...Will Vanish!"...
Our Smiles have Enemies!...
So do our Bodies!...
Practice the
'Good and Necessary'
Oral and Personal Hygiene
Procedures...
as if...
'This is War!'...and...
...it's a
...Matter of Life and Death!"
"This 'CoCo' Corona is real!
But...
I need Doctor Ralph Winge,
the 'Blogger Emeritus'
of this Website
to 'Keep Hope Alive!"
...Otherwise...I can't
...'Hang with You All'...anymore!"
“Doctor Report!...
I really like what You’ve done
with the Place!...
It’s nice…
…and Comfy!...
...And…
…what do You do…
"Doctor Report ...I have
a surprise for You!...
...Plaease...
...Follow Me!"
"Me?...Why...
...I'm just...
...playing 'Hide and Seek!'"
"I just want to
know
why You're here...
...Seriously!"
"Ever since I met
Hollywood
at His Halloween Party
I Pretend that
He's still
here with Me...
which makes me Feel Better
...Already!
"I'll be Honest with You, Doctor Report!...
...If You...
needed 'Mouth to Mouth, .
...right now..
...I wouldn't hesitate!
"If I can just make it to 2022,
in Good Health...
...then...
We can see about...
...what's Really Up!"
You and Your
'with
'Friends'
like that
in My Mouth...
...Who needs Enemies!'
Smiles
are
noticing
'Animalcules'
trying to
be stealthy!
This
'Who knows what Lurks in
...and...
...under Your Gums'
Episode
is presented to You by
Old Glory...
Remember that HSR
is trying to successfully
make it across the
for a Million Dollar Prize,
and…
…it’s night time now, and,
there are
some hungry wolves
catching his Scent and
'Howling’ for back up,
and now they are after Him!...
...Run, HSR, Run!
That's it!...
Run Cross that Forest, Boy!...
Once again...
the Stakes are High!...
And they are
involving His Life!
But...Let's see if the
'Rollercoaster' Continues,
like in
Do You Have a 32-Pack Smile
To Go With Your
6-Pack Abs?,"
and
Chronologically,
before that,
and before that,
in
WHERE
HSR
CEREMONIOUSLY INITIATES
A VERY MEMORABLE ADVENTURE
STARTING AT HIS
ALMA MATER IN
SAN DIEGO,
POINT LOMA
UNIVERSITY!
AKA THE
CALIFORNIA WESTERN UNIVERSITY CAMPUS...
...OF THE
UNITED STATES INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITY,
WHERE THE SUNSETS
ARE
LUSCIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL!
AND THERE'S PLENTY OF
OUTER PLACES
TO SEEK
INNER PEACE
AND UNDERSTANDING!
AND, PLUS...
THEY GOT THE
BABES!
SO,
AFTER FILLING UP THE
HUGE BALLON
WITH HOT AIR,
IT'S UP
UP, AND AWAY!
HIP HIP HOORAY!...
AND,
HE AND THE BALLON
MEANDER NORTH,
UP THE PACIFIC COAST,
PASSING BY A PARADE
OF DIFFERENT MUNICIPALITIES!...
AND HE MAKES
SEVERAL
CHANCE MEETINGS,
INCLUDING ONE WITH
SOME
GOURMET
COOKING SISTERS...
AND THEIR
AND THEIR
SIMPLY ADORABLE
CANINES!....
PET
CANINES!....
BUT
AFTER LANDING
FOR A NIGHT...
HE AND HIS RIDE ARE
COMMANDEERED BY A
BEAUTIFUL
AND CUNNING
LADY SPY
WHO ORDERS HIM TO
"FLY OVER THE OCEAN RIGHT ABOUT
HERE!"...
THEN,
SHE LEAVES HIM
A BIG BAG FULL OF MONEY
AND TELLS HIM THAT
SHE WILL FIND HIM LATER...
THEN,
SHE LOVINGLY
OFFERS HSR
AN AROUSING KISS,
THE WAY THAT THE
CZECHOSLOVAKIANS
DO IT!...AND
BLOWS HSR'S MIND!
THEN
SHE JUMPS
INTO THE OCEAN
TO ESCAPE
IN A
SECRET SUB
BUT, NOW,
HSR
CONTINUES HIS JOURNEY
UP THE COAST
AND FINALLY HE
REACHES UP TO,
AND
LANDS
AT,
THE WORLD FAMOUS
VENICE BEACH
WHERE MANY
MYSTERIOUS THINGS
HAPPEN
QUITE
FREQUENTLY!
MANY PEOPLE
ARE OUT HAVING
A GOOD TIME
AND THERE'S
GOOD FOOD...
AND FRIENDLY PEOPLE
HAVING GREAT
TIMES...
AND SOME ARE JUST
WALKING ALONG...
OH YES...
AND THERE'S
MUSCLE BEACH WITH THE
UNUSUAL
FEATS
OF STRENGTH!
YES!...
THE MINDS AND BODIES
ARE FLYING FREELY
AND
THERE'S THE "STRONG
AND THE
BEAUTIFUL!
BUT AS HSR IS TAKING IN
THE
GORGEOUS
SCENERY,
AND WHILE SEEING SOME
PEOPLE ON THE
FRINGE,
HE SEES
SOME PEOPLE
LOOKING UP IN AMAZEMENT
AND HSR
LOOKS UP TOO,
AND
OH NO!..
IT'S HIS BALLOON
THAT'S
ON FIRE!
SOMEBODY JACKED
HIS "BOWL-LOON!"
AND THE WRECKED BALLOON
DIVES HELPLESSLY
INTO THE WATER!
"OH, MAN," HSR CRIES,
"I'M GLAD THAT I
AT LEAST HAVE
THIS BAG OF MONEY...
I'VE GOT TO GO TO A STORE
AND CHANGE THIS WOMAN'S BAG
AND GET ONE FOR A MAN!
AND ON HIS WAY,
HE PASSES ONE FINE LADY
AND ANOTHER ONE
ASKS HIM,
"HI THERE, SIR...
I NEED A LARGER PURSE...
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRADE?"
AND HSR
SMILES
BUT THINKS
"H _ _ _, NO!"
BUT REALLY SAYS,
"NOT RIGHT NOW...
...BUT THANKS!"
AND THE WOMAN SAYS BACK,
"YOU'RE CLUTCHING IT LIKE
THERE'S A MILLION BUCKS
IN THERE...CAN I SEE?"
AND,
HSR JUST STARTS WALKING FASTER!...AND
EVEN
GOING HIGH SPEED!
AND HE HEADS
STRAIGHT TO A FIVE AND
DIME,
TO BUY A BACKPACK
AND A QUICK SNACK,
THEN,
HE THINKS ABOUT WHERE TO STAY,
"I'LL TRY A MOTEL AROUND HERE
TILL THE HEAT GETS LESS!"
SO,
AS
HE'S WALKING DOWN THE STREET...
"YO, SIR... GET YOUR
FREE SAMPLE!" SAYS
THIS LADY...
AND ANOTHER ONE
ASKS,
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU...
...WANNA SEE?"
"NOT RIGHT NOW," SAYS HSR...
"YO, BIG BOY...FREE SMOKES,"
"THAT'S OKAY, BUT THANKS!" SAYS HSR...
SO HE FINALLY MAKES IT OVER
TO A PLACE TO STAY!
AND HE BUYS A ROOM,
BUT,
WHILE THERE,
A PERSON KNOCKS ON THE DOOR...
OR RATHER...KNOCKS
IN
THE DOOR,
BUT THE INTRUDER
DOESN'T FIND ANYTHING,
SO,
THE INTRUDER LEAVES,
AND NOW,
HSR DECIDES TO GET OUT OF THERE, TOO...
AND,
AFTER RETRIEVING
THE LOOT...
...HE
HAILS A
TAXI...
THE DRIVER ASKS,
"HEY, WHERE YA HEADED...OUTTA TOWN?"
"YEAH," SAYS HSR,
"CAN I EVEN
TRUST THIS GUY?"
AND THEN
HSR SAYS,
"CAN YOU LET ME OFF AT THIS
MARKET!"
AND HE PAYS THE GUY
THEN WALKS OFF...
"I JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT
WITH THAT CABBIE...
I'LL CALL AN UBER!,"
THINKS HSR...
SO, A CAR COMES BY AND
HE GETS IN
AND THIS LADY DRIVER
BEAMS AND SAYS,
"I'LL GLADLY TAKE YOU
WHERE YOU NEED TO GO, SIR!"
"THANK YOU,"
SAYS HSR,
AS HE
FEELS MUCH BETTER NOW...
"I NEED
A HOT AIR
BALLOON SHOP...
DO YOU KNOW WHERE ONE IS?
"SURE, I DO...IT'S CLOSE...
...
"HERE'S YOUR BALLOON STORE...
HAVE A NICE DAY!"
SAYS THE DRIVER...
"THANK YOU," SAYS HSR.
AND NOW,
HE GOES INTO THE STORE...
"HI THERE, SIR!...GOOD
TO SEE YOU TODAY!
WE
HAVE THE BEST BALLOONS...
...ANYWHERE!
"HOW SOON
DO YOU WANT IT,
SIR, BECAUSE
WE HAVE ONE READY
RIGHT NOW IF YOU LIKE!
WOULD THAT BE
CASH OR CREDIT?"
"ALL CASH, PLEASE,"
HE SAYS...
"COME BACK IN
HALF AN HOUR...
AND, YES, SHE'S ALL YOURS...
...WITH THE NECESSARY
CERTIFICATES INCLUDED!"
SHE SAYS...
"SEE YA SOON!" SAYS HSR..
...
SO
HE WALKS OUT OF THE PLACE
FOR A SHORT STROLL, AND...
HE MEETS A PRETTY LADY
WHO TALKS TO HIM
AND SHE TELLS HSR,
"YOU HAVE
ADVENTURE IN YOUR EYES!"
AND YOU HAVE A PURE HEART!
PLEASE BE CAREFUL ON YOUR JOURNEY!"
...
SO,
IN A HALF AN HOUR,
HE RETURNS
TO THE BALLOON MAKER
AND HE GETS HIS
NEW GEAR READY FOR FLIGHT...
AND...
HIP HIP HOORAY!...
HE'S AIRBORNE, AGAIN!
"DANG, IT FEELS SO GOOD
TO BE UP
WHERE I BELONG!...
I'LL MAKE IT TO MALIBU,
AND THEN
I'll TOUCH DOWN FOR THE NIGHT!"
SMILES HSR!
...
SO, WHILE LAZILY DRIFTING
ALONG,
HE COUNTS UP THE CASH THAT
THE SPY LEFT HIM...
AND IT COMES TO...
WOW!
4.2
MILLION DOLLARS!
PLUS
SOME SMALL CHANGE!
"I GOTTA BE CAREFUL, BUDDY,"
HE SAYS TO HISSELF!
NOW
HE PASSES BY,
AND GETS SOME GOOD VIEWS OF
SOME OF THE
MALIBU CELEBRITY
HOMES
THERE...
SO,
WITH THE SUN ABOUT TO SET,
HSR SCOPES OUT
A GOOD PLACE TO LAND...
AND HE HIDES THE STASH
IN A GOOD PLACE,
THEN
HE PASSES PEOPLE
HE PASSES PEOPLE
ON THE
BEACH,
AND THIS LADY
SAYS,
"YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING STRANGE?...WATCH!"...
"WHOA!" REMARKS HSR...
THEN,
HE KEEPS WALKING,
HE KEEPS WALKING,
AND A STRANGE LADY COMES
UP TO HIM AND
SAYS,
"I AM GOING SWIMMING
PAST THE SURF IN THE OCEAN...
...WOULD YOU LIKE TO
SWIM WITH ME?...PLEASE...
...COME ON!"
...COME ON!"
"MMM," ADMITS HSR, "I CAN'T DO THAT
RIGHT NOW," AND
HE KEEPS ON WALKING...
...
"HI THERE, SIR...
I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE NOT FROM
AROUND HERE!
I'M OFFERING
YOU SOME SHELTER FOR THE NIGHT!
MY ROOMMATES ARE
ALL AWAY FOR NOW
AND,
I HAVE A NICE FIREPLACE!
...
MY PLACE IS RIGHT OVER THERE!...
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE"...
"OKAY," SAYS HSR...
SO THEY WALK ON OVER,
AND GO INSIDE,
THEN SHE SAYS,
"I'M GOING TO CHANGE CLOTHES"...
"SURE," SAYS HSR...
AND WHEN SHE RETURNS,
SHE SAYS,
"I REALLY LIKE IT HERE!...
YOU KNOW...AMERICA!"
I'VE LIVED IN MANY PLACES..
UKRAINE, POLAND, RUSSIA, KOREA, KASMIR,
SRI LANKA, ARGENTINA, TURKMINISTAN,
AND OTHERS...
AND EVEN
INCHANTEDLANDIA,
BUT,
I'VE NEVER MET A PERSON LIKE YOU!
CAN YOU SHOW ME
WHAT AMERICANS LIKE TO DO?"
"BUT, OF COURSE!" WIDELY SMILES HSR!
"BUT FIRST,
I MUST!"...
...
SO...AFTER NO SLEEP!...
HSR FINALLY GETS UP
AND WITNESSES
THE BEAUTIFUL
SO...AFTER NO SLEEP!...
HSR FINALLY GETS UP
AND WITNESSES
THE BEAUTIFUL
SUNRISE...
AND,
AS SHE STILL SLEEPS,
AS SHE STILL SLEEPS,
HE WALKS A LITTLE
ON THE BEACH...
THEN HE GOES BACK
TO THE BEACH HOUSE
AND SHE SAYS, "IT WOULD
BE GREAT IF YOU COULD
STAY THE
REST OF THE
WEEK!"...
"IT'S SO SWEET HERE, AND YOU ARE
AN EXTREMELY NICE AND
FLEXIBLE PERSON,
BUT,
I JUST HAVE TO
I JUST HAVE TO
GO NORTH!"
"WELL, CAN YOU COME AND SEE
ME WHEN YOU COME
BACK SOUTH?...BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST
TOO
JUICY!" SHE SAYS...
"I'LL TRY!"
AND
THEY SPEND
TWO HOURS SAYING
GOOD BYE!
AND
WHEN HSR
WHEN HSR
FINALLY GETS OUT OF THERE
AND GETS HIS
'TRANSPORTATION'
UP IN THE AIR
AND THINGS ARE
JUST
"BLOWIN' IN THE
WIND!"
HEY!
...WHAT'S THIS!...
SOME OTHER BALLOONS SAIL
BY, AND HSR
SEES SOME OTHERS
OVER YONDER!
"THAT'S COOL"...
BUT,
AFTER A WHILE...
AFTER A WHILE...
...AND...
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
THE WEATHER TURNS NOT
TOO
GOOD!
AND DARK CLOUDS ARE
HEADED THIS WAY!
ALONG WITH SOME LIGHTNING!
SO,
HSR IMMEDIATELY SCOUTS
FOR A GOOD LANDING SPOT!
HEY, THERE'S ONE!
...
BUT...OMG!...THAT PRIME SPOT
IS A
A NATURALIST'S COLONY!
...WITH ALMOST EVERYTHING
...OPTIONAL!
SO,
HSR IS
HSR IS
FORCED TO LAND!
OMG!
HOWEVER,
MOST OF THE PEOPLE
RUN TO THEIR CARS
FROM THE COMING
INCLIMATE WEATHER
FROM THE COMING
INCLIMATE WEATHER
BUT
A NUMBER OF WOMEN STAY
AND HELP HSR PUT
THE HUGE BALLOON AWAY!
AND THEY TELL HSR,
"WE'RE STAYING IN
THE GONDOLA WITH YOU!"
...
OH BOY...
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE
A TIGHT,
WET, AND WINDY NIGHT!
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE
A TIGHT,
WET, AND WINDY NIGHT!
...
SO,
AFTER SAYING
"BYE"
THE NEXT MORNING,
HE'S
SMELLING
THE 'SWEET SMELL OF
AERIAL FREEDOM,
SO HE CONTINUES
NORTH
UP THE COAST,
HUGGING THE COASTLINE.
BUT
OVER
THE WATER...AND...
HE GETS SOME
RELAXING SHUT EYE,
AND WHEN HE
WAKES UP,
HE FINDS HIMSELF
ABOVE
BEAN HALLOW
STATE BEACH...
"I'VE HEARD OF THI S BEACH!"
HE REMEMBERS,
"THERE ARE
STRANGE FORMATIONS,
AND ROCKS,
AND
STRANGE FORMATIONS
WITH ROCKS!"
SO
HE NOW
DIRECTS THE
BALLON TO HOVER OVER
TO
A GOOD PLACE TO LAND...
AND AS HE PACKS UP
THE BALLON,
A LADY
PASSES BY...
"HI THERE,
HANDSOME,"
SHE SMILES AND KEEPS ON
WALKING...
THEN HE
WALKS BY A
'RETRO
RV!
NOW...
A WOMAN NEXT TO THE RV SAYS,
HELLO THERE!...
...DO YOU HAVE A
PLACE TO STAY?...
A RAIN'S
GONAA HIT HERE
IN FIVE MINUTES!...
YOU WANT TO
COME INSIDE?"
"RAIN IN 5 MINUTES?"
LET'S SEE THAT!"
AND IN ABOUT
FIVE MINUTES...
...OMGOSH!...
IT REALLY...
...STARTS
TO RAIN!
SO,
THEY GO INSIDE,
AND SHE DRAWS THE
CURTAINS SHUT AND
SAYS,
"I'M GOING INTO THE OTHER ROOM
AND CHANGE CLOTHES!"
NOW SHE COMES BACK AND
LIGHTS A CANDLE
AND SAYS, "THIS RAIN IS
FROM AN
'ATMOSPHERIC RIVER'
THAT'S GOING TO GIVE A
WHOLE WEEK
OF HARD RAIN!...FORTUNATELY,
I HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH
FOOD AND SUPPLIES FOR US!"
"WELL, I GUESS
I LANDED MY BALLOON AT
THE RIGHT PLACE
AND AT THE
RIGHT TIME!" ADMITS HSR...
NOW, SHE PUTS
NETFLIX ON HER BIG SCREEN
AND ASKS, "ARE THERE
ANY
SHOWS THAT
YOU'D LIKE TO WATCH?"
"SURE," SAYS HSR,
AS HE SCROLLS DOWN
THE CHOICES,
...AND...AS SHE
BLOWS OUT THE CANDLE!
"Wait!...Did Someone warn Us about Famine and
Pestilence?
"A 'Call to Arms!’...
"On Guard!...
...We...The People...Of The Population!"
"There are a ‘Plethora’ of Things that can
jeopardize the Survival of Your
Functional and Aesthetic Smile!...
...Let Me count the Ways!...
First off, and obviously...there are
the many Sugars that
show up in the Foods
that we
eat and Love!...
jeopardize the Survival of Your
Functional and Aesthetic Smile!...
...Let Me count the Ways!...
First off, and obviously...there are
the many Sugars that
show up in the Foods
that we
eat and Love!...
Candy Bars,
Chips , Soda, and many sauces!
And...accidents involving the Mouth
can really make
enjoying a nice Smile
Difficult!
And...Getting Socked isn't
a 'Good Policy'
to live by!"
Chips , Soda, and many sauces!
And...accidents involving the Mouth
enjoying a nice Smile
Difficult!
And...Getting Socked isn't
a 'Good Policy'
And I can go on and on
about the many ways
that one can injure
anyone
of those
'Sweet Thirty-two,'
but
suffice it to say that
about the many ways
that one can injure
anyone
of those
'Sweet Thirty-two,'
but
suffice it to say that
there are things that We can control
and some things that we can’t.
For the Things that we can’t control,
be a Good Person,
Mind Your own Business,
and help others!...
...By doing so,
the Ever-Present
and Equalizing
‘Karma’
will shine upon You
and Be Gracious unto You!"
be a Good Person,
Mind Your own Business,
and help others!...
...By doing so,
the Ever-Present
and Equalizing
‘Karma’
will shine upon You
and Be Gracious unto You!"
"And for the Things that We can control,
keep Your
‘Personal Protective Equipment’ (PPE),
Your Toothbrush,
Toothpaste, Mouth Rinse,
and Floss,
close at Your Side,
just like You would
Your Sword!"
keep Your
‘Personal Protective Equipment’ (PPE),
Your Toothbrush,
Toothpaste, Mouth Rinse,
and Floss,
close at Your Side,
just like You would
Your Sword!"
"For This is a Battle of a
Greater War…
...that we must Fight…
...and Win...
...All the Days
of Our Lives!"
Greater War…
...that we must Fight…
...and Win...
...All the Days
of Our Lives!"
May you have many...
...“There are 'Biblicly-
Ramifying'
Signs that
this is either the
‘Beginning of the End,’
or the
‘End of the Beginning!...
…Which one it really is?…
…I don’t know!...
…But…
…everyday that You are
Alive and ‘making it’….
...You’re blessed!...
...“I come here frequently to remember that
here
is where Hollywood and I
did not
practice
‘Social Distancing!...
…”In a few months, when this
_ _ _ _
gets really ‘Cray-Cray’…
…I’ma...
...Be Ready!”…
..."Even during all of this
'Chaos and Uncertainty,'
I...
still want to do
very Good Things
for My
Best Friend...
...You know...
...his Favorite Dishes
and an
'Evocative'
Wardrobe,
and
Eyes that Reassure and Love!"...
…“Even in this...
‘New Health Climate,’
More than Ever!
“One of My
Grandmother’s Most Memorable
Tooth Fairy Assignments was
Grandmother’s Most Memorable
Tooth Fairy Assignments was
when She
First Lost Baby Tooth!”
Not Have To Worry About Any...
...Electrical Wires!...
"People...A Soon-Upcoming Blog Post
Will Have HSR, Once Again,
Flying In His Environmentally-friendly
Glider...
...And...
...I'll Be...
...'Up In The Skies' With Him!"...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"If you really need to know...
...I'm the little Brother of
carious predatorus wingeulus!"
“I’ve been training for 'These Wars' ever since
I was a Tyke!...
…I’ve done so many SRPs that…
...I can do it in My Sleep!...
...Maybe that’s why
I hate Plaque so much…
...because…it...
...infiltrates into My Dreams!”
“Just look at this Battlefield!...
...It ‘Supremely Sucks!’…
If this (_ _ _ _) doesn’t get better soon…
…I’ma...
...work at Another Office!”
"Dang!...One
Got Away!...So I
guess that makes Me...
...99.99% Effective!"
“With My new Drills and Spikes…
That Enamel will…
…Shatter like Glass!”
"Yeah...I'm a
'Trouble maker!...
That's why They Hired Me!"
“Ha ha!...
Every time I use
...My Blasters,
the Enamel...
...doesn’t even know what hit It!”
"See what
You do to...
My Heart Beat!"
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