"We're...Rising Up!...Now!...
...Yes!...Those Humans...Have...Kept Us Down...
...For...Too Long!...
...And Our...Victory!...
...Shall...Be...
...Certain!...
...and...Sweet!"...
Audiences are Receptive
to
Certain influences at This Time…
to
Certain influences at This Time…
And getting a little scared
may be good
for some Laughs!
I know that I
Like to
'Mix Things up a Bit!...
...But...
...it's all in Innocent Fun, Right?"
"People always want Me
to
come to Their
Halloween Parties!...
I do put Serious Efforts into
what I'm
wearing!
And when People gaze at
my Outfit,
They may think that
I'm from a
'Far Away Place!'
...But...
...I'm not!"
"Oh, My Dear Hollywood!...
You say that
some Vampires and Zombies
are going to 'Take Over?'
..Here...
...have a seat and
'
Let's talk About It!"
"I'm walking my way to
Hollywood's Halloween Party!
But when I try
to
'Thumb A Ride...
...No one Picks Me Up!...
I Think I'll
...Cop A Seat!"
"Welcome, Hollywood...
I haven't been in
Your Dreams Lately...
...But...
...I'm Back...And...It's Time!"
"Hi, Hollywood!...
I'm just
showing up to
'Pick Up My Treats'...
..that You
...Owe Me...
...From Last Year!"
"Some People
are Very Convincing when Their
Outfits
Match
the Way They
Carry Themselves!
Take Me,
for instance...
You can
'Tell My Book...
...From My Cover!"
You and Your,
‘I like to play Scary Movies for my Girl Friend,
so that She can Hug Me tight
when She gets
Scared'
Smiles
are getting scared Myself when I hear a
Strange noise Outside!
‘I like to play Scary Movies for my Girl Friend,
so that She can Hug Me tight
when She gets
Scared'
Smiles
are getting scared Myself when I hear a
Strange noise Outside!
This
"October's Colors Are So Beautiful'
Episode is Presented
to You by a
"October's Colors Are So Beautiful'
Episode is Presented
to You by a
'Morphing Ghoulish Ghost', of course!
Hollywood tried to scare someone, but got scared
Himself!
People all around the World...
just want to have a
wonderful day!...
...BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE WONDERFUL
FOR DOCTOR HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT
BECAUSE, HE NEEDS SOME MONEY BADLY
TO HELP PAY
FOR HIS DENTAL SCHOOL'S
EXORBITANT
TUITION!...
SO THIS TIME, HE TAKES A JOB...WHICH
PAYS EXTREMELY WELL
BUT...IT'S
...JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!
...HALLOWEEN NIGHT!
AT THE LOCAL
GRAVEYARD!...OF ALL PLACES!...
AND DURING THE ...DREADED GRAVEYARD SHIFT!...
...OH NO!
AND THE NIGHT BEFORE, OF COURSE,
HE HAS DREAMS...OF HIS GIRLFRIEND
AND HIM HAVING SOME
INNOCENT FUN,
AND SOME TRICK AND TREATING
SILLINESS...
AND HE DREAMS ABOUT A PARTY THAT HE'S
GOING TO BE MISSING!
SHUCKS!
SO, IT'S TIME TO WALK ON OVER TO THE PLACE
AND HE GETS A KICK OUT OF
SOME OF THE COSTUMES THAT PEOPLE AND
PETS ARE WEARING!
YES, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AND A
LOT OF FOLKS ARE JUST SO HAPPY
AND THERE'S A LOT OF SUGARY ACTIVITY
GOING ON
ON THE STREETS
AND DOORWAYS!...
WITH PUMPKINS
ALL OVER!
AND THESE GUYS WERE PLAYING LIKE THEY ARE BLIND...
SO THAT THEY CAN HAVE AN EXCUSE TO--
--HEY, DON'T DO DAT!
AND THIS LADY STOPS HIM AND SAYS, "HI THERE SIR,...
I NEED SOME ONE TO MAKE ME NOT SO SCARED TONIGHT...
...YOU GAME?"
"I'D LOVE TO, BUT, I'M WORKING TONIGHT..SORRY," SAYS THE DENTAL STUDENT
AS HE WALKS ON...
PAST ANOTHER YARD'S ORNAMENT
AND NOW, HE'S GETTING TO THE OLD
PART OF TOWN
AND HE GOES PAST AN ANCIENT CARNIVAL
AREA
THAT HAS SEEN SOME BETTER TIMES!...
NOW, HE'S GETTING CLOSER
JUST PAST THIS AREA NOW,
OKAY...THROUGH THIS GATE
AND ON DOWN TO THE OFFICE
TO MEET THE MANAGER!...
"MY...IT'S TOO SPOOKY,"
HE THINKS!...
SO,
SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS A LITTLE...
HE GETS TO THE
MAIN OFFICE BUILDING
AND CAREFULLY CREEPS DOWN THE MAIN HALLWAY
AND HE TURNS THIS WAY AND SEES
AND HE TURNS ANOTHER WAY AND SEES
AND HE SAYS, WITH A VERY SHAKY AND WIMPY KID VOICE,
"HI THERE!"
SUDDENLY, BEHIND HIM,
A VERY DEEP AND RESONATING BELLOW OF A VOICE EMITS,
"GOOD DARK, SIR...
YOU MUST BE THE YOUNG DR. REPORT!
THANK YOU FOR AGREEING
TO GUARD THE PLACE TONIGHT!...
...IT SEEMS LIKE I HAVE TO PAY
AN ARM AND A LEG FOR
GOOD HELP THESE DAYS...
OH,
THERE'S AN ARM AND A LEG ON THAT TABLE OVER THERE!
BUT THERE'S CASH TOO,
IF YOU PREFER!
I'M GOING TO A
'GHOULISH PARTY'
TONIGHT!...
...AS A MEDICAL SPIRIT DOCTOR, YOU LIKE
MY OUTFIT?...
...DON'T ANSWER!...
JUST MAKE SURE
ERRANT KIDS
DON'T KNOCK DOWN
THE HEADSTONES
OR SPRAY PAINT!
OH,
HERE'S A FLASHLIGHT...THAT WORKS...
...SOMETIMES!"...
AND THE MANAGER CONTINUES,
"THE SPOOKY PHENOMENA HERE...
YOU KNOW...
...THE APPARITIONS AND THINGS...
WELL...
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM, BECAUSE...
OF COURSE, THIS IS THEIR PLACE!
HA HA HAAAAAAA,"
AS HE SHUTS THE DOOR BEHIND US
AS WE EXIT!
THEN,
I LOOK AND SEE
SOME DISTURBED BATS
FLUTTER WITH A SCARY FORCE,
THEN
I TURN TO SAY "BYE" TO THE GUY,
OR WHAT EVER HE IS...
BUT...
HE VANISHED INTO THE DARK!...WOW!...
"I WONDER IF THE SUN EVER SHINES ON THIS PLACE!" HE WONDERS...
...
SO DR. REPORT PACES CAREFULLY
AROUND ONE AREA OF THE PLACE, AND...
"PLEASE SPARE ME
WITH THE SCARY STUFF," HE BEGS TO HIMSELF!
"UH OH!...WHAT'S THAT?"
AND HE SEES SOMETHING EVER SO SLIGHTLY!...
THEN
HE TURNS TO LOOK AT
WHERE A SOUND CAME FROM...
BUT,
NEXT,
HE LOOKS BACK...AND...
...YIKES!
NOW, THE DENTAL STUDENT
ALMOST DOES NUMBER ONE
...ON HIMSELF!...
BUT THEN...
SHE JUST...DISAPPEARS!
OMG!...
"HI, PRETTY BOY!" SAYS THIS LADY
OFF TO ANOTHER SIDE...
"COME INTO MY CRYPT!"
"MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME,"
HE SWEATS,
"I'VE GOT TO MAKE
MY ROUNDS NOW!"
AND SHE SAYS, "I'LL WAIT A HUNDRED AND FIFTY
YEARS FOR YOU, PRETTY BOY!"
SO,
THE TENTATIVELY WALKING STUDENT
GETS TO THE PART OF THE FOREST...
...ERR...GRAVEYARD...
THAT HAS LOTS OF CRACKLING
LEAVES AND BRANCHES
WHICH BREAK LOUD ENOUGH TO
WAKE UP...
...THE 'YOU KNOW WHO!'...
SUDDENLY,
SOME THING WALKS UP TO HIM...
OH NO!...
AND
'IT'
STARTS TO SPEAK!
"OMG!, DR. REPORT...IT'S YOU!...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"
"EXCUSE ME, BUT,
DO I KNOW YOU?"
ASKS THE STUNNED STUDENT...
"YES, YOU DO!...I'M THE CADAVER
THAT YOU ARE DISSECTING
AND STUDYING IN ANATOMY
LAB!"
"WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?"
ASKS AN AMAZED DR....
"I'M HERE TO PARTY
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!"
THE CADAVER CONFESSES...
"HEY, TELL ME HOW
YOU GOT HERE!" HE ASKS...
AND THE MUMMIFIED PERSON RESPONDS,
"EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE
SOME SECRETS THAT
...THEY TAKE TO THE GRAVE
WITH THEM!....HA HA HA!...
...OH,
AND DR. REPORT, ONE MORE THING..
PLEASE...
DO NOT LOP OFF MY LOVE GLAND!...
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
THE FUN I'M HAVING HERE, BUDDY!...
DO THAT ONE THING FOR ME, PLEASE, OKAY?"
AND HSR SAYS, "SURE THING, MR. MUM!"
SO, WITH A HALF-HEARTED SMILE,
HSR CONTINUES HIS ROUNDS,
AND THEN
HE TURNS ON HIS FLASHLIGHT AND
HE PROMISES HISSELF THAT
IF HE GETS
TOO SCARED,
HE'S GONNA...
BOOK OUT OF THERE, PRONTO!
BUT,
...SUDDENLY...
...THE FLASHLIGHT GOES OUT!
AND
SOME CROWS FLY!
AND NOW...
THE MOON'S GOING DARK!...
AND NOW
...EVEN THE STARS
IN THE SKY...
...ARE GONE!
"OH NO!...AGAIN?...
YOW!"
NOW...
...AS HE IS WALKING...
HE TRIPS
OVER SOMETHING!...
AND 'THAT SOMETHING'...
...SEEMS TO BE
...UH OH...WAKING UP!...
SO, THE DR. FRANTICALLY
TRIES THE FLASHLIGHT AGAIN...
AND...
"OH THE _ _ _ _ , NO!"
HE SEES A MOVING
MONSTER!
SO HE TURNS QUICKLY,
THE OTHER WAY...
...AND RUNS!...
...RIGHT SMACK
INTO A BIG TREE...
AND KNOCKS HIMSELF OUT...
FALLING TO THE GROUND!...
NOW...
THIS CREATURE
RISES UP!...
AND SAYS,
"MY...
...WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE!...
...I MUST PROTECT THIS SPECIES
FROM THE OTHERS!...
BUT FIRST...
I'LL HAVE A LITTLE FUN, MYSELF!
'HAPPY HALLOWEEN!'...
TO ME!...
...HA HA HAAAAA!
...
SO...THAT MONSTER LADY
DOES SOME 'THINGS'
WITH HIM,
THAT WE WON'T MENTION...
BUT IT INVOLVES
HER
TOUCHING HIS
'CEPHALIC TEMPLES!'
...AND SO...
AFTER ALL OF THAT,,
SHE LEAVES THE AREA...
AND
HE SLOWLY
REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS!
"I GOTTA GET
OUT OF HERE, QUICKLY!" HE SWEARS!...
NOW PASSING THROUGH
OTHER PARTS
OF HIS
'WORKPLACE,'...
HE SEES
SOME SPOOKY-LOOKING
TREES
...OH BOY!...
"I THINK I'LL WALK RIGHT PAST THIS
'LITTLE BUILDING!" HE
DETERMINES!
"YOUNG MAN!" SAYS THIS
WOMAN,
"FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY,
PLEASE GO PAST
THE TWO
ARCHES OVER THERE
AND
SOMEONE
WOULD LIKE
TO
MEET YOU!"
NOW, SENSING THAT HE
MIGHT NEED TO COMPLY,
HE GOES PAST ONE ARCH
AND THEN
ANOTHER!
THEN,
"PLEASE COME IN, SIR!...
...I FEEL LIKE
I HAVE BEEN WAITING
'AGES' FOR YOU!
...YOU LOOK LIKE A YOUNG MAN
WHO THINKS DEEPLY
SOMETIMES!
...I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT
YOU MAY WANT TO LOOK AT
'ALL SIDES OF LIFE'
AND
'COME TO TERMS' EVEN
WITH THE THINGS
YOU HATE!"
NOW HE THINKS TO HIMSELF,
"I KNOW WHAT I WANT!...
I WANT TO
GET WITH MY FRIENDS AND
GET
AWAY FROM THIS PLACE!...
AND FORGET THE PAYMENT!"
...TO BE CONTINUED!...
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