Poetry About The Beautiful Smiles Of Lovers!

-OUT OF THE THICK WHITE MIST AND MOVING FOG SLOWLY APPEARS THE GREAT MAJESTY of your “almost Godzilla-big, but with a gentle touching finger“ smile, brokered by the Big-Time Hollywood Connections that are hot-steel stamped by the one and only HSR!-

Sailing between close islands

With calm seas

The lazy wind

Guides us straight

Surrounded by

Earth’s liquid mystery

Sea birds fly and

I hypnotically gaze at them

As they soar effortlessly

With direction and intent

In the distance 

Your beauty is set off

By your smile.

Sitting at a table on deck

With food, drink, and candles

Slow pulsing love song

On the radio

I gently take your hand

And my other hand

Holds the controller

Your smile gives stark contrast

To your sculpted

Mother of the Natural

Wind, sun, sand, sky, and sea face

When we make it

To the island

We step off into

Our personal

Lush paradise

Your smile changes

With your lips

When you talk

Let’s walk

But not in a rush

Along these sands

While I look

Back and forth

At you and

The green tropics

And the commanding blue waters…

A coconut falls

As we walk by

That’s a sign that

Nature wants to

Give to us abundantly

And have us stay around

To keep her company

For a while

You sparkle me

In my heart

And the astonishingly beautiful sunset

Has yet to start

That’s a new chapter

To which I am eager

To dance cheek to cheek…

TO BE CONTINUED…

May you have many…you can rub your chin and grin as chesirely, and lean as astutely, in that plush psychologist’s chair and talk as Freudian and as psychologically deep as you want…sitting with closed eyes on the park bench, my skin feels the electric sweep of the romantic winds which repeatedly and tenderly caress the dancing tree leaves…I’m really going to enjoy the beauticious and continuous seconds of time that come my way, until they come no more…smiles!

My New Smile And I Are Going To Catch a Nice Girl At This Party Tonight! Part 1.

-The hacker-and-NSA-proof, 348-bit-encrypted HSR is, by nature, MORE THAN READY, WILLING, AND BATTLE-TESTED ABLE TO PROTECTIVELY ASSIST your “forward-thinking, forward-acting, and forward-loving“ smile!-

 

I just passed the bouncer, paid the entry, and now I’m in!

It’s my first time at this night-place…and check it out! This club is huge…it’s cavernous! Lights flashing and swirling…big video screens…hot action all over the place…

This party is jammin’ big time!

Beautiful high-heeled ladies! Some slinky thin, others curvy thick. Dang!

And they all have that “I am soo ready” look on their faces!

I’m glad that I did a good once-over of my smile…My new teeth look as cool as ice cubes!

“Thanks again, Dentist Man!,” I say to myself.

But I’m not going to smile a lot, yet…not until I find a nice prospect, and there are plenty of fish in this sea, so I’m in no rush, buddy!

I think I’ll walk up the stairs in a cool-slow manner, and look down at the action on the dance floor…

The DJ has the crowd marching and bouncing like soldiers to their own rhythm!

The waitress, who is as fit as an aerobics and yoga instructor all in one, took my order for my favorite drink: blended unsweetened orange juice and ice, with two cherries on top.

I’m leaning on the balcony handrail. I look to my right and I see these two model-worthy ladies quickly walking straight toward me with firm looks in their eyes.

As they stride closer, I clear my throat a little and get ready to come up with something slick to say to improve my chances of a miracle happening.

Now they are right in front of me…and I’m starting to think that this is the start of a man’s wildest dream…

But they rush right past me…to the ladies room!... which, to my surprise, is right to the other side of me.

Psyche!

Oh, well!

The waitress comes back with my drink. I give her a tip.

As she’s about to sashay on, she purrs, ”let me know if you need anything else,” chased with a naughty wink.

Her bright smile seems to light her way back into the twilight room, as she fades into the crowd.

I turn back to the gyrating dance floor, raise my drink, and take a small sip.

“They have fine chicks galore at this place, um, um, um!

Just then, a dainty finger taps me on the shoulder.

I turn around to see what’s up, and…

TO BE CONTINUED…

May you have many…if you look deep into my eyes—you’ll find me peeking back at you!...you can two-step and spin around without missing a beat—you should be on DWTS!...magical music can reinforce the magnetism and memory of the moment…smiles!

Your Smile! Your Fashion! Your Brand!

-CLEARING THE WAY THROUGH THE THICK CROWD OF PEOPLE WITH BIG BEEFY BODYGUARDS is how the HSR safely delivers your “will still be talked about 100 years from now” smile!-

Whether you frequently “take the star walk” on Award Show or Movie Premiere red carpets, or not, you still need to have a serious modicum of fashionability about the full aura and branding statement swirling around and given off by you.

You are your own walking advertising billboard!

You compete with all of the other products and personalities out there…so, let’s do it right…and knock ‘um out! And be retained in other people’s attention fields!

These optimizing self-branding requirements go hand-in-hand with the must-have need for you to possess an enviable, movie-star-like smile!

“Red Carpeters” are forgiven for wardrobe gaffes and malfunctions all of the time (although we are always fascinated to see it), after some Internet roasting and ribbing from the people of the masses, and sites like TMZ.

But they, and we, are not forgiven so quickly for a “flat tire” that shows in the front of our mouths.

The paparrazi, and the people they gossiply feed, will stay on your case if you fall victim to that kind of carpet malaprop!

And remember—the Internet—and its sharp and unforgiving claws—is from now on—and forever—throughout the universe!

Anyway, a person’s smile and teeth are judged in the same way as the clothes, shoes, and accessories they’re caught wearing. Either they exude it…in a big way…or they’re targets for the fashion FBI!

So it’s highly desirable that you make and keep your “sparkle index” rank appropriately high!

Pretty face…

Or handsome face…

…that’s all that matters!

Make no mistake about it—the clothes might get you in the door—but it is broadcasted radiance of the woman or the man, that dashingly “makes the clothes!”

Your accoutrements speak their volumes for you…make them shout it loud!

If you’re not in the well-known “Hollywood Crowd,” you still have to watch your back, and frontal face, for that matter, because if your smile is off-kilter, people will let you know about your transgressions that show (your friends), or others will quickly spread malicious words—and cellphone flicks—about your slip-ups (your side-eye group)!

So, watch out!...And go make some history!

May you have many…does everyone have to sacrifice to stay riding on “easy street?”…not everyone who moves his or her lips is telling a lie…when each of us is born, do we slide into this world on our own “Uterine Red Carpet?”…smiles. 

5 Things NOT To Do To Your Smile Today!

-I PROMISE TO TELL THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH at the HSR, so your “justice is blind with no perfume“ smile can float away and dance happily-free in the wind!-

Smoking. Subjecting your enamel-coated ivories to heated smoke particulates can actually darken and alter the teeth’s surface chemistry, while also assaulting the soft tissues of the mouth, throat, wind pipe, and lungs. The quality and reparative potency of the saliva is compromised. Recent research also shows that even 3^rd hand smoke is lethal.

Intaking dark foods or beverages. Chromophores are small particles that can impart color to surfaces that they stay on. At least try to rinse with water afterward so as not to subtract from your enamel’s whiteness.

Forget to floss, brush, and power rinse. As designated janitors and caretakers of our mouths, it is incumbent upon us to do the heavy lifting of daily, effective care, so our smiles can be as bright as our personalities, hey?

Skip an up-close inspection of your chops. The mirror is your friend in keeping your look in visual check, especially to remove that left over lettuce from that healthy salad!

Break your teeth through preventable accidents or altercations. Opening bottles and tearing difficult-to-separate materials with the teeth, and the like, are only recipes for disaster, or an unexpected trip to the dentist. Use tools instead, or put it off until later. Many accidents and personal confrontations may artfully be avoided.

May you have many…a person who smiles with love, deep in the heart, raises infinite hope for our species!...sometimes we must turn the other cheek, but should we turn the other tooth?...look far into my eyes, and you shall find—yourself close to me!… smiles!

All The Big Movie Stars Are Dripping One!…So Can You!

The HSR WILL GO TO THE JUDO MAT AND GRAPPLE LIKE A BLACK BELT FOR YOU, to lightening-quick-subdue any and all real and imagined threats to your “harmoniously and mysteriously karmic-energy-soaked” smile!

And that compelling, must-see facial additive that many cinematic heartthrobs must possess is a dynamic, in-motion, glitterati-type of smile!

With the big whites of the eyes matching a spread-out, spotless, superstar dentition, one now has the approximate four corners of the Aesthetic Quadrilateral of the face—a required beauty faciometric, if a celebrity hopes to garner great reviews on the highly competitive and unforgiving Red Carpet, any night, from the down-to-the-nanometer-inspecting, hyper-lensed, paparazzi sharks!

All of the facial slip-ups, fashion fails, and wardrobe malfunctions caught on evidentiary digital tape will be broadcasted the next morning for the whole world to witness, critique, and guffaw at!

Many publicists might nervously be on not-so-far-fetched suicide watch, because of their client's any-moment-possibly-happening, red-carpet transgressions at the many Award Shows and Movie Premieres!

Hollywood is a cold, cruel world...but we still salivate over...and jump to view, the most salacious gossip details!

Either the red-carpet star’s smiles are the best that Mother Nature could birth, or their smiles are the best that can be bought at the “Rodeo Drive Millionaire’s Dental Boutique!”  (Their possible motto: “If you have to ask about the cost of our treatments, then you probably can’t…!”)

Whichever way they lassoed their genius oral gems, their smiles are notoriously attention-commanding. And gobs of people will pay good money consistently to watch them on the big and small screens.

Anatomically synergistic, golden proportioned, and maximally moistened…hey, ya gotta love it!

Yes, big things do come in small packages!

You can join the “beautiful smile crowd” by getting one, too…you’ll be glad you did!

You’ll then be evenly matched with the best out there in that department, and your frienemies will maintain a respectful distance, because they know that great teeth can also bite well, if so called upon in an emergency to do so!

Having a great set of oral bones is almost like possessing an open passport and visa to travel to the Continent of Good and Easy Times any day of the year.

Now, people up close, who look at your eyes, then, at the “field of fantasy” behind the curtains of your lips, and back again with frequency, let you know that your new and stylish mouth is a deserving and magnetic center of attention that competes with the rest of your face for observers.

I’ll drink ice water on a hot day to that, anytime!

May you have many…the thing that most people will remember about you is your grin!...without an appropriate smile, an otherwise beautiful face might as well be relegated to the also-ran bin… question: would you rather have severely-bucked teeth, or none at all?… smiles!

Bring Out Some Life-saving “T-Rex” Qualities In Your Smile!

-The information-rich HSR is guaranteed to BLAST OUT BIG LIKE A NEW YORK NEON SIGN, your “more popular than that ol’ Super Bowl“ smile!-

When you get down to the brass tacks and to the essence of it, Mankind still lives in a jungle!

Don’t let all that concrete, tall buildings, technology, and prim and proper table manners fool you!

It’s still a dog-eat-dog, only-the-strongest-survive world in which we live, and all of our lives hang in the balance but by only a thin precarious thread of vital life, which can be broken by our own doing, but more importantly, by the doings of others!

Protecting ourselves by fending off any and all physical harm and threats thereto is just as applicable now, as it was since the dawn of our ancestors.

We can use our intellect, cunning, and skills of guile and deception, to militaristically and/or martial-artistically defeat and render useless people who would try to harm us.

If, in the heat of battle, when an opponent gets past the protective perimeters of our flying fists, feet, elbows, and knees, we may just have left the proverbial head butt, and our many dependably incising teeth.

Yes, our multitasking, denticular pearly whites just may save our days…and our lives!

We can gnash, gnaw, mash, crush, cut, tear, slice, and dice our enemy’ skin, muscle, and bones, if it gets down to that. Even if it’s a mountain lion! Yes, bite back to live another day! Whoa, can you envision such a back-and-forth biting contest? And spit out what ever comes aloose in the mouth…Yuck!

But a person’s gotta do what a person’s gotta do!

Mother Nature stages many ultimate eat-or-be-eaten contests everyday in the jungle, forest, and undersea realms of the world’s vast Animal Kingdom--on cellular and multi-cellular levels. And, upon close examination, Man is no different!

Man has fights and wars, and this has always been the case, and, no doubt, according to our DNA, will always be the case. So, let us, who wish to survive, take some lessons from the majestic, not-to-be-fooled-with T-Rex, the shark, and other notable canine-rich animals endowed with efficient, no-second-chance-giving, dangerous dentitions.

But let us also look “fashionably and esthetically cool in the mirror,” at all times, while doing so!

So let’s go over our must-haves check list:

-Enamel mineralized, unbreakable in task, and hardened to the max, check

-Gums tight and healthy around the teeth, giving great color contrast to the white teeth, check 

-Bone solid and true, reliably anchoring the teeth against any great pressure, against any foreign body part, making all missions come out a winner, check

-Muscles powerful enough to register up to an average of 120 pounds per square inch of biting force capacity, check

-Saliva lubricating any penetrating entry into any material that gets in the way, check 

Okay, now that we have our armamentarium reaffirmed…

…you never know when you might have to aggressively snarl and brandish your battle-ready jaws, to give sufficient warning to anyone even thinking about stepping toward you the wrong way, to prevent or diffuse a situation. Grrrr!

They’ll get masticated in a minute!

So keep your oral weapon “fight-and-bite” ready, remembering that…

 

…all is fair in war, and, especially…in love!

Hey, may you have many…the longer the teeth, the deeper and more satisfying what is bitten!...when I think about it, my mouth is my own personal blender!...uh-oh, I am not going to go MMA-style on this drunk guy with a plastic knife!…smiles!

Girl Fight! Her New Smile Launched a Million Internet Looks! Part 1.

-Your “it’s a beautiful brand new day” smile IS QUICKLY AND QUIETLY SUCKING UP ALL OF THE OXYGEN, which slippery slides straight into HSR’s voluminous reserves!-

It all started in high school, just after she got her orthodontic braces off.

Her face was pretty and smooth just like a model.

And she was a starter on the school’s water polo team. Practicing endless hours with the team resulted in her growing a strong and statuesque physique.

Rona. That was her name.

She knew what she wanted her smile to look like, after the braces were removed, and she didn’t want her smile’s end product to look like that of all the other girls.

Rona wanted, and got, hers with a slight spacing in between the upper two front teeth.

She knew something that the other girls at the school didn’t.

This girl knew from her copious psychology readings, that the eyes of an observer are drawn and attracted to something on a person’s face that is different than usual. That difference could even be an imperfection, or anything out of the ordinary.

And in some cultures around the world, a pause between the two teeth may mean a person has heightened virility, fertility, and beauty power.

But, her teeth were naturally as white as the driven snow, and straight enough to make an orthodontist feel dreamy, so there was no check in any negative box there.

It was that empty distance in front that made the difference, almost like a “dainty diastema!”

The intended consequence of all of this, was that, when she spoke to her male and female classmates, they would keep glancing and staring at the separation between her shiny symmetrical teeth, to the extent that they sometimes would not pay attention to what she was saying.

Word got around the school that there was something hot, new, and intriguing about Rona, and the boyfriends of the other girls wanted to see it for themselves in between classes.

They would excitedly pass by her locker, where she kept her other books and a vanity mirror inside, and wait there for her to talk to her friends.

Rona spoke with her schoolmates, and even then, she knew how to use her smile weapon sparingly to the boys, to maximum mesmerizing effect.  When the guys were around, every ten seconds or so, she would laugh wide and give a big, carefree, head-tilting, smile.  

The guys would see her shine it out and give each other a “did-you-see-that” elbow.

And confide in each other what they would like to do with her…immediately!

They would take an extra-deep breath, as their testosterone levels would spike!

But many of the other girls weren’t so thrilled, especially Meg, who was the captain of the cheerleading squad.

Her boyfriend, Curtis, was the very popular captain of the football team, and student body president. He and his buddies now started to change their swaggering route between classes to pass by Rona’s locker, too.

And Meg didn’t like his new routine one bit! She was steaming because she desperately wanted Curtis to only have longing eyes for her!

She caught Curtis dreaming at Rona like she was a win-the-game, first-and-goal play with ten seconds left!

Meg had to come up with her own plan, and quick! She was not going to lose her man to this, this…girl!

Nothing unlawful, mind you. She just didn’t want her golden relationship threatened at all!

And some of the other girls in her clique would only be too happy to stop Rona from getting all of this new desirous attention from their boyfriends, too.

Even the nerdy geeks are drooling, when she walks closely by, making them wet their calculators, causing them to shoot sparks and short-circuit lightining!

"Tomorrow," Meg swears,…"it’s going down!"

TO BE CONTINUED…

May you have many… you can lead a horse to water, and sometimes it’ll drink all of the water!...one  can teach an old dog new tricks, but, in the end, a dog is still a dog (woof, woof!)…there’s so much more to humanity, and the cosmos—check it out!…smiles!