Robot Dentist “Goes Haywire,” Takes Out Too Many Teeth!...Dental Assistant Hurt Cutting Robot’s Power Cord!

THE HSR WENT SHOPPING TODAY, ONLINE OF COURSE, AND HE BOUGHT SOME SPECIAL TREATS FROM THE CYBERSTORE WHICH HE SPOILS HIMSELF WITH, LIKE A CAN OF SPICY ELECTRON SOUP, WHICH IS OPENED BY MAKING A REALLY SMALL HOLE, OUT OF WHICH THE TABASCO-COATED ELECTRONS WILL QUICKLY AND OBEDIENTLY EMERGE IN SINGLE FILE INTO HIS MOUTH, AND HE HAD TO GET SOME HOLOGRAPHIC APPLES, WHICH PROVIDE THE ILLUSION OF A HEALTHY SNACK WITHOUT THE SILICON-RUSTING KILOCALORIES, AND A PINT OF EINSTEIN’S BEST BOSON ICE CREAM WITH LARGE CHUNKS OF CHOCOLATE FLAVORED ANTIMATTER, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,  A 32-BOTTLE PACK OF HEAVY-WATER VAPOR, WHICH CLEANSES INSIDE AND OUT AND THEN INSIDE AGAIN, LEAVING ONE WITH A NONBLOATED FEELING OF “ENERGETIC MOLECULAR FREEDOM,” and regular humans in this world are clamoring for equality with the HSR and his ilk, but you must remember that your “I tried to live my life like some of the celebrities that I read about, but it doesn’t work for me” smile has ever-changing tastes, while the HSR must obey his fixed set of parameters every determined half-life!

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“Do silicon-based intelligent machines secretly want to “trick” humans and gain someone’s “soul?””   

An anticipated “world smile changing” collaboration among the international tech giants Zoogle, Microhard, and Bahoo, took a wrong turn yesterday when a robot dentist, called "Dentinobot,"

programmed to perform a simple dental procedure, instead, removed all of the upper front teeth of a live patient.

The patient, a veteran programmer who promised that the operation would be a rousing success, previously had his teeth cleaned by Dentinobot. He is safely recuperating at his home at this time.

The dental assistant passing instruments to the robotic dentist, noticed the deviation from the expected treatment and quickly wrestled the power cord out of the wall and then grabbed the robot’s arm to prevent it from taking out any more teeth.

She received scratch marks, minor electrical burns, and was “slapped” several times by the errant mechanical dentist during the incident, but she is expected to make a full and complete recovery.

Other programmers in the operating room at the time helped to subdue the “Computer Dentist Gone Wild” by pinning it to the ground and holding it there until its energy source dissipated.

Two of the apprehending programmers received minor injuries from some sharp instruments while tackling the malfunctioning, and flailing computer down to the floor. They were treated at the scene and released. 

Before the robot’s energy went dead, it could be heard repeatedly saying, “This won’t hurt!”

The chief programmer who lost his teeth, forgives the errant robot which he “birthed and developed over the years,” and believes the AI core of the computer might have picked up an infectious “attitude bug” via WiFi from one of the other newly delivered Dentinobots in the dental surgery lab.

For now, though, no other dental procedures are planned for Dentinobot to perform, as none of the other programmers want to be the next victim, or rather patient, until a thorough “code cleansing” is meticulously and verifiably completed.

In a separate announcement, SuzyAssist, a robotic dental assistant,

has been cleared by the Federal Dental Association's Testing Protocols Board, and if all goes well, mass production for offices worldwide should start within the next few months.

Editor's note: What if a Dentinobot and a SuzyAssist turned on you? And do you think that a better "emotional look" can be placed on the faces of Dentinobot and SuzyAssist?

May you have many…would you want to live in a world without antibiotics—I didn’t think so!...I still like to “press the flesh” with my human Dentist, and I don’t think I would prefer to “press the steel” at all, with a Dentinobot…I wonder if robots get self-electrocuted if they’re caught in the rain?…smiles!