Friday, February 3, 2023

Is The New Winge "Tooth Fairy Swoop"... A "Gay"... Toothbrushing Method?....You Decide!....

 



Hello, World! 

The New Tooth Fairy Swoop is Here!

...Sweep It Back And Forth...

...In A "Real Happy" Sort Of Way!



Introduced to the World on New Year's Day 2023 by 

USC Dental School Graduate Ralph Winge, D.D.S., 

he says that he thought of the method 

after seeing people on the 4th of July 

waving around

some fireworks sparklers. 


"I'm going to use my toothbrush 

like a specially-tipped wand 

with some added play and fun and finesse 

included, 

maybe even in a way that the Fairies 

do," says Dr. Winge, 

while revealing, 

"The toothbrush, in a way, is like a 'Magic Wand' 

because it can do wonders for the health and look 

of the teeth and gums!"  


"The Tooth Fairy Swoop admittedly is not the best method 

at removing dental plaque because 

it only glances across the teeth 

with each stroke, 

but it is programmed to be a 

'self- and smile-affirming' behavior that is

useful at the start and finish of one's serious brushing time," 

adds the Oral Specialist. 


Lastly, he adds, 

"Anyone can benefit from this 'Fun Way,' 

no matter what place on the gender-identity spectrum

one may be at the time!"







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