Friday, July 14, 2023

A Dentist...Likes To See...These Types Of Patients...Get Up Out Of The Chair...And...Leave Quickly!......Part 2...

 

 "You Have to..Fix My Tooth!...

...You Have To...Fix It...Now!...And...I'll Have Insurance...In...

...Three Months!"...





“Let Me first Preface 


by saying that 



I love My Patients 


and I am 


so Passionate about 


Dentally-treating them 



that, 


when I think about it… 


I’d probably do it for Free…


...Well..


..not Quite Free…


...but you know what I mean!

 



 And we, 


as Practicing Dentists, 


with 



Offices to support 



and 


Financially Profit from, 


usually can hum to the frequencies of 


our ‘Clinical Personalities! 




As we go about performing 


the flow 


of the productive work, 


and things, 


for the most part, 


we like it when it all


runs smoothly, 


with some satisfactory predictability…

 




However, 


in a small number of cases, 


a patient or two may 


present themselves as 


‘obstacles ‘


to achieving an 


efficient work pattern.





Now, 


I can understand 


when Patients 


have some 


minor complications 


every once in a while, 


yelling loudly


on the cell phone



in the chair,


but then...


there are others that 


are definitely not 


‘good fits’ 


with my Practice Philosophies!








And when things get 


too out of hand, 


those Patients 



are encouraged, 


verbally and in writing, 


to find their Dentistry elsewhere! 




And Show them the Door!




So, yes...there are some people that 


I would like to see 


leave My Office, 


not only sooner or later, 


but 


Sooner and Sooner Than That!


And dental Offices are



'Smoke-free Zones!'





Some complain about 


how they are 


wrongly treated by 



the Receptionist every visit!...





Others may think that the 


World is unfair to them, 


so they must 



‘Return the Favor!’





And some of them 


may actually be ‘too coo-coo 



for Coco Puffs!”





And some come up


with all kinds of reasons


for 



not



paying on their accounts!





Of course,


Open Hostility


is an


Immediate Disqualifier!...






And some patients say that


everybody is Rude...


when



they are the Problem!





And I have some 'Flabbergasted Colleagues' that


share some of these



Same Issues!





I can understand Disruptors of Technology, but not 



Disruptors of my Office Business!...I give them all 


referrals to satisfy Legal requirements....





So, 


however


the unruly Patients 


walk out of the Door,



as long as



they are gone...



...that's all that Matters!

 


.....





....Other Dentists also

share their thoughts on

the types of Patients that

'deselect themselves' 

as clients 

of the Practice:


"Look!...I run a very busy practice, and...

I need  the people who I treat

to act like

'part of the Family,'

...not... the

'Problem Child


of the Family!'"



"Most of my Practice depends on

'soothing the psyche'

of the Patients...

...not 

psycho-


analyzing them!... No matter

how much they 


may need it!"



"Now some of my long-term Patients 


always ask,

"Does that Procedure

really have to 


cost 


that much?"



"One time, a Patient who

seemed to doubt my abilities

was offered a choice to 

put up with me


or go to the other


Dentist across the hall!...They stayed!"




Another dentist chimes in:



"Some Patients try and ruffle my feathers!...


One of them 

told my Hygienist 

that her

breath was really toxic! And...she reacted by 


leaving for the rest of the day!...

...The same patient tried that 

same thing on me, 

then...

...I whispered the same

in her ear and

she


just 'lost it!'"



"But...no matter...my Dental Practice

is a dynamic place, 

because...

...sometimes I need my patients more than they 


need Me!"















When things get a little

'unhinged' in the Dental Setting



many Professionals take


'preventive actions!'










Friday, July 7, 2023

New Antibiotic-Resistant...Oral Bacteria Discovered!*...And...That's...Bad News!...

 

"My New Cell Wall Strength Even Allows Me To...

Break Petri Dishes!..."







Attack of the Microbes





In the Realm of the Oral Microbiome...

...there's...

...More than enough to go around!...



Nerve Cells are signaling that there is a

full-frontal

assault commencing in the Mouth!




"There must be a 'Cellular Membrane Gap' 

through which...

I can enter!"

















Love Toothbrush®       

















"Thank you for your 'Red-Carpet Support!'...


...Smooches!"























The World is not...

...Our Bathtub!...














Meanwhile...Back In Tooth Fairy Land...




"Wow!...Becoming a Tooth Fairy is...

...anything but Dull!"










Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where...


...Hand-eye 


coordination rules!...













Dental Hygiene Wars









"So...

...you're the last Bacterium I vanquish Today!...


...Too Bad!"






"Oh No!...

An 'Avalanche of Calculus'

covered...


all those hygienists!"





"This new Vaporizer 

works so well that...I can...


go home early today!"





















May you have many...

...Smiles!











Doctor Winge's...'Most Dangerous' Smiles...For 2023...Are...


Can You Tell...If...People Are...'Straight'...'Gay'... 'LGBTQIA+' ...'Pan'...'Fluid'...'Cross Dressing'... 'They'... 'Non-Binary'...'None Of The Above'... 'All Of The Above'...Or...'What Ever*'...Just By... Looking At ...'Their' Smiles?''...Part 2....

The First USC Trojan Dentist To Elucidate and Name An 'Unusual' Oral Anatomy Feature!... The Winge's Peak!


'elatus labialis wingeulus'...The Winge's Peak... And Its Classification System...Part 1....


All Of The Manual Toothbrushing Methodologies Invented From 1932 to 2023!


Beautiful Spy...Tricks Dentist...To Help Get The ...'God Algorithms'...From...Google, Apple, Tesla, Amazon, And Facebook!...Part 5...(Post # 450)


The Dentist Who...Saves Christmas!...Part 8 ...(Oh No!...A Deadly Dark Matter Cloud Is Racing To...Melt Earth!…On Christmas!…But…Hopefully…This Dentist’s Plan…Will...)


The Last Secret...Baby Tooth!...Part 13...


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Friday, June 30, 2023

This 4th Of July...We Honor The...Fictional Black Dentist Who...Saves Fifty Black School Kids During... Heavy Revolutionary War Fighting!...

 

A Dentist is starting off the nice day 

beautifully by

watching the sunrise over 

Rhode Island's

Nanaquaket Pond


and listening to 


noisy Birds

and nosy


Turkeys.


So, Doctor Christopher Locanda,

who apprenticed in France and Spain,

is in no hurry to leave, so he

slowly stands up and 

lazily stretches for a couple of minutes,

then he 

proceeds at a relaxed pace 

back to his Cabin/Dental office,


and on his way,

he pauses to admire a

hard-working 


beaver community.


Now,

upon reaching his office,

Doctor Christopher Locanda,

sees a bunch of kids standing by 

the front door!...with an Adult.


As he walks over to them, some of the children say,

"Hi, Doctor Locanda!...We

heard about you!"


And another says, 

"You fix teeth, huh, Mister?


"He's a Doctor, Shola!...Call him Doctor," says

this Lady...their Teacher...

"Hi there, Doctor Locanda, I'm their teacher,

Mrs. Jamison...All fifty of us 

are from a school about two miles 

down the way,

and 

we decided to take a field trip and find out

more of what you do," she explains 

as she shakes hands with the Doctor...


Now, the Doctor says, "Oh boy, it looks like 

I'm, I mean we...

are going to have some fun today! But first...

...I need to know who wants some

fried fish cakes!"


And these kids say,

"I do, I do, I do!"


"We want some too,

Doctor!"


And this little one asks, "Are those

real fish cakes?"


"You betcha!" smiles the Doctor!


So as he fixes at least two fish cakes for 

each of the

big crowd of kids,


while he explains what he does as a Dentist.


"How did you learn how to cook

so good," ask

these students.


"My Daddy taught me how to cook them,

and my brothers taught me how to eat them!," he laughs.


"Did your brothers, leave you any,

ask these two.


I had eight brothers and four sisters and 

if I ate slow, I was on a diet!,"

says Dr. Locanda,

and all the kids laugh, including the teacher.


But when they were about finished,

they all hear some

loud noises and explosions, plus 

a lot of gun shots.


Now, one of the Doctor's neighbors

rushes by and warns, 

"There are

soldiers from both sides coming this way!

All of you better leave and get out of here now!

That battling of the Revolutionary War is  

getting closer!


Now, all of the kids don't look

so happy!


So, Dr. Locanda immediately 

tells everyone to 

follow him to a safe place, 

while he scoops up the remaining fish cakes.


And wow, do those kids

make haste out of there and into a wooded area,

because there are

active

Revolutionary War maneuverings with

soldiers


on both sides 'biting the dust!'


Now, the fleeing group comes upon a member of 

the1st Rhode Island Regiment of the Continental Army 

in the woods, and he directs, 

"Why don't you all...

go deeper into the woods to get more safe...and go 

east to the Big Pond!"


"Great idea," says Doctor Locanda...Soon, the Doctor finds a  cave and all fifty of them  go 

inside

and see this...


...and, moving right along, 

they see this further on...


...and the same little boy asks,


"You know where you're going, right?"

"I sure do," says the Doctor...

And they travel some more, 

but soon, they encounter some


...OMGosh...Bats!...Making one of the 

Little Black Girls


yell for help!...

which, in turn, makes all of

the


Bats scatter!


Well, they finally get out of there...and...yes...

they make it to 

Nanaquaket Pond!


Whoa!...Will you look at this!...

...Another Brave Soldier from the 1st Rhode Island Regiment 

is stationed at the ready on the shore 

of the Pond...


And he smiles "Welcome all My Brothers and Sisters!"


Now,

this girl asks, "Can you save us from this War?"


And the Ship's Captain says , "Yes I can!"


But wouldn't you know it!...Some kids are already in the water

splashing around and 

having a good time!


But after a while, 

the same little boy runs up to 

Doctor Christopher Locanda and asks,


"You're going to take us Home and bring us 

back here tomorrow...with fried Fish Cakes?"


And the Good Doctor looks at the Boy and 

Mrs. Jamison and the others and Smiles and says,

..."Sounds good to Me!"









This 4th of July We Celebrate The Fabled American African Dentist Who Helped The Black Soldiers Fighting On Both Sides Of The Revolutionary War Learn How To Survive And Thrive Together After The War Ends!...


This Independence Day...We Celebrate And Chronicle...The Rumored American African ...Dentist...Who Was A Sharp-Shooting Body Guard Team Member...Protecting...General George Washington...During The...Revolutionary War!




This July 4th...We...Give Thanks...As We Remember...A 'Fiery' Black Pastor...Who...'Called Upon The Heavens And The Earth'...To Help Us...Win The...Revolutionary War!...


This Fourth Of July...We...'Give Proper Props'...To The 'Fabled'...Black Dentist/Gourmet Cook Who Brought...Good Food...To General George Washington...And His Men...During...The Revolutionary War!...


This 4th Of July...We Honor...The Fabled American African Dentist...Who Helped "Start A Ruckus" At The ...Boston Tea Party!...


This 4th Of July, We Recognize And Honor The Black Horse Trainer That Supplied The Horse Named "Boo Boo" That Helped Samuel Prescott Finally Get To Concord To Warn The People, "The British Are Coming, The British Are Coming!" After Dentist/Metallurgist Paul Revere And William Dawes Were Captured!


This 4th Of July, We Thank The Rumored Dentist Who Made The “Handsome, Alpha Male’” Dentures For George Washington To Look Great While Winning The War!







Ralph Winge, D.D.S., the First Black Person To Have A Human Body Part Named For Him.






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