"I'm intoxicated by you, Beautiful Hollywood!...And I'm laying down with you now!...And, please...tell me...
more "Fascinating Truths About The History
Of My Crown!"
"Hollywood!...
Now is the Time!...
for me to
Whip It Up!"...
A Cup Cake
for you...
to celebrate your
visit Today!
And if you would like some more stuff
as a gift...
...leave a note in Comments!"
..."Dr. Report...
I have such a glow
that starts to radiate,
and some how...
you make all of my
acne disappear!"
"HSR,
when we go and dance at
the Ball tonight,
it's okay to hold me tight
and swing me around
and spin me a lot!
"You are now free
to go back to the Surface now...
and breathe once again!...
Your Path Continues!"...
"Dr. Report!...
I am your
"Yes, Dr. Report...
Your Stars realigning!"
You and your
"I like Futbol, but I Love
Great Futbol!"
smiles
are
just glued
to the
World
Cup
Games!
Today's great Episode
is brought to you by
a woman who is going to
talk and act out
every scene for Today's Edition!
"I love Nice Cars!"
says HSR
"I think that I'll
learn more about them!"
So,
HSR tries to learn from
the Corner
"Shade Tree"
Mechanic, and
he goes ahead and tries to
develop his own
Diagnostic Testing!"
But,
he should have taken a
Real Course...
because
"The Fit Hits
The Shan"...a lot!
And HSR's Girlfriend
tries
but,
Her Pretty Self
needs a class, too!
However,
she strong enough to
help out a lot...
in the tight spots!
That's Good!
HSR has friends
who can help when
he's in a "Tight Spot!"
But,
there are more
"Tight Spots" to come!
Let's get a kick out of his Drama
last seen during
"Dentist Starts A "Sanctuary City" In The Countryside For Turkeys...To Save Them From..."Thanksgiving Extinction!""
AND BEFORE THAT,
DURING,
"Beware Of Celebrities Who "Got Dey Tea Ficxt!"...Part 1."
WHERE
HSR IS TREKKING UP
TO HAWAII'S HIGHEST
OBSERVATORY
ON MAUNA KEA
AND AFTER
PASSING SOME
INDIGENOUS, PRETTY TREES
ON MAUNA KEA
AND AFTER
PASSING SOME
INDIGENOUS, PRETTY TREES
A GUY
STOPS HSR
AND SHARES WITH HIM
SOME OF
HAWAII'S
MOST FAMOUS SNACK!...
NOW, HSR MAKES
THE REST OF THE TRIP
QUICK, SHORT, AND SWEET!...
THEN, WHEN HE GETS
TO THE MAIN GATE
HE IS PERSONALLY GREETED BY
THE HEAD ASTRONOMER AND RESEARCHER,
PROFESSOR
VERONICA NICULESCU,
AND SHE SHOWS HIM AROUND
THE OBSERVATORY
THE OBSERVATORY
...WITH ITS PRIMARY MIRROR
AND SECONDARY MIRRORS...
AND HSR ASKS THE PROFESSOR,
"WHEN WE TALKED
ON THE PHONE,
YOU SAID THAT YOU
ARE STUDYING
MERGING
BLACK HOLE LANDSCAPES...
...ANY PROGRESS?" ASKS HSR...
"SLOWLY,"
RESPONDS THE PROFESSOR,
"I'M
LOOKING FOR MORE
BLACK HOLE CANDIDATES TO
POSSIBLY DEVELOP
NEW THEORIES
ABOUT WHERE
THE INGESTED MATERIALS
END UP...
...DO THEY GO TO
A NEW UNIVERSE
INSIDE THE BLACK HOLE,
OR THROUGH A
"WORM HOLE,"
ONLY TO BE EJECTED AND
SHOW UP
WHO KNOWS
WHERE ELSE!"
"CAN I SHARE WITH YOU
A QUESTION OF MINE,
PROFESSOR NICULESCU,"
ASKS HSR,
"PLEASE DO!"
SAYS THE PROFESSOR...
"BLACK HOLES
ARE LIKE THE
SHARKS AND VACUUM CLEANERS
OF THE UNIVERSE, RIGHT?"
ASKS HSR..
"MAYBE,"
RESPONDS THE PROFESSOR...
"WELL," CONTINUES HSR,
"IF BLACK HOLES
WERE SO "ALL THAT,"
THE UNIVERSE,
OVER BILLIONS OF YEARS,
WOULD HAVE BEEN
SWALLOWED UP AND
GONE RIGHT NOW, RIGHT?"
"MAYBE,"
SAYS THE PROFESSOR...
"I THINK THAT
THERE'S TOO MUCH
MATTER,
ANTIMATTER, DARK MATTER,
AND EVERY OTHER MATTER
OUT THERE!
AND SOME STUFF PASSES BY
BLACK HOLES UNSCATHED!"
"DR. REPORT,"
CONTINUES THE PROFESSOR,
"IF SUBSTANCES GETS PAST THE EVENT HORIZON
AND THEY REACH WITHIN THE RING OF SINGULARITY...
IT'S ADIOS, AMIGOS!...
BUT
THE QUESTION IS...
HOW LONG WILL
THIS UNIVERSE LAST,
BILLIONS OR
TRILLIONS OF YEARS OR MORE?...
...AND WILL...
THE BLACK HOLES
FINALLY WIN,
AND WE END UP WITH ONE GIANT
COALESCED BLACK HOLE...
AND WHAT HAPPENS
AFTER THAT?...AND
BETTER YET,
CAN
IT BE WITNESSED AND VERIFIED?""
"GREAT QUESTIONS,
PROFESSOR!"
SAYS HSR...
...
PROFESSOR NICULESCU NOW SMILES
AND ASKS,
"SO, DR. REPORT,
DO YOU HAVE A
SPECIAL LADY?"
"SHE MIGHT BE YOU,
MY DEAR!" QUICKLY LAUGHS HSR,
MAKING THE PROFESSOR
SMILE A BIG...
BUT...
JUST THEN,
HER BEEPER UNIT
GOES OFF...
"UH OH! I
NEED TO GO TO THE
GEMINI OBSERVATORY
RIGHT NOW!...
...AND THAT'S STRANGE--
INSTEAD OF RECEIVING SIGNALS
FROM SPACE--
THERE ARE STRANGE
SIGNALS
BEING SENT OUT!...
NOW, WHO
WOULD BE DOING THAT!"
"I'LL GO WITH YOU!" SAYS HSR.
SO
THEY HURRY ON OVER...
AND IMMEDIATELY,
THEY BOTH SEE SOMEONE
OR SOMETHING...
LURKING STEALTHILY...
RIGHT THERE!...
AND
THE PROFESSOR
AND HSR
CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT THEY JUST SAW!...
PLUS,
HSR FLASHES BACK IN HIS MIND
WHEN HE HAD
A "TOO REAL" DREAM
AS A KID,
WHEN
AN ALIEN WOKE
HIM UP
IN A FRIGHTENING WAY!...
AND HE HAD TO
RUN FOR DEAR LIFE
IN HIS DREAMSCAPE...
NOW,
HSR ABSOLUTELY BELIEVES
THAT THERE ARE
"E.T."S AMONG US!...
...
SO,
HSR AND THE PROFESSOR ENTER
PAST THE GEMINI OBSERVATORY DOORS,
AND
THEY NOTICE THAT
THE POWER HAS BEEN CUT OFF!...NO WAY!...
BUT...
ALL OF A SUDDEN
THEY BOTH
CAN'T MOVE A MUSCLE AT ALL
AND THAT'S BECAUSE
THEY SEE
AN ALIEN
OVERPOWERING THEM
FROM A DISTANCE!
AND...
THEY ARE TAKEN
TO WHAT MUST BE
A "BOSS ALIEN!"...
BECAUSE IT SAYS,
"THANK YOU, LEKOLA,
FOR BRINGING...THESE TWO
INTELLECTUAL SPECIMENS
TO ME
TO START OUR NEW PROGRAM!...
"YOU TWO...COME WITH ME!"
SAYS
THIS "ONE"...
SO,
THEY CLIMB INTO THE ALIEN SHIP...
"GO DOWN THIS WAY,"
THE ALIEN BARKS...
"HA HA...
YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT!
HA, HA!," SAYS THIS
ALIEN!...
"AND NOW,
TURN INTO HERE...THESE ARE
YOUR QUARTERS!" IT SAYS...
SO,
WE WALK IN AND SEE
SOMETHINGS THAT MIGHT
INVOLVE A LITTLE MORE
THAN SLEEPING!
...
SUDDENLY,
WE FEEL THE SHIP
MOVE AND TAKE OFF, AND
IN NO TIME, WE'RE
OUTTA THERE!
AND
LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW,
WE TRAVEL
LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
"PROFESSOR!" SAYS HSR,
"I'M SCARED!...I SAW A SCENE
WHERE SOME ALIENS
DID SOME
UNSPEAKABLE THINGS!"
"WELL, THEY HAVEN'T HURT US YET,"
SAYS PROFESSOR NICULESCU,
SO WE HAVE
SOME VALUE, RIGHT?"...
"MAYBE SO...HEY!
LOOK AT
ALL OF THAT
STUFF OUT
THE WINDOW...
I'VE NEVER SEEN
THESE BEFORE!
NOW
HSR LOOKS AROUND THE ROOM,
AND THE PROFESSOR,
IN NEED OF SOME REASSURING,
COMES CLOSE TO HSR
AND SAYS,
"PLEASE, HOLD ME...
...WE MUST...
GET THROUGH THIS...
TOGETHER!"
"YES, WE SHALL, PROFESSOR!"
SAYS HSR
AS HE GIVES HER A
SLOW SWEET KISS
AND A LONG TIGHT SQUEEZE!...
AND THEN...
ANOTHER SMOOCH!...
"DO YOU REMEMBER WHICH WAY WE
CAME FROM THE SPACE SHIP,"
ASKS HSR...
YES, I DO!" SAYS PROFESSOR NICULESCU...
"WELL, I'M GOING TO MEET YOU
BACK THERE
WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE
TO BREAK FREE, OKAY!"
"OKAY," SHE SAYS BACK...
THEN
THEY HUG ONE MORE TIME!
...
BUT
AT THAT MOMENT,
THE DOOR OPENS...
AND HSR SAYS,"
I SEE THAT
THERE'S A
"NO-KNOCK"
POLICY HERE, HUH!"
"VERY FUNNY,
DR. REPORT,"
SAYS THE ALIEN, "WE
KNOW WHO YOU ARE!...
COME WITH ME, NOW!"
AT THAT MOMENT,
HSR IS GRIPPED
WITH A FORCE THAT
HELPLESSLY
MAKES HIM COMPLY...
AND HE IS TAKEN
TO A ROOM...
"YOU MUST ADDRESS
ALL REQUESTS
THAT ARE REQUIRED OF YOU...OR ELSE"
SAYS THE ALIEN...
"OR ELSE WHAT,
YOU'LL THROW ME OVERBOARD, HUH!?"
REBELS HSR!
SO,
THE ALIENS WATCH HIM
WALK IN...
AND HSR SEES
SOME NICE APPOINTMENTS...
AND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM,
HE SEES
A FEMALE
ALIEN!
OH NO!
AND
SHE WALKS TO HSR AND SAYS,
"I HEAR YOU HAVE A
"BIG"
REPUTATION...
...SO...SHOW ME...NOW!"
OMGOSH!...AS THE ALIEN WOMAN
GETS CLOSER...
SHE SPEAKS,
"I AM
THE PRETTIEST WOMAN
ON MY PLANET!...AND I HAVE
THE POWER TO CHANGE
INTO ANY
PERSON YOU LIKE!...WANT TO
TRY ME?"
"OKAY," SAYS HSR...
"CHANGE INTO MY LAST GIRLFRIEND,
BERNALISCULA CUCUMBRANA!"
"OKAY!" SAYS THE ALIEN,
"HOW DO YOU
LIKE ME NOW!
...COME AND GIVE ME SOME...
...WHAT DO THEY CALL IT?...
SUGAR!"
SO,
HSR IS VERY SURPRISED
THAT THE ALIEN LOOKS
JUST LIKE HIS LAST
GIRLFRIEND...AND
...SINCE HSR WANTS
TO LIVE,
ALONG WITH THE PROFESSOR...
HE HEARTEDLY
INITIATES
AN ACTIONABLE
EMBRACE...
OVER...
AND OVER...
AND OVER!
AGAIN!
"I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
TURN THINGS UP
SEVERAL NOTCHES, AND
USE MY
"LOVE ANESTHESIA TRICK!"
SO AFTER DOING THAT...
MULTIPLE TIMES,
THE ALIEN IS
IN THE "DREAMY WORLD!"
BUT
THE LOVE ANESTHESIA
WORKS BOTH WAYS
SO,
HSR FEELS A LITTLE
AFFECTED,
AND HE DREAMS ABOUT SOME
PRETTY PLACES,
AND A "HOT
ASTRONAUT!"
BUT,
HE FIGHTS TO
MOVE ON!
SO,
HE OPENS THE DOOR
TO THE CHAMBER
DOOR,
AND,
GREAT!...
NO OTHER ALIENS ARE
AROUND!
"I'VE GOT TO MEET VERONICA
AT THE SHIP
AND
GET OUT OF HERE!" THINKS HSR...
NOW,
THE PROFESSOR IS ABLE TO GET AWAY
AND SHE IS
HIGHTAILING IT
OUT OF THERE
TO THE SHIP!
BUT,
AS SHE TURNS THE CORNER,
SHE SEES
ANOTHER ALIEN!
SO SHE RUNS THE OTHER WAY FAST,
AND
THEY BOTH FINALLY MEET AT THE SHIP
AND THEY GET ON BOARD
AND HSR
TAKES OVER THE CONTROLS
AND THEY
QUICKLY ESCAPE!
HIP HIP HOORAY!
"PROFESSOR NICULESCU!," SAYS HSR,
AS THEY TRAVEL,
THE GOOD NEWS IS
THAT WE GOT AWAY,
BUT
THE BAD NEWS IS,
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE!"
"THAT'S OKAY,"
THE PROFESSOR WINKS AND SMILES...
"AFTER WE FINISH A LITTLE
MAINTENANCE WORK,
I WANT TO SHOW YOU
HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE YOU
SAVING MY LIFE!"
"THAT IS... AFTER I
WASH MY HAIR!
Love Toothbrush®
"I'm telling ya...keep on having that Good Money
coming!....Because ...if you run out...
things won't
"Be Pretty!"
The Precious Stones in
Opulent Royal
Crowns...
and the Precious Stones seen
in Nice
Smiles...
have much in common!
...
Since the
Real Old Days...
the People in Power
have adorned themselves
with items to
make them look and feel "Exceptional!"
Kings and
Queens
have and had
Kingdoms and
poor surfs
to take care of...
...and maybe profit from!
But the Upper Royal Class
has always had it "Good
and
Easy!"...
with plenty of
servants...
and
the
best
Parties!
I guess that
once you have it
"Going On" in a
"Big Way"...
one doesn't want to
"Give It Up" easy!
Yes!
Power Corrupts!
And...Absolute Power
Corrupts...
...Absolutely!"
...
But the Royalty
we see today
have beautiful crowns
on the head...
and Beautiful Crowns on the
Teeth!
Yes!
Many Royal Ladies now
have some
Great Pearly
Chiclets!
Wow!
However...
you can bet that some
Kings
and Queens
may have wished that they
had
Good Crowns
on the Top
and in the
Middle!
Now...
it seems like more and more
regular people
want to have
that
"Double Bling"
Effect!
Taking a close look
on a Nano Scale,
diamonds have a
texture
and so do
the crystals of
Enamel!
And on a Macro Scale...
Precious Stones
look Great and Colorful!
But,
we like Our Teeth
as white
as the "Driven
Snow!"
"I know that Hollywood has Diamonds!
And...
therefore...
I want to be his Best Friend!"
"Yeah!...I want him as my
"Closest Homo cybergraphicus Friend!"
Head Crowns are
"An Item"
with
many of today's
Rappers!
...And
Big Kings
and "Little
Kings!
Even Hair Cuts
can be
"Way Up There!"
But,
there's a huge contrast between the
"Crowns of the Smiles"
and the
"Crowns of the Kings"
...
The Crowns of the Smiles
may signify good and
Happy Times...
whereas the Royals
who wear
Crowns on their Heads,
may, at times,
have a
"Heavy Brow,"
because they may need to
be at War a lot!
Yes...
...History shows that
we are a
"Battling
and Conquering
Race of People!"
And
that's not going to change!
So,
in Reality
and in Fashion
in Second Life
and in
Imagined Worlds
we like Our Stones...
"Powerful And
Precious!"
And Lastly!...
...Keep those Crowns
on the Top Of The Head...
and the
Crowns
Right Under The Nose...
Looking Excellent...
...Always!
May you have many...
..."Hi, Hollywood...
I have a
"Natural Surprise" for you!"...
..."My Hollywood plays
with Style and Grace!
His nimble fingers and
cherub face!
But the sweetest song
with the Best Melody
is the one that
Him
and Me!"...
..."The Human Race is never satisfied!
We explore and see
if there are
explainable patterns
in all that we investigate!
And our minds and our
Real Bodies
reach for the sky
and try to make Laws that
Nature must obey!
But,
I've learned...
that
Nature...
...smiles!
I like this island, Hollywood!
There are friendly people,
and there are
lots of things to do!
But,
the next time
we go sailing,
I like it the best
when
I can always
at least see land!"
Hollywood! With Reality
over
for a while,
"Yes, Young Man...
join me on the couch...
I don't bite...much!"
"HSR...
With the College Stage Play ending,
I just Love the Standing Ovation
that they are
giving us now!...
What are you doing after the show!"
 |
"Oh, that one's easy, Regyna!...
You made my lines so easy...
I'ma give you a
Standing Ovation!"
"But, HSR,
the University Administration
wants to congratulate us on our performance!"
|
That's Okay!"
Later, at the
Administrative Reception,
the place is packed!...
And
there is a violin soloist
who demonstrates complete command
of her instrument!
And she immediately strikes up
an affinity for
looking at HSR!
She starts thinking,
"My...he is such a Virtuoso of a Man!
I think I'll
introduce Myself!"
"OMG!
Hollywood!...
What are you doing?"
"Hi, HSR!...
I'm just enjoying
the fresh air!...
What brings you out here?
Me?...Oh, you're so sweet!...
Well, they do say that
some of the "Best Things"
are the Freshest!"
"I just might need
Dr. Report's
help
with this next
"Oral Battle!"
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