"Hey, Hey!...I Just Got...Accepted!... At...The Winge Institute...For The...Oral Sciences!...I'm Already A...First Year Dental Student...At The University Here!...But...At The Winge Institute...There's...So Much...
...'Discovering Fun'...To Be Had!"...
First…a Dream, then...
...some inventions,
then...this Blog...
...and now…
...a Dental School?....
All of Our Lives!...
...From the Time we are born…
…to this current Day...
...some things We ‘Learn the Hard Way,
and other Things we acquire
at a more Relaxed Pace!...
…But when Our Pursuits
help us to obtain and practice
‘New Information and Techniques,
We can enjoy the Latest Pinnacle of Knowledge!”
“What do I want This Year?...
...I want the Same Thing!...
…Until I get Tired of It!”
"I'm going to be
the
First Person
in My Family to be...
...A Dentist!"
"I was just wondering
if...
You and I...could..."
Last week,
at Doctor Dentation’s
New Year’s Soiree,
a lot of People were trying to be
‘The Life of the Party!’...
at Doctor Dentation’s
New Year’s Soiree,
a lot of People were trying to be
‘The Life of the Party!’...
…But at least I was there,
and I wasn’t Square!”
A Faculty Member At the Institute
wants Me to be
the ‘Very First Patient’ at The School!
...And…
…I’ll have to Open Wide…
…a lot…
...but…
…That’s Okay!”
You and Your
'I Wonder if
I'll Like My First Day
of 'Institute School'
Last Day
of
School!'
Smiles
are
Really beginning to
like the
Tuition Costs of
The Winge Institute!
Your 'Didactic' Episode for
the
'Power of the School'
Today
is
brought to You by
The Many Corporate
and Non-Corporate
Dentists
of The World!
After Years and Years
of
'Suitcase-Packing Difficulties'
HSR
finally employs the Help
of an
Automated System!
Yes!...We all need Help!...
And Some people need it
More than others!...And a Select Few
need Assistance...
Way, Way more than Everyone Else!...
HSR...is in that 'Boat!'...
But, You already know that!...
Well, just like Last Time
during
"Tell Me The Truth!...Now...What Would You Do...Without...Your...Friendly,
Neighborhood Dentist?"
in
"Billions Of People Can
Stop Snoring Tonight…
With This One Simple Trick
Of The Tongue!,"
AND THERE,
HSR NEEDS MORE HELP!...
...THIS TIME...
...HELP IN SLEEPING SOUNDLY!
HSR NEEDS MORE HELP!...
...THIS TIME...
...HELP IN SLEEPING SOUNDLY!
...BECAUSE, NOW...
HE HAS
HE HAS
SOME ISSUES TO RESOLVE,
HOWEVER,
HE REALLY DOESN'T
CLEARLY KNOW WHAT
CLEARLY KNOW WHAT
THOSE ISSUES ARE,
SO SOMETHING
TELLS HIM TO
'GO TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP,'
'GO TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP,'
AND SEE IF
HE CAN HAVE SOME
'RESOLUTION OF HIS
COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!'...
SO,
HE GETS TO ONE
EXTREMELY HIGH
MOUNTAIN,
AND HE LOOKS AROUND,
AND
SEES OTHER
MOUNTAINS
AROUND
HIM,
AND WITH
ALL OF THAT
HIGH-ALTITUDE,
'RARIFIED AIR,'
HIGH-ALTITUDE,
'RARIFIED AIR,'
HE GETS A LITTLE
SLEEPY!...
AND,
AT FIRST,
IN HIS
'SOMNIA,'
HE DREAMS ABOUT
'NORMAL STUFF,'
LIKE
THIS
THIS AND
THIS,
CREEPING
INTO HIS SLUMBER,
SOME ODD VISIONS
APPEAR!
AND IT IS
WITH THESE
UNPREDICTABLE,
AND SOMETIMES
'SHOCKING,'
MANIFESTATIONS
THAT,
SOME INSIGHTS,
OR MAYBE
EVEN WARNINGS...
MAY COME TO HIM!...
NOW...
FROM ANOTHER PART OF
HIS
DREAMY SUBCONSCIOUSNESS...
...WHAT'S THIS!...
FROM ANOTHER PART OF
HIS
DREAMY SUBCONSCIOUSNESS...
...WHAT'S THIS!...
...SOME
ALIENS APPEAR,
...DO THEY...WANT TO INTERVENE?...
OR...
ABDUCT HSR?,
...OR...
...EVEN PRY INTO HIS BRAIN?...
...OR...?...
HEY!...
HSR!...WE NEED YOU TO
WAKE UP!...
AND MAYBE
LOOK AT THE
FOR
SPIRITUAL STRENGTH!...
BUT...
...IT LOOKS LIKE
HE MIGHT HAVE TO
'SETTLE THINGS'
AGAINST THE
'AMORPHOUS AND INTRUDING
FORCES'
BY HIMSELF,
TO OVERCOME
THE FRICTION THAT'S INSIDE OF HIM!
...
...NEXT UP IN HSR'S HEAD
IS A VISION
OF AN
ANT 'DANCING' WITH HIM!
THEN, SUDDENLY...
A PSYCHIATRIST
SAYS,
"AFTER LOOKING AT
YOUR PROFILE, SIR,
I'M COMING TO THE CONCLUSION
THAT
WHAT YOU NEED
IS TO
MORE CONSISTENTLY
ALIGN YOURSELF
MORE WITH YOUR
'CORE BELIEFS,'
AND
TRY NOT TO
'FIND YOUR WAY'
THROUGH
THE CHAOS
AND COMPLICATIONS
THROUGH
'FUSSY CONNECTIONS'
WITH OTHERS!...
YES...
SETTLE
YOUR SELF DOWN
BY SINGULARLY
DIRECTING
YOUR
SIGNIFICANT AND NATURAL
COGNITIVE
FORCES
IN
A UNIFIED DIRECTION
TO ACHIEVE
AN
UNDISTURBED
STATE OF BEING!...
SO WHEN,
'UNENVISIONED INTERSECTIONALITIES'
OCCUR...AND THEY WILL...
YOUR
'WHOLE BEING' WILL
REMAIN
UNPERTURBED!"
AND AFTER THAT
INTERACTION,
ANOTHER
'SWIRLING COSMOLOGICAL VORTEX'
SAYS TO HSR,
I HAVE MY EYES ON YOU!...
AND I WANT YOU TO
'SEE PAST' ALL OF THE
DISTRACTIONS OF
DAILY
LIFE ON EARTH, AND
ENGAGE AND CONNECT WITH
THE
BEAUTIFUL
OUTER SPACE!...
YOU, HSR, ARE AN
OUT OF THE BOX THINKER, I KNOW!...
YOU ASK QUESTIONS LIKE,
"IF THIS IS A REPRESENTATION
OF THE UNIVERSE, WELL,
WHAT'S ALL THAT SPACE
OUTSIDE OF WHAT SEEMS TO BE
A LIMIT?"...
...HSR, I NEED YOU TO
CONTINUE BEING THE WAY YOU ARE!...
...JUST BE MINDFUL OF
ALL OF THE
'STUFF OUT HERE!'...AND REALIZE THAT,
FOR THERE TO BE A
SELF-SUSTAINING
TRANQUILITY ON EARTH
THERE MUST BE
MIND-NUMBING
CELESTIAL VIOLENCE
WHICH IS
AT ONCE, MYSTERIOUS
AND
AWE-INSPIRING!...
...IT'S NOT
NECESSARY TO
TRY AND UNDERSTAND
THE 'NANO' OF THINGS...
...JUST...
ACCEPT THE WONDERFUL!"
AND NOW,
ANOTHER
'FORCE OF THE COSMOS'
CHIMES IN,
SAYING,
"THERE IS NO ONE ELSE LIKE YOU,
YOUNG MAN!...
I SEE THAT
YOUR NEURAL
CIRCUITRY
MAKES YOU YEARN
FOR A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THINGS!...AND THAT'S GOOD!
HOWEVER,
JUST REMEMBER THAT
YOU ARE NOT
ALONE!...AND THAT...YOU, HSR...
ARE A GRAND PART OF
WHAT MAKES
EVERYTHING
HAVE A
SUBSTANCE
AND A
'RELATIVISTIC GLOW!'"
OKAY...SO THE STILL
'UNWOKE'
...HSR MUST
SEE DEEPER INSIDE ...
AND OUTSIDE
OF HIMSELF
WITH HIS OWN
MULTIPLE EYES
TO ACHIEVE THAT
'HARMONIOUS ONENESS'
WITH THE UNIVERSE!
Prayers and
'Smart Hard Work'
will help You achieve Great Personal Clarity!
"Welcome!...And Come on In!...
We are at the
Virtual,
and not a 'Real'
'Steel and Stone' Headquarters!"
"The Winge Institute For The Oral
Sciences
is a Cyber Place,
made possible
only because of the
Veritable
Computer Chip!..."
"Now... We aren't taking
anything away from
Traditional
Hands-On
Pre-Clinical and Clinical
Learning,
and Late-Night
Study
and
'Cramming Sessions'...no...
We are
adding
'Immersive Elements'
for a more Total Experience,
which open up
New 'Cyber Ways
of Thinking!'"
"We, at the Institute
are finalizing ways to not only
view things Digitally,
but to also
Transform You
into Your Own
Digital
Complement!
...For instance...
We're working on
Laser Reading Techniques to
scan
Your Facial Landmarks,
and then...
...make a 'Cyber You'...and
You can then Operate
free of the
Traditional
Laws of Physics!"
A 'Dentexa,' is
what I want to be...which is a
Personal Digital Dental Assistant
for the Home...like an 'Alexa,'
but
Better!"
one of the Crucial Concerns
of the Institute
is to
better control the Various Characters,
both Innocuous
and Virulent,
of the
Bacterial Bioburdens
in the
Mouths of the
7.8 Billion People on Earth!"
Groundbreaking Laboratory Research
is
Key to Our
'Optimal Survival!'"
"And, Evidence-based Genetic Manipulation
is needed
in Our
...'War against the Microbes!'...Which are...by the way
always finding ways to
Resist Our Medicines!
Yes!...Those
Pesky Microbes
share
the Genetic Blueprints
of
to use on Us!"
"Now...The Students
are
Most Important to the
Institute
and
let's hear what some of them are saying!"
"I come from a Family
of Hygienists!
For Generations...
...We have Fought in the Wars!"
"I'm Going to open Two Offices...and...
...Get Rich!"
"At The Institue, I'm
Transforming into
a
homo cybergraphicus,
just like
Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report!"
"We met here at the
The
Winge Institute...and...
We're So Happy!"
"In My First Year...
...after...Six Months of
Intensive Training,
I'm finally Free to
Fight in the Dental Hygiene Wars
under
Controlled Conditions!"
"Hi!...I'm at the Winge Institute's
Virtual Beachside Campus!
...I'm having So Much Fun!"
So,
On Our Cyber Campus,
Students are seeing and feeling real
differences being
made in their lives!
...But the Bottom Line is...
We want
to help You to
Construct yourself
into a Better Dental Professional!
And the only Real Way
to do that is through
Trancendental
Transformation!"
"That's It for
Our first Trip to
the Winge Cyber Dental School!...
...In the near Future,
We have so much more
to Show You!...
But, until then...
...may You Have...
Many
'Cybernetic Dental' Smiles!"
May you have many...
…”The Pursuit of Life is always a process,
and never an Absolute Endpoint!...
Once we achieve an Important Goal,
then there’s
the ‘Next Thing’
that We go on to!...
…And this Cycle continues!"...
..."“I’m only here because… …in Your Dream…
…You Want Me Here!”...
....'I want to be In Charge of The Winge Institute’s
Social Media Platform!...
“Doctor Molaar…
...can You
...tell me more about
Your Visions about when...
...Dentistry and Love Collide?”
...smiles!
"My new Year's Resolution is to help you discover more, see more sights...
...have more adventures,
and even have some more
...'Close Calls!'"
I must find
the Baby Tooth...
that a Camper
...lost in this Forest!"
30 percent more species
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where You Have To Decide Whether To Study For The Exam...Or Party!
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Aww, Man!...I missed that
Zombie Christmas Party!"
"I'm flying down
through the
Interdental Spaces and
Strike the Enemy
in it's 'Cell Divison Weak Spot'
Right...Now!"
Hey!...
This is My Area!...
Get that...
Toothbrush Out of My Area!"
"There's Millions of Bacteria
Down there!...
It'll take me
at least
hree Appointments to
Annihilate Them!"
"Me?...Oh I just...
"I Never take
Any Prisoners...Wait!...
...Am I supposed to?"
"My Hygiene Classmates!...Oh No!..
...Plaque 'Don't Play!'"
"Love Always surpasses
Faith and Hope...
...So...
I Love You!"
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