AIMLESSLY DRIFTING ALONG WITH THE QUIET, HIGH ALTITUDE WINDS, IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO OUTER SPACE AND THE HEAVENS, THE HSR THROUGHLY ENJOYS THE SPECTACULAR SERENITY AND VIEW FROM THE WINDOWS OF HIS HELIUM BALLON AS HE TRAVERSES OVER THE ALMOST-NEVER-ENDING AMAZON FOREST, BUT HE IS TAKEN BY COMPLETE SURPRISE WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS…HIS HIGH TECH DASHBOARD SIGNALS THAT THE BALLON IS LOSING PRESSURE AND HE STARTS TO DESCEND, SLOWLY AT FIRST, THEN WITH INCREASING VELOCITY, SO HE DECIDES THAT HE MUST EJECT HIMSELF OUT OF THE FALLING BALLON, SO HE JUMPS OUT AND AWAY FROM THE PASSENGER COMPARTMENT, AND DIVES THROUGH THE AIR TO GLIDE AWAY FROM DANGER, THEN HE PULLS THE CORD ON HIS PARACHUTE WHICH DEPLOYS PROPERLY AND SAFELY, SO HE LOOKS DOWN AT THE $300,000 BALLON AND SEES IT CRASH INTO THE THICK FORESTS, AND HE REMEMBERS THAT ALL OF HIS COMMUNICATION DEVICES WERE ON THE SHIP, AND FORGET ABOUT THE CELL PHONE, AS THERE ARE NO TOWERS IN THIS LARGE EDEN FOREST, SO HE IS ABOUT TO LAND, BUT HIS PARACHUTE GETS CAUGHT IN SOME TREES, WHICH LEAVES HIM ABOUT TWENTY FEET OFF OF THE GROUND, WHICH MEANS THAT HE NOW NEEDS TO UNSTRAP HIMSELF AND TAKE A GOOD FALL TO GET TO THE GROUND, BUT HE DECIDES TO USE THE PARACHUTE AS A PENDULUM AND SWING OVER TO A CLOSE TREE, AND AFTER TWO OR THREE TRIES, HE FINALLY GETS CLOSE ENOUGH TO HUG THE TREE…THERE…NOW THE HSR TAKES ONE HAND AND UNCLIPS THE LIFE-SAVING PARACHUTE, WHICH MAKES HIM SLIDE DOWN THE TREE, AND IN DOING SO, HE SCRATCHES THE INSIDES OF BOTH ARMS, HOWEVER, HE OTHERWISE COMES DOWN TO THE GROUND, A LITTLE BLOODY BUT NO WORSE FOR WEAR, AND HE CONCLUDES THAT HE IS IN A PART OF THE FOREST THAT IS COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT, SO HE WALKS TO THE TOP OF A RIDGE TO VIEW WHERE HE’S AT AND WHICH WAY MIGHT BE THE BEST TO START WALKING, BUT ALL FOUR DIRECTIONS LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE THE POTENTIAL OF HIM …REMAINING LOST…BECAUSE HE LOOKS ONE WAY AND SEES…
HE LOOKS ANOTHER WAY…
THEN ANOTHER WAY…
AND IN THE LAST DIRECTION AND SEES…
SO NOW, IN ORDER THAT HE DOESN'T GIVE UP ALTOGETHER, HE GETS AN IDEA...HE SPITS IN HIS LEFT HAND, AND TAKES THE RIGHT HAND, MAKES A FIST WITH IT, THEN SMASHES IT INTO THE SPIT POOLED IN HIS LEFT HAND, AND THE LARGEST SPIT DROP GOES THAT A WAY, WHICH IS THE WAY HE STARTS WALKING, AND HE ALSO NOTICES THAT IT IS STARTING TO GET DARK, SO HE DECIDES TO SCOPE OUT A PLACE TO REST OVER NIGHT IN WHICH HE WILL NOT BE VULNERABLE TO THE MANY NOCTURNAL PREDATORS THAT CALL THIS PLACE HOME, AND IN THE MEAN TIME THE TROPICAL BIRDS ARE JUST A-HOOPING AND A-HOLLERING AND A-CHIRPING WITH MAJOR ATTITUDE, JUST LIKE WHAT IS NEEDED FOR A QUIET REST, however, back in the States, where things are nice and cozy, unlike living in a jungle (hear that HSR!), the only thing I need to decide on right now, is which way I want to turn on the blanket at the beach, because your "I want to be a life guard when I grow up so that I can wear that white stuff on my nose, and always rescue pretty women" smile, doesn't even know how to swim in waist-deep water yet!
“Always do your best…because sometimes your best may, indeed, be the best in the world!”
San Francisco--Today, world-renowned Dentist/Researcher Dr. Olah Orala, announced his ambitious plans to make the best of all of Dentistry available to anyone on a moment’s notice, no matter where they are in the world.
With billionaire clients from Monaco, Dubai, Hong Kong, Switzerland, and Silicon Valley constantly flying in for his services, rendered on the Penthouse Roof of San Francisco’s tallest building, the Millennium Tower,
Dr. Orala is now broadening his geographic horizons, and wants to, as he puts it, “see and experience the world more, and treat his pedigreed patients where they are most comfortable, in the privacy and sanctuary of their own estates!”
Dr. Orala is now broadening his geographic horizons, and wants to, as he puts it, “see and experience the world more, and treat his pedigreed patients where they are most comfortable, in the privacy and sanctuary of their own estates!”
Arguably the newest member of the proverbial “Jet Set,” Dr. Orala likes living the diplomatic-type lifestyle that his profession provides, which is requisite protocol when interacting with and “laying his Healing Dental Hands on,” the world’s members of the new money, old money, and royalty rosters.
Less than a handful of support staff will travel with him, including his translator daughter, who can speak eloquently in twelve different languages, and two hi tech assistants for their laboratory and chairside expertise.
Dr. Orala chooses to keep the number of clients on the retainer list to under fifty. This way, he can handle all “VIP Global Dental Needs” with ease.
This “Dentist To The Super Rich” is increasingly asked by his patients for full facial aesthetic advice, to which, he is known to invariably reply, “Everything goes well with great lips and teeth!”
Asked why there aren’t more global dentists like him Dr. Orala quips, “I can’t really speak on what other people do. My mission is to provide dental realities and dental fantasies to those who know what they want. And the people who consult with me, know that money should be no object when it comes to short and long-term satisfaction.”
“Having a reliable, muscular, and esthetic bite is the most powerful and satisfying force feature that our bodies can have…and all of my clients are forced to be business and boardroom battle-tested survivalists…the Kings and Queens of the Jungle, if you will…and make no mistake about it…
…“If you take away all of the fluff and tech and concrete all around us…
…we are back to the Square One Jungle, where having a strong defense, offense, and incisive bite, just may allow you to successfully make it through to another day!” details Dr. Orala.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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