...You Saw It Move Too...Right?...
...Hey...
...How Old Did You Say...
This...Museum Is?"...
"I can almost
feel some
'Spring Weather'
in the Air!...
And when it
comes, I'll
be ready!
Say, Hollywood...
...what can You do now...
can't do in the Spring?...
...Don't worry...
...It's not a
'Trick Question!'"
“Doctor Report keeps Amazing Me
with His Knowledge about History
and the Way People
did things in the Past!
He even likes to discover and understand
Medieval,
Pre-Columbian, and Egyptian
Civil and Cultural Practices!
He use to work in a Museum,
but,
for some reason,
He would...
...never work there...
...after the Sun went Down."
“I’m never going to forget
Hollywood’s Valentine’s Day Party last Week!...
…There was Food and Drink…
…and…
all the...
...Hugs and Stuff I could stand!”
“I live across the hall from
HSR’s Mom in that Building
Downtown!….
…Sometimes He comes over and...
...We watch Netflix!”
“Hollywood!...
…I have an Urgent Message for You…
…and…
it’s
'Tooth Fairy Exhibit'
when I get to
the
Baltimore Dental Museum!"
“Oh!...
…It’s Him!...
...”Hey, Handsome!...
…What do You ...
...want to 'Get Up To?'""
“Doctor Report!...
…They don’t have 'Proms'
in Dental School,
but,
if You still want Me
to go with You…
…I will!”
You and Your
'would You Like to know the Future?...Just
'Look In The Crystal Ball'...
...of
Your Mind!'
Smiles
are
trying to
'Tune In'
'Cerebrally-Generated.'
'Infinity G'
Wave Lengths!
Your
'How Dentistry's Past Illuminates It's Future'
Episode
is brought to you by
in
and around
the...
...Beautiful flowers!
Honest!...
...All HSR did was...
...Sneeze Once
and...
...Whoa!
Well, they say that
one can't keep
the eyes open when sneezing!...
And the head moves, and the
Barber may not
anticipate that!...Which is
a recipe
for a
'Close Shave!'
Speaking of Razors, and
'Close Shaves,'
HSR may lose a
couple more hairs
from his
'Chinny chin chin,'
if things don't go right, right!
Let's Crack open the Book and see
what happened
during
"The Last Secret Baby
Tooth!...Part 11.,"
where
'Highly Unusual Battles'
take place
between Forces,
to Possess
the Powerful and
'Dimension-Defying'
Baby Tooth...
...and...
before that,
in the Post,
"Meet "Dentexa!"...The First Personal... Digital
Dental Assistant! ,"
who can help a Whole Family
with their Dental Needs,
while on Loan
from the
Neighborhood Dentist,
and...
before that
in
"Smiling And Laughter…Open Up Wide, Say Aah, And Take
These Medicines Now! Part 3.,"
which hails the Personal, Medical, and Pychological
Benefits of
'feeling Good and Happy,"
and
all of this
leads up to the
START OF
THE COLOSSAL IDEA
THAT HSR GETS
TO
'HOOF IT'
UP TO
BANFF LAKE
IN ALBERTA, CANADA...
...AND TO GET THERE
HE AND SOME OTHERS
BOARD A BIG BUS
AND THE LONG TRIP
STARTS OUT LIKE
A REGULAR
RIDE...
WITH THE DRIVER
PAYING
FULL ATTENTION
TO THE ROAD!...
AND
THEY ARE MOVING ALONG
DOWN THE THOROUGHFARE
AT A GOOD PACE...
BUT,
ONE TIME,
THINGS GET A LITTLE
BIT TOO...
OOPS!...
BUMPY!
...WHOA!
THEN,
AFTER A WHILE,
A NICE LADY
SAYS TO HSR,
"HI THERE, SIR...
PLEASE COME TO
THE BACK WITH ME!"...
SO,
THEY BOTH GET UP
AND WALK
TO THE BACK
OF THE REALLY LONG BUS
AND
SHE PRESSES A
'SECRET BUTTON'
AND A
PRIVATE CHAMBER OPENS UP
AND THE
OTHER PEOPLE ON THE BUS
CAN'T BELIEVE THEIR
EYES!
NOW,
HSR SEES
'THE GOOD
STUFF!'
"BEFORE WE GET STARTED...
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR," SHE INQUIRES...
"I'M HOLLYWOOD...
...DOCTOR HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT!...
AND,
I JUST GRADUATED
FROM DENTAL SCHOOL!" HE BEAMS...
"DENTAL SCHOOL?" SHE SAYS,
"WELL, THEN...
YOU
PROBABLY GIVE
"GOOD MOUTH!"
...AND THEY BOTH LAUGH!...
"I'M LAKOTA, LAKOTA BRILL!...
...WHY DON'T WE
MAKE OURSELVES
MORE COMFORTABLE?"
"SOUNDS GOOD," SAYS HSR...
SO, THEY
GO A LITTLE WAYS MORE BACK
AND
OMG!
THEN,
LAKOTA LOOKS
INTO HSR'S EYES
AND SAYS
TO HIM,
"LET'S RELAX SOME!"
AND,
FOR THE REST
OF THE RIDE
HE SNOOZES A LITTLE
AFTER READING SOME
OF A BOOK!...
BUT,
ALONG THE WAY,
HSR LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW
AND SEES
"OMG!," HE THINKS
AS HE
LOOKS BACK AT
A SLEEPING LAKOTA...
SOON, HE STARTS TO
DREAM AGAIN
AND
IN ONE OF THEM,
HE HAS TO
GET OUT AND
HELP!
BUT NOW
THAT THEY ARE
FINALLY AT
BANFF,
LAKOTA STRETCHES
AND WAKES UP
HSR,
AND SHE SAYS,
"I LOVE YOU,
DR. REPORT!...
...AND I'M GOING TO MISS YOU!...
I'M HEADING FURTHER NORTH TO
MOUNT ATHABASCA!...
MAYBE WE
MEET AGAIN!"
NOW,
THEY BOTH
SAY GOODBYE!...
AND,
AFTER ALL THAT,
HE TAKES HIS BACKPACK
AND
EXITS THE BUS...
OMG!...
IT'S
BEAUTIFUL HERE!...
SO,
HSR
HIKES A WAYS
AND WHOA!
THERE'S THAT BEAUTIFUL
LAKE!
NOW,
HSR
FINDS A GOOD SPOT
AND STARTS TO
SET UP HIS TENT
AND AFTER,
HE GOES DOWN TO THE LAKE
AND TRIES A TRICK HE LEARNED
FROM A FRIEND...
...OKAY...SO,
HE GETS CLOSE
TO THE WATER,
AND PUTS HIS THUMB IN
AND WIGGLES IT,
AND
OMG!...
HE GOT A BIG ONE!
NOW,
HSR HAPPILY MAKES
A COOKING CAMP FIRE!
"HI THERE!" SAYS THIS
WOMAN THROUGH THE BRANCHES,
"I'M A LITTLE LOST
AND A LITTLE SCARED!"
"WELL, LITTLE LADY...
COME AND HANG WITH ME
IF IT SUITS YOU!"
SO,
THEY COOK THE FISH AND
EAT A MEAL,
AND SHARE JOKES
AND STORIES
AND A LITTLE LATER,
THE AURORAS
BECOME
APPARENT!
THEN...SUDDENLY,
A BUTTERFLY
FLIES AROUND
AND LANDS ON
HSR'S
FINGER!...
...WHICH IS A WONDERFUL SIGN
THAT THE WOMAN
UNDERSTANDS!
AND THEN,
SHE
LOOKS IN HIS EYES!...
AND ONE OF THEM SAYS,
"IT'S GETTING A LITTLE CHILLY!...
LET'S GO
INSIDE
THE
TENT!
...
WAIT!...
DOES THAT BEAR
KNOW SOMETHING THAT...
...
SO THE MORNING COMES
AND
HSR WAKES UP
BUT
THE LADY IS GONE!
OH WELL...,
NOW,
HE PACKS UP
HIS TENT
AND TREKS A LITTLE
AROUND
THE LAKE
AND HE SEES
SOME BOATS...
AND A WOMAN
WHO WORKS THERE,
OFFERS TO TAKE
HSR AROUND THE LAKE...
...FOR FREE!
NOW,
THEY BOARD THE BOAT
AND PRACTICE A LITTLE,
AND,
AFTER THAT...
THEY SAIL
AWAY!
"THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME HERE?"
THE LADY ASKS...
"YES!...AND I LOVE IT HERE!"
HE SAYS,
"AND
THIS LAKE IS
JUST
TOO BEAUTIFUL...JUST LIKE YOU,
YOUNG LADY,"
WHICH MAKES HER SMILE!
"YOU SHOULD REALLY
COME HERE," SHE SAYS,
"IN
JANUARY...IT'S TOO NICE, THEN...!"
AND THEY KEEP
GOING
AND
THEY PASS BY A HOTEL
AND OTHER THINGS,
LIKE A
TOUR BOAT
AND THEY GO UNDER A
BRIDGE...
AND THEY SEE SIGHT
SEEING PEOPLE IN THE SKY
AND
PEOPLE ON A CLEAR-BOTTOM
VANTAGE POINT, AND
ANOTHER BOAT RENTAL
PLACE!
...
THEN,
HSR SAYS,
"I'MA TAKE
A LITTLE SNOOZE!"
AND HE DOES
JUST THAT
FOR A WHILE,
AS SHE PADDLES!
AND AFTER
A WHILE,
SHE WAKES UP HSR
AND SAYS,
"WE CAN
STOP IN MY PLACE HERE
AND GRAB A
BITE TO EAT,
IF YOU'D LIKE?"
"SURE," SMILES HSR...
SO THEY GO INSIDE
AND A LITTLE TIME PASSES,
AND SHE ASKS HSR
TO HELP COOK BY SAYING
"WOULD YOU
LIKE SOME
BLUE CHEESE
...
AND,
AFTER THEY ENJOY
THAT HUGE AND 'DIVERSE'
RAW VEGETABLE SALAD,
THEY GO OUTSIDE AND
WITNESS A NICE
METEOR SHOWER,
AND SHE SAYS,
"ABOUT THIS TIME,
MOST NIGHTS,
MY FAVORITE OWL
SEEMS TO 'GET PERKY!'...
BUT...IT'S STARTING TO GET A LITTLE
CHILLY OUT...YOU CAN STAY WITH
ME AT MY PLACE
TONIGHT,
IF YOU LIKE!"
"THAT SOUNDS OKAY WITH ME,"
SAYS HSR,
AS HE STARTS TO SMILE WIDE!...
SO,
THEY GET BACK INSIDE AND
SHE ASKS HSR,
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO
GET COMFORTABLE
AND
DO
SOME THING REALLY
FUN
WITH ME?"
AND HE SAYS, "WELL,
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?"
"LET'S DIVE BETWEEN THE COVERS... OF MY
'FAVORITE BOOK,'
WAR AND PEACE!...
I'M ON CHAPTER THREE,
AND I'M
SO EXCITED!"
"Keep that New Toy in the Original Packaging, because
in 30 years,
it's going to be
worth a Mint!"
Hi There!...
My name is
Ralph Winge, D.D.S.
I treat Kids as a Dentist
in
Watts, California, and
I am visiting Baltimore,
Maryland, and
I just
have to visit the
'Biggest and the Baddest'
Dental Museum in the Nation!...The
Samuel D. (David) Harris
National Dental Museum!
...where all kinds
of History and Photos
and
Contraptions and
Things that one may not
even expect to find,
are
brilliantly displayed for
the Greater Public Knowledge and Consumption!...
...They have
Stuff that even dates back to the B.C.s!
...But...
today,
I get there
a little past closing time
and...
wouldn't you believe it...
The rains start to come down
with
'A Super-Vengeance!'
Now,
it is coming down so hard that
the roads have all
kinds of
really bad accidents,
so, there is an overhang at
the front door,
and a nice bench
on which
to sit,
so...
in that
Torrential Downpour,'
I take a seat!
And after a while,
under my Umbrella,
I start to get a
little sleepy
and tell myself,
"I'll just close my eyes for just
a Second!"
...And I thought nothing of it...
...the Rains are going to
subside,
and
I'll just be on My Merry Way!...
But, nooooo!...
As soon as I
get into
'Sleep Mode,'
someone...or better yet...
Something, relates to Me:
"It's so good to
see You,
Doctor Winge!
...OMGosh!...
even our front lawn
wants to
'Greet You!'
Personally,
I like the way that
you have done
Dentistry
over the Years, so I want to
Share Somethings
with You here!...Did
You know that
Our First Home Building
Looked like
This?...To tell the Truth, I
like the Older
Building better!...It had
Spaces for us
'Paranormals' and
'Interested Parties,'
or, what ever you want
to call Us,
to feel very
'At Home'
and Comfortable!
I don't like the term
'Ghost,' because
it's so overplayed!...
...But first,
I have a friend who
wants to
'Fill You In'
on who The Founder of this
Museum Is!..."
"Good Evening, Doctor
Winge,
My name is
Samuela,
in Respect to Our Founder, and
I've been around for a long time!...
...A Family Member of mine
made the first
Dental
Caduceus,
at least a Century
ago, and now...
...it is...
...'So Rusty!'"
"Okay!...Where should I
start?...I know..The baby that would
eventually
grow up to be
Doctor Samuel Harris
was born April 23, 1903
in Russia,
and moved here a Year later!
He eventually went on
to become a Dentist,
and,
with his 'Handsome Self,'
specialized in
the Treatments and Preventive
Therapies
for Children the World over!
He also tirelessly
started
Pediatric Dental
Study
Clubs and,
helped to start State
and National
Organizations
to Promote Professional
Understanding,
and...
He had the
Vision to Found the
International Association
of
Dentistry
for Children
in 1969!"
Now...
...this 'Spiritual Person'
says to the sleeping,
but
'Subconsciously-awake and Receptive' HSR,
"Marie Curie
has a Special Place here
because
she was
Very Instrumental
in doing Foundational work in the
Discovery
and Use of
Xrays
and Pursuing
the Fundamentals
of the behavior
of Radioactive
Materials
on the
'Nano-level!"
"And," the Apparition
continues,
"Doctor Greene Vardiman (G.V.) Black
is recognized here
as the
'Father of
Modern Operative Dentistry'
because of,
among many other things,
his invention of the
Foot-Driven
Dental Drill,
and the concepts of
'Ideal Cavity Preparations!"
Now, this 'Phenomenon'
says,
"And, Doctor Winge
it is only
'Right and Proper'
to
'Spotlight the Great Work
of the
Administration of the Museum here,
our Curator,
Doctor Scott Swank
(D.D.S., MS)
and
Our Executive Director
Doctor Richard Manski
(D.D.S., MPH, PhD)
and, of course,
Our
Research Associate,
'The Great'
Patrick Cutter!...I must say that,
One of
my
'Ethereal Compatriots'
is taking a liking to Patrick!"
Now, this Lady
returns and
says,
"Doctor Winge...I've heard of
some of Your Work that You have
done in Dentistry,
like the
Toothbrushing Styles that
You created, namely
the Winge 'Bounce'
in 1999,
the 'Swing'
the 'Slide'
in 2008,
and the
'Pendulum Teethbrushing Protocol'
in 2018 that you
affectionately call
'Child's Play!'"
"Now,
I
have heard of the
'Duchenne Smile,' which
is said to show
'Sincere and True Happiness,'
with its 'Crow's Feet'
on the
sides of the Eyes,
however, the
takes it further
and is accompanied by the
closing of the eyes and the squinting of
the areas of the
Nose and lower Forehead...
...like...
here!
And I hear that
you were the first to
'Elucidate'
and publish
the rare Smile feature
in the Midline of the
Upper lip...
...the Winge's Peak!'"
"Now, Doctor Winge,
I have
heard that You've come up with
other things, which I will get to later,
along with some of the
advancements
of other Dentists,
but I'll close by saying that
at some of the Parties that we have
at the Museum here
'At Night,"
We like doing
'Dentistry's Official Dance,'
...the...
'Bite The Dentist Back Dance,
that,
People from
2 to 120...and older...like Me...
can easily enjoy!
So, Doctor Winge!...
...Come back and see Us sometime...
...on another...
...Dark and...
...Rainy Night!"
May you have many...
..."Hi there!
I'm on the Grounds of a
Very Important Museum!
People come from
'All Over The World'
to see
what's here!...
So far...
I've met
people from
one hundred and fifteen
Countries!"...
…“Oh…
…You’re the one I saw
…You’re the one I saw
on the Unicycle Last Week!”…
…”So…
…You want me to…
…You want me to…
…’Play it Again, Sam?’”…
..."Museums house
things in the Present
that
happened in the Past
and sometimes
they Show
how far We have yet to go!"...
...smiles!
“I know that Valentine’s Day only comes
once a Year
once a Year
but
I was Wondering about an
‘Instant Replay!'"
"I've been collecting Baby Teeth
of both
Young Princes and Peasants
for Centuries!"
See How It Rains Sometimes Outside Of The...
...Dr. Samuel Harris Dental Museum!....
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where
'Riches For Everyone'...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
“This New
‘Proton Beam Scaler’
is my
…Greatest Achievement, so far!”
“Julia, I just vanquished the Enemy
around #30!..."
"Tyra!...I just sterilized the
Foes around #31!...
...Okay...Now… let’s both tackle the
“Now...with all of the
Defensive Cells finally
‘Obliterated!’…
...the
…’Whole Mouth Is Mine!’”
Some things…good and Bad…
Are here Today and…
…Gone Tomorrow!
"Oh, Hollywood!...
Why don't
We Just...
...Leave These Wars
...and...
...Live Happily Everafter?"
“You know that I gotta
say ‘Thanks' for
having my Back…
…Back There!”
“Doctor Report!...
…Now that We’re Back
from ‘The Wars’…
hows about
A little
‘R and R?’”
"My Girlfriend and I
are the
'Landlords' of this
'Gingivitis Hotspot!"
"Yeah!...
...Please keep that
Good Love Coming!"
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