"It's True!... For...'Normal Growth And Development'...We All...Absolutely Need...The Love Of Others!...And We Need The Touch...Of Others!...And...We Need The...Smile...Of Others!...Here's Why!"...

"I Need Your Closeness...And Companionship...And Touch...Now...More Than Ever!...Especially In...These Times!...Because...My Love For You...Is...

...Spread Throughout...My DNA!"...



























































































































"I ain't worried At All...

...about all this 

Corona 'CoCo' 

Stuff!... 

My Man and I are So Close that

We Both have 'All'

of what The Other Has!"

A lot of Stuff 

may be on 

'CoCo' 

Lockdown,' but...

Loving and Caring and Sharing

are needed now, 

more than ever!

'Social Distancing'...

really helps,

but when I'm with 

'My Hollywood,'

We Practice

'Intimate Distancing!'"

"OMGosh!...  

When I go outside, 

the Streets are Empty!...

...But... 

I'd rather 

see Long Lines at the 

Super Market 

than 

at the Bank!"

"I'm wondering if

Cigarette Smoking 

can protect me

from that

'CoCo Crap!'"

OMGosh!...

...Please excuse Me!...

Last Week I had to 

Run Away because of

carious predatorus wingeulus!

"A Number of Our Patients 

know that Doctor Report has a 'Sweet Tooth'

that 

needs attention 

every once in a while!...

And many Patients

seem to 

'connect' 

with 

the Doctor more 

because of it!...

I think I'll 

recommend a future Blog Post

to shows that Dentists with 'Sweet Tooths'...

...are People, too!"

"Hollywood went to that ''Power over your Conscious Daydreams' Coach last week...

And now...

...He's turned into an 'Unstoppable 

Happy Monster!'...

...Which I Like!"





















































"I don't think that I'll

ever stop needing the

Love and Touch and Smiles



from My Family!"
























































































You and Your

'as we get older, do We really need even more

Loving and Smiling?'

Smiles

are

really trying not be

'Scared  _ _ _ _ less!'
























































































Today's

'We are Social Animals And We Need Each Other'

 Episode is presented to You by

...Swinging Monkeys!

So!... Some Money

'fell out'

of Your Pocket or Purse!...



...( _ _ _ _ !)...

...Hey!...Look at that

Lucky

..Finder's Keepers Person!"

The

'Fail of The Week'

is really going to

happen

to HSR

if

He

gets

'Initiated'

by The Zoms!'




'Initiation!'...For some reason,

that word...

...I ain't into it right now!

and in this case, I won't ever be!...




But!... The show

must go on!



Anyway,

diving right in,

HSR,

DURING

“The Second Life Dentist…Dr. Ralph Winge…Well...

...After Reading This...You Just May… ’Virtually’…Love Him!”...,

IS

'SORT OF'

BEING

REPLACED BY

DOCTOR WINGE,

THE BLOGGER OF THIS BLOG,

BECAUSE,

DOCTOR WINGE ASKS

THE QUESTION

"WHY DOES HOLLYWOOD HAVE ALL THE FUN?"

SO,

FOR THIS POST,

I'M TAKING

HSR'S PLACE AND SEE

WHAT KINDS OF SHENANIGANS

'SWEEP ME UP'

AND

TAKE ME AWAY

DOWN THE

PROVERBIAL RIVER!...



SO NOW,

I'M JUST WALKING DOWN

THE STREET

ON A NICE SUNNY DAY,

AND I GET TO

THIS PARK

AND

I REMARK,

"WOW!...THIS SURE IS

A NICE  AND BEAUTIFUL,

YET MYSTERIOUS,

SHADE-BEARING...

TREE!...

...I THINK THAT I'LL

'COP A SEAT'

UNDER IT,

AND

'KICK IT WITH NATURE'

FOR A WHILE!...SO,

I LEAN BACK A LITTLE,

ON THE

SURPRISINGLY COMFORTABLE,

WITH AN

'ALMOST SPONGY' AND SOFT,

ACCOMMODATING BARK!

AND...

I LOOK UPON THE PARK AREA, AND 

I NOTICE THE BIRDS

FLYING AROUND AND CHIRPING, 

AND THE WIND RUSTLES AND

PLAYS TAG 

WITH THE JUMPY LEAVES

AND BRANCHES, 

AND THE SUN,

YES,

I CAN’T FORGET ABOUT HIM…

...HE WARMS ME,

THEN, 

THE SHADY-SHADE

COMES BACK 

TO TANTILIZINGLY COOL ME

ONCE AGAIN, 

THEN

I NOTICE A SQUIRREL

RUNNING

ACROSS THE GRASS

OVER THERE, 

AND NOW A LADY WALKS BY 

AND SHE SAYS TO HIM, 

“HI THERE…

...IT LOOKS LIKE YOU 

HAVE THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE!” 

“YEAH,” 

I SAY BACK, 

“I’M STARTING TO SETTLE IN 

REAL GOOD HERE!,” 

AND SHE CONTINUES 

WALKING AWAY… NOW, 

I

HALF-CLOSE MY EYES

AND TAKE

SLOW MEDITATIVE BREATHS,

AND SOON, 

MY EYELIDS 

START TO FEEL REAL GOOD 

WHEN I SHUT THEM,

AND 

I SAY TO MYSELF, 

“AWW, MAN!...I FEEL LIKE THIS

HERE REST 

JUST MIGHT BE A GREAT ONE!”...

...SO,

I TAKE ANOTHER  

REALLY DEEP BREATH

AND 

EXHALE IN SHORT SPURTS 

AND ON MY SECOND DELIBERATIVE

INHALE BREATH, I CAN FEEL MYSELF 

‘GOING DEEP’ 

INTO SLEEP, 

AND I SEE

RICH COLORS 

WAVING ABOUT,

AND NOW 

A VISION COMES...

...AND IT'S 

THE

WOMAN I JUST SAW

WALKING BY!...

AND I ASK HER,

"I JUST SAW YOU WALK BY...

AND NOW...

...YOU'RE IN MY DREAM!"

AND SHE SAYS,

"YOU'RE RIGHT!...I JUST SAW YOU, TOO,

BUT I SAT DOWN

NEXT TO A TREE

CLOSE BY

AND 

...THEN I TOOK A REST,

AND NOW I 

SEE YOU

IN MY DREAM!...SO I GUESS THAT

WE ARE BOTH

IN 

EACH OTHER'S DREAMS!"

SO, I...DR. WINGE, SAY,

"WOW...THAT'S PRETTY COOL!"

BUT THEN 

THIS VISION 

SHOWS UP AND SAYS,

"I AM 

MOTHER NATURE'S 

'QUEEN OF THE LANDS!'...

...AND I COME 

TO YOU TWO

DREAMERS

WITH A MESSAGE!...

...YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE

ARE HARMING MY LANDS!...

...YOUR MINING FOR MINERALS 

IS ONE THING...

BUT YOUR

STRIP MINING IS STRIPPING AWAY

TOO MUCH SURFACE!

AND 

YOUR

NEVER-ENDING

PILES OF

TRASH

ARE POLLUTING 

ALMOST EVERYTHING ON LAND...

AND THE

OCEANS, TOO!...

EVEN 

WAY ON THE BOTTOM!...

...PLEASE...I BEG YOU...STOP!"...

"TAKE HEED YOU TWO!...

I AM THE SYTHE OF THE SKIES!," SAYS

THIS FORCE OF THE EARTH, "YOU ALL

ARE

MAKING THE SKIES AND AIR

TOO POISONOUS

TO BREATHE!...IF YOU KEEP THIS UP,

THE FUTURE OF 

HOMO SAPIENS

WILL NOT BE ASSURED!"

"DOCTOR WINGE...AS YOU ARE

A SYMBOLIC PATIENT

OF THE WORLD,

AND I AM

THE 'RELATIONSHIP EXPERT OF HUMANITY,'

YOU PEOPLE

NEED TO STOP

YOUR BLOODY

WARS!"

"THE EVIDENCE OF YOUR

NOT CARING ABOUT THE EARTH

IS 

INCONTROVERTABLE,

I SAY... AND IF YOU DO NOT STOP...

...A 'WORLD STUNNING EVENT'

WILL HAPPEN!...

...THE NEW COMING

OF THE DAY OF

WORLD RECKONING!...FOR ALL!"

...

"I KEEP TRYING TO 

GET YOUR 

SERIOUS ATTENTION

AND WARN YOU!...

...WHEN THE

'FIT HITS THE SHAN'...YOU'LL KNOW...

IT WILL COME...

AS A... 

KNOCKOUT BLOW!

THE IMMENSELY WEALTHY

ROBBER BARONS

WILL HAVE TO SELL

BACK THEIR 

QUESTIONABLY-ACQUIRED

TREASURES

TO GET MORE

CASH TO STAY AFLOAT,

AND

OUR

WORLD

MONETARY SYSTEMS

WILL BE

TECTONICALLY-TESTED

AND PEOPLE MAY

LOSE THEIR

MISPLACED FAITH IN MONEY!"

YES!... TELL ME ABOUT

'ANNUIT COEPTIS!'...IF YOU DARE!"


"MONEY IS NOT TO BE WORSHIPPED!"


"PEOPLE WILL AND MUST

PAY THE ULTIMATE

PRICE

WITH NOT ONE



OR TWO



LIVES...

...BUT...



UNTOLD MILLIONS OF LIVES, WORLDWIDE!"


"MANKIND...

...BECAUSE OF HIS

CONSISTANT AND

INCREASING ENVIRONMENTAL

OBSTINANCE,

NOW, 

MAY HAVE TO

START ALL

THE WAY OVER AGAIN!"

Love Toothbrush®                                   




































































































































"Come Here, Boy!...I need You to give Your Grandma Some

Sugar!...Right now!"

"Good Day, Doctor Randy Brooks!

I'm Cashmina, and I'm

a Student at

the Winge Institute for

the Oral Sciences,

and I'm

doing a paper on

'Human Social Bonding

and How it Affects Normal Development!' And

since you are a

Clinical Psychologist,

I want you to



touch on some important

Areas on the Subject!"





"Good Day, and

nice to meet You, Cashmina!

...I'll be straight with you!

From the



very start of Our

lives...We Bond

with each other!

As Humans we know

no other way,

and that's just the way

it has

always been!"




"Our Parents

Love and Cuddle and Nourish

us as soon

as We get out of

The Womb!

And, as little infants

we grow with the warmth and touching

and

Smiling to become

possibly

'Happy and Well-Adjusted'



Youngsters

and even

Parent-Loving

and Parent-Tolerating

Teenagers!"



"And,

as We become Adults,

and become

fertile

and 'Lovingly Active,'

we repeat the cycle

with

more Children coming

into the World

to help

keep our Species going!"




"Then,

We become Grandparents and

Great Grandparents

and Aunts and Uncles and

Nieces and Nephews, and all the rest!"

"Now, in Life

if all of the factors, 

like Schooling, Parenting,

Environment, and Peer-Group interactions

go right, we end up

with the kids

growing up to be

'Great Contributing Members..

...of Society!'  

But even when Parents try

their Best over the Years,

We still may end up with

Kids becoming

Maladjusted Adults!...

But We still

Love Our Kids!"



"So, the

'Time is

Always Right'...like now...

to show Your Family and Friends that

They are Important

to You!"




"And Maybe, just Maybe...

... We can all Navigate

this 'Troubled World'...

better!"


"Any questions,



Miss Cashmina?"



"You hit on a Good Number of

Fine Points, Doctor!...

I'm very



Grateful that You took the

Time out

to share those insights with Me!"




"Any Time, Cashmina!...

And...



Please...Stay Safe!"












































































































































May you have many...




..."I'm glad that

This Weekly Blog is Here!...

I, and many Others,

need the facts,  the fiction

and the

'funny stuff' to get

us through the Week,

especially during these Times,

because

We need

'Lightened Spirits' at these Somber Times!"...

..."I Remember You

from the Sixties,

and...

...You're even

Better Now!"...





..."I'ma tell

Hollywood

about This Magical Moment!"...




..."After some

'Serious Study,'

and

'Prolonged Introspection,'

I have

come to the

'Definitive Conclusion' 

that

...I Love You!"...

...smiles!

"Now that we are 'Self-Isolating' together,

My Dear,

I have Time 

to 

try on 

some of the

Fashions...

...from the 

...'Back of the Closet!'"

"For the

'Tooth Fairy Olympics'



My Team is

Flying in...

'Spectacular Formation!'"

   

"Say, Hollywood!...

You Want Me To Play 

Maurice Ravel's 'Bolero?'...  



...I'd Love To!"...

Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where 

'Constructs Of The Mind' 

Can Be Both Real And Fantasy...  .

..At The Same Time!...




















































































Dental Hygiene Wars!

"Hi!... Come on in!...

It's good to see that

You made it to our 

Safe House!...

We are

behind Enemy Lines, but

We're supposed to be 'Secure!'

...Wait!... What's that Noise?...

I hope that the 

Microbes 

aren't...

breaking down a Wall!"

“Hi!...I’m on a Flight to Molaara Province…  

…to reinforce our Hygiene Battle Contingent!...  

…The ‘Staphlococcus Revolutionaries’ and the 

‘Streptococcus Special Forces’ are 

Driving back Our Front Lines 

in these latest Skirmishes!...

But now,

Central Command,

in a 'Last Ditch Effort,'

wants Me to

'Scortch Earth'

all involved Periapical Areas!...

...which is...

...Fine With Me!"

"Now it's 'All Germs for Themselves!'...

which means that

I have to

'Watch My Front and My Back...



...Every Second!"

“Hollywood!...

You say that You want Me to Come over...to Your Place after The Wars?...   

…Well...

...I have one question!...  

…Do You…  

...have Netflix?”

“I like You!...

...Please...

...Shake one of My Hands!”

“There’s Fury!...In My Fight…

...and…   

…In My Fashion!”  

"Ah, Yes!...The Electric Energizing

Powers of the Sugars from that

Candy Bar

are Feeding My Strength!...

And Next...I eat and

'Lay Waste' to those

delicious

PDL Fibers!"

“Love is 

...Coming Out...

... like… 

...Bubbles in the Air!"

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