Dr. Denturoff...Needs More Patients!...Right... Now!...So...He Throws A...Halloween Party!... Oops!...Wrong Move!...

 "This Party Is Unbelievable!...Let's...

...'Tear The Roof...Off The Sucka!"...

"What did you come 

12,000 Miles to Ask Me?"

Some Monster Stories...

...Can Be Scary!

"Wait!...Am I the

only One that saw

what just Walked by?"

You and Your

'I'm throwing a Halloween party, 

but 

many of the People now here make me 

Sorry I did!'

Smiles 

are

'Bout to Kick People Out!

This

'be careful about who you invite to your Party'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

People given Permission to

Act Out Craziness!

One of our Favorite Dentists,

the young 

Doctor Denturoff,

just Loves his time at

Dental School!

He has learned a lot...and not just 

about 

drilling and filling!

The Doctor has learned how to

'transform'

People's

Images and Perceptions

of Themselves...for the Better!

The Patients at the 

School really like him, but

sometimes they

didn't want

any part of

any Treatments!

And, sometimes, he would even

help Patients

get

through it all!

But,

faster than

the 'Blink of a Eye,'

four years pass 

and it's

Graduation Time!

And the Students are so

Happy!...And the Administration

wishes all

of the Graduates

'Great Futures!'

And Doctor Denturoff

is so Ecstatic!

But, the Happiness is

sort of short-lived, because

the Student Loans and

the other expenses are 

Coming Due!

So, the Doctor

needs to put his

Newly-Acquired Skills

to Work...and Fast!

The first Item on his 

Business plan is to

acquire a Place

to do Dentistry!...And he quickly finds...that the...Prices are Insane!

So,

a Practice Broker

tells the Doctor,

"I have a great Starter Office

for almost

'Next to Nothing!... and it's

'Quaint and Secluded'...

...You'll Love It!

And the Broker shows some

Pictures of the inside, which 

look okay,

and then says,

"There's a crop of New Graduates coming out...so you may want to move quickly...

on this!"

"So, what do you

mean by

'Next to Nothing?'"inquires Denturoff...

And the Broker tells Him, and

The Doctor can't believe it and says,

"Wow!...That's almost..."

"...too good to be True!...Right?"

laughs the Broker...

"Yes," says the Doctor, "where do I sign?"

Wait!... but before you sign,

just know that when you

get your Practice going 

You can 

'Trade Up' 

into

something like 

...This!...

...And there's another 

Structure 

further Back on your Property...but...

I can't find 

the photos for it!...So, you think 

you want to

try it out a bit, Doctor?"

And Denturoff says,

"Yeah, Let's do it!"

So, the Details

are Transacted, and He 

gets 'the Keys,'

the 

young doctor

hopes that this is a good

'Sight Unseen'

Investment!

Now, 

driving out there, he has to

negotiate a sort-of 

Long Highway

and when he finally gets there

he sees It!

"This is off the Highway,

so I'll need to put up a 

sign on the road,

but I do like 

all of the 

Oxygen-producing 

vegetation, and I, 

and some of my Patients,

can Meditate out here."

Denturoff

rationalizes...

Now he

unlocks the place and he

first sees an

abbreviated

Waiting Room and

the first

Operatory,

then the second

one and the Third

one!

Wow!

On a couple 

of walls are

some 

Ancient Pictures

of Early 

Dentistry!

And there's a room for a 

Lab/Sterilization Area,

and a

Personal 

Office Space...

So Doctor Denturoff

puts this and that in a 

good order and 

arrangement, and by 

that time,

it's dark outside...

Before he leaves, however,

he walks out back

just to see the 

'additional building,'

and he 

thinks to himself,

"I have the keys to this place too, but,

I just don't feel like going in

right now..."

So, over the days,

some of his Dental School Patients

follow him over to his

new Practice,

but,

because of his Debt,

he needs to see way more People!

Then,

one day,

one of his patients

from the School says,

"Hey, Man, if you

want to get 

noticed

around here, you have to

throw some Parties here,

then this place

won't be a Secret No Mo!...You Feelin' me?"

"Yeah, Man...I'm feeling you,"

says

Doctor Denturoff!

"I'll even help you

publicize

Doc!...For at least two

Weekends in October,  in the

Castle out Back, Okay?"

"That sounds good,"

says

the Doc...

So, 

the night for the 

First Party in October comes and

the 'Party Palace'

looks

'Very Appropriate!'

"I hope that everything

turns out okay  

and that things don't

Explode,"

hopes Denturoff...

And when he goes

in the Place, he

turns on the 

and gets some

food for the

Guests ready...

And, 

on the Big Screen,

He puts on 

Holiday-

Themed

Visuals!

And,

in a little bit,

Someone  knocks

on the door,

and 

and the door 

just opens

by itself!

And one

Person comes

in first...

and another one comes in

a side door...

And now,

some People show up

from out of Town...

and some more

come to the Party!

And soon,

it gets 

packed

with

Partiers!

Now...

Things get to

really going!

...With different groups

still Arriving...

...with...

Really

convincing

Outfits!

Now,

one Party Girl says,

"I hate Dentists, but I think I'll

give You 

a Chance!"

"Well, Thank You, Miss,"

Smiles Denturoff...

But, Wait!...

...Just then,

a Person runs up

to Doctor Denturoff

and says, 

"Doc!...There's something happening

in the 

Castle's Back Yard!

 So when 

Denturoff

runs 

to the Back and 

shines

the Light,

even He 

can't believe 

what

He Sees!

Love Toothbrush®                                      

"Halloween is okay, but I can only 

take so Much!"

Don't go through Doors from which you may not be able to

exit!

Wow!...That's Common Sense!

...Which HSR can frequently be 

accused of

not using!

Come see him not using 

Common Sense 

in the blog Post,

"Some Halloween Witches...Capture...A Dentist!....And...They Make Him... 

...Oh No!..,"

and before that in

the post,

"Dentist Discovers Plot...By...Vampires And Zombies...To...Take Over...The Earth!...On... 

...Halloween!..."

and way previous

to that,

in

"Wow!...This Dentist Is Also A... 

...Fortune Teller!"

and, believe it when I tell you that

THINGS ARE

NOT 

GOING TO BE WONDERFUL 

OR EVEN FUNNY

FOR HSR 

BECAUSE, 

HE NEEDS SOME 

MORE AND MORE

MONEY 

TO HELP PAY

FOR HIS 

USC

DENTAL SCHOOL'S 

EXORBITANT 

TUITION!...

SO, 

THIS TIME, 

HE TAKES A JOB...WHICH PAYS WELL

BUT...IT'S 

...JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!

...HALLOWEEN NIGHT! 

AT THE LOCAL 

GRAVEYARD!...OF ALL PLACES!...

AND DURING THE...

...GRAVEYARD SHIFT!...

...OH NO!...

AND THE NIGHT BEFORE

HE GOES THERE, 

OF COURSE, 

HE 

HAS DREAMS...

...OF HIS GIRLFRIEND

AND HIM 

HAVING SOME 

INNOCENT FUN,

AND 

SOME TRICK AND TREATING

SILLINESS...

AND HE ALSO

DREAMS ABOUT 

...A PARTY THAT HE'S 

GOING TO BE MISSING!

...SHUCKS!

SO, 

THE NEXT DAY

IT'S TIME TO WALK ON OVER 

TO THE PLACE,

AND HE GETS A KICK OUT OF 

SOME OF THE COSTUMES 

THAT PEOPLE AND

PETS ARE WEARING!

YES, IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR 

AND 

A

LOT OF FOLKS ARE 

JUST SO HAPPY

AND THERE'S A LOT OF SUGARY ACTIVITY 

GOING ON 

ON THE STREETS

AND DOORWAYS!...

WITH PUMPKINS 

ALL OVER!

AND THIS LADY 

STOPS HSR AND SAYS, 

"HI THERE SIR,...

I NEED SOME ONE TO MAKE ME NOT SO SCARED TONIGHT...

...YOU GAME?"

"I'D LOVE TO, BUT, I'M WORKING TONIGHT..SORRY," SAYS HSR

AS HE WALKS ON...

PAST ANOTHER YARD'S ORNAMENT

AND NOW, 

HE'S GETTING 

TO THE OLD

PART OF TOWN

AND HE 

GOES PAST 

AN ANCIENT CARNIVAL 

AREA

THAT HAS SEEN SOME 

BETTER TIMES!...

NOW, 

HE'S GETTING CLOSER

JUST PAST THIS AREA NOW,

OKAY...THROUGH THIS GATE

AND ON DOWN TO THE OFFICE

TO MEET THE MANAGER!

"MY...IT'S TOO SPOOKY," 

HE THINKS!...

SO, 

SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS A LITTLE...

HSR GETS TO THE 

MAIN OFFICE BUILDING

AND CAREFULLY CREEPS DOWN THE MAIN HALLWAY

AND HE TURNS THIS WAY AND SEES

AND HE TURNS ANOTHER WAY 

AND SEES

AND HSR SAYS, 

WITH A VERY SHAKY AND 

WIMPY KID VOICE,

"HI THERE!"

SUDDENLY,  BEHIND HIM, 

A VERY DEEP AND RESONATING 

BELLOW OF A VOICE 

EMITS,

"GOOD DARK, SIR... 

YOU MUST BE THE YOUNG DR. REPORT!

THANK YOU FOR AGREEING 

TO GUARD THE PLACE TONIGHT!...

...IT SEEMS LIKE I HAVE TO PAY 

AN ARM AND A LEG FOR 

GOOD HELP THESE DAYS...

OH, 

THERE'S AN ARM AND A LEG ON THAT TABLE OVER THERE!

BUT THERE'S CASH TOO, 

IF YOU PREFER!

I'M GOING TO A 

'GHOULISH PARTY' 

TONIGHT!...

...AS A MEDICAL SPIRIT DOCTOR, YOU LIKE

MY OUTFIT?...

...DON'T ANSWER!

JUST MAKE SURE 

ERRANT KIDS

DON'T KNOCK DOWN 

THE HEADSTONES

OR SPRAY PAINT!

OH,

HERE'S A FLASHLIGHT...THAT WORKS...

...SOMETIMES!"...

AND THE MANAGER CONTINUES,

"THE SPOOKY PHENOMENA HERE...

YOU KNOW...

...THE APPARITIONS AND THINGS...

WELL...

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM, BECAUSE...

OF COURSE, THIS IS THEIR PLACE!

HA HA HAAAAAAA,"

AS HE SHUTS THE DOOR BEHIND US 

AS WE EXIT!

THEN, 

I LOOK AND SEE 

SOME  DISTURBED BATS 

FLUTTER WITH A SCARY FORCE,

THEN 

HE TURNS TO SAY "BYE" TO THE GUY, 

OR WHAT EVER HE IS...

BUT...

HE VANISHED INTO THE DARK!...WOW!...

"I WONDER IF THE SUN EVER SHINES ON THIS PLACE!" 

WONDERS HSR...

...

SO HSR PACES CAREFULLY 

AROUND ONE AREA OF THE PLACE, 

AND...

"PLEASE SPARE ME 

WITH THE SCARY STUFF," 

HE BEGS TO HIMSELF!

"UH OH!...WHAT'S THAT?"

AND HSR SEES SOMETHING 

EVER SO SLIGHTLY!...

THEN 

HE TURNS TO LOOK AT 

WHERE A SOUND CAME FROM...

BUT, 

NEXT, 

HE LOOKS BACK...AND...

...YIKES!

NOW, HSR ALMOST DOES NUMBER ONE 

...ON HIMSELF!...

BUT THEN, 

SHE JUST...DISAPPEARS!

OMG!...

"HI, PRETTY BOY!" 

SAYS THIS LADY 

OFF TO ANOTHER SIDE...

"COME INTO MY CRYPT!

"MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME," 

SWEATS HSR, 

"I'VE GOT TO MAKE 

MY ROUNDS NOW!"

AND SHE SAYS, "I'LL WAIT A HUNDRED AND FIFTY 

YEARS FOR YOU, PRETTY BOY!"

SO, 

THE TENTATIVELY WALKING HSR

GETS TO 

THE PART OF THE FOREST...

...ERR...GRAVEYARD...

...THAT HAS 

LOTS OF CRACKLING 

LEAVES AND BRANCHES 

WHICH BREAK LOUD ENOUGH TO 

WAKE UP...

...THE 'YOU KNOW WHO!'...

SUDDENLY, 

SOME THING WALKS UP TO HSR...

...OH NO!...

AND 

'IT' 

STARTS TO SPEAK!

"OMG!, DR. REPORT...IT'S YOU!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"

"EXCUSE ME, BUT, 

DO I KNOW YOU?" 

ASKS A STUNNED HSR...

"YES, YOU DO!...I'M THE CADAVER 

THAT YOU ARE DISSECTING 

AND STUDYING IN ANATOMY 

LAB!"

"WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?" 

ASKS AN AMAZED HSR...

"I'M HERE TO PARTY 

JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!" 

THE CADAVER CONFESSES...

"HEY, TELL ME HOW 

YOU GOT HERE!" ASKS HSR...

AND THE MUMMIFIED PERSON RESPONDS,

"EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE 

SOME SECRETS THAT

...THEY TAKE TO THE GRAVE 

WITH THEM!....HA HA HA!...

...OH,

AND DR. REPORT, ONE MORE THING..

PLEASE...

DO NOT LOP OFF MY 'PERSONAL PARTS!'...

...YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

THE FUN I'M HAVING HERE, BUDDY!...

DO THAT ONE THING FOR ME, PLEASE, OKAY?"

AND HSR SAYS, 

"SURE THING, MR. MUM!"

SO, WITH A HALF-HEARTED SMILE,

HSR CONTINUES HIS ROUNDS,

AND THEN 

HE TURNS ON HIS FLASHLIGHT AND 

HE PROMISES HISSELF THAT 

IF HE GETS 

TOO SCARED,

HE'S GONNA...

BOOK OUT OF THERE, PRONTO!

BUT, 

...SUDDENLY...

...THE FLASHLIGHT GOES OUT!

AND 

SOME CROWS FLY!

AND NOW...

THE MOON'S GOING DARK!...

AND NOW 

...EVEN THE STARS 

IN THE SKY...

...ARE GONE!

"OH NO!...AGAIN?...

YOW!"

NOW...

...AS HSR IS WALKING...

HE TRIPS 

OVER SOMETHING!...

AND 'THAT SOMETHING'... 

...SEEMS TO BE 

...UH OH...WAKING UP!...

SO, HSR FRANTICALLY 

TRIES THE FLASHLIGHT AGAIN...

AND...

"OH THE  _ _ _ _ ,  NO!"

HE SEES A MOVING

MONSTER!

SO 

HSR TURNS QUICKLY, 

THE OTHER WAY...

...AND RUNS!...

...RIGHT SMACK 

INTO A BIG TREE...

AND KNOCKS HIMSELF OUT...

FALLING TO THE GROUND!...

NOW...

THIS CREATURE 

RISES UP!...

AND SAYS,

"MY...

...WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE!...

...A PERFECT SPECIMEN!...

...I MUST PROTECT THIS SPECIES 

FROM THE OTHERS!...

BUT FIRST...

I'LL HAVE A LITTLE FUN, MYSELF!

'HAPPY HALLOWEEN!'...

TO ME!...

...HA HA HAAAAA!

...

SO...THAT MONSTER LADY

DOES SOME 'THINGS' 

WITH HSR,

THAT WE WON'T MENTION...

BUT IT INVOLVES 

HER

TOUCHING HIS

'CEPHALIC TEMPLES!'

...AND SO...

AFTER ALL OF THAT,,

SHE LEAVES THE AREA...

AND

HE SLOWLY

REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS!

"I GOTTA GET

OUT OF HERE, QUICKLY!" HE SWEARS!...

NOW, 

PASSING THROUGH

OTHER PARTS

OF HIS

'WORKPLACE,'...

HE SEES

SOME SPOOKY-LOOKING

TREES



...OH BOY!...



"I THINK I'LL WALK RIGHT PAST THIS

'LITTLE BUILDING!"  

HE

DETERMINES!





"YOUNG MAN!" SAYS THIS

WOMAN,

"FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY,

PLEASE GO PAST

THE TWO

ARCHES OVER THERE

AND

SOMEONE

WOULD LIKE

TO



MEET YOU!"




NOW, 

SENSING THAT HE

MIGHT NEED TO COMPLY,

HSR GOES PAST ONE ARCH

AND THEN

ANOTHER!

THEN,

"PLEASE COME IN, SIR!...

...I FEEL LIKE

I HAVE BEEN WAITING

'AGES' FOR YOU!

...YOU LOOK LIKE A YOUNG MAN

WHO THINKS DEEPLY

SOMETIMES!

...I JUST WANT TO SAY

THAT

YOU MAY WANT TO LOOK AT

'ALL SIDES OF LIFE'

AND

'COME TO TERMS' EVEN

WITH THE THINGS

YOU HATE!"



NOW HSR THINKS TO HIMSELF,

"I KNOW WHAT I WANT!...

I WANT TO

GET WITH MY FRIENDS AND

GET

AWAY FROM THIS PLACE!...

AND FORGET THE PAYMENT!"



...

THEN, 

HSR TELLS THE LADY, 

“THANKS FOR YOUR ADVICE...  

...I’M GOING TO HAVE TO 

GET BACK TO WORK NOW.”  

SO, 

HE LEAVES THAT AREA...

...AND...

... THINGS…STILL 

LOOK THE SAME!...

BUT NOW, 

BY ACCIDENT, 

HE STEPS AND 

FALLS INTO 

A HOLE!  

OMGOSH!  

HE HITS THE BOTTOM WITH A THUD, 

BUT HE 

FORTUNATELY, 

IS NOT HURT...

...AS HE LOOKS AROUND,

HE HEARS SOME SLIGHT NOISES 

OVER TO THE SIDE...

...THEN SOME EERY EYES 

START TO 

LOOK AT HIM! 

SO, 

HE STARTS TO PRAY AND SWEAT 

AND 

HE STARTS TO CLAW HIS WAY UP THE SIDE, 

WITH NO SUCCESS,

BUT...

SOME LIGHTNING STARTS 

TO STRIKE, AND, 

OMGOSH THE LIGHTNING 

STRIKES A 

TREE LIMB AND 

MAKES IT FALL 

PARTIALLY IN THE HOLE...

...SO HE SCRAMBLES UP 

THE BIG BRANCH 

TO GET OUT, 

THEN HE

MOVES THE BRANCH 

AWAY FROM THE HOLE 

SO WHAT WAS DOWN THERE, 

CAN’T GET OUT!...

...NOW... 

HE CONTINUES 

ON HIS WAY 

IN THE GRAVEYARD 

UNTIL HE REACHES 

A 

FORK IN THE PATH…

AND HE DECIDES TO GO 

ONE WAY, 

BUT 

HE SEES 

THIS...

THEN, IMMEDIATELY,

HE GOES BACK TO THE FORK

IN THE ROAD 

AND

MOVES ON THE OTHER WAY...

AND HE

WALKS FAST,

SO AS NOT TO

LET ANYTHING CATCH UP TO HIM,

AND

AS HE

PROGRESSES,

HE SCARES SOME TEENAGERS, 

WHO HAVE SOME CANS OF SPRAY PAINT, 

JUST BEFORE 

THEY 

START TAGGING, 

AND THEY RUN AWAY,

FRIGHTENED,

LEAVING THE CANS,

THEN,

AS HSR WALKS THROUGH THE

VENUE, HE NOTICES A 

FOG COMING HIS WAY!...

AND,

 WHEN HE

BREATHES IN THE CLOUD,

HE STARTS TO

FEEL STRANGE,

AND THE TREES TURN

PRETTY COLORS 

AND DO UNUSUAL 

THINGS...

WAIT!...

IS THAT A

'HALUCINOGENIC CLOUD?'

NOW HE REALLY STARTS TO FREAK!...

...AND RUN FASTER...

NOW, HE SEES A

BUILDING ON THE RIGHT

WHICH

MAY BE A 

'SAFE HARBOR'...

...WHAT DO YOU THINK?...

BUT...

ONCE HE ENTERS

A WOMAN TURNS TO HIM

AND SPEAKS,

"YOU MUST LEAVE!...AND DO NOT LOOK AT...

WHAT I AM FIGHTING...LEAVE...

...NOW...IF YOU...

...WISH TO KEEP LIVING!..."

SO, OF COURSE,

HE HIGH TAILS IT OUT OF THERE!

AND HE SAYS TO HIMSELF,

"I WANT



...MY MOMMA!"




WHILE THIS WOMAN

ON THE SIDE

BEHIND A TREE

PLOTS,

"THIS NIGHT'S JUST GETTING STARTED!"

...

SO, HSR CONTINUES

MAKING HIS

ROUNDS THROUGH THE

CEMETARY, AND...

...WHAT'S THIS?...

A WOMAN IN

AN 

'UNUSUAL POOL' 

ASKS HIM,

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO

GO SWIMMING

WITH ME?"

AND HE REPLIES,

"NO...I CAN'T RIGHT NOW...

...I'M WORKING!"

THEN, 

THE WOMAN SAYS,

"WELL,

THAT'S TOO BAD!"

THEN SHE 

'GOES

UNDER!'

...WHICH MAKES HIM 

WALK A LITTLE FASTER!

THEN, 

HE LOOKS TO THE SIDE,

THEN HE 

WISHES THAT HE HADN'T!...

NEXT, AS

HE ENTERS A 

SMALL

CLEARING,

HE IS STARTLED

BY A WITCH 

WHO ASKS HIM,

"HI THERE, SIR...YOU LOOK

LIKE A NICE PERSON!...WOULD YOU 

LIKE TO 

HEAR SOME

SCARY STORIES?"

"NO, MAM!...I'M ALREADY

SCARED," HE SOBBS...

"WELL,THEN,

HOW ABOUT

SOME OF MY

'POT

...BAD LUCK?"

"THANKS, BUT,

NO THANKS,"SAYS

HSR, AS HE 

WALKS AWAY,

WHILE

LOOKING BACK

OVER HIS SHOULDER!

NOW, 

FROM A DISTANCE,

THIS

'CEMETARY RESIDENT'

SEES HSR

APPEAR ON A WALKWAY,

AND LAUGHS,

"LET'S GET A CLOSER LOOK

AT OUR NEXT

'PERSON OF INTEREST!'

HE LOOKS

ALIVE AND...SCARED...

HIP HIP...

HOORAY!...

I'M GOING TO 

TELL THE OTHERS!

SUDDENLY, 

THIS,

WHAT EVER IT IS,

STEPS IN FRONT OF HSR,

AND SAYS,

"SIR...I HAVE AN...OFFER THAT 

YOU MAY NOT

WANT TO REFUSE!"

May you have many...

...Smiles!

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