THEY WORK!..NOW

I'M CHECKING MY

3D BLASTERS!

AND...


THEY WORK!"


SO HSR ZOOMS 


ON OVER TO THE MOON!

THEN, HE

TOUCHES ONE BUTTON AND

THE SHIP'S


'SKIN' CHANGES!



NOW,

AS 

HE SURVEYS

SOME LUNAR TOPOGRAPHY, 


HE SAYS,

..."WHOA!...


WHAT AN EARTH!


SO,

AFTER SCANNING FOR

A WHILE,


HE SAYS,

"HEY...SOME


MOON COLONIES!...THEY SEEM

SAFE


FOR NOW,

BUT,

IF I SEE AN 


ALIEN, ALL BETS ARE OFF!...

...AND... 

IF I SEE

AN ALIEN WARRIOR


...IT MIGHT...OR WILL...

'GET CRISPY'

OUT HERE!...

WAIT!...THERE'S ONE



TRYING TO GET AWAY!...SORRY...BUT


I GOTTA BLAST YA!"


BUT NOW,

IT SEEMS THAT A STORM

OF METEORS

IS HITTING


HIS


SHIP!


"IT'S TOO DANGEROUS...I GOTTA GO!"



SO HE PUTS THE PEDAL

TO THE METAL 

AND


...AWAY HE GOES!




"OH NO!...

I'M SWERVING TOO FAST 

IN MY SHIP

AND I AM ENTERING

A


'WORM HOLE


ZONE!'...

...BUT I STILL HAVE TO

CHASE THE ALIENS,

WHO ARE GOING TO EARTH,


AND 

I'LL GET THEM 

BEFORE THEY

TEAR THE


WHOLE 


PLACE UP!"



BUT...WHAT'S THIS?...

...A CALL COMES ON HIS 

SPACE PHONE


AND THE FAMILY IS 

ABOUT TO EAT SOME


BURGERS 

AND GO TO A

SOCIALLY-DISTANCED


VIDEO GAME PARLOR...

...SO HE 

'SKEEDADDLES'

ON BACK TO THE HOUSE...



...BUT,

ON HIS WAY BACK,

HE DISCOVERS THIS

'NEW' 

ADVENTURE CAR

THAT'S WAITING,

AND

HE SHRIEKS,

"AWW, BABY...

...YOU KNOW YOU'RE NEXT!"



...



WOW!...IT'S VACATION TIME AGAIN,

AND THAT MEANS THAT

HSR GETS TO SEE HIS GREAT GRANDMA

AND GRADNDPA

AT THEIR FORESTED ESTATE

IN THE MOUNTAINS

BUT THIS TIME,

TO GET THERE, 

THE FAMILY

WILL TAKE 

THE TRAIN!...

WHICH IS JUST FINE 

WITH HSR

BECAUSE HE HAS 

LIKED TRAINS 

FOR YEARS!...



...AND HE FREQUENTLY DREAMS

ABOUT 


UNUSUAL TRAIN SCENES...

...INCLUDING THE 

TRAIN CROSSING


ARMS!


SO, 

THE

FAMILY BOARDS THE TRAIN,

AND THEY LEAVE THE CITY

AND HSR 

LOOKS OUT OF THE WINDOW

FOR A WHILE AND THEN

HE GETS A 

LITTLE SLEEPY

AND GETS PERMISSION TO

GO TO HIS 

TRAIN SLEEPING BED...



TO GET THERE, 

HE 

WALKS DOWN THE

TRAIN HALLWAY AND 

PLOPS DOWN ON THE BED

AND INSTANTLY FALLS ASLEEP!


OKAY, SO HE

HAS VISIONS ABOUT

TRAINS

AND THEN 

ABOUT

HIS ULTIMATE

DESTINATION,

HOWEVER, AS HE 

IS WALKING 

TO 

THE NEXT

SUPERCAR HE SAW

LAST TIME,

HE FIRST DREAMILY SEES

AN OLD BOAT 

ON

THE PROPERTY,

AND 

HE IMMEDIATELY 

HATCHES SOME PLANS

TO HAVE SOME FUN,

AS HE APPROACHES

CLOSER!



NOW, HE BRAVEY CLIMBS IN

AND SAYS ,

"OKAY, PASSENGERS...

...ALL ABOARD...WE ARE ABOUT TO

TAKE OFF AND ENJOY 

THE BIG LAKE HERE 

AND THEN

WE'LL HEAD 

ON OUT 

TO THE 

WIDE OPEN OCEAN!"


 NOW, THE SHIP'S CONTROLS

HE ENVISIONS LOOK 

REAL HI TECH 

AND INVITING!


"HERE WE GO,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

...HANG ON WHILE I


POWER UP!"



AND THE STRONG BOAT

LEAVES A LOT OF

TURBULENCE IN

ITS WAKE!





NEXT,

HE ROARS BY A 


STRANGE SHIP!



"GET READY, PASSENGERS,"

HE CONTINUES,

"WE ARE EMPLOYING

OUR SUBMARINE CAPABILITIES!...

...HANG ON!...

...UNDERWATER, HERE 


WE COME!"




NOW, THEY

ARE SUBMERGED


HOWEVER,

THINGS DON'T 

SEEM RIGHT TO HSR, 

AND HE

GETS ON THE SPEAKER

AND TELLS THE PASSENGERS,

"MY PERISCOPE AND

SONAR DETECT AN


ENEMY SHIP

ABOUT TO ATTACK US!...



SO, 

HE DOUBLE CHECKS 

THE BUTTON TO

LAUNCH THE 


TORPEDOES...AND...

THERE


THEY GO!




"EVERYTHING'S OKAY NOW,

PASSENGERS,

THE ENEMY SHIP

TOOK A DIRECT HIT AND 

NOW

THEY ARE


GONERS!"



BUT... RIGHT AT THAT 

SAME TIME...

...THE TRAIN HE'S SLEEPING ON


HITS A BUMP, 

AND IT 

WAKES HIM UP!...



NOW HIS SISTER COMES IN THE 

SLEEPING ROOM

AND TELLS HIM,

"MOM AND DAD 

SAID COME BACK TO

THE SEATS SO

WE CAN 

GO TO THE DINING CAR

AND 


GET SOME FOOD,

AND YOU BETTER HURRY UP!"



NOW,

AS HE

GETS READY TO GO EAT,

HE THINKS,

"DON'T WORRY MR.

SUPERCAR...


...I'M COMING BACK!"


















May you have many...

...Smiles!




















"You'd be surprised about the 

number Of Cases We have 

on Christmas!


































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the Bacteria


can't decide where to go next!










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